404. Bicycle sized spare tires 405. When you drop a piece of toast, how it always lands buttered side down 406. People who dot their "i's" with circles 407. People who write "dominate" for "dominant" 408. Having to balance a plate of food on your lap at a picnic 409. Plastic spoons that break when trying to spoon out ice cream from the container 410. When summer lasts until November 411. Vinyl car upholstery 412. Sticking to the seat when wearing shorts in hot weather 413. The smell of burning rubber or hair 414. The smell of a paper factory 415. The smell of a pig farm or chicken farm 416. Living in a town that has pig farms on one side, oil refineries on the other 417. "Clint Eastwood" toilet paper.....it's rough, tough, and doesn't take any crap! 418. "Bathroom tissue" as a euphemism for toilet paper 419. "Rest room" as a euphemism for public lavatory, bathroom, latrine, etc. No one goes there to rest, I can assure you! 420. "Faux" as a euphemism for fake or imitation 421. People who gawk at you as if you've just beamed in from another planet......Take a picture, people, it lasts longer! 422. People who talk about "doing" lunch 423. People who call BMWs "beemers" 423. Yuppies 424. Preppies 425. "Baby on board" signs in car windows. It's a car, people, not a boat! 426. Thong bathing suits and underwear. Has to be the stinkingest little strip of cloth imaginable! 427. Big hair 428. Babies who mess their diapers two minutes after you change them. 429. Teachers and those in the media who mispronounce and misspell words 430. Rancid iced tea 431. Flat soda 432. Sleeveless shirts on both thin and fat women. On thin women, the hole is always too big and hangs so low that you can see their bra when they lift their arm. On fat women, you see the fat arms. 433. Lenses popping out of glasses 434. Leaves that go directly from green to brown to off, with no yellow, orange or red in between. 435. That green gunk that develops under the plastic nose pieces of glasses 436. Socks that slide down as you walk and eventually get bunched up in the arch of your foot. 437. Pants without pockets 438. It's harder to look busy at work than actually be busy. 439. Jobs where you have to wait for someone to relieve you for breaks. 440. The fact that life is always unfair in someone else's favor. 441. Restaurants that don't put out napkin dispensers on the table 442. People who don't throw away their own trash at a fast food restaurant 443. Blisters 444. Sandals with straps that keep slipping off your heel as you walk. 445. Other than her Significant Other(s), someone who calls a woman "honey". Excuse me, I'm not a bear's lunch! 446. User unfriendly VCRs and computers 447. Bean sprouts and tofu 448. Being alone on Christmas 449. Having no Significant Other on Valentine's Day 450. Having no date for the prom 451. Going to a wedding alone 452. Flat tires 453. Bald tires 454. Getting stuck behind a bus belching noxious fumes 455. Stale bread 456. Moldy bread 457. Blond hair with black roots 458. Blue laws 459. Being the new person on the job 460. Bad hair days 461. Getting the Sunday paper without the TV section. 462. Getting stuck behind a school bus that makes frequent stops and never exceeds ten miles an hour 463. Enemas 464. Enemies 465. Office politics 466. College grads having to take jobs as waiters/tresses. 467. The fact that what kind of justice you get depends on how much money you have to spend on a lawyer 468. Parents of boys with ears that stick way out, who don't allow them to grow long hair 469. Hearing a song you hate and it mentally replays in your head all day long 470. Entertainers who become politicians 471. Politicians who become entertainers 472. Coughing, and bringing up phlegm, but you can't spit it out because you're in public 473. Men, bald on top, who grow ponytails 474. Lounge lizards 475. Tanning beds 476. Overdue fines at the library 477. School officials who use "tardy" as a euphemism for "late" 478. Finding a dead roach in the bottom of your soup bowl. 479. EVEN WORSE: Finding HALF of a dead roach on the bottom of your soup bowl!!! 480. Starting a bath and being drenched by cold water because the last bather didn't turn the shower knob back again. 481. People with flat nasal voices 482. Political signs that are still there months after the election 483. People who drop in like a bomb and hang around like a necktie 484. People who use the possessive when a simple plural is called for. Example: We have two oak tree's in our yard. 485. "High water" pants 486. Wedgies 487. How a dropped tool always rolls under the table, out of reach 488. Martha Stewart 489. Acid reflux 490. Getting a grocery cart from a stack of carts and you choose one that is stuck to the one behind it. The next one you choose will have a wobbly wheel. 491. When you mistakenly hit two typewriter keys and the letter you don't want is always the one that prints 492. People who butt in line 493. Tattletales, brown nosers, and suckups 494. While working at a cash register you reach for a bag for the customer's purchases. Two bags come out and one always falls on the floor. More to come...