The Sandman, written by Neil Gaiman, is my FAVORITE comic book!! Here are some quotes from Sandman that I love.

1. You are utterly the stupidest, most self centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification on this or any other plane!

Death, in Preludes & Nocturnes

2. Can I have more water, please? My hair drank most of it.

Lyta Hall, in The Kindly Ones

3. Our existence deforms the universe. That's responsibility.

Delirium, in The Kindly Ones

4. What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?

Dream, in Preludes & Nocturnes

5. We of the Endless are the servants of the livivng - we are NOT their masters. We exist because they know, deep in their hearts, that we exist.

Dream, in The Dolls House

6. For some folks death is release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.

Death, in Dream County

7. Omnia Mutantur, Nihil Interit. 'Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

Roman Soldier translated by Dream,in Dream County

8. Flowers gathered in the morning, Afternoon they blossom on, Still are withered in the evening; You can be me when I'm gone.

The fortune cookie, in The Kindly Ones

9. Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of icecream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken & telephone icecream.

Delirium, in Brief Lives

10. Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.

An old man, in The Doll's House

11. I'm cold. I hate being nowhere. Let's go somewhere instead.

Delirium, in Brief Lives

12. You get what anyone gets; you get a life time.

Death, in Preludes & Nocturnes

13. All around me darkness gathers, Fading is the sun that shone; We must speak of other matters; You can be me when I'm gone.

From The Kindly Ones

14. I lost some time. It's always in the last place you look for it.

Delirium, in Seasons Of Mists

15. Is it the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hotdogs, or is it some kind of bonus.

Death, in Death: The High Cost of Living

16. "The Devil made me do it." I have never made one of them do anything.

Lucifer,in Seasons of Mists

17. Uh. Yesterday, I did some really bad stuff. I mean real bad . You know. But today I did some good things. I don't know. You know.

Deliriun, in Seasons of Mists

18. I think you're very nice. I think twinkle's a nice word. So's viriden. I met a lady once who had an imaginary fish.

Delirium, in Brief Lives.

19. What's a false move? Is it very different from a real one.

Delirium, in Brief Lives

20. I do not threaten, I merely advise caution.

Dream, in Fables & Reflections

21. If you don't have a name, what do people call you? I mean do they just wave and smile, or jingle little sliver bells or what?

Delirium, in Brief Lives