"Adam the Devil Doll Looks at Crow" by bozarth@adams.net

	Hello. I'm the song paradist. I'm going to write, now.
Well, let's cut to the chase. Every MSTie knows about Crow's
voice change. But if you look at it this way, Crow grew up.
Not convinced? Look at this chart of Trace Crow and Bill Crow

   TRACE CROW        |      BILL CROW
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Trace's crow was     | Bill is more 
 kind of squeaky     |  deep voiced         
 voiced              |  and New Jersian  
---------------------|--------------------
Trace's Crow made    | Bill Crow's worst               
 immature jokes like |  joke is, in Deadly
 in Eegah-"Why not   |  Bees, "This is                
 stick around for    |  considedered naked
 'Dream On' it's the |  in Britian."
 BREAST show on TV." |
---------------------|--------------------
Trace Crow always got| Bill Crow hardly ever
time outs            |  gets in trouble
---------------------|--------------------
Trace Crow always    | Bill Crow mimics
fell in love         |  characters he thinks
(see, he doesn't know|  are cool (like teenagers
what love is, like   |  trying to find their 
smaller kids)        |  place in life, or 
                     |  some other crap)
---------------------|--------------------------
Trace Crow also fell | Bill Crow is mostly
in love every other  |  set on Gypsy
week                 |
---------------------|-----------------------
Trace Crow was really| Bill crow was inactive
 energetic           |  and clumsy when Bill
                     |  took over (like puberty)
---------------------|--------------------------
 
   Thank you for looking at these differences. If you 
agree, then I won't be alone on this matter.
COMING SOON: The Gizmonics Enigma.