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Welcome to Noggin’s Noises and congratulations for getting this far. Below you will see some of the many Mirc sounds that I have been forwarded by kind peeps, and I have decided to put them here to let you all download them if you wish. Please be warned that some of them are of slightly delicate nature, therefore any parents out there please don’t download them – I don’t want YOU to be shocked! Kids go ahead – they’re fun!
If you are a Mirc or Pirch user, click on the link and choose the "save to disk" option, then browse for your c:\mirc\sounds or C:\Pirch\sounds directory. If you like what you hear come back for more!
I have rated the noises in accordance with the table below. These merely reflect the affect the wavs had on me!!!
Last updated 00:25 25/05/07 NMT(Noggin Mean Time)
Come and grab all my favourite five sounds, and if you like them, try some of the many others!
This is truly the best ever wav you will ever hear....set against the backdrop of the constant telesales calls from British Telecom, this guy really should have been left to have his tea in peace!
Armaggeddon.wav(1237kb)
A newsreader (obviously American), struggles to narrate his top story of.... well the name suggests the end of the world, but to Hamster, it certainly WAS!!
Badday.wav (1297kb)
A Dudley Moore soundlike phones an american car showroom and complains (voherantly) about the state of his new car.
lovesmenot.wav (1297kb)
An american radio station's attempt to bring together two very devoted lovers!
Recall.mp3 (725kb)
Ladies, if you have ever thought of buying a vibrator, then think again.. the minute you buy it, the whole world knows!
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Nog’s Rating |
Meaning |
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AWE |
Cute |
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HEHE |
Funny |
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LOL |
Laffs out Loud |
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LMAO |
Laffin my ass off |
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ROFL |
Rolling on the floor Laughing |
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PMSL |
Pissin MySelf Laffin |
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FILENAME |
Size |
Description |
Nog’s Rating |
Updated |
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945 |
A radio station prank prize call (noise of the week 7/02/01) |
PMSL |
08/02/01 |
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34 |
Is it possible for you to shut the **** up for 10 seconds? |
LMAO |
05/02/01 |
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61 |
What I really want to know about cybersex is.... |
LMAO |
08/02/01 |
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16 |
Figure it out! |
LOL |
02/02/01 |
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27 |
Two beers bar tendant.. |
HEHE |
08/02/01 |
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71 |
..........I might as well throw my 2 cents worth in |
HEHE |
08/02/01 |
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89 |
Welcome to hell |
HEHE |
08/02/01 |
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288 |
Lovely song about a 3 inch tool |
ROFL |
08/02/01 |
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27 |
a six fart chorus |
HEHE |
02/02/01 |
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29 |
Norty words |
HEHE |
04/02/01 |
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81 |
Kiss my......... |
LOL |
03/02/01 |
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70 |
She was so analy retentive she could’nt sit down... |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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23 |
HOOOOLY shit! |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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31 |
Don’t change the subject just answer the ****in question |
ROFL |
02/02/01 |
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33 |
Pardon my french – but you’re an Asshole |
ROFL |
02/02/01 |
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156 |
Attention chatters.... |
ROFL |
04/02/01 |
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43 |
Come on baby give me some loving |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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22 |
You ask me one more question and I’m beatin the shit... |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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119 |
Sound of a nice cool tinnie of beer pouring |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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335 |
Two frogs walk into a bar ....... (Budweiser ad) |
PMSL |
04/02/01 |
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93 |
I’d never let a woman kick my ass |
ROFL |
04/02/01 |
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615 |
Time for the budweiser lot to take the piss outa th Brits |
PMSL |
04/02/01 |
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632 |
The frogs having a party (Budweiser ad) |
PMSL |
04/02/01 |
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8 |
A long raspin one! |
LOL |
02/02/01 |
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15 |
A snot blow!! |
LOL |
03/02/01 |
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18 |
......... I look at breasts |
ROFL |
07/02/01 |
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18 |
Do you make this bullshit up as you go along? |
LOL |
06/02/01 |
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512 |
Oh this is a MUST!!!!! Brits at their VERY BEST! |
PMSL |
31/01/01 |
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27 |
ok I love you bye bye.... |
AWE |
02/02/01 |
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44 |
You know your'e really too tense, you need to.... |
ROFL |
02/02/01 |
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30 |
Ever seen any rats in this room? |
LOL |
01/02/01 |
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28 |
Oh shut up stop acting like a fat choirboy |
LOL |
03/02/01 |
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44 |
I happen to be a chipmunk not a gerbil you asshole |
LOL |
03/02/01 |
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57 |
I havent gorra ****in clue! |
LOL |
07/02/01 |
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146 |
What are you still doing in that computer??..... |
ROFL |
07/02/01 |
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131 |
Oy yeahhhhs yeahhhhhhhhhs oh yeahhhhhs......... |
LMAO |
06/02/01 |
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22 |
A shite attempt at a cover up! |
LOL |
02/02/01 |
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127 |
Darling come here............... |
PMSL |
08/02/01 |
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90 |
Welcome to trivia-tavern, rat and starry’s den of inickwitty |
LOL |
02/02/01 |
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66 |
Are you supposed to have all these dirty pictures....... |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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11 |
Well I read about that in speciality magazines but..... |
LOL |
02/02/01 |
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24 |
What a dork! |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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|
45 |
Short changed by the lord and dumb as a jack ass |
LOL |
06/02/01 |
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12 |
Nasty ratty sound |
LOL |
04/02/01 |
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137 |
Elmo’s song |
LMAO |
04/02/01 |
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13 |
They’re english words duckman |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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41 |
Hey.....bite me! |
LOL |
01/02/01 |
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8 |
Exqueeze me?? |
LMAO |
01/0201 |
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23 |
I fart in you’re general direction |
LOL |
01/02/01 |
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10 |
A squeaky one! |
LOL |
01/02/01 |
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6 |
A short sharp one! |
LOL |
01/02/01 |
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24 |
Gonna fix me another drink |
LOL |
07/02/01 |
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70 |
Why dont you go roll your lame ass in the flour |
ROFL |
08/02/01 |
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41 |
Why don’t you dip yourself in flour.......... |
LMAO |
08/02/01 |
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64 |
Toilet flush |
LMAO |
01/02/01 |
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33 |
Excuse me, do I have "**** me" written on my forehead? |
ROFL |
01/02/01 |
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186 |
What’s this wavesrus...... |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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16 |
I gotta go pee! |
HEHE |
05/02/01 |
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46 |
Gonads are useful for their purpose...... |
LMAO |
08/02/01 |
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14 |
Have you lost your’e mind?? |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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65 |
Wicked laff! |
HEHE |
05/02/01 |
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448 |
America's answer to the BT.wav!!! |
PMSL |
01/02/01 |
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36 |
Lord have mercy it’s a room full of homosexuals! |
ROFL |
04/02/01 |
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17 |
Get the **** out of here you’re suspended |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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11 |
Masticate by hot monkey pogo! |
LOL |
07/02/01 |
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9 |
Howdy ****er! |
LOL |
03/02/01 |
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24 |
I DID’nt do it! |
HEHE |
03/02/01 |
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38 |
Personally I think you’re a ****ing idiot |
LOL |
06/02/01 |
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91 |
hrmmmm |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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32 |
There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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|
40 |
Irc’s Favourite channel slut had arrived |
ROFL |
06/02/01 |
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19 |
A woman and she’s so beautiful..... |
LOL |
07/02/01 |
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|
84 |
Another sad wicked laff |
HEHE |
07/02/01 |
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3 |
Let’s do it! |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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50 |
Evil laugh |
HEHE |
08/02/01 |
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21 |
..........there was a lollipop in it for me |
LMAO |
08/02/01 |
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|
14 |
What the **** are you laffin at?? |
LMAO |
08/02/01 |
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26 |
You are one pathetic loser |
LOL |
04/02/01 |
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23 |
Have you lost you’re ****ing mind??? |
LOL |
04/02/01 |
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|
15 |
You’re mocking me aren’t you |
LOL |
04/02/01 |
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21 |
NANANANANANA |
HEHE |
03/02/01 |
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19 |
Nice goin asshole! |
LMAO |
03/02/01 |
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|
57 |
A real cute nite nite |
AWE |
05/02/01 |
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|
85 |
I’m too sexy for my shirt! |
HEHE |
08/02/01 |
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361 |
I feel good na na na na na na na |
HEHE |
07/02/01 |
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74 |
You **** with me and I’ll **** you back good |
LMAO |
07/02/01 |
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63 |
I would’nt suck your lousy dick if I was sufficating........... |
ROFL |
31/01/01 |
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33 |
Pardon my french, but you're an asshole |
ROFL |
05/02/01 |
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69 |
Run for your lives it’s a postal worker |
LMAO |
06/02/01 |
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|
725 |
A radio prank about a women’s surgical intrument ! |
PMSL |
31/01/01 |
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32 |
A squashy kinda fart |
LOL |
03/02/01 |
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39 |
I’m rollin on the floor laffin my ass off ..hehe |
HEHE |
04/02/01 |
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41 |
Well hello sailor, fancy a ride on my sausage? |
LOL |
02/02/01 |
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59 |
A silly fart - excuse me! |
LOL |
03/02/01 |
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231 |
Leave this one to your imagination! |
ROFL |
03/02/01 |
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15 |
VERY shagadelic |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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47 |
I shagged her......I shagged her rotten |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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45 |
I think you are shagadelic baby..... |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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26 |
Can you believe this ********** |
LOL |
06/02/01 |
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28 |
Shut the **** up alright?? |
LOL |
07/02/01 |
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20 |
Go sit the **** down and shut the **** up |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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29 |
Hey...don’t be a little smart ass... |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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26 |
Holy Snikes |
HEHE |
04/02/01 |
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10 |
What’s so funny??? |
HEHE |
04/02/01 |
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24 |
Please spank me |
LOL |
04/02/01 |
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17 |
Well swallow it and shut the **** up ! |
ROFL |
05/02/01 |
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13 |
Jeeeze I’m an idiot |
LOL |
06/02/01 |
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25 |
What the hell is that shit |
LOL |
06/02/01 |
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12 |
I’m trying to think but nothing happens |
HEHE |
05/02/01 |
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72 |
What makes a girl feel special ? |
ROFL |
08/02/01 |
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44 |
A tight one |
LOL |
04/02/01 |
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14 |
Wahoo ! |
LOL |
04/02/01 |
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11 |
A...wet one! (with a follow through) |
LOL |
04/02/01 |
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16 |
What the **** is that??? |
LOL |
05/02/01 |
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43 |
When u gotta go u gotta go |
LOL |
08/02/01 |
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15 |
Whothe **** said that???? |
LOL |
31/01/01 |
Thanks to all of you who have supplied me with these – too many peeps to mention, but keep them coming!
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