MY SISTERS (The Summer Shoe Pledge)
Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the "Rules" when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. I will not live in corn/cracked feet denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids'sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others.
No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages. If I have been privy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers. And no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
*The end*Hey Kate thank you I really enjoyed this hope you like what I did with It And Angel thank you once again for helping I'd sure be lost without your help
Copyrightedã April 30, 2001 by Maryjane a.k.a. Nanna_4
Song Title
"Poetry In Motion"