Copyright 1994 by Rob Perry and NorthStarr Productions
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FADE IN: EXT. STATE DEPARTMENT - WASHINGTON D.C. DAY INT. SPECIAL INVESTIGATIONS UNIT - OFFICE Dr. BRIAN SCOTT and Dr. BARBIE BASSO are reviewing a report from the FBI Agent in Charge of the SEATTLE WASHINGTON OFFICE. An Unidentified Life Form (U.L.F.) was discovered in a very remote town in BRITISH COLUMBIA. Dr. Scott is a young man in his thirties and Dr. Basso is a very attractive young lady in her late twenties. Dr. Scott is a Para-Physicologist and Dr. Basso is an Egyptologist. BRIAN SCOTT PHD. An esteem Egyptoligist of the highest order has been with the FBI for over ten years and is called in on special cases where this background is necessary. He is also a specialist in Applied Criminal Psychology and has published papers on this subject. He has two years in pre-med and is qualified for Clinical forensic Specialties. BARBIE BASSO MD. A Doctor of Forensic Medicine and is rated one of the best in this field. She has been with the FBI for over six years and is called in on special cases where this background is required. A specialist in Applied Criminal Psychology and Criminal Behavior. She has been Scott's partner for the last three years. SCOTT (studying the report) The report says the UNIDENTIFIED LIFE FORM is inside a Gold Mine. (hands the package to BASSO) The CANADIANS are asking for our help because they don't have a special unit to deal with U.L.F. BASSO Do they know for certain it's an EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL? SCOTT They don't know anything for certain. What they want, is to blow the mine and bury it so they don't have to deal with it. BASSO Why do they want to do that, it could be a friend, not a foe? SCOTT I don't know, sometimes it's hard to deal with something that's not of this earth. BASSO When are we leaving? I know first thing in the morning. BASSO The report says the U.L.F. has a voice and keeps repeating something about an impending earthquake on the JUAN DE FUCA PLATE. SCOTT The Juan De Fuca Plate is the size of MONTANA and is pushing up against the continental plate under PUDGET SOUND. BASSO (concerned) The report says the U.S.G.S claims the plate is causing the WASHINGTON coastline to shift north and is pushing up about one inch a year. If there is a quick push the entire coastline of Washington State will come unglued. SCOTT That's a lot of people that will get hit with an earthquake equivalent to the GOOD FRIDAY ALASKAN EARTHQUAKE. BASSO Plus a TSUNAMI like nothing you've ever seen. SCOTT We'll meet with CONSTABLE ALAN BALDWIN of the Provincial Police when we get into VANCOUVER. I think we better bring our new MOTOROLA LANSAT COMMUNICATOR and MAGELLAN GPS NAV1000M. BASSO What's the GPS? Oh yeah the hand held GLOBAL POSITIONING SATELLITE NAVIGATOR. CUT TO: EXT. VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA DAY EXT. VANCOUVER PROVINCIAL POLICE INT. OFFICE OF THE CONSTABLE Scott and Basso are in conference with Constable ALAN BALDWIN, a very distinguished looking man in his late forties, talking with a slight Canadian accent. BALDWIN Glad your here DR's Scott and Basso. The only way you can get to the Town of SQUAMISH is by steamer Locomotive. I was hoping we could borrow a chopper from the Fire Service, but they have a nasty burn going in BANFF and everything that flies is now working the fire. SCOTT Train is fine with me. May I see the Canadian Report on the U.L.F? BALDWIN Oh, but of course. (Baldwin pulls out a folder) Here you go, as you can see were really not set up to deal with this sort of thing. SCOTT The mine caretaker discovered it on one of his rounds last week? BALDWIN That's right, he almost ran into it. You see he had a Pit Stop, and he almost stepped on it. SCOTT The caretaker described it looking like a large worm or slug? BALDWIN I know what your thinking. We had him take a lie detector test, and he was telling the truth. BASSO A slug would indicate the ULF could be a Symbiotic Being and is looking for a Host Body. BALDWIN The chief Constable will not permit anyone to go in that mine shaft until we have a means of identifying it or stabilizing it. I believe that's why they sent for you two. BASSO Thanks Constable. BALDWIN Thanks for what? I don't understand? SCOTT Oh, she's just being cute. BALDWIN Cute? I think she's quite attractive myself. SCOTT When do we leave for Squamish? BALDWIN The steamer leaves North Vancouver at ten-thirty sharp. So we have an hour to get there. Can I get you two a spot of tea, oh that's right you Americans prefer coffee. CUT TO: EXT. VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA DAY EXT. NARROW TRACK STEAMER TRAIN TO SQUAMISH INT. TRAIN OBSERVATION CAR Basso is looking out the window at the Fjord that runs along the side of the train tracks. BASSO It's been a long time since I rode a train with a view like this. This is very beautiful country. SCOTT Has anyone reported sightings? BALDWIN Sightings? BASSO You know, flying saucers? BALDWIN Not that I know of. SCOTT How long ago was the mine shut down? BALDWIN It's been closed for years. They use it as a tourist attraction. They have daily tours, but since the discovery of the "Thing", the Chief Constable shut it down. A young lady in her mid-thirties is sitting in the seat in front of Basso. She turns around and looks at Baldwin. YOUNG LADY I heard you people talking about the U.L.F. You know the one at Squamish. BASSO Excuse me? YOUNG LADY (extending her hand for a handshake) Let me introduce myself, LAURIE ENGLISH, a staff reporter for one of the local papers. SCOTT Baldwin, I thought you put a lid on this thing. BALDWIN We did, but something always leaks out. I'm Constable Baldwin this is Doctor's Scott and Basso from Special Investigations Unit of the U.S. State Department. ENGLISH You know the Bible predicted all this. SCOTT The Bible? ENGLISH Yes, of course. In the Millennium you know the year 2000, the end of the world, anyway it said we would make contact, before we're destroyed. BALDWIN Before were destroyed? I'm sorry my dear but what Bible are you quoting from? ENGLISH Any Bible, you just have to know how to interpret it. We have five years before Doomsday and this will be the year we'll make contact with visitors from another star. SCOTT I would like to read one of your articles. ENGLISH Any newsstand, just ask for "THE WORD". SCOTT The word, I don't think I've ever heard of it. (looking at Baldwin) Constable, have you read "The Word"? BALDWIN No, I've never read it. It's an internal newspaper for flying saucer followers. SCOTT (looking at English) Miss English, will you tell us what you know about the U.L.F. ENGLISH Well, it's quite simple. The visitor is from another Solar System and is trying to warn us about the impending disasters on Earth. SCOTT What Solar System do you think it's from? ENGLISH Oh Alpha Centauri, no doubt about it. Our nearest Star and Solar System. BALDWIN My dear, do you have any proof? ENGLISH One of our members has made contact with our visitor. BASSO I beg your pardon? SCOTT Made contact with the U.L.F.? ENGLISH Yes, one of our followers is a medium and has been in contact with it for weeks. SCOTT (looking at Baldwin) I thought your people just discovered it last week? BALDWIN (very upset) My dear Miss English, the thing was just discovered last week, so what is this rubbish that your medium has been in contact with it for weeks? Basso takes out her micro-cassette tape recorder and turns it on. BASSO Do you mind if we tape this miss English? ENGLISH Oh, I don't care, do what you want. BASSO Thank you, ok now will you please start from the beginning. BALDWIN Excuse me, I need to go brush my teeth. Be back in a few minutes. (Baldwin gets up and leaves) I'll listen to the tape when I get back. CUT TO: EXT. VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA DAY EXT. NARROW TRACK STEAMER TRAIN TO SQUAMISH INT. TRAIN STAFF CAR Constable Baldwin walks up to the Chief Conductor, JAMES JACKSON, A black man in his late fifties. BALDWIN Jimmy, why didn't you tell me we had that crazy newspaper lady on board! JACKSON Sorry Constable, she must have snuck by me. If she's causing you any trouble, I'll have a talk with her. BALDWIN Did you spot any of her friends getting on the train. JACKSON No sir I didn't, I think she's alone this time. BALDWIN When we get to Squamish, have one of your people watch her. I don't want her anywhere near the Mine. JACKSON Yes sir, I'll take care of it. SCOTT I need to use your phone? JACKSON No problem, it's in the next staff car. Is there anything else that you need? SCOTT Yes, will you have one of the stewards bring me some tea. Earl Gray, hot! CUT TO: EXT. VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA DAY EXT. NARROW TRACK STEAMER TRAIN TO SQUAMISH INT. TRAIN OBSERVATION CAR Basso and Scott are taping a conversation with Laurie English. ENGLISH Oh really, brush his teeth! He's probably gone to see the Chief Conductor to have me thrown off the Train. BASSO Nobody's throwing you off the train as long as we're here. Go on, you were saying. ENGLISH Anyway, MEG MILLER a medium on the newspapers staff made contact about two months ago. BASSO (interrupting) Excuse me does the visitor have a name? ENGLISH Yes, it does Mr. EK. BASSO Ok, go ahead. ENGLISH Mr. Ek told Meg he would meet her in the Squamish Goldmine shaft 6B. Mr. Ek said he had a very important message for us. Something to do with the impending earthquake off the coast of Seattle. SCOTT Did he say, when this would take place. ENGLISH We were interrupted by visitors at the mine and he had to go back in hiding. He did say it had to do with the re-alignment of the Planet, it's called "The Polar Shift", It happens every ten thousand years. BASSO Was that mentioned in the Bible too? ENGLISH Oh no, Mr. Ek told us about the Planet re-alignment. SCOTT Did you talk to him too? ENGLISH Oh yes, we both talked to him, I thought I mentioned that before. SCOTT When does the Polar shift start? ENGLISH Mr. Ek, said the first part of 1995, then it will all end by the year 2000. He said we'll have more earthquakes, Volcanoes and floods than we have ever had. SCOTT He told you and your friend all of this in one visit? ENGLISH He would have told us more if the stupid tour guide hadn't come bye and spooked him. We were going to come and see him the next day then they shut the mine down. BASSO How long will he be here? ENGLISH He must leave on the next full moon, that's two days from now. He said it took him one of our earth years to get here from his home planet and he must return. BASSO Did you get a good look at him? ENGLISH He stayed in the shadows most of the time, but he did appear to be the size of a small child and he told us he was a shape shifter and had a difficult time resembling earth people. He said if we were to see his true form, we may be upset and could not continue to meet with him. He did sort of look like a very large slug. SCOTT Is that it? ENGLISH Pretty much. Oh yes, his people will pick him up next to the Fjord. BASSO Did you ask for the time of pickup? ENGLISH I think you just ran out of tape Miss Basso. And I think we just ran out of time. The Constable is bringing the Chief Conductor. Baldwin walks up with the Chief Conductor. JACKSON Miss English, may I speak to you for a minute. CUT TO: EXT. VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA DAY EXT. NARROW TRACK STEAMER TRAIN TO SQUAMISH INT. TRAIN STAFF CAR The Chief Conductor is having a talk with the newspaper lady Laurie English. ENGLISH Jimmy, I don't know what he told you but I haven't done a thing. Baldwin hates me. JACKSON Sorry Laurie, I must ask you to leave them alone or I'll have to confine you to this car. ENGLISH They were talking to me and I was just answering their questions. JACKSON Laurie, if I don't do what Baldwin tells me he'll report me to the Director. ENGLISH Ok, I'll find another seat but you better hang around cause they're going to approach me again. JACKSON Oh, by the way, Baldwin said you're not to go in the mine. ENGLISH No way, he can't do that. CUT TO: EXT. VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA DAY EXT. NARROW TRACK STEAMER TRAIN TO SQUAMISH INT. TRAIN OBSERVATION CAR Basso, Scott and Baldwin look up and see Laurie English sit down at another seat at the front of the car. BASSO Why is she sitting up there, we haven't finished taping her statement. BALDWIN She's been told to leave you two alone. SCOTT (interrupting) Excuse me Constable, but we're interrogating her in regards to the U.L.F. BALDWIN You don't believe any of that rubbish she was telling you, do you? BASSO We have to cover everything even the most ridiculous sounding statements. It's our job Constable and your preventing us from doing, our job. SCOTT Do we have to go over your head to get this interview? BALDWIN That won't be necessary, very well as of now she's your responsibility, if something goes wrong, you're libel not me. Baldwin walks over to English and whispers to her then walks through the door heading for the staff car. She walks back to Scott and Basso. ENGLISH That swine, he's so damn pompous and proper. Everything has to be by the book, his book. Now where were we. BASSO Mr. Ek mentioned the date of the Seattle earthquake. ENGLISH Mr. Ek said it would be in thirty days. SCOTT Did you ask him how he knew? ENGLISH Oh yes, he said back on his planet they have a program where all the Solar Systems are constantly being monitored and when they see any kind of a problem they contact the people of that planet. SCOTT When does the planet realignment or Polar Shift start? ENGLISH Mr. Ek, said 1995 and will continue through the end of the millennium. It should be over by the year 2000. SCOTT Did he tell you what we can do to survive the apocalypse? ENGLISH He said his people can relocate some of us to another planet, but we would have to be ready to go within a year. BASSO Did he say what Solar System or what planet? ENGLISH He said LO, one of the moons of JUPITER has an atmosphere very similar to EARTH, and could move some of us there. BASSO If we can get authorization to go in the mine, will you go with us? ENGLISH Oh, I don't think the constable will permit that. SCOTT Let us worry about the constable. ENGLISH I would be delighted, as long as my paper gets exclusive rights to whatever we find. BASSO We'll take care of it. So what do you say, will you go with us? ENGLISH It will be my pleasure. SCOTT I'll go find Baldwin and get his support. Scott gets up and goes through the door heading for the staff car. BASSO Have you spoken to your people about leaving earth? ENGLISH Were sort of split on that right now. Scott returns and sits down next to Basso. SCOTT You would think this is the ORIENT EXPRESS the way we have all of this intrigue and mystery! BASSO Miss English just told me Mr. Ek has offered to re-locate some of her members to LO one of Jupiter's moons. SCOTT If I'm not mistaken, LO has a lot of Volcanic activity and the atmosphere may not be as clean as Earth. ENGLISH I mentioned the same thing to him and he said the only bad air comes from being near the volcanoes, and he said there's a place near the lower hemisphere where the air is as clean as the earth. BASSO Will you be able to live off the land or will you have to take provisions? ENGLISH For hundreds of years they've been transplanting animals to LO to use as a back up Planet for a civilization that requires a stable atmosphere with oxygen and all the necessary minerals to sustain life as we know it. SCOTT In your conversation with Mr. Ek, has he ever mentioned where he's from? ENGLISH In conversation I think I've asked him what planet he's from and he said he'll tell me when he leaves. BASSO Don't you find that rather strange that he won't tell you where he's from, but is willing to re-locate your people to another planet. ENGLISH In military service you're told to give only your rank and serial number, right? SCOTT Yes, but were not the enemy? ENGLISH Mr. Ek said that for years they've been observing our planet and they find earth people are a very violent species. Two world wars in thirty years, small wars all the time, and on and on. BASSO His point is well taken. The train starts to slow down and a blast from the engines whistle is heard. A small town comes into view. SCOTT Well, it looks like were finally in Squamish! CUT TO: EXT. VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA DAY EXT. NARROW TRACK STEAMER TRAIN TO SQUAMISH EXT. TRAIN SWITCHING YARD AND STATION Baldwin has grouped his entourage together on the stations platform. BALDWIN We have an little over an hour before we get transportation to the mine, so I think it be proper we have a nice English lunch at the "BLUE BOAR" pub. I see no objections so shall we go. Scott, Basso and English are walking together and Baldwin is out front like a parade master. BALDWIN I would recommend the meat pie and a glass of their best Ale. They may have Trifle if you have a taste for it. They walk down the center of town and one of the shops gets Basso's eye. BASSO Oh, look at that quaint little shop, you guys go ahead, I'll catch up, order me a turkey sandwich, and hot tea. Basso stands in front of the shop and notices the name. BASSO What a name for a shop "INDEED" A young lady in her thirties comes out of the shop and looks at Basso. YOUNG LADY Why don't you come in and make me an offer on anything. I'm closing shop and leaving town. CUT TO: INT. SQUAMISH - THE BLUE BOAR ENGLISH PUB Baldwin struts in like an SS trooper and gets the attention of the owner. BALDWIN Top of the morning to ya LIAM McKAY, may we have one of your best tables. MCKAY I always have our best table reserved for you Constable Baldwin. The owner takes them to the table with a view of the mountain range near the town. He takes their order and brings water, Ale and tea. BALDWIN Miss English let's bury the hatchet ok. Dr. Scott will be responsible for whatever you do so I'm off the hook, as you know I'm retiring in a few years and I can't muky up my pension. ENGLISH I understand Constable, I wish I had a Pension to look forward to. SCOTT You mentioned some of the members of you organization being ready to re-locate. Are they mainstream Canadians or eccentric individuals. ENGLISH None of them are Loony Tunes if that's what you mean. BALDWIN Locate where? SCOTT In a prior conversation Miss English mentioned the visitor offered to re-locate some of the members of her organization to LO one of Jupiter's Moons. BALDWIN The visitor and his fellow slugs are probably giant maggots and are going to have her people for dinner. And they will be the main course. ENGLISH Baldwin, your a Swine. SCOTT Cut it out you two. BALDWIN I was just having a little fun. The owner walks up with their salad and appetizers. MCKAY I heard that Constable and the wife and I are thinking of being a part of the re- location project. BALDWIN Your one of them too? MCKAY Are you sure that you still want to eat here. BALDWIN I always say to each his own. MCKAY Miss English we had another landing in the Fjord last night! CUT TO: INT. SQUAMISH - THE BLUE BOAR ENGLISH PUB Basso walks in through the front door and sits down at Baldwin's table. BALDWIN Well my dear did you buy some nice trinkets from next door? MCKAY (bringing Basso her hot tea) I call that place next door, "NEEDFUL THINGS" you know like the STEPHEN KING book. BALDWIN Miss Basso, this place is so remote, the people will sell you their soul if your interested. ENGLISH I understand Constable, I know the lady next door, she's a member of my organization. BASSO That explains what she said to me. I asked her why she was liquidating her shop, and she said because of LO. So I said, what's LO, and she said all of her friends were going to LO, so why stick around. ENGLISH (pointing to the owner) So is Mr. and Mrs. Liam Mckay. BASSO Oh really, you must have a lot of your members in this town. SCOTT (looking at Baldwin) LO is one of Jupiter's Moons. BALDWIN I know, you told me about the slug wanting to re-locate them. They currently have a major problem in Seattle with giant slugs, so it looks like we ended up with one in Vancouver. ENGLISH Baldwin, you're a Blue Boar Swine. BALDWIN I'll consider that a compliment! BALDWIN Oh come now, a slug that talks? The owner walks up with their main course. MCKAY I heard that Constable, and Mr. Ek is not a giant slug, he's a symbiotic being, a shape shifter, his planet is millions of years more advanced then we are. BALDWIN Have you had conversation with Mr. Ek? MCKAY If you think I'm going to admit anything your daft, because I won't let you put me in a loony bin! BALDWIN McKay, I think you should change the name of this town to Toonville, British Columbia! CUT TO: EXT. SQUAMISH - THE SQUAMISH MINE TRAM DAY Baldwin and his entourage are in the tram headed for the mine and Basso is taking picture's with her video camera of the scenery. BALDWIN (looking at Basso) Miss Basso, you'll not have better scenery than we have here. (looking at Miss English) Even the aliens want it, whoops "Seattle Slugs". SCOTT If you can't be objective, don't say anything, ok. I don't want to have to report you to your Director. We can't do this with you constantly on her back, one more outburst with your sarcasm and we walk, then try to explain that to your Director. BALDWIN I hear you loud and clear mate! The tram driver announces they will be at the Gold Mine in five minutes. SCOTT Baldwin, I want to go in with Miss English first, make contact then I will assess the risk. If I feel it's a low risk situation, I'll come and get both of you, otherwise, I'll call Washington on my Comsat Phone and get orders on what to do. BALDWIN It's your tree and your sitting in it, I'm just an observer. ENGLISH BASSO Fine! Ok, with me. CUT TO: INT. SQUAMISH - THE SQUAMISH MINE SHAFT Scott and English are heading down the mine shaft with their miner hats on, the light on the hat is quite bright and it's throwing shadows on the walls ENGLISH Turn down this shaft we're almost there. They reach the next intersecting shaft and stop then turn and continue after two to three minutes of walking English stops. She shines her hand held light into the corner of a small closet in the shaft and they see something moving in the shadows. ENGLISH (whispering) Mr. Ek, it's Laurie English. Are you there? EK (voice resembling small child's voice) Hello Miss English, who is your friend? ENGLISH This is Mr. Scott, he's with a special branch of the United States government, for handling this sort of thing. You can trust him, I do. He will not harm you! EK Delighted Mr. Scott and what do I owe the pleasure of this visit. SCOTT There are certain people that want to protect you, and of course there are people that will try to harm you. I will do everything in my power to protect you, and you must trust me. EK Very well, what can I do for you? CUT TO: EXT. SQUAMISH - THE SQUAMISH MINE SHAFT Baldwin and Basso are sitting on bench's provided for guest's waiting for the tram. Baldwin looks at Basso and smiles. BALDWIN Miss Basso, are you and Dr. Scott planning on being in town for a few days after this mess is over? BASSO Gee, I don't know, why? BALDWIN Well, I thought you could join me for an excellent seafood dinner at the Manta Ray, one of Vancouver's better seafood restaurant. BASSO Is it all right if Dr. Scott joins us? BALDWIN Well I was just planning a quite little one-on-one. Scott calls Basso on the radio, and gives the all clear. BASSO Ok, we have the ok, let's go. BALDWIN One of us should stay out here for safety reasons, so why don't you go ahead I'll stay out here. Give me your radio and we'll stay in touch. BASSO As you wish Constable. BALDWIN Take a picture of the thing, so I have something to show the director. CUT TO: INT. SQUAMISH - THE SQUAMISH MINE SHAFT Basso is met by Scott inside the mine shaft, they walk together to where English is waiting for them. BASSO I can't believe were doing this! They arrive to see English in conversation with Mr. Ek. English turns around and faces Basso. ENGLISH Come over here Dr. Basso. Mr. Ek and I have just had a very nice conversation about Lo. I had no idea Lo was populated already. SCOTT Excuse me? ENGLISH Mr. Ek has a device like a small VCR and monitor. We were looking at videos of the current people on LO. SCOTT Mr. Ek, I want you to meet Dr. Barbie Basso, my associate. All Basso and Scott can see is something moving in the shadows. BASSO Please to meet you Mr. Ek. I mean you no harm, so I want you to feel very comfortable with me. Do you trust me? MR. EK I trust you Miss Basso. BASSO Good, I heard you say there are people on LO as we speak? MR. EK Oh, for quite some time. SCOTT Did your people rescue them from some other planet? MR. EK Yes we did. BASSO What planet did you rescue them from? MR. EK The fourth planet from your sun. You see we rescued several thousand people from that planet before their Polar Shift or Planet realignment. So we're attempting to do the same thing with your people. BASSO How do you know they will like you bringing more settlers? MR. EK The LOANIAN'S are very peaceful people and cause no trouble to anyone. We have already discussed the move with them and they will be ready to help your people make the transition. SCOTT We realize you seem to be a very peaceful person, but it's difficult for us to understand why you're going to all the trouble, what is your payment for this? MR. EK Dr. Scott, we are the keepers of this quadrant of the Universe, it's our job. CUT TO:
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