My home is such a palace,
A place that I adore,
I try not to notice
When I can not see the floor.
The cat is there
I found her hair,
Dishes stacked up high.
From dust to rags,
I hate to brag
It's better than outside.
I'll slap some paint 
And make it quaint
Hang welcome on the door.
Come right in
Sit right down
For this I do implore.
You're just in time
I'm about to dine
Which TV dinner do you wish?
Take your time,
Then decide,
For all I have is fish!
 

 I am trying to remember
 What I was going to say,
 I know I can, I think I will,
 This time it's going to stay.
 I cannot remember what it was,
 But I remember what it's not,
 It has to do with something special,
 Oh well; I just forgot.