QUAKE HAIKU
Under each haiku there will be a name and a clan name. Haiku that do not have a clan name listed are from people who aren't in a clan.
NOTE: Some Haiku will be changed to fit standards, however, we will accept ALL Haiku.


Run, Forrest, run, run.
Rocket rushes to meet flesh.
Woohoo! Joyous gibs!

ACK!
Old Drunk Bastards Clan


I'm about to aim...
Oh, no! I was plastered by
Another Sniper.

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


I've got him in sight,
WHAT IN THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
I HATE GOD DAMNED LAG!

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


Quake's Capture The Flag,
Gruesome version of old game,
It's more fun that way.

GoldenHog
Rabid Dog Clan


Steven is a dork,
Trey smells like spicy sausage,
Chris, the crackbaby.

KillDare
Rabid Dog Clan


Stupid bloody scouts,
Fast like a bat out of hell,
How can I snipe that?

Chimichanga
Clan SuperHam


You fuckin' bastard!
You god damn fuckin' bastard!
Fuck god damn snipers!

MACHINE
Rabid Dog Clan
Cybornetic Fiends


I see the camper.
I am going to gib him.
DAMN! Hit by a rocket...

Scribbit
Rabid Dog Clan


I turned the corner.
Holy Jeez! My gun went off!
I must find my head.

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


Strike from the darkness,
Camp like the dickhead I am,
I deserved to die.

GayDog'sFantasy


Pain, hate, death, desire,
From within, without, it's art.
Quake, Quake, Quake, Quake, NOOO!!!!!!!!

Zeusbot Skill #0


"Shroud" skin guts grisly,
Astonished Camper whimpers,
I paint "Shroud" white *GRIN*

eL'Mo [DI]
Digital Insomnia


Falling back to earth,
A flash of red receeding,
DAMN I HATE ROCKETS!

Mimic [DI]
Digital Insomnia (Q2)


Armor between, good.
Oh gods, allow me to live!
Today... Air flows... Hit!

DogStar
AoD.O.G.


Oh shit! Not again!
God damn son-a-bitch shot me!
Give this to yo mom!

sundance


Kill, flee, fight and die
Head explodes! The pain! I cry...
I'm back! Die bastards!!!!

Bridgenator


I see pieces fly.
What an unlucky Quake guy.
Wait, those are my guts!

Never After Long
NIN (Nine Inch Nives)


Fire, tears, blood, and death
The nuke did not help at all
Just destroy all lives

Seck


I fire the rocket.
You run, but your back explodes.
I run by laughing!

DarkScythe
Rabid Dog Clan


Submit YOUR Haiku


Haiku must follow this format... 1st line = 5 syllables, 2nd line = 7 syllables, 3rd line = 5 syllables.





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