> Mike Ixnay: Welcome fan to NEW Monday Night Massacre! We have a great show tonight, including four Title defenses! > Larry: That's right, and one of them in the World Title match where Riptide meets the World Champ TYRANT for the first time ever! > Mike: Let's get on with the show! > Tommy Matrix vs Chaos: Hardcore Title Match > "Bawidiba" by Kid Rock starts-up, and then you hear that familiar voice > Tommy: MY NAME IS TOOOOMMMMMM... > Tommy: TOMMY MATRIX! > The fans pop loudly as Tommy makes his way down the aisle and into the ring. The crowd is into it as they sing along with the song, as does Tommy. > "Faith" by Limp Bizkit then begins, and the Hardcore Champ, Chaos, comes out to a mixed reaction. Chaos jumps onto the ring apron and points at Tommy, then makes a thumbs-down motion as he steps into the ring and is face-to-face with him. > Mike: Ok, we're going to get this one started with a lock-up! Both Chaos and Tommy are pushing each other around the ring, they're both about the same size, but Chaos is a bit taller then Matrix. Chaos gets Tommy into a corner and gives him a hard knife-edge chop! > The Fans: WOO!!! > Mike: Tommy retaliates by shoving Chaos away, and now we have a shoving contest! Both men just trying to get the other to make their move, and Chaos kicks to the gut, DDT! > Larry: Well, it wasn't smart of Tommy to just push Chaos around, the Hardcore Champion wont just sit there and take that. Tommy's back up now, slowly, and Chaos is waiting for him. Tommy ducks a cloaths-line from Chaos, goes around behind him, and gives him a drop-kick knocking him off his feet! > Mike: Good move, and now Tommy stays on the offensive by putting Chaos in a face-lock! Chaos is getting up though, he has too much pent-up energy this early in the match for this kind of move to have much effect. Chaos elbows Tommy in the gut, once, twice, three time, and then delivers a hard cloaths-line to knock Tommy down! Chaos now stomping the hell out of Tommy, and now a big knee-drop across the ankle! > Larry: Looks like Chaos has found his focus-point, he's trying to immobilize Tommy, and for a Cruiserweight, that can be deadly! Chaos now has Tommy in an ankle-lock submission, but Tommy quickly scampers to the ropes to call for the break! > Mike: Chaos reluctantly releases that hold, and now he picks-up Tommy by the hair and sends him into the ropes, Chaos lowers his head for a back-body drop, but Tommy actually leap-frogs over Chaos, Chaos turns around, and Tommy hits a powerful super-kick right to the jaw! > Larry: Good move by Tommy, these two guys are both trying to make up for a couple rookie mistakes they're making. Tommy's now bytch-slapping Chaos around the ring, this is only making Chaos mad, but Tommy kicks to the gut and gets him with a snap-suplex! > Mike: Chaos is back up fast though, he charges Tommy who's flirting with some girl in the front row, Tommy turns around, SPEAR! Chaos knocked Tommy out of his wrestling boots! Cover by Chaos, 1-2-Kickout! A close call there! > Larry: Yeah, and now Chaos is picking-up Tommy again, and he sends his head crashing into the turnbuckle! Chaos in up to the second-rope, he grabs Tommy, and it's a tornado DDT! Great move! Cover by Chaos, 1-2-Kickout again! > Mike: Tommy Matrix is being very resiliant here, but Chaos is staying on the attack! Another pick-up, and this time Chaos sets Tommy up for a power-bomb! Tommy is up, oh! He caught Chaos on the way down with a face-buster shades of Billy Kidman! > Larry: Tommy now has Chaos in the crippler cross-face, Chaos isn't going anywhere, but he's not submitting either! Tommy is pulling back harder on the neck, but Chaos still isn't submitting! It looks like he's passing out! > Mike: He is! Tommy lets go and asks the ref to make the count! The ref raises Chaos' arm once, twice, but not a third time! Tommy thinks he's won, but Chaos is kneeling down, and he gets Tommy with a low-blow! Chaos is up, he grabs Tommy, he's up, The Chiseler! That's Chaos' finishing move! Cover by Chaos, 1-2-3!!! Chaos retains his Hardcore Title, what a match those two had! > Larry: That WAS a sweet match! > As "Faith" by Limp Bizkit plays, Tommy gets up and shakes Chaos' hand and raises his arm. The two leave the ring together as the fans cheer. > Mike: Great Hardcore Title defense. Now let's get ready for a heated rivalry to come to boil, as members of The FreYk ShoW meet Saturday Night Fever! > Omega Zappa & Blockade vs Mikey & Bernard > "Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson begins, and Blockade and Omega Zappa make their way out and get into the ring. > "Disco Inferno" by The Tramps starts up, > and then Mikey and Bernard walk to the ring, Mikey and > Bernard the Bellbottom Ninja playing to the fans. > They walk to the ring slowly, pumping up the cheering > fans with shouts and a few dance numbers. Entering > the ring, Mikey runs right at Omega, as the bell > rings. > MI: Oh, Mikey starts off with a clothesline to Omega > Zappa! Omega falls to the ground, and now Mikey goes > to the top rope! Beautiful moonsault press by Mikey! > Cover..1...2..Kickout by Zappa! Mikey starting things > off with a bang! Now, he tags in Bernard, who runs at > Omega with a kick to the stomach! He throws him into > the ground, and then begins to stomp away at the man! > He pulls him up, and then tries for a DDT! Wait, > Omeaga holds him there, and then tags in Blockade! > Blockade storms into the ring, and hits a DDT from > Omega's shoulders! Now, Blockade lifts Bernard up by > his neck, and tosses him halfway across the ring! Oh > my God! Bernie tags in Mikey, and now Mikey on the > top rope! He dives at Blockade with a dropkick, who > shrugs it off! Now, he picks Mikey over his head for > a chokeslam! Wait, Mikey reverses, and drags Blockade > down with a frankensteiner! > LN: Mikey is proving that he is perhaps the most > talented wrestler in NEW, when he wants to be! Now, > he pulls up Blockade, and whips him into the corner! > He runs at Blockade, and hits a splash! Mikey backs > up, and hits Blockade with a Shotay palm strike! > Mikey again with the palm strike! And another! Mikey > whips Blockade into the opposite turnbuckle, and > attempts another splash! No, Blockade catches him, > and then throws him into the opposite turnbuckle! My > God, Mikey hit that pole like a lawn dart! Mow, Mikey > tries to get back up, but Blockade lifts him up into a > Gorilla Press! OH MY GOD! He tossed Mikey into the > crowd! Wayne Fixx comes out under the ring! What's > he doing here?! He jumps onto the guard railing, and > leaps into the crowd with a spinning heel kick! > Blockade has the referee distracted! Fixx grabs a > chair, and then smacks Mikey over the head with it! > Now, Bernard is in the ring, and he's getting pounded > by Blockade and Omega Zappa!! The ref has lost sight > of Mikey, and he's letting Bernie take hi place! > MI: Bernard is lifted to the top rope by Blockade, and > Omega is climbing onto the top rope with him! He > lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but then falls to > the ring with a brainbuster from the top rope! Oh my > God! That may be it! Blockade falls over Bernard > with a cover...1...2..Kickout by The Bellbottom Ninja! > Blockade gets to his feet, and Bernard leaps up with > an axe kick! Bernard with an actual karate move!! He > runs at Omega Zappa with a jumping wheel kick! Mikey > superkicks Fixx to the ground, and then jumps back > into the ring. Diving over the top rope, he hits a > leg drop onto Blockade! Cover by Mikey! 1..2..Omega > with the save, as he kicks Mikey in the back! Now, he > lifts Mikey, and executes a powerbomb! Blockade > leaves the official man, Zappa in the ring, and Bernie > leaves the ring as well! Now, Omega whips Mikey into > the ropes, and tries for a clothesline! However, > Mikey dodges, and then executes the Feugoplex! > Feugoplex by Mikey!! Wait, Bernard is dragged out of > the ring by Wayne Fixx, which the referee misses! He > drags Bernie into the crowd, and in the ring, Mikey > covers Omega! 1...2...No, Blockade breaks the pin > attempt! Blockade pulls a wrench from his trunks, and > then nails Mikey across the head! The ref was trying > to get Wayne Fixx's attention, and he missed it! Now, > he lifts him into a Gorilla Press, and then Omega > catches Mikey with a Diamond Cutter on the way down!! > Cover...1...2...3! Blockade and Omega Zappa, > representing The FreYk ShoW, have won this match, due > to heavy cheating! They used every trick in the book > to defeat Saturday Night Fever! > Larry: I was just told something's going on backstage in Sport Jones' locker room! Let's get a camera back there! > The camera goes into Sport Jones' locker room, and the place has been torn to bits! There's a vicious bulldog in the room with Sport's wrestling boot hanging out of his mouth! On the wall, there is spray-painted in green "You've Gone to The Dogs" > Sport: What in the Hell happened in here?! Did anyone see anything?! Someone get animal control in here, damn! That mut tore apart all my cloaths! And my couch! It pyssed in my jacuzi! > The bulldog continues to tear-up the room, and then it stops, squats, and takes a big crap right on the floor. > Sport: AAAAHHH!!!! I'm going to kill that mut myself! > When Sport tries to grab the bulldog, it barks visciously at him and snaps his jaws. > Sport: Arrrghhh! Where the hell is animal control?! I'm going to kill whoever did this... > Mike: Well, it looks like Sport's having some dog problems. I wonder if this is the mark of that myseterious new super-star who just left his message last night? > Larry: Maybe, but whoever it is, he really wants to pyss-off Sport Jones. > Mike: We'll be back right after this commercial break! > Mike: We're back! Let's get on with the show! > Power N' Style vs HII: Tag-Team Title Match > "Ocean" by Led Zepplin starts-up, and the NEW Tag-Team Champions, Home Improvement Incroeprated along with The Carpenter, make their way to the ring. The Electrician gives his wrench to a fan, and The Plumber gives his plunger to another. They get into the ring and await the challengers. > "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie then begins, and the lights go out. On the NEW Tron, a countdown begins. The fans count along with it. > Fans: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! > The Man Called Grendel then appears in the entrance way, along with his tag-partner, "The Lonestar" Bowen Danes. They raise their arms, and make their way to the ring. Grendel uses the top-rope to climb up into it, and Bowen slides in, and the team of Power N' Style go face to face with HII. > Mike: Well, it breaks tradition to have the Champions come out before the Challengers, but with an entrance like Grendel's, it's something that has to go last. The bell has sounded, and this match is on! Looks like it'll be the Electrician and Bowen starting things off, and the veteran Bowen Danes catches Electrician with a knee to the gut, then a patented suplex! Bowen now with an elbow across the throat, now he's picking Electrician up, into a Gorilla Press, and now a powerful meltdown slam! > Larry: Bowen's starting things off very good for his team, he's teaching the rookie team of HII the ropes. Electrician's trying to make the tag, and Bowen is just laughing at him. Bowen grabs him by the ankle and drags him to center-ring, but Electrician surprises him by kicking Bowen right in the nuts with his other foot! Bowen's buckled-over! > Mike: Good sneaky move by Electrician, and now he's stomping Bowen all over the place! Electrician makes the tag to Plumber, and Plumber is up top! Bowen is still on the mat holding his bruised grapes, and Plumber comes off with an elbow-drop, but Bowen rolls out of the way! Bowen dives and tags-in Grendel! The Millenium Man comes in and grabs Plumber by the hair, he picks him up and sends him into the ropes, big-boot! Plumber is down! Grendel reaches down and grabs Plumber by the throat this time, but Plumber pokes Grendel in the eyes! Plumber now punching Grendel in the gut trying to back him into a corner, but Grendel grabs Plumber by the suspenders and throws him back-first into the turnbuckle! Grendel looks pyssed, and he shows it by slamming his sledge-hammer like hand right across Plumber's head! Grendel grabs Plumber by the throat this time, and he actually picks him up off his feet, turn around, and choke-slams him! > Larry: Damn, HII has had very little offense here. But what does anyone expect, they're facing two of wrestling's most prominant veterans! Grendel makes the cover, 1-2-Kickout! Plumber is showing some fight is left in his body, but now Grendel's looking to beat it out of him! Grendel is laughing to himself as he grabs Plumber by the hair again and lifts him to his feet, and now Grendel turns his attention to Electrician, who's cussing him out from his corner. > Grendel: You want in?! You want in?! HAHAHHA!!! > Mike: Grendel should have been paying attention, because Plumber just nailed him in the gut with an elbow! Plumber now with a European upper-cut, and he runs over and makes the tag-in to Electrician! He jumps in the ring and starts unloading on Grendel! Punches and kicks everywhere, he backs-up against the ropes, he goes for a cloaths-line, but Grendel ducked and pulled-down the top-rope! Electrician went flying out of the ring! Bowen Danes is right on top if it too, he's attacking Electrician, he just threw him into the guard-rail! > Larry: Plumber's trying to help him out, but Grendel just power-bombed him! Wait, who's that?! > Mike: It's Hawk Manson and Rick Derringer! They ran-out from the back! Derringer just knocked Bowen Danes straight to hell with a steel chair! Manson's in the ring, Grendel doesn't see him! Grendel turns around, SPEAR! Hawk just laid-out Grendel! The ref is throwing this match out, HII will retain the Tag-Titles! But, are Hawk and Rick here to help HII? > Larry: I think not! Plumber is using Hawk to help himself up, he's patting him on the back, but Hawk knees him in the gut, Hawk-Driver! And on the outside, Derringer just gave Electrician a DVD! I guess this is sending a message that Hawk Manson and Rick Derringer want their shot at the Tag-Team Titles! > Mike: The fans are going crazy! Hawk and Rick are raising their arms, and the teams of Power N' Style and HII are laid-out all over the place! What an ending! > Larry: Wait...Who's that coming down the aisle? > Mike Ixnay: Here comes Slim and Sauce!!! > (Slim Cross and Sauce make their way down the rampway > to a loud pop. They enter the ring and Slim calls for > the mic." > Slim: First off, Brian Brand...last week we all saw > first hand living proof that you are associated > someway, somehow with Wicked Clown and House of Pain. > Everyone saw the Faygo bath on me and Sauce. Frankly, > Brian Brand, that sealed your fate. No, even as acting > NEW commish, I cannot fire you. Why? Well, Ben hired > ya, so I guess he's the one who has the say-so if > firing ya. Brand, I know you are the head booker, > but....I have my eyes on you, pal! I don't trust you > one bit, and me and Sauce will be watching you like a > hawk! Sauce told me all about you....your past, your > likes and dislikes....everything! We and the rest of > the NEW know that you are going to do something grand > at the pay per view on Sunday, but we just don't know > what. I feel very funny about it..... > (Brian Brand comes out of the back, mic in hand and > begins to speak as he stops at the top of the ramp) > Brand: Slim, Slim, Slim....There is no need to feel > uncomfortable about this Sunday. I have everything > under control. I'm expecting a huge buyrate, so I have > to do something to please the fans, don't I? You see, > Slim, the last few NEW PPV's were lacking something. > Well, actually NEW as a whole was lacking > something...me. Now that I am here in NEW, fans are > going to get what they want and deserve. It's only > fair to them. > Slim: What are you getting at? > Brand: Slim, you and that big black man standing > behind you will be at November to Dismember live from > the Pittsburgh Civic Arena, won't ya..... > Slim: Actually, Brand, I don't know what you're > getting at, but yes, yes we will be on hand. Sauce is > from Pittsburgh, just like you, Brand... > Brand: I know...me and Boomer made Sauce into > something, but now he's a washed up bum. The reason > that I asked you if you were going to be at the PPV is > because both you will see first hand the beginning of > a revolution here within NEW. Times have changed, > Slim, we both know that. So, as the times change, > people change. Some people are going to be changing > their ways come Sunday. Their ways are going to go > back to the olden days. Now, if y'all would excuse me, > I'm coming into the ring... > (Brand makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. > Sauce wants to confront him, but Slim tells him no as > Brand enters the ring) > Slim: Brian Brand, this Sunday, I will have extra > security around the arena, because I don't trust you > one bit. Who knows what you have in store for the NEW. > Brian Brand, just remember, I will be watching you. > Brand: Cross, while you and Sauce are busy worrying > about what I may or may not do, I'll be in the back, > getting everything situated. I think that instead of > wasting your time and energy worrying about me, you're > going to have to worry about what to do with Scheme > Gene and Sean Steele after their match with their > destiny on Sunday. > Cross: I am very confident in their chances. > Brand: Confident? Slim Cross, Scheme Gene is a weak, > pathetic soul who has gone through a great deal of > agony this whole year. Sean Steele is a mere shadow of > what he once was. Both men are the weak. We are going > to sort out that weak from the strong on Sunday. > Cross: Brian Brand, just promise me this.....Promise > me that nothing will get out of hand this Sunday. > Brand: Slim Cross, trust me..... > (Slim looks at Sauce as the two leave the ring. Sauce > and Brand have a brief stare down before Sauce leaves > the ring) > Brand: Slim and Sauce....I'm sure I'll see both of you > on Sunday. Now, fans, for those of you who haven't yet > ordered the PPV, I got something for ya. The special > guest referee for the Trey Reed/Joey Anderson > Wheelchair For the Birds match will be none other > than....TRENT RAVEN!!!! > Larry: OH YEAH! > Mike: WOW!!! > Brand: This Sunday, the cards are falling in place. > This Sunday will mark the Reunion. After Sunday, the > NEW will begin to crumble becaue of its weak > foundations. Nothing can stop the crumbling. We are > here for good..... > (Brand drops his mic and leaves the ring) > Mike: What is he talking about?! Oh well...Guess we'll find out next Sunday! For now, let's get to the Cruiserweight Title match! > Wayne Fixx vs 00Pimp vs Cardinal: Double Steel-Cage Cruiserweight Title Match > "Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson starts-up and Wayne Fixx walks out to a chorus of boos. Wayne walks down the ailse flipping the fans off, and as he enters the steel cage, he surveys his surroundings and gives it a nod of approval. > "No Pidgeons" by The Sporty Theives begins next, and to a big pop, Joey "00Pimp" Anderson jumps out of the entrance way and raises his arms. Joey runs down the aisle and dives into the cage and immediatly begins to brawl with Wayne! > "Unforgiven 2" by Metallica then starts, and to a good ovation, Cardinal runs out for his last match, and heads right for the ring and jumps inside and starts beating on both Joey and Wayne! This is on! > Mike: Well Cardinal is sure fired-up for his last NEW match! He knocks Joey down, now Wayne, now he's stomping all over Wayne! Joey tries a sneak-attack, but Cardinal gets him with a Stunner! Cardinal now all-over Joey with punches to the face! Wayne catches Cardinal in a Full-Nelson, but Cardinal actually uses the wall of the cage to flip over him, and he shoves Wayne right into the cage! > Larry: Sure looks like Cardinal wants to go out in style here, and he also wants to leave the Cruiserweight Champ! Joey with a leg-sweep, and Cardinal is finally off his feet! Joey now quickly dives and sends his elbow right across Card's throat, and Wayne Fixx just Speared Joey! > Mike: Wayne now gives Cardinal a huge leaping leg-drop, and then he goes back after Joey with a drop-kick! Joey's back up quick though, and he goes against the ropes, and hits Wayne hard with a flying cloaths-line! Cardinal now attacks Joey and gets him with a power-slam! This match is amazing! > Larry: These kids are all over the place and not stopping! Cardinal picks-up Joey and slams his head into the cage! And now a reverse DDT! Wayne drop-kicks Cardinal and HE goes crashing into the cage, roll-up by Wayne, 1-2-Kickout! Wayne almost pulled an upset already! > Mike: Joey's up on the second rope, and he hits Wayne with a spinning heel-kick off the rope! Wayne went crashing backwards! Cardinal tackles Joey's leg sending him down, and now Cardinal hits him with a standing moon-sault! Cover by Card, 1-2-Kickout! Another close call! Wayne crashes down on Cardinal with a knee-drop, and now he's putting him in a side headlock! > Larry: It doesn't last long though, because Joey cloaths-line's Wayne, breaking the hold! And he hits a DDT on Cardinal! Cover by Joey on Card, 1-2-Kickout! Wayne grabs Joey by the hair and sends him into the cage, and then hits a tilt-a-whirl back-breaker! What a move! Cardinal's up, and he gets Wayne with a belly-to-back suplex! Cardinal's up top, and he comes crashing down on Wayne with a frog-splash! Cover, 1-2-And Joey stops the count! That would have been over! > Mike: Joey and Cardinal are now trading punches all over the place, the fans are going nuts for these guys, and Wayne jumps to the top-rope! He gets both Joey and Cardinal with a cross-body off the top! Cover on Joey, 1-2-And Cardinal stops this one! Wayne trips Cardinal up, and he's beating the hell out of the back of his head! Wayne's trying to do some serious damage here, and Joey's stumbling to his feet, and he stomps HARD to the back of Wayne's head! > Larry: Joey looks POed here, and he grabs Wayne by the ears, he kicks him in the gut, setting him up for a pile-driver, no, power-bomb! Wayne's up, and Joey is actually running, and OH MY GOD! Joey just Power-Bombed Wayne onto the wall of the cage! Wayne's whole body just cracked against the cage, and he just slumped down on the canvas! The fans are on their feet chanting "JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!" > Mike: That could have put Wayne out of this match for good, and now Cardinal is up, and look at his face! Wayne's attack must have busted him open, blood is all over Card's face! He and Joey go at it again, punches everywhere, Cardinal's blood splashing all over both men, these young lions both have a personal history together and they both will do anything to better each other! Joey sends Cardinal into the ropes, Cardinal ducks a cloaths-line, Cardinal stops short behind Joey, and he gets him with a reverse suplex!\ > Larry: Cardinal's not stopping there though, he picks Joey back up and slams him back down with a face-buster! Now Card's turning him over on his back, but he's not covering? Where's he going? > Mike: He's scaling the cage! Wayne is still out from that Power-Bomb, Joey is out from Cardinal's two big moves, and now Cardinal is climbing the double steel-cage! Cardinal reached the top of one cage, but he's still going! Oh my God, he's at the very top of this 30-feet tall double steel-cage, is he INSANE?! > Larry: HE IS INSANE! He's balancing himself on the top of the double-cage, OH MY GOD! > Mike: AND HE'S OFF! Cardinal just jumped off the cage, he's doing flips, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, HOLY SH*T!!! Cardinal just crashed down on Joey! Cover by Cardinal, 1-2-3!!!! OH MY GOD! The fans are going berzerk! Cardinal jumped off the top of this double steel-cage, and he flipped in mid-air six consecutive times! That was the most incredible thing I've EVER seen! Cardinal has retained the Cruiserweight Title in his final match in the NEW! What a showing by all three men, this match wont soon be forgotten! > Larry: Hold the phone, Card's got the stick! > Cardinal: Damn...I can't believe I really did that! *The fans go wild* Joey, Wayne, I wanted to thank both of you for probably the best match of my career, and my last one. I think we all gave these fans the show of a life-time, and their standing ovation is proving it! I said if I won, I would give the Cruiserweight Title to someone I feel deserves it, and that person is you, Joey. You and I ended-up friends after all this, and I think you're the #1 Cruiserweight in the NEW, now that I'm leaving anyway, so Joey...I'd like you to have MY Title, the Cruiserweight Title! *The fans give Joey and Cardinal a standing ovation as they hug each other and Joey holds the Cruiserweight Belt high for them all to see* > Joey "00Pimp" Anderson: Card, Jonothan, thanks bro. We kicked each other's asses up and down this ring tonight, and it sucks that you're leaving us because dude, you're one helluva wrestler! We lit this place up, and man, you're the real Champ Jonothan, you are. *Just then, Wayne Fixx grabs the mic out of Joey's hand* > Wayne: Man, that's BULLSH*T! I kicked BOTH of your asses, and I get nothing?! All of this buddy-buddy crap is making me sick, NEITHER of you deserve that belt! Just give it up! > Joey: You want this belt? > Wayne: F*ck yes! > *Joey then bashes Wayne in the face with the Cruiserweight Title, and he and Cardinal continue to attack him as the fans cheer once again* > Joey: There, that's as CLOSE as you're gonna GET to this belt! *Joey and Cardinal then raises each-other's arms then leave then ring to one more standing ovation* > Mike: What great sportsmanship from both men, and a great farewell to Cardinal! > Larry: We also have a new Cruiserweight Champion, 00Pimp! > Mike: We'll be back fans! > Mike: We're back! This has been one helluva show so far! Let's see what happens next! > Ragnarok & Jonas Testament vs Lance Slade & Trevor Haven > Lance Slade's music starts, and he comes out with Trevor Haven, who was supposed to just be Slade's slave for a week, but ended-up his teammate in The Profit$. They get into the ring and raise their arms to a chorus of boos. > "Harvester of Sorrow" by Metallica then begins, and to a mixed reaction Jonas Testament makes his way to the ring. He stops sort of entering it though, so he can wait for his partner. > "Blackened" by Metallica starts-up, and Ragnarok along with Heather come out to mostly cheers. Ragnarok stands in the entrance for a second, but then tears-off his trench coat and fedora then runs like mad down the aisle and slides into the ring, and begins to beat the hell out of Slade and Trevor all by himself! Jonas gets into his corner, and this match is on! > Mike: Ragnarok is just kicking the hell out of Lance Slade, he isn't letting up at all! Jonas just sent Trevor into the ropes, and he knocked him right out of the ring! Ragnarok sends Lance into the corner, and gives him a Stinger Splash! And then a DDT! > Larry: Ragnarok said he doesn't care anything about either Lance or Trevor, and he's showing it by kicking ass up and down the ring! Jonas is too, he followed Trevor on the outside, and he's slamming him on both guard-railings! > Mike: Back in the ring, Lance is trying to get some offense in, he and Ragnarok are battling it out, Lance kicks Rag in the gut, he goes against the ropes, and Lance hits him with a drop-kick! Ragnarok rolls back, but he backs back up and sends Lance down with a cloaths-line! Lance is back up, and Ragnarok takes him back down with an underhook suplex! Jonas rolls Trevor back in the ring, and Ragnarok is on him like a rabid dog! > Larry: Trevor already got his ass handed to him by Jonas, he wont stand a chance against Ragnarok! Slade is up, but Ragnarok got him with the Bad Holiday! Jonas is in the ring, he picks-up Trevor, Evenflow DDT! > Mike: Ragnarok now is setting-up Lance on the top-rope, he's following him, Rock-Bottom from the top-rope! He calls that The End! Cover by Rag, 1-2-3!! This one is over! Wait...There go the lights! > The lights go completely out, you hear noises, the sound of possibly a steel chair cracking against two skulls, and about two minutes later, the lights go on, and Jonas Testament is out cold on the mat! But, Ragnarok is tied to some kind of cross with barbed-wire! > Mike: OH MY GOD! Someone snuck into the ring! Whoever it was, he cold-cocked Jonas, and he tied Ragnarok to a cross with barbed-wire! And what's that on his chest...It says RU! Ru must have done this! He spray-painted his name on Ragnarok's chest! > Larry: Ru is on the warpath here for The Church of Macabre, looks like he's showing us he's very serious about the Gauntlet Match he has with them at November 2 Dismember! > Mike: And their leader is up next defending the World Title against Riptide! > Riptide vs TYRANT: World Title Match > "The Unforgiven" by Metallica starts-up, and the fans await "The Extreme Wave" Riptide. Two minutes go by, and still no Riptide. > "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 then begins, and the World Champion, TYRANT, stomps out of the entrance way to a big round of boos from the fans. TYRANT mkaes his way into the ring, and when the music stops, he gets on the stick: > TYRANT: Well...Looks like Rip took my advise and no-showed! Hehehheh...Where are ya Riptide?! Come on, I saw ya gimp on in the building earlier! > Just then, the NEW Tron goes black, and then Ru appears on it! The King of Exxxtreme has a smile on his face, and then the view pans-out, and the unconcious bodies of both Riptide and Redeemer are laying on the floor! > Ru: As you can see, TYRANT, I've eliminated your competition for tonight, just like I'm going to do to mine come Sunday. I've already put the fear of God into Jonas and Ragnarok, so when I eliminate them and Scarecrow in our little match, I'm going to take my Title Shot, and I'm going to destroy you, TYRANT. I'm going to give you a match TWICE as Hardcore as your "classic" with "Bad Ass" Brian Marcotte, TWICE as Brutal as any match you've had with Tombstone, and then I'm going to be the first that pins you 1-2-3 since you've come back to the NEW...And I will be the World Champion. Plain and simple. So I suggest not wasting any precious energy on jobbers like these, because you'll need all you've got and MORE when you face ME! > "Resurrection" by Fear Factory then starts-up, and the show ends with a view of TYRANT's scowling face