- Your body gets stiff
- You get cramps in your
legs.
- Corns on your feet as
- Big as hens
eggs.
- Gas on your stomach
- Elimination is poor.
- Take Ex-Lax at night
- Then your not
sure.
- You soak in the tub
- Or your body will smell.
- It's just like I said
- "Old Age" is
hell....
- The teeth start
decaying
- Eyesight is poor
- Hair falling out
all over the floor.
- Sex life is shot
- It's a thing off the past.
- Don't kid your self
friend
- Even that doesn't
last.
- Can't go to parties
- Don't
dance anymore.
- Just putting it mildly
- Your
a helluua bore!!
- Liquer is out
- can't take a
chance
- Bladder is weak
- Might pee in your
pants.
- Nothing to plan for
- Nothing
to expect.
- Just the mailman
- Blinging
your
- Social Security Check.
- Now !!
Be sure
- Your affairs are in order
- Your Will made out right
- or on your way to your
grave
- There'll be helluua
fight.
- So if this is a New
Year
- Your felling fairly well.
- Thank god
your alive.
Cause "Old Age is
Hell...."
Author Unkown....
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