OB: Ladies and gentlemen IEW TV champ...HHH!

HHH: Yeah thats right, two time champion!

HHH: And the leader of the best stable in the league, DX!

OB: ok

OB: So how do you feel about Kurgan and the tag tournament?

HHH: I THINK THAT KUURGAN SUXS! JK. I THINK WE DESERVE BETTER THAN LOSING IN THE FIRST ROUND.

HHH: I AM THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE LEAGUE AND KURGAN IS THE SECOND BEST.

HHH: U HAVE TO WONDER HOW WE LOST TO A BUNCH OF JOBBERS LIKE THE NADS.

HHH: HEY JOBBERONI, R U THERE?

OB: well they proved to be the better team that night

HHH: DONT BE WASTING HHHS'S TIME!

HHH: NO, THEY PROVED TO HAVE BETTER LUCK THAT NIGHT.

OB: listen if you show some respect to authoity then you will be suspeneded

HHH: ONCE THOSE JOBBERS WIN THE TITLE I WANT A REMATCH AND THIS TIME THE LUCK WIL BE ON OUR SIDE.

HHH: WHAT???

OB: you heard me

HHH: U MAKE NO SENSE YOU DAMN JOBBER!

HHH: TRY TO GET IN THE RING WITH ME

HHH: ILL GIVE U A STEP BY STEP PROCESS ON HOW THE PEDIGREE FEELS.

HHH: HELLO? DID U JUST WET UR PANTS?

OZZY 1284: u lay one hand on me and yo will be permanetly suspended

HHH: OH, IM SCARED OF BEEING SUSPENDED! IM THE TOUGHEST SON OF A BITCH IN THIS FED AND DX DOES WHAT IT WANTS WHEN IT WANTS!

HHH: AND IF U DONT LIKE THAT I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA - SUCK IT!!!

OB: thats it u r suspended for weeks!

OB: 2

HHH: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

OB: ladies and gentlemen i am Steve O'Brien her with the one and only, Steve Austin!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Shut the hell up Jackass. Lets get down to busines

OB: Listen Austin, I am sick and tired of the crap you have been pulling so either you show some respect or I will boot your ass out!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What the hell did you say. I think that is Austin terms for lets get it on

OB: you lay one hand on me and so help me god I will have seccurity out here faster than you can shine your bald head Stone Cold Steve Austin: Are you screwing with Austin. I don't think so Stone Cold Steve Austin: {Austin gets up, but he is pulled back down by security} OB: thats right!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: You are one second away of getting your ass kicked, but on to EIW matters.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: It seems as though the Cat thinks he can outsmart me. He puts me in a match where I definitely had Undertaker down and didn't pin. Well, that wasn't nice. If ya know what I mean.

OB: that brings me to the big announcement

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What is it

OB: THE MAIN EVENT FOR SURVIVOR SERIES IS AUSTIN AND THE CAT AT HELL IN A CELL!!!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Oh Hell Yeah

Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Cat is gonna lose that title

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hey Jackass, I have a riddle for ya

OB: what?

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What do you get when you put Stonecold Steve Austin in the same ring as the Cat

OB: a bloody mess?

Stone Cold Steve Austin: A new CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: You can tell that kitty to start taking pictures of himself with that belt. He isn't going to have it for too long

OB: Ladies and Gentlemen STEVE AUSTIN!!

OB: Ladies and gentlemen I am Steve O'Brien here with MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE

Randy Savage: Hello Steve

OB: now Randy you have a tough match with Vader coming up how have you been training for such an athlete

Randy Savage: Ohhhhhh YEAH! I have been exercising a lot and working on my speed!

OB: I see interesting approach

Randy Savage: Well, Vader is fat and slow, and if I'm really quick, I have a better chance

OB: true but he i also aphenomanal athlete and one slip up and you might get vader bombed

Randy Savage: Yeah, but I know I won't cause I'm just too good, Ohhhh YEAH!

OB: Now should you beat vader who is next on your hit list?

Randy Savage: The Undertaker

OB: ahhhh i see are you looking to get through him to face The IEW world champ Earnest Miller?

Randy Savage: Indeed

OB: well Randy thank you for your time Ladies and Gentlemen, RANDY SAVAGE! ~crowd cheers wildly~

Randy Savage: thanks

OB: its been a pleasure

Hello my name is Steve O'Brien and I am talking to the IEW World Champ- THE CAT EARNEST MILLER!

O.B.- Now Earnest you just won the world title, even with your injury and then defended it against THE ROCK and were succesful. Now you must be in tremendous pain.

CAT- Well yeah I am. But it's nothing I aint able to handle. Know why?

O.B.- No, why?

CAT-'CAUSE I'M THE GREATEST!!

O.B.- Well you certaintly have proved yourself so far in the IEW, but pretty soon your ribs are gonna catch up to you or you will just face a better wrestler.

CAT- NO ONE IS BETTER!!! I AM THE GREATEST!!

O.B.- Who posess the greatest threat to your title?

CAT- NOBODY!!!

O.B.- I See...

Cat-Are you mocking me?

(CAT STANDS UP AND DELIVERS A HUGE SUPER KICK TO STEVE) (OB is carried away on a stretcher and VP Tom Finn takes over)

T.F.- Now what is the deal with you and The Undertaker?

CAT- It's simple. You wanna face me, you have to go through him. And just because you beat him don't mean you get me.

T.F.- Well who do you feel is the #1 contender for your title.

CAT- No one! Only I am the #1 contender and I'm already the champ, so you idiots who think you can just get a shot at my title prove yourself and then MAYBE you can have a shot.

T.F. OK here is my final question....

CAT - Nope, this interview is over!

OB: Ladies and gentlemen the one and only Triple H!

OB: Hunter, how do you feel about Goldberg being the new TV champ?

HHH: Well, all i can tell you is that Im going to get it back this wednesday for sure

OB: OK, I can see you are determined to win it back

HHH: i might brag but i can back it up in the ring

OB: in what ways have you been preapring for such a great athlete like goldberg

HHH: anyone who has stepped in the ring with me knows I am the greatest

HHH: Well, I like to exercise and practice all of my moves on Kuurgan

OB: alright it sounds like a great match!

HHH: yeah, Goldberg better get ready to feel the pain of the Pedigree!

OB: A great move it is!

HHH: just ask the Rock how it feels... oh wait, he cant talk now. He's in the emergency room

OB: You did do some serious dammage to him

OB: Well best of luck to you

HHH: yes and if you dont shut your damn mouth I can demonstrate how good the move is on you

HHH: thank you

HHH: Im going to make Goldberg retire from the ring after im done with him!

OB: Ladies and Gentlemen Triple H!