Voyager Funnies!
and other Trek funnies

Below are some pictures I have found on the web. Most of them are courtesy of Voyaholic. I only use them if I can think of something witty to put under them to begin with.

So, pull up your favorite chair. Pop your Leola root flavored pop-corn, grab your cup of Janeway's special blend and prepare yourself for the Voyager/Star Trek slide show. Warning: Some of these maybe a little suggestive, depending on my mood when I make them up. Rated pg13 for good measure!


Chakotay, there is no way it could be this big.



Cha-kotay, did you bring the whips?



Move it or lose it, Commander!



Buddy, you better watch it. She hasn't had her coffee today.



Coffee! Now!



Neelix, I really think the Doctor should look at that.



I'm writing to Santa. Are you good?

Let's go in your ready room and find out.





Kathryn, you've popped a seam.



Chakotay, It's worse then we thought.
What?
There's no pizza delivery here.




Kathryn, there's a piece of Pineapple down your dress.



I hate to say this, Captain, but if that bun were any tighter, your eyeballs would pop out.



Kathryn, there's a large bug on your neck. I'm just going to slap it, okay?



I wasn't aware Neelix could get so low on the limbo.



I knew Kathryn's brew was powerful, but I had no idea.






Welcome to McDonalds Training Camp! Here, you will learn how to ask: "Do you want fries with that?"






Chakotay:Tom, I think it's moving.
Tom:It's worse then that
Chakotay:What do you mean?
Tom:I think I saw Neelix moving.





I've told you once, I've told you a million times, Chakotay...No AOTW's on my ship...Now, do I have your attention?




Constipation?



Yet another case of Constipation? Data, what did you download?

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