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Meow.
When I am not meditating, as
picturrrred above, my favorite things are eating, stalking
anything warm and smaller than me, 
grooming, rubbing up to
humans and welcoming my other furry friends into my house to eat
my food. My humans don't like me letting other cats in - but who
cares. My favorite humans are the smaller sized ones, like
Victoria and Charlotte as they tend to make a big fuss over me.
purrrrrrrrr. My ambition is to get my claws into Hercules, Paul's African Grey Parrot, but Paul
says I may come off worst - one day we shall see!
MEOW
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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." *** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn`t mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman`s cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you`re sorry you had me neutered!"
Timmy - The Silver Grey Tabby Cat (Moggy)
