~CAT QUOTES~
"Dogs have owners; Cats have staff" - Unknown
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -Anonymous
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic" - Unknown
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." - Unknown
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and are subject to a good many ailments. But I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." Faith Resnick
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." Albert Schweitzer
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
