("Machinehead" by bush plays as A-Bomb Bill approaches the ring with NEW Vice President Dan Ashe)
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the ring at this time, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 265 lbs. here is A-bomb Bill!!!!!! MI: He is in phenominal shape.... LN: Yeah, but he doesn't get lots of exposure though does he??? MI: No, but....... wait, Pitbull just jumped Bill from behind!!!!! LN: What?!?!?!?!? And Dan Ashe is trying to pull Pitbull off of Bill..... MI: And Ashe gets nailed by Pitbull!!!!!!! and now the two of them are going to the ring, Pitbull dragging Bill and, HE SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO A GUARDRAIL!!!!!! Pitbull with a pickup and POWERSLAM ON THE CONCRETE!!!!! LN: Oh man, he needs to get up and beat on this guy!!!!! MI: Finally, they are in the ring and now, Bill is crawling to the ropes and PITBULL WITH AN ELBOWDROP ON BILL!!!!!!! Bill is lying there trying to pull himself up but now Pitbull pulls him up and SUPLEX ON A-BOMB BILL!!!!!!! And here comes members of Death Valley!!!! They are at ringside and they are pulling for Pitbull, PITBULL LEGDROPS A-BOMB BILL!!!!!!! Pitbull with a pin.....1......2......kickout by Bill..... LN: Close call for Bill........ MI: You're telling me and now........ Pitbull is pulling up Bill and BILL WITH A LOWBLOW TO PITBULL...... Bill is up and DETONATOR ON PITBULL AND NOW........ LN: Warhammer is on the apron, and Bill clotheslines him!!!! Now Manson is up and Bill goes to McBride, but Pitbull nails Bill. MI: Pitbull has Bill now and it's a PITBOMB!!!!!!! Pitbull pins....1.....2.....3...... Pitbull wins!!!!!!!!
(bell rings)
LN: He was at the disadvantage at the start of this thing..... MI: You're telling me..... MB: The winner of the match is Pitbull!!!!! MI: Now Death Valley is in and they are doing a number on Bill!!!!! And here comes Alpha Storm!!!!!!! DV clears from the ring!!!!!!! Oh my, what a match, and Death valley is relly on fire right now aren't they????? LN: They sure are......
Steve Grant v. Hardcore Jeffery James Hart:
("American Made" plays over the PA System as the fans begin to boo)
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the ring at this time from Juneau Alaska, weighing in at 295 lbs. here is Steve "The Inferno" Grant!!! LN: Oh my, he's a popular one here now isn't he? MI: Well, he turned heel when he returned to NEW, so.......
("Back In Black" by AC/DC blasts over the PA System as Hardcore JJ Hart approaches the ring giving fans high-fives and hugging the girls on the way)
MI: The fans love him don't they??? LN: Yeah, because he is a good guy...... he likes beans and carrots and girls....... MI: And boys too!!!!!!!
(Larry and Mike laugh)
(bell rings)
MI: The bell rang and, what the hell is JJ doing??? LN: He is doing his fingers up on his head like horns and acting like a bull....... MI: What the hell is he doing??? Is he trying to be like Buck Master or something??? JJ runs into Steve Grant and Steve shoves out his hand and he's holding him back, but JJ is still trying to run and he is swinging at Steve!!!!!!! LN: Dammit JJ, quit acting like a girl and fight already!!!!!! MI: JJ is worn out now and Steve Grant has him up...... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!!!! Grant pins......1........2.......kick out!!!!! LN: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? MI: Grant took him out to!!!!! He thinks it is over, JJ is up behind him, he nails Grant with an elbow to the back and now he belly to back suplexes Grant and no JJ is going for........... IT'S THE STUPIDPLEX!!!!!!!! JJ pins....1.....2....kick out!!!!!!! LN: What a match....... MI: JJ pulls up Grant and he is doing some number in the air with his index finger like some damned jobber on WCW Worldwide..... LN: You damned nit wit, finish him!!!!!! MI: JJ with an irish whip to Grant, he misses a clothesline on Grant, and GRANT NAILS JJ WITH A STEVIE KICK!!!!!!! LN: Inferno kick....... MI: What ever....... Grant goes for the pin.....1....2....3..... Steve Grant wins!!!!!!!!
(bell rings)
MB: The winner of the match, Steve Grant!!!!!!!!!!!!! MI: Well, this was JJ Hart's last match...... LN: And he did his JOB well......... MI: Oh my......... LN: Guess what??? MI: What??? LN: Chickenbutt is history!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! MI: Oh my, up next is a matchup between The Ĝutlaws and members of Death Valley along with Ares....... LN: This ought to be good!!!!!!!!!
The Ĝutlaws v. Death Valley:
("Take The Power Back" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA
System as Massive Violence, John "Killer" Williams, and TANK Thomas
approach the ring)
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the ring at this time, representing The Ĝutlaws, here are Massive Violence, John "Killer" Williams, and TANK Thomas!!!!!!!!
MI: You know, Ares has been working with Death Valley a lot lately, do you think that there may be some dissention amongst the ranks of Alpha Storm???? LN: Nah...... come on. They're just friends. MI: Well.......
("ONCE" by Pearl Jam plays over the PA System as Warhammer and Hawk Manson approach the ring)
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the...... MI: What is going on here?!?!?!?!? Becca Swift just grabbed the mic from Micheal Buttbuffer!!!!!! BS: First of all, we are dedicating this match to our buddy at home, Scarecrow McBride........ Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, brothers and sisters....... I want to introduce to you the most dominant force in wrestling today, coming to the ring at this time, one of the founding, origonal members of Death Valley........ The Warhammer Kano Kumira!!!!!!!!
MI: Oh my, just look at this massive man!!!!!!! LN: Still wouldn't want to be in his shoes......
BS: And his tag team partner, he is one of the young guns of Death Valley, he is the one true big man in all of the wrestling world, here is Hawk Manson!!!!!!!!!!!
MI: I don't see if how DV can be more dominant...... Hwak Manson was origonally not in this match, but Scarecrow McBride was diagnosed with Brain Cancer and is not expected to live but for 6 more months..... LN: Yeah, that really got me there, some things you can't avoid. BS: And the newest member of Death Valley........ LN: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
("Are You Gonna Go Your Own Way" by Lenny Kravitz plays over the PA System)
BS: Here is the first ever NEW Internet Champion weighing in at 227 lbs. from New york City, here is Ares!!!!!!!!!
MI & LN: WHAT THE?!?!?!?!?!?!? MI: Ares is in Death Valley!!!!!!!! LN: What is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!? MI: Manson and Warhammer have just taken JKW out!!!!! JKW is hurt!!!!! LN: What happened?!?!?!?!?!? MI: They just threw him out of the ring and he landed on the table broke it!!!! The paramedics are taking him away!!!!! And Warhammer and Manson are double teaming on TANK now and MV goes for a axehandle smash!!!!! And Ares nails MV with his clothesline!!!!! Ares drags MV down and he has the crippler crossface on him now!!!!!! LN: Oh no...... what is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? MI: TANK is being double teamed in the corner by Manson and Warhammer now and Ares has MV tapping out!!!!!! Massive Violence is out of this match!!!!!!! LN: What is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!? MI: I don't know, but TANK jsut got chokeslammed by Manson and Ares has the crossface on him now....... and Becca is on the mat yelling at him with a mic in hand...... BS: Do you give?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? MI: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!! LN: This is not good....... BS: Do you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(bell rings)
MI: Oh no, TANK didn't respond, the ref just stopped this match...... BS: The winners of the match, Death Valley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the audience is booing)
MI: Oh no.......... BS: Ĝutlaws, I want you to know, you did your job well last night, but that is another one for Death Valley!!!!!!!! MI: Someone get TANK out of there........
MI: Now, fans over the past few weeks, Tim Haught has attacked The President Steven Reaves, gotten suspended, was arrested for loitering, ticket scalping.... LN: Actually, he was buying tickets to keep people from showing up to that show...... MI: Anyways, he was arrested for selling dope claiming that he was Steven Reaves and other things, but tonight is his first night off of suspension and he must face Buck Master who has made some impressive showings as of late and has shown a fire that few people in this sprot today have.......
("Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'N Roses plays over the PA System as Buck Master approaches the ring)
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275 lbs, representing Alpha Storm here is Buck Master!!!!!!MI: This guy is getting pretty good. He is one of NEW's biggest finds and one of the stars of tomorrow....... LN: Yeah, at first I didn't like him either, but he IS pretty good.
("The Memory Remains" by Metallica plays over the PA system as Tim Haught approaches the ring)
MB: And his opponment, coming to the ring at this time weighing in at 255 lbs., he is one of wrestling's most recognized stars formerly an IWA Intercontinental Champion, here is "Da Bomb" Tim Haught!!!!!!!!
TH: I am fresh off of suspension, and I am coming for you Buttmaster!!!!!!
(bell rings)
Tim Haught v. Buck Master:
MI: Haught ran to the ring and Butt---er Buck Master caught Haught
with
a stomp and he is pulling him up..... Master with a punch, BUT HAUGHT
BLOCKED IT!!!!! Haught with a hard blow to the forehead on Tim Haught
and Buck Master is dazed and confused......
LN: Haught is going to his back now with axehandles and Buck catches
Tim's leg with a legcissor takedown.....
MI: Buck is now on Haught's back and has him in a chinlock, Buck is
pulling Haught up and he turns it around into a DDT!!!!!! Buck pulls
Tim up and he has him in a piledriver like situation, BUT TIM FLIPS HIM
BACK, AND BUCK LANDSON HIS FEET!!!!! BUCKMASTER WITH A BELLY TO
BACK
SUPLEX!!!!!!
LN: What a match!!!!!!
MI: Buck with a leglock now and he is maneuvering into a Regal
stretch..... Buck has it sinched in......
LN: What a hold......
MI: Yeah, but Tim is reversing it, Tim and Buck are both to thier
feet,
and Tim with a side suplex on Buck Master now and Tim is going to the
top rope!!!!!!
LN: Buck Master is up!!!!! What is going on?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MI: Buck runs to the ropes and knocks Tim off of the top rope and Tim
is dazed. Buck is climbing to the top rope now and he is maneuvering
it
now and what is this?!?!?!?!?!? BUCKBOMB!!!!!!! Buck Master took out
Tim Haught!!!!!!!
LN: And here comes Trent Raven!!!!!!
MI: Raven is on the apron and he shoves Buck off of the top rope!!!!
LN: Tim is back up.......
MI: And he is pulling up Buck Master..... oh no....... Haughtbomb on
Buck Master!!!!!! Tim pins.....1......2.......3........ Tim Haught
wins.......
(bell rings)
MB: The winer of the match, Tim Haught!!!!!!! MI: I can't believe this and, Buck Master is getting in Raven's face!!!!!! And now what is going on........ Buck Master kicks Raven and it's a BUCKBOMB ON RAVEN!!!!!!! BM: Raven, that is a taste of what will happen to you later on tonight...... MI: Oh my!!!!!!! And what is this??? someone jumped from the audience and attacked Trent Raven!!!!!!!!! LN: Oh my god, Raven is bleeding, he was hit with that steel rod and now Tim Haught is outside the ring and the man runs off....... MI: Tim Haught is walking back to the lockerrooms with his hands up in victory. LN: He did his job well, but I do not know how trent Raven is going to feel after tonight's bout against Buck Master and Steve Grant.....
MI: I understand now we have an interview with Bad Ass Brian Marcotte who is preparing for his match with Grendel for the World Heavyweight Title.
("Take the Power Back" by Rage Against the Machine plays through the P.A. and through the arena. "Bad Ass" Brian Marcotte then walks through the wrestlers entrance. He is accompanied by noone. This is the first sight of him for days. Marcotte looks focused and determined. He is wearing the t-shirt with the Ĝ on the front and the Ĝutlaw slogan "if guns are outlawed...then only outlaws should carry guns". He is wearing semi-loose jeans and a Taz FTW head bandana)
MI: On second thought, here he comes now!!!!!! LN: Take a look at him, you can see it in his face..... determination!!!!!
(Marcotte gets in the ring where Scheme Gene is waiting with a mic. Marcotte leans up against the corner with his head rested on the top turnbuckle. He then walks over towards Gene and the interview begins)
Scheme Gene: Mr. Marcotte, tonight is the most important night of your career. In the main event you will get the chance that you have worked virtually your entire career for. You have held World Titles in ASW, WWC, and the IWA and numerous other titles in ASW, the IWA, and the FOWWW, but tonight you get your chance at the NEW World Title. However you will be facing the most dominant NEW World Heavyweight Champion of all time...The Man Called Grendel. What do you have you say?
"Bad Ass" Brian Marcotte: You know Gene, I've had sucess all over god's green earth. I'm a four time World Heavyweight Champion, and the leader of the most powerful force in pro wrestling...but tonight I get the chance to prove myself to be the best in the world..the NEW World Heavyweight Champion. It's what it's all about. Its the pinnacle. Not only do the Ĝutlaws need this belt to take control...but I need this belt to prove if I still got it! I wan to know i I got the stuff I used to. I thought I lost it when that pussy Jimmy Jailbird cheated to beat me for the IWA World Title, but then I kicked his ass the very next week to get it back. I thought I lost it when I lost the FOWWW North American/International Heavyweight Title to Destructo in a Hell in a Cell match...but then I came to his back yard, the NEW, and the little homo hightailed it. Well tonight I get a chance to prove to myself, and all these people, and to the doubters that I still got it!
Scheme Gene: Well you do have a heck of a roadblock to doing that by the name of Grendel. There has never been a more dominant NEW World Champ, and as of now he seems indestructable! How do you plan to go about defeating Grendel?
"Bad Ass" Brian Marcotte: Well...You watch my rematch against Bane, the times I faced Soultaker, Gravedigger, and Punisher in the FOWWW. Watch my match against Brick Wallace in ASW...and Hate Monger in HWO and you will realize that I can beat a big man. Grendel you arent a walk in the park, but I'm coming at you tonight with everything I got. Win or lose you can bet your ass that people will remember when "Bad Ass" Brian Marcotte came into Independence Day '98, and beat the holy hell out of Grendel. Independence will belong to the Ĝutlaws, and I'm gonna do everything I can to have the NEW World Heavyweight Title belong to "Bad Ass" Brian Marcotte. You name 'em, and I've beat their asses. SaVaGe, Ben "The Breaker" Johnson and "Powerman" Paul Richards at the same time, Jimmy Jailbird, Heartbreak Meyers, Nightmare, Spawn, "The Paralyzer" Chris Lombardi, GraveDigger, Chris "The Crippler" King...I've put them all down for the count...and Mr. Grendel...I think I'm gonna do the same to you!
Scheme Gene: Wow, there you have it for the challenger in tonight's Main Event for the World Heavyweight Title. Back to you guys.....
MI: Ladies and gentlemen, Grendel v. Marcotte will be a match to go down as the biggest World Title event in wrestling history and here comes John "Killer" Williams of The Ĝutlaws. He has the chance to bring the EXTREME Title hom to the Ĝutlaws tonight and now let's go to Micheal Buttbuffer!!!
EnFuego v. John Killer Williams (EXTREME Title):
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the ring at this time representing
The Ĝutlaws weighing in at 320 lbs. Here is John "Killer"
Williams!!!!!!!
MI: And a former holder of the NEW Internet Champion. He had a rough match with Steeler just recently and JKW hopes to add another belt to his repitior after tonight.....
("Firestarter" by Prodigy blasts over the PA System as Enfuego approaches the ring carrying a barbed-wire bat)
MB: Coming to the ring at this time, from New York City weighing in at 275 lbs. Here is the NEW Extreme Champion, Enfuego!!!!!!!!
MI: He is in the ring and they are already at each other's faces!!!!
(bell rings)
MI: Fuego is running at JKW with the bat and JKW ducks the bat, JKW with a dropkick on Fuego...... fuego drops the bat and JKW now with an irish whip and........ JKW WITH AN ATTEMPTED SUPERKICK AND FUEGO DUCKS........ FUEGO RETURNS WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Fuego pulls JKW back up and.... Fuego with a bodyslam on JKW!!!!!! LN: Fuego is fixing to go to the EXTREME I think....... MI: Fuego is grabbing a chair that is just outside the ring and..... JKW is back up JKW WITH A DROPCICK TO FUEGO SEND HIM OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!!! JKW runs to the ropes and JKW WITH A HURRICANRADA ON FUEGO!!!!!!!! LN: GODDAMN!!!! I didn't know he could do that!!!!!! MI: Neither did I, JKW with a chair now.... he lays it out on the ground and JKW is pulling Fuego back up and JKW WITH A DDT ON THE CHAIR ON FUEGO!!!!!!! LN: JKW is going to the other side of the ring now and what is he doing???? MI: He pulls a table with broadcast equipment on it up and..... hey, he's going to have to pay for that equipment!!!!! He has the table now, but FUEGO IS BACK UP AND HE NAILS JKW WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!! And now he is setting the table up and he pulls JKW back up, what is he doing?!?!?!?!? LN: I don't know, but this is getting EXTREME!!!!!!! MI: Fuego has JKW on the table now and he is on the apron, SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA ON JKW AND HE BREAKS THE TABLE!!!!!!! LN: Oh my!!!!!!! MI: Fuego is pulling JKW back up and he throws him back in the ring. Fuego pins.....1......2.....3........ it is over!!!!!!!!
(bell rings)
MB: The winner of the match and still the NEW EXTREME Champion, Enfuego!!!!!!!! MI: What a match and here comes Wolverine!!!!!! LN: What the hell is he doing out here?!?!?!?!?!? MI: I don't know, but Fuego is on the top rope celebrating a hard fought victory and Wolverine is in the ring....... Wolverine just nailed Fuego from behind with a low blow and........ DEATH VALLEY DRIVER WITH FUEGO ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!!!! SC: Hey boys, how you doing here?!?!?!?!?!? MI: Stone Cold, what are you doing here?!?!?!?!? SC: I am here to call the action, now Larry..... go get Wolvie some dogs and some cold ones huh?!?!?!?!? LN: Uh, you WILL be here this time will ya??? SC: Damnit man, shut your hole and do what your told or you'll get the DAS put on you, Wolvie style!!!
(Larry leaves the broadcast area)
(bell rings to start match)
EnFuego v. Wolverine (Hair v. Mask for EXTREME Title):
MI: Well the bell just rang, but the match is already underway and
Wolvie is pulling Fuego up and HE THREW HIM OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO
THE
TABLES AT RINGSIDE!!!!!!!
SC: Brings back memories of the time he threw him off of the scaffold
huh???
MI: Yeah, but Fuego just got up afterward and dusted himself off and
wolvie jumped off of the scaffold and into some tables and started
yelling something about "Adrian, I did it!!!".
SC: This Fuego guy is taking a mauling at the hands of the rolemodel,
Wolverine. Wolvie is pulling him off of the tables and he is slamming
down the guardrails......
MI: WOLVERINE WITH A DDT ON THE GUARDRAILS!!!!!!!
SC: This Fuego is tough as nails, but he's going to be tough as shit
when Wolvie is done with him.....
MI: Wolverine with an elbow drop and FUEGO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND
WOLVIE LANDS ON THE GUARDRAILS!!!!!
SC: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MI: Fuego pulls Wolvie up and HE PUT WOLVIE IN THE DAS!!!!!!!
SC: Oh hell no!!!!!!!!
MI: The ref is telling them to get back in the ring and now Fuego
releases and he picks Wolvie up above his head. Fuego throws Wolvie
into the ring through the ropes and now Fuego is back in and Wolvie is
back peddling..... Wolvie grabs Fuego by the trunks and throws him into
the corner!!!!!!
SC: Grab the bat!!!!!!!!!
MI: Wolverine is going for the bat now and he places it in the center
of the ring, Wolvie has Fuego up, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE BAT!!!!!!!
SC: Oh man, both of these guys are tough as nails, I am glad I
retired.....
MI: Wolverine is going for it and IT IS THE DAS!!!!!!! AND FUEGO IS
HOLDING ON!!!!!!!
SC: Give it up you son of a bitch....... and what is Larry doing
coming
to the ring?!?!?!?!? Oh, I have to go.......
(bell rings)
MB: The winner of the match and new EXTREME Champion, Wolverine!!!!!!!! MI: Wolverine won and he is taking off Fuego's mask!!!!!! Fuego has the mask and now Fuego is holding his face and he rolls out of the ring and what is Larry doing?!?!?!?!?!? He is giving wolvie his food and Stone Cold is pulling a chair up for Wolvie........ THEY ARE SHAVING HIS HEAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!! Wolvie is sitting there drinking his beer and eating a hotdog and Stone Cold is shaving his head....... Wolverine: Hey guys, how do you like the new look??? (the fans erupt as Wolverine stands up and puts the EXTREME Belt around his waist) Wolverine: Fuego, I took your mask once, and I took it tonight again, but it will never, ever, ever, EVER happen again. Thank you!!!!!!! MI: I can't believe this...... LN: Finally (puffing and weezing), got his beer to him.......
MI: Up next is a three way dance for the NEW Intercontinental Title. Drake, the current Champion will defend against Leo Rigel and the High-tech Redneck and...... LN: Whether he is Drake or he is Drifer, he tends to come and go it seems..... MI: True, but now it is time to go to Micheal Buttbuffer for the next match.
Drake/Drifter v. HighTech Redneck v. Leo Rigel (Intercontinental Title):
MB: the following match is scheduled for one fall, it is for the NEW
Intercontinental Title!!!!
("Rock the House" by RUN DMC plays as Leo Rigel approaches the ring)
MB: Ladies and gentlemen, coming ot the ring at this time from Veijo, California weighing in at 310 lbs. Here is the former NEW Intercontinental Champion, Leo Rigel!!!!!! MI: Here comes Tim Haught with a chair and he nails Leo!!!! Wait, who is this coming from the back??? It's a group of masked men!!!! they are attacking Tim and now all of them art going to the back..... what is up here??????
("Dixie" plays as High-Tech Redneck rides his mule to the ring)
MB: Coming to the ring at this time, from Tillar Arkansas weighing in at 325 lbs, the leader of Alpha Storm, the High-tech Redneck!!!! MI: I feel sorry for that little mule...... LN: So do I, I wouldn't want that tump of lard on my back..... MI: Shut up Larry.......
("Walk On Water" by Ozzie Ozborne plays as Drake approaches the ring)
MB: And coming to the ring at this time, he is the Intercontinental Champion, Drake!!!!! MI: Doesn't he mean Drifer?????? LN: Does it matter????
(bell rings)
MI: The match has started and now HTR with a clothesline attempt to start and Drake ducks, Drake with an atomic drop..... Drake now from the front goes to the ropes, and now he is going for a..... SPEAR ON HTR!!!!! THEY ARE FIGHTING ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!? TR: Hey, bozos..... MI: That is Trent Raven, what is he doing here and is he okay after that attack????? TR: Whoever wins, I want the next title shot this Monday Night..... LN: Wow!!!!! MI: No kidding wow, and HTR ROLLS DRAKE OFF OF HIM AND HE PICKS HIM UP OFF OF THE GROUND WITH A CHOKEHOLD!!!!! LN: Oh man....... MI: HTR is choking the life out of him and nowDrake kicks him in the gut, Drake with a running clothesline and DRAKE TOOK HIM DOWN!!!! Drake is pulling him up now and DDT!!!!!! Drake goes for the pin....1......2..kick out.... LN: Drake is pulling HTR up now and HTR with a low blow...... HTR is picking up Drake and he's going for a...... FATAL CRASH!!!!! HTR pins.....1....2....kick out!!!!!! MI: Oh man and now HTR is pullind Drake up and he send him to the ropes with an irish whip, HTR with an attempted spear DRAKE JUMPS OVER HIM WITH A SUNSET FLIP!!!!! The ref is counting....1....2....kick out!!!!! LN: DAMN!!!!!! MI: And now Drake is pulling up HTR and POWERBOMB ON HTR BY DRAKE AND HE IS GOING FOR THE STF!!!!!!!! LN: HTR gets to the ropes and the ref is trying to get Drake to release the hold, and Drake is tangled up with the ref.... MI: HTR is back up and IT'S THE HARD DRIVE!!!!!!! HTR pins....1....2.....3...... we have a new Intercontinental champion!!!!!!!
MB: The winner of the match and new Intercontinental Champion, High-tech Redneck!!!!!!!!
MI: What a match....... and where can we go after that????? LN: Home?????
(Mike slaps Larry)
MI: No, up next is Steve Grant and Buck Master v. Trent Raven and his mystery partner. And now let's go to the ring......
(bell rings)