Mike Ixnay: Ladies and Gentlemen, here we are for the broadcast of the first ever NEW PPV here in New Orleans at the Superdome in Louisiana, and we have a big show for you tonight!!! The Main event tonight will be for the World Title to be decided between 12 men in a battleroyal!!!
Larry Nabisko: That's right, and we have a special announcement to make right now, tommorow night, we will be starting a tournament for the Internet Championship!!!
MI: Oh my, take a look at the compacity crowd here in The Dome as we start of the next match!!!
LN: Wow!!!
JJ Hart v. Rufus:
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening bout tonight on March Fallout '98 is scheduled for one fall, it is a special added rematch from Wednesday Night Warfare!!! Coming to the ring first ***Mr. Roger's Theme plays*** from Little Rock, Arkansas standing in at '5"6 and weighing in at 175 lbs., here is JJ Hart!!!
MI: I spoke to Hart just earlier today and he said for me to expect bigger things form him in the near future...
LN: He's just a case of "the young and the useless"...
***Pink Panther theme plays***
RA: And his opponment, from Washington, D.C. and standing at '6"3 and weighing in at 260 lbs. here is Rufus of the Turks!!!
(bell rings)
MI: We are underway with the first match and JJ Hart just Bitchslapped Rufus!!!
LN: I see some fire in that kid that I didn't see earlier this week!!!
MI: but Rufus clotheslines Hart to the mat, now he's picking him back up and he's going for a suplex and he hits in in the middle of the ring!!!
LN: Hart needs to pick it back up now because he's slipping!!!
MI: Rufus sends Hart into the corner and now he's beating on JJ Hart!!! Now the ref is pulling rufus off of Hart!!!
LN: What's up with that?!?
MI: And Hart decks Rufus with a bitchslap as the ref is pulling him away!!!
LN: Rufus may be out for the count right now!!!
MI: Now Hart is pulling Rufus up and Rufus catches him with a punch to the groin, rufus shoves Hart into the corner and sends him to the top rope... Superplex off the top!!! Rufus is going for a pin but he's too close to the ropes... He's Strutting?!?
LN: Don't waste your time with JJ Hart... Oh no!!! Hart just rolled Rufus up!!! Pin...1...2... kickout!!!
MI: And Rufus gets back up and decks Hart!!! Man what action!!! Rufus is going for a Figure Four!!!
LN: And JJ rolls rufus up before he gets it locked in!!! pin...1...2...3!!!
(bell rings, fans go wild)
MI: Is it over?!? The bell just rung and the fans are going wild!!!
RA: The winner of the first bout on March Fallout is JJ Hart!!!
MI: Hart won by a pinfall!!! And here come the Turks!!!
LN: And they are doing a number on Hart right now!!! And Rufus grabs the mic from the ring announcer, what a jerk!!!
Rufus: Hart you loser, you are nobody!!! And tomorrow night, on Mayhem... you will feel the wrath of Tseng... the enforcer of the Turks!!!
Tseng: Hart... you are going down tomorrow night!!!
(the fans are littering the ring)
MI: What a mess!!! The paramedics on hand are taking Hart as the Turks leave the ring... President Steven Reaves is coming to the ring!!!
LN: I wonder what he has to say!!!
PSR: First of all, that is signed for tomorrow night that's for sure!!! JJ hart v. Tseng!!!
(fans erupt)
PSR: Second of all, I would like for scarecrow McBride and Hawk Manson to come out for just a moment...
(Manson and Mcbride are on thier way to the ring)
PSR: Guys, I know you were supposed to have a match tonight to decide the belts, but since there is no other team that stands well in ratings I am awarding the belts to you...
(the fans boo hysterically)
Trent Raven: Wait up just a moment!!! I'll give these people a show tonight!!! I'll take you both on by myself... quoth Trent Raven... Nevermore!!!
(Steve asks for the bell and it rings)
Steve Grant & Hawk Mansaon v. Trent Raven & ??? (NEW World Tag Team Titles):
MI: Oh my!!! We are underway with Raven taking out both members of Death Valley by himself!!! He throws Manson out and sends McBride to the corner and beats on him!!! Now Manson back in and he has a steel chair and decks Raven from behind!!!
(The Blue Inferno comes out)
TBI: I don't care what is going on right now, let's get this Stable Match underway!!!
(the bell rings and the ref is trying to restore some order and gets inadvertantly knocked out!!!)
Death Valley v. Trent's Rave (NEW Stable Titles):
(123 Kidman comes out to represent Trent's Rave)
LN: What is going on here?!? Is this the stable Match or is it still the Tag Team match?!?
MI: I just got a note from President Steven Reaves and he says that he has officially thrown out the Tag Team match and the belts will remain held up until further notice!!! And yes this is for the Stable Championship!!!
LN: Oh my!!! This new guy helping out Raven just took ou the Blue Inferno with a shooting star press!!! pin...1...2...3... the Blue Inferno is gone!!!
MI: That's right Larry, but Manson decks him from behind and sends him up to the top rope!!! Piledriver off the top rope!!!
LN: Manson is going for the pin!!! pin...1...2...3... This youngster is out!!!
MI: Now it is back to where we started Larry, Manson and McBride v. Raven!!!
LN: That's right, and now Raven goes right in for Manson and catches him with an even flow as Manson is getting up!!!
MI: DDT on Manson!!! And a beauty!!!
LN: Nothing beautiful about that and Raven pins Manson!!! pin...1...2...3... Manson is out?!?
MI: I can't believe it!!! And now it is one on one between Raven and McBride!!!
LN: And now McBride is staring down Raven... They are locking up in the center of the ring!!!
MI: Raven whips McBride to the ropes... he catches him with a kick to the groin... DDT on MCBride!!!
He goes for the pin, but wait... The Blue Inferno is distracting the ref!!!
LN: And Hawk Manson is grabbing the ring announcer's chair... he throws it in the ring!!!
MI: I don't like this!!! Hawk is back in the ring and he plasters Raven with the chair from behind?!? But he is just laughing at Manson!!!
LN: What a sick jerk!!!
MI: And McBride rolls Raven up!!! the Inferno is signalling to the ref... the ref goes for the count. pin...1...2...3... Death Valley wins!!!
RA: The winners, and new NEW Stable Champions... Death Valley!!!
MI: The Valley grabs thier belts and run off as Trent Raven sits stunned in the ring...
LN: I can't beleive this... and I just got word that we have the order of the battle royal ready and we are ready for the first two mwn to come out!!!
MI: Well, I don't know just how Raven will fare in it right now as he is limping back to the locker room and now we will go to Micheal Buttbuffer for the main event!!!
(bell rings)
Main Event: 12 Man Battleroyal!!! (World Heavyweight Title)
MB: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight's main even on the NEW March Fallout is a special 12 man battleroyal for the NEW Heavyweight Championship of the World... Are you ready?!?
(fans cheer excietedly)
MB: I can't hear you... I said are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready?!? for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!
The man who drew first in the battleroyal coming to the ring at this time is The leader of the infamous Turks... Rufus!!!
And the man who drew second in the battle royal coming to ring at this time is Ares!!!
MI: What the hell is this?!? Ares is coming out with a glass of tea, a steel chair, and a Magazine!?!
(bell rings)
LN: Well, he left it at ringside and now it looks to me as if he is going to...
MI: Oh my god!!! would you look at this he Hit Rufus and just threw him right out of the ring!!! He's setting the chair up in the middle of the ring and sipping his tea and reading!!!
LN: Put that rag down now, because Destructo is coming to the ring!!!
MB: The man who drew #3 coming to the ring is Destructo!!!
MI: Holy smokes!!! Here's Destructo!!! Ares catches him as he gets in the ring and they are going at it tooth and nail with whoopass going all over the place!!! Destructo knocks Ares down and they are going at it on the ground right now!!! Destructo is banging Ares' head on the ground right now!!! Ares rolled it over though and now he's banging Des' head on the ground!!! Ares is stomping a mud hole in Des!!!
LN: Now look at who's coming out!!!
MB: The man who drew #4 coming to the ring is Enfuego!!!
MI: Here comes Enfuego!!! Ares is still pounding away at Destructo and Enfuego clubs Ares from behind!!! Enfuego picks Ares up in a fireman's carry... suplex to the mat!!! And now Enfuego is pulling up Destructo and he gets nailed in the croth by Des...
MB: The man who drew #5 coming to the ring is Sentinel!!!
MI: Here comes the Sentinel!!! Enfuego is choking away at Ares and Destructo axehandles Fuego from behind as Sentinel gets in the ring!!! Ares kicks Sentinel as he gets in the ring and Throws him in the ring!!! Ares whips Sentinel toward Destruct and Des flips Sentinel out of the ring!!! Now Enfuego is mad and he is going for Destructo... he feels that he should have gotten rid of Ares and Des already I guess... Ares grabs Enfuego from behind and Des is taking the initiative and hits Fuego in the stomach... now he is running to the ropes... Fuego ducks out of the way and Ares gets hit with a clothesline by Des!!!
LN: What action!!! What number are we down to?!?
MB: The man who drew #6 coming to the ring is The Blue Inferno!!!
MI: Here is the blue Inferno!!! Ares and Destructo are going at it in the ring right now and Enfuego is staring right at the Blue Inferno!!! Inferno is in the ring and right into a clothesline by Fuego... They are going at it right now and fuego sends Inferno to the ropes... clothesline by Fuego!!! Ares and Destructo are in the corner right now with Ares pounding away at Des...
MB: The man who drew #7 coming to the ring is Hawk Manson!!!
MI: And now Destructo turns it around and is beating Ares in the corner!!! Manson is in and he and Inferno double team on Enfuego... Enfuego is in the ropes... Inferno and Manson are going for a double clothesline... but Enfuego flips both Manson and Inferno out of the ring!!! and Destructo whips Ares to the ropes and Ares hits Enfuego!!! Enfuego is out of the ring now and DV is opening up a can on him!!! Ares gets caught with a Gulliata Powerbomb by Des!!!
MB: The man who drew #8 coming to the ring is Silencer!!!
LN: Uh oh, he's going to go right after Destructo too I'll bet.
MI: Destructo is pulling Ares back up and gets hit in the groin by Ares, and now Silencer is in the ring and he flips destructo on his back and it looks like a...
LN: Silencer Snapper!!! And destructo can't submit, he has to be thrown out...
MI: Ares hits Silencer from behind and suplexes him in the middle of the ring and now he's putting Destructo's KOed body on top of him... Ares is going to the top rope...
LN: Flying Headbutt off the top rope and Destruto rolls off of Silencer and Ares picks Silencer up and throws him out!!!
MI: And now he's going for Destructo... he threw is trying to throw him out of the ring but Des holds on to the top rope!!!
MB: The man who drew #9 coming to the ring is Scarecrow McBride!!!
MI: Here comes Scarecrow McBride and Ares is starring him down and taunting him, but Destructo comes up from behind and... Ares is out!!! Des threw Ares out of the ring with a clothesline!!!
LN: Now it is just McBride and Destructo and they lock it up in the middle of the ring and Destructo throws Mcbride into the corner and is beating on him unmercifully!!! And what is this?!? Stunnin' Steve is coming out!!! And he has a chair!!! Stunnin' Steve comes into the ring unannounced and I think he's like the 11th man drawn, but he is in with a steel chair and his microphone and he hits McBride with it!!! McBride falls out of the ring and Steve then hits Destructo with the chair!!! Destructo falls into his corner!!!
SSteve: Now if anyone who thinks that they are going to win this thing, you can come out and get your asses kicked a little early!!!
MB: The man who drew #10 coming to the ring is Jason Bagwell!!!
MI: Oh my God!!! It's Bagwell!!! And he has a lead pipe with him and Steve is taunting Bagwell with the chair... I don't think that people realize that Steve and Bagwell at once had a very intense feud!!!
LN: Bagwell is in and they are going at it!!! Steve hits Bagwell with the chair and now he's going for it again!!! but this time Destructo grabs the Chair and Bagwell hits Steve in the knee!!! And Destructo is helping Bagwell throw Steve out over the top rope...
MI: Steve is doing a 360 out of the ring... he hit the guardrails Back first!!!
LN: the paramedics are coming out to help Steve...
***Something I Can Never Have plays***
MB: The man who drew #12 coming to the ring is Trent Raven!!!
MI: Oh my!!! Trent, the former commish is coming out and... oh my!!! He dashes into the ring and gets clubbed with a chair to the head, but he hits Destructo and throws him out of the ring!!! And Destructo holds on to trent Raven as Bagwell hits Raven with the pipe!!! Raven falls to the other side of the Ropes...
LN: Bagwell is running to the ropes... he's going for a clothesline, but Raven catches him with a powerslam!!! Both men fall out of the ring!!!
MI: Bagwell is on top of Raven and it looks like Bagwell wins!!!
MB: The winner and the new NEW World Heavyweight Champion... Jason Bagwell!!!
MI: Bagwell wins!!! From us here at NEW in the Superdome... good Night everybody!!!