"'The first ten million years were the worst,' said Marvin, 'and the second million, they were the worst too. The third million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.'"
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
For Minds That Wander....
From a recommended Points to Ponder site:
If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:
There would be: 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere, north and south, 8 Africans.
80 would live in substandard housing, 70 would be unable to read, 50 would suffer from malnutrition, 1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth, 1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education, 1 would own a computer.
Click Here to read the rest... Worth a read as you are wandering around!
Girls Night Out:
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to
go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use
the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them
suggested they do their business behind a head stone
or something.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she
thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then
throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive
underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was
lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was
on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the
ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the
other husband and said,
"This girl's night out thing has got to stop right
now. My wife came home last night without her
panties."
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came
home with a card stuck to her butt that said,
FROM ALL
OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU"
Points to Ponder
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