satan
just in case you were under the impression that
this section was going to be about the *DEVIL* you are wrong. satan is
my beloved betta fish, he looks kinda like the one in the pic to yer left
except he's this deep purple color that lightens out to red on the edge
of his fins. he was given to me by my friend violetyse. she had to use
him in a sealed ecosystem in biology class. luckily, he survived and she
gave him to me.
now, you might ask how one comes to name a fish satan. well, it's like
this.
violetyse and I were walking to our cars after school with little sati
(as I call him) now see, violetyse and the other often call me satan because...well....uh.
nevermind that. anyways so we walk up to my car and I proudly show my mom
the fishie. as vio walks away she says "bye satan" my mom says
"who was she calling satan?" to which I reply "uh....the
fish" and so he came be called satan.
satan is absolutely adorable. each morning when I get up, I immediatly
go to the kitchen to say hi to him. (he lives in a spare tank on the counter).
if I wiggle my finger at him, he'll flare his gills and flutter his fins
at me. sometimes the cats play with him. they'll go up to the tank and
bat at the glass and satan will follow their paws, flaring up at them.
also, satan has a little hole he's digging in the rocks on the bottom of
his tank. we say he's trying to get back to hades.
a couple of weeks ago, my mom and I were at petsmart. i was looking at
the bettas and found a beautiful one that looked kinda depressed. after
much prodding, I got my mom to buy him. I swear, the minute we stepped
out of the store, he started doing backflips in his little cup. since we
couldn't put him in satans tank, we bought a little betta tank for him,
which is about a fourth the size of satans. I crowned him pandora. pandora
came home and seemed quite content. we put him next to satan for a while
and they had fun flaring at each other and stuff. sadly, after only a week
pandora died. but he brought out a new trick in satan. one day, I was watching
him and I noticed he had a bunch of bubbles over his head, on the surface
of the water. I watched as he moved away from the bubbles, went to the
surface, took in some air and then swam back to the bubbles and released
the one bubble he had caught. he must have done this hundreds of times.
we found out it's a mating thing. it was really cute.
having a pet fish named satan can be really cool at times. my friends at
school ask me how satan is and if I've talked to him lately and the looks
on peoples faces are so cool. also, my mom calls me at work every week
and says "satan says "blublublbublub"
this is now a common phrase among people who know satan.
barnabas
another creature of mine is barnabas. unlike satan,
he is not real, he is the most adorable stuffed doggie that I won at a
carnival. he's like the doggie in my picture but his top half is black
and his bottom half is white. he has the most adorable face, everyone falls
in love with him. barnabas is so important that he got to go to school
with me. my friends and I took him to one of our club meetings and tried
to get him voted in as president. it was unanimous but then the advisor
said he couldn't be president because he wasnt a student. so I made him
an id card like the ones we have at school. it's really cool. he almost
won the next time we voted.
i went back to the carnival and won two more doggies, one that is pink
on top and one that is blue on top. the pink one is barbarella and the
blue one is barbados.