How do you get an Orc out of a tree?
Cut the rope.Q: What do you throw a drowning Orc?
A: His wife and kids.
Q. How do you keep a Orc from drowning?
A: Take your foot of his head.
The Top Ten Ways to Tell if You are a Lich
10. You get more then dandruff flakes when you scratch your head.
9. The entrance way to your tower has a foot of dust in it, and you didn't sneeze when you
cleaned it up.8. You don't tan anymore, but your skin still flakes, in large chunks.
7. Your eyeballs fell out, and yet you can still see.
6. You stopped getting junk mail.
5. Young kids keep drawing caskets in the sand outside your tower.
4. The nearby city keeps sending priests to 'talk' with you.
3. The great-grandson of your first elven friend comes to visit asking if you can help with old
age pains.2. Your familiar starts avoiding you.
1. You realize you haven't eaten, slept or had a drink in the past decade.
Top Ten Spells Not Worth Memorizing
10. Tasha's Uncontrollable Flatulence
9. Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
8. Protection from Elvis, 10' Radius
7. Power Word, Smirk
6. Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix
5. Invisibility to Inanimate Objects.
4. Hold Self
3. Delayed Blast Flatulence
2. Charm Undead (X rated version)
1. Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
