
Do you remember Strawberry Shortcake?
Wuzzles?
Pogo Balls?
He-Man and She-Ra?
How about Fraggle Rock?
ALF?
If you can
answer yes to any of
these questions, congratulations!
You are a child of
the '80's!
You probably woke up in the morning and ate
Fruity Marshmallow Krispies
and drank Tang.
Maybe you listened to Madonna, the
Bangles, or Bon Jovi on
the radio while you were getting ready for school.
You skipped off to school
with your Cabbage Patch Kid lunchbox, if you were a
girl anyway.
If you were
a boy, maybe you rode to school on a BMX bike with
your Thundercats lunchbox
in tow.
Your mom always made you a Fluffernutter
sandwich, with a Hunts Snack
Pack (those little pudding snacks), a Frito Lay
Snack Pack, and maybe some
chicken soup in your Thermos.
And a juice box, of
course!
You always brought
your Trapper Keeper!
At school you were bombarded with "Just Say No"
propaganda.
Maybe you
watched with awe right in your classroom as the
Challenger took off, and
cried out in fear and confusion when it exploded.
You were taught about
"diversity".
And you loved the playground!
Ronald Regan was president, Micheal Jackson was
the coolest guy around,
and everyone was really into hairspraying their hair
until it was practically
vertical.
The bad perm was in.
Neon colors and
flashy-looking clothes were
everywhere.
Remember Cyndi Lauper?
You might have
watched MTV after school,
back in the days when it was still about music
videos, not about inane
gameshows, "reality" based shows, and moronic
cartoons.
Your favorite video
could have been Weird Al's "Like a Surgeon" or even
Prince's "Purple Rain".
When you went to the movies, you watched Teen
Wolf or Back To The Future.
Maybe you made your mom and dad sit through both
Care Bears movies.
Microwave
popcorn was in.
Did you ever sneak microwave popcorn
into the theatre instead
of paying for movie theatre popcorn?
On Saturday mornings, you woke up extra early to
watch Foofur and
Pee-wee's Playhouse.
Or the Pound Puppies show.
Do
you remember the theme
song to Flintstone Kids?
But your favorite TV shows
were probably the
family-oriented sitcoms
that came on later at night:
The Cosby Show
Family
Ties
ALF
Punky Brewster
You probably watched a
lot of Nickelodeon too.
You
Can't Do That On Television, Belle and Sebastian,
and even DangerMouse and
Pinwheel.
If you were really well-to-do, you might
have even got cable, like
the Disney Channel or HBO.
Do you remember Welcome
to Pooh Corner, Dumbo's
Circus, and Kids Incorporated?
And on HBO there was
always Fraggle Rock to
watch.
Those Doozers, Gorgs, and Fraggles living
together was pretty
interesting to watch.
And don't forget the wisdom of
the Trash Heap! ("The Trash Heap has spoken, nyahhhh!")
And if you didn't
have cable, there were
still muppets to be found on Sesame Street and The
Muppet Show.
I bet you
remember the theme song to The Muppet Show.
There
was even a show about
Muppet Babies!
You ate lots of Doritos and Oreos, and drank
lots of Coke.
Did you drink
New Coke, Cherry Coke, or Classic Coke?
You were
constantly bombarded with
advertising choices.
Would it be McDonald's or
Burger King?
I bet you chose
McDonalds, because the older kids called Burger King
"Booger King".
Coke or
Pepsi?
Probably Coke, because of those cool Max Headroom commercials.
And
what about those Chester Cheetah commercials?
You
probably were dying to know
if the Trix Rabbit would ever get those Trix!
M&M's
still had light brown,
and there was no green or blue!
And Crest came out
with a pump kind of
toothpaste!
You probably played with Care Bears and Cabbage
Patch Kids.
And collected
Garbage Pail Kids!
If you are a boy, you probably
loved He-Man, Transformers,
and radio-controlled cars.
If you are a girl, you
probably loved Rainbow
Brite, Popples, and My Little Ponies.
Did you have a
Teddy Ruxpin?
How about
a Rub-A-Dub-Doggie?
And you liked to play games like
Trivial Pursuit,
CandyLand, Mouse Trap, Clue, or Hungry Hungry
Hippos.
Trouble was always fun
too.
Did you think the Pop-A-Matic Bubble was cool?
You might have even
learned how to skateboard or Pogo Ball.
You probably
had a Big Wheel though.
Did you have a Skip-It?
You made delicious snow-cones with your Snoopy
Snow-cone Machine.
And you
lived for Light Brite.
I bet you thought the 64
Crayola Crayon box with
sharpener was the most deluxe thing you'd ever seen.
Nintendo's Super Mario
Bros. was the hottest game in town, and everyone
loved to go down to the
local video arcade and play Hogan's Alley, or
Pacman, or Q-Bert.
After a long tough day of being a kid, you were
exhausted.
You probably
hated going to sleep so early, as most kids do.
And
you always felt like you
missed "the really good TV shows".
You brushed your
teeth with your special
Muppet Babies toothbrush,
using sparkly Crest For
Kids toothpaste, and went
off to bed.
You charged up your Glo-Worms each
night,
so they'd glow like
night lights as you fell asleep under your Garfield
comforter.
***this came from an e-mail and it made me laugh, so i guess if you just don't like it, that's you're problem, huh?***