Yes, ive complained about it forever.. and now i bring it to you, the BEST of aol junkmail! you can mail these people if you happen to be interested in anything they are selling. im not gonna bother making any links though. Subj: Turn your ims on so we can chat! Date: 12/1/98 11:45:03 PM Central Standard Time From: Nesarr1111 BCC: Rathmar0 Hi, what's your name? I tried to instant message you but you had them turned off :(. Well, when you turn them on, im me. I would love to chat, and maybe even get together sometime! My name is Lisa and I just moved to your state from France, where I was a Playboy model. Now I need someone to show me around. If you would like to see what I look like then visit my page, just click on the link. I got plenty of pics! Dont forget to instant message me! - Lisa (end message) Ok, the funny thing about this message, was that the entire thing was a hyperlink to some sort of 'daddyplease.com' organization. I read her profile, and she is 'an exotic dancer' and 'loves to chat on AOL'... somehow, i dont think that exotic dancers are going to be getting their jollies from the freaks that are AOL... but, you never know.... Subj: TRY PHONESEX NOW WITH NO FEE!!!!!! Date: 12/1/98 11:33:09 PM Central Standard Time From: LisaBellllisolla@sex.ml.org Reply-to: LisaBellllisolla@sex.ml.org To: hello@help.com NOW IS THE TIME TO TRY PHONE SEX WITH NO FEE!!! All you pay for is the small long distance fee, nothing else at all!! Literally pennies compared to the 900 numbers!! No more outragous 900 number fees, it's crazy to pay that much for phone sex!! This number is so cheap, people are calling back by the thousands!! AND it's 1 on 1 hot phone sex, but not only that, you can also listen to live recorded phone sex, if you are shy, or listen to fetishes, or anything else that toots your wistle! This number is so HOT that we had to get backup numbers because it is busy all too often, so call any of the 4 numbers below! -767-445-1774, 1-473-407-9050 , 1-664-410-3997, 1-664-410-4142 We Also have a Gay chat line, for meeting gays all over the world, or right in your town/city!! 1-664-410-3431 (end message) Subj: hey Date: 12/1/98 11:45:01 PM Central Standard Time From: Viper22283 BCC: Rathmar0 Are you 18? Yes OR NO (end message) what a fantastic idea. this is surely going to make people think they are headed to the 'rock the vote' page on mtv.com.. anyway, clicking on "No" sends you to disney.com. clicking on yes sends you to some strange bestiality site. A short and somewhat entertaining mail... I have a nasty suspicion that these people either are having some sort of hidden charge scam, or are some VERY very lonely girls. Free phone sex just doesnt happen unless you are dealing with a clan of america online lonlies.... please, mail these people and let them know what you 'think' about them. Subj: college girls nude! Date: 12/1/98 11:25:32 PM Central Standard Time From: Angismif BCC: Rathmar0 Great Free Sites "The Internets Best Free Adult Sites" -Playboy Magazine "Bringing You Great Free Adult Sites in 1998!" -Ynot Network [Enter] 18+ Only Please click one - [JUMPSTATION] - click one Lesbian Gay Couples Big Tits Small Tits Anal Oral Cum Shots Teen Orgies Porn Stars Live Feed Avi's and Mov's Pamela and Tommy Hardcore Softcore Transexual Fatties Fetish's Bondage Celebrities Anime Amature (end message) This message had a very helpful list of places to go. My personal favorite was the "Fatties". What a nice way to categorize your ponographic tastes. Subj: HOTT FREE SEX PICTURES Date: 12/1/98 11:37:00 PM Central Standard Time From: JasnyPan BCC: Rathmar0 Cum here for free xxx pictures! (end message) Well, here's another classic fun email message. First off, we have the typo in the message. It *REALLY* makes me want to open that baby up. Then there is the ever so popular 'cum' instead of come... originality is just reeking in this message. but, at least it was concise. scan, delete, move on. Subj: come here to see the green pea!?!?!?!?!? Date: 12/1/98 11:26:12 PM Central Standard Time From: WILLYbuba9 BCC: Rathmar0 Hello, and THANK YOU for requesting our mail. CLICK HERE For the joke of the day! CLICK HERE If you have questions or comments. CLICK HERE For FREE XXX PICTURES!! Click Me! (end message) Ok, lets begin with the ever so entertaining "thank you for requesting our mail." I only got this mail because i went into a cybersex chatroom on aol while i set this page up, for roughly 15 minutes, and ended up with 31 junkmails.. i think i have a lot of material for this page now :)