Hi, I'm Rosemary and I'm a Nunkies addict!

Well, Libby and I are at it again! The sequel has arrived!

(Thanks to LCJinx for the idea.)
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In April of 1997, a project to provide Nunkies for all the NA 
members was launched. However, due to unforseen defects, reports 
of leakage in some of the Clones has come to light. We are forced 
to recall the previous models for replacement. We cannot however
assume responsibility for leakage caused by overuse or malicious
destruction by jealous husbands or significant others.

NUNKIES FOR ALL AND ALL FOR NUNKIES - PART 2:
THE RETURN OF THE NUNKIES CLONES
by Rosemary Beard and Libby Singleton
Copyright 1997

  NiteRose and Puckypoo were sitting in their lab when the first 
calls came in.

  "He leaks." the voice on the other end of the phone complained, 
"I can't even take him out in public - and who's gonna pay for 
cleaning my carpet?"

  "Have you tried cutting down his fluid intake?" NiteRose asked.

  "He's a vampire!" the caller said in an aggitated voice. "What 
am I supposed to do, suggest he switch to hamburger?"

  "Good luck with that plan," Puckypoo replied, grinning wickedly.

  Another caller complained, "I just stood him in the corner 
and when I turned back around, I saw the puddle. It was so 
embarassing."

  "Have you tried superglue and a patch kit?" NiteRose asked.

  "I think its gonna take more than a patch kit to fix this 
one," Puckypoo replied. "Maybe we need to issue a recall."

  "Ok, ok. If you think it will help. But there's nothing wrong 
with mine! He doesn't leak," NiteRose said.
  
  Puckypoo got up to answer a knock at the door. An irritated NA 
member entered the room, dragging her clone behind her. "I want 
a new one," she wailed, "this one leaks!!"

  NiteRose and Puckypoo looked at each other. "Bring it in. We'll 
have a look at it," they said in unison.

  Placing the clone on an table, Puckypoo and NiteRose began to 
examine it closely. 

  "What's this?!" Puckypoo asked, looking up from her magnifying 
glass. "Bite marks?"

  "I...uh...it was an accident. I didn't mean to...I...uh...got 
carried away," the owner said, her face reddening.

  "I'm sorry." NiteRose informed her, "we aren't responsible for 
damage done during a feeding frenzy. Leave it here, we'll see what 
we can do." 

  Puckypoo put her arm around the blushing owner and led her to 
the door. "Don't worry," she whispered, "we won't tell anyone." 
Closing the door, she walked back across the room.

  Suddenly a rush of wind swept the room. Turning toward the 
sound, both women found themselves staring up into a pair of 
blue eyes. It was HIM!

  "Problems ladies?" he asked, a wicked smile crossing his lips.

  "Well, uh, we, um," NiteRose stammered.

  Puckypoo, sensing the danger they were in, stepped toward 
Nunkies and asked," Have you seen the latest fantasies? I can get 
you a copy, if you like."

  "More?" he asked, his eyes sparkling with interest. "Such fertile
imaginations these mortal females have."

  "Yes, I have them on my computer. I'll print them out for you."
Puckypoo hurried over to her computer, which was still inside the 
cloning machine. "Darn, I forgot - it's not working. My cat 
spilled Fresca all over it."
 
  "I know a bit about computers, perhaps I can help," he said, 
unable to resist the chance to read what they had written about 
him. Stepping into the machine, he began to tinker with the 
computer. 

  Puckypoo, seeing her opportunity, slammed the door shut behind
Nunkies and threw the switch, trapping him inside.

  NiteRose activated the machine, adding some chemicals, two 
tubes of superglue, a large patch kit and a copy of the NA 
Fantasy manual. Once again the machine grinds, shakes, and 
shudders!!! Looking at each other, NiteRose and Puckypoo cross 
their fingers and wait. An hour later, the machine opens and out 
steps the New and Improved clones.

  NiteRose quickly takes hold of one by the hand and bites him. 
No leaks. "We've done it!" she shouts.

  Puckypoo and NiteRose dance around the room celebrating, 
unaware of the blue eyes watching them. Smiling , he walks 
to the window and flies off into the night. 

  The next night at the Jeweled Peach, NiteRose and Puckypoo give 
the NA members their new, improved, leak-proof Nunkies Clones. 
Everyone wanders off to celebrate with their copy of Nunkies. 

  NiteRose looked at Puckypoo with a worried expression on her
face. "What do we do with the old ones?" she asked.

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