What If Mega Man Defeated All the Robot Masters? Original fanfic by Gemini Man MSTed by H Cuz (hcuz@nycap.rr.com) Co-MSTed by Ian Pugh (skypilot@ezaccess.net) Here comes MSTing #3! :D It's a crossover between Mega Man (Jap.: Rock- man) and Beast Wars, and it reads like a video game in text. I don't think there are many Mega Man fics on SVAM, but if this isn't MSTable, I don't know what is. The fanfic has three chapters, but they're short chapters, so I can get it in one part. Not so with my next MSTing... ;) Mystery Science Theater 3000 and all related characters are the property of Best Brains. I am not making any money off this MSTing. Mega Man and all related charaters are copyright Capcom. Transformers are copyright someone who is not me. (I'm sorry, I haven't seen that show in several years, so forgive me if I seem like a Trans-dolt.) Please don't sue. This MSTing belongs to me. It may be distributed freely as long as no money is made and no changes are made. "What if Mega Man Defeated All the Robot Masters" is the property of Gemini Man, and he's welcome to it. This MSTing is in no way intended to be mean towards him, however. Again, I know virtually nothing about Beast Wars, so bear with me, people. ;) And now, our feature presentation... * * * B E G I N * * * --------------------- (Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song -- Season 10) In the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space, Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in a nasty place, They need to survive the wrath of Pearl, just an evil gal who wants to rule the world, >From her castle below she sets her sights above, just to torture all her captives on the Satellite of Love! { Mike: Get... me... DOWN!!!! } "I'll send him cheesy fanfics, the worst I can find! (la la la!) He'll have to sit and watch them all, and I'll monitor his mind!" (la la la!) Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the fics begin or end (la la la!) He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends! *ZOOOOOOOM!!!* ROBOT ROLL CALL! CAMBOT! "You're on!" GYPSY! "Oh my stars!" TOM SERVO! "Check me out!" CROOOOW! "I'm different!" If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, (la la la!) Just repeat to yourself 'It's all made-up, I should really just relax', For Mystery Science Theater 3000!! *TWANNNNNG!* [DOOR SEQUENCE: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7.] Mike: Hi everyone, welcome once again to-- Tom : Mike! Mike! Guess what! I've finally done it! I've come up with a way to make money fast and easy! Mike: Oh, really? And what would that be? Tom: Well... Let me just find it here... Ah! OK. I'm going to put down the hat here and play songs on the guitar... Mike: Oh, and I throw money into the hat if I want you to play songs, right? Tom: Not quite... I'm going to sing really loud and off-key, and you have to put money in the hat if you want me to stop. OK? OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN... Mike: Servo, I'm not going to pay you to stop singing loud, off-key Britney Spears! ...I like that song! Tom: I PLAYED WITH-- WHAT?! You what? ...Oh man, this sucks! Stupid cheapskate... Mike : We'll be right back. [Commercials...] Mike: Tom... Tom : Back... street's... back... ALL RIGHT! Crow: NO! Oh gods, no! Make it stop! Make it stop!! Mike, got any extra change on you? Mike: Wh- NO! Crow: Well fine, BE that way! Mike: Hey, Pearl's calling. Pearl: ERRGGGHHH!!! Hello, Mike. Sorry if I seem a little pissed-off today, but my favorite radio station -- KBAD, the Official Radio Network For Evil Villains (tm) -- is having a country music marathon this week and I CAN'T STAND IT!! Observer : I like country music! Can I borrow your radio-- Pearl: NO!!! Crow: You know, Pearl, you may think that you're more pissed-off than usual... But I don't think that's the case. Tom: Yeah! I mean... you're always pissed-off, aren't you? Mike: Tom, ssshhh!! Tom : ...You've always been a real bitch, so I don't really notice the difference... Mike: What are you doing? You fool! Crow: Our fate is now sealed... Pearl: You got that right, goldenrod! Your fanfic today is a wonderful piece of excrement called "What If Mega Man Defeated All The Robot Masters?" It's a Mega Man crossover that will make you regret the day you were born! Brain Guy, send up the pain. Observer: Right away! Pearl: That was greatly appreciated... But... I MEANT THE FANFIC!!! Observer: All right, all right! You don't need to shout... Crow: Good work, Tom... YOU STUPID, STUPID MORON!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! Tom: Why do you always have to blame me? Maybe I should kiss up like you! Crow: What?! Why you... Mike: We'll settle this later, we have fanfic sign!! [DOOR SEQUENCE: 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.] > What if MegaMan defeated all The Robot Masters Crow: Well, if you're any good at the games, he HAS already. > Part 1 Mike : Round One. Fight! > Aggression Crow: Funny, I think I'll be feeling some soon. > By: Gemini Man Tom: As opposed to, say, Virgo Man or Libra Man. > *Note. Crow : Fanfic's been cancelled. Mike: You know that's not going to work. Crow: Hey, I can hope, can't I? > This Is An Idea I Got From A From A Contestent In My What If? Contest. Tom: The Fanfic, Or The Capitalization Of Every Word Like This? > But,The What If? Contest Is Not over. All: Joy. Crow: We're all thankful for that. > You Would Know About This If You Are A Part Of The Mailing List. Mike : And you would *know* what I did last summer. Tom : You *still* know what I did last summer. Crow: Actually, the title of that movie should have been "I Still Know What You Did Two Summers Ago". Tom: Yeah, but how snappy would that be? Mike: Oh, I don't like the looks of this. I think we'd ACTUALLY rather watch a Jennifer Love Hewitt movie than this! Crow: By golly, you're right! This is... frightening! Tom: Hold me. > I will Tell You how You Can Enter A Title At > The Last Chapter.And One More Thing, Crow : Forgive me. I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I wrote this. > in Every FanFic,Mega Man Saves The Day. Mike: Well, he's kinda the good guy and all. > So I Thought Having Dr.Wily Or Sigma Winning Would Make The Ending A > Surprise.* Crow : Except that I just gave it away... D'oh! > Mega Man Was Outside in The Park. Tom: Spray-painting graffiti on the park benches. > He Was Glad He Could Get Away From Fighting. But Deep Inside Of Him,He > Wanted To Fight. Tom: So he was glad not to be fighting, but he wanted to fight... huh? Mike : Tom, it's way too early... > Mega Man Had Had That Feeling Ever scince he Was Built. Mike: Bill Nye the "Scince" Guy? Crow: Actually, only since Dr. Wily turned evil, but never mind. > Mega Man Was Able To Ignore It At Those Times.Now It Was Harder To > Control It. Mike: He didn't MEAN to kill the nice old lady... Tom : Having control problems? Then try-- Crow: Stop right there. > Mega Man Had A Dream Once Mike : I have a dream... Tom: It was the monkeys-with-chainsaws dream again. > When He Had Destroyed The Earths Citys. Crow: Some hero you are, huh? > The Entire Earth Was No Longer A Beutiful Planet, Tom: Well, if he destroyed it... > It Was A Waste Land. Crow: Yes, even fanfics contain environmental messages. > Mega Man Thought About That. Mike: It made his head hurt. > Just Then Mega Man Heard A Explosion. Tom: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when Mega Man thinks. > He Turned Around And Saw Crash Man, Napalm Man,Drill Man, And Magnet Man > Blowing Up Buildings. Crow: 'Cause they're, y'know, evil. It's what they do. Tom : Hey, it's a living. > Mega Man started Charging Up His Mega Buster.Mega Man Fired A Level 8 > Shot At Magnet Man. Tom: So the Robot Masters were rampaging around and didn't even notice their arch-nemesis. Yeah, that makes sense. Crow: Doesn't the Mega Buster only have 3 levels of charge? Mike: Guys, I've warned you about trying to make sense of these fanfics. > Magnet Man Was Almost Scraped(When I Mean Scraped,I Mean Destroyed). Tom: No, when you say scraped, you mean "scrapped". Crow: That, or Magnet Man is REALLY flimsy. > Magnet Man's Enter Arm Mike: Any idea what that's supposed to be? Crow: Maybe he's made out of a keyboard. > Was Riped Off. Tom: Ooh, look! The Robot Masters are starting to ripen. > You Could See Most Of His Circits! Mike: Not to mention the Eiffel Tower. > "Owww!That Hurt.That Hurt". Crow: After having his arm ripped off, you'd think so. Tom: Magnet Man sounds like a wimp. "Ow, that hurt, that hurt." > Magnet Man Said. > "Shut Up!" All: No!! > Mega Man Said As He Fired A Level Eight. Tom: A Level Eight fire spell. He'd crossed-over with an RPG. > Magnet Man Exploded In Flames. Tom: See? Fire spell. Mike: I guess it makes more sense than exploding into ice. > "What'll It Be!"Said Napalm Man. Mike: A large soda! Tom: And a burger! Crow : Would you like fries with that? > Mega Man Shot A Level 10 Shot Napalm Man. Tom: Well that makes perfect... huh? So did Mega Man shoot the Level 10, or did the Level 10 shoot Napalm Man, or... Crow: And I still want to know since when Mega Man could charge that high. > Napalm Man Blew Sky High. > "Who Wants To Be Crow : A Millionaire? > Next!?"Mega Man Said With a Growl Tom: No, no, that's: WHO'S NEXT?! Mike: You're pretty good at that. > Chew On This Mega Dweeb!" Crow : Tastes like chicken. > Crash Man Said As He Fired A Crash Bomb. > Mega Man Grab The Crash Bomb And Threw It At Crash Man. Mike: Can Mega Man do that? Tom: No, but that's just a minor detail. Crow: You mean, like the whole lack of past tense? Tom: Something like that. > Crash Man Was Almost Scrape. Tom: Is that like "frappe"? Scrap-pay! > Mega Man Fired A Level Three Shot At Him Crash Man Exploded With His Head > Flying Sky High. Crow : I can see my house from heeeere...! Mike : Fatality. > Drill Man Looked Around Himself. Tom : Damn, lost one of my contacts... > He Then Ran In Fear. Crow : Mommy, help me! He's scaring me! > Mega Man Fired The Most Powerful Shot He Ever Shot. Tom : Kame-hame-HAAAAAAA! > He Shot A Level 20. Mike: But it took so long to charge up, Drill Man was long gone by the time Mega Man fired. > He Fired At Drill Man.When The Flames Were Gone Nothing,Not A Part Of > Drill Man Was Left. Crow: He had died, and taken the laws of physics with him. > Mega Man Blew His Cannon. > "That'll Teach Them."Mega Man Said. Tom : Two plus two is TWO! > At Skull Castle, Mike: Stately Wayne Manor! > "Dr.Wily!Look At These Tape I Got Crow : Cool, man! Duct tape! > From The Remains Of Crash Mans Head." Tom: So Crash Man has a tape recorder in his head. Um, okay. > Said Jupitor. Crow: It's Mako-chan! Tom: No, see, it's "Jupitor". Who that is, I have no idea. > "Let Me See It If Its That Importent!"Said Dr.Wily Mike: Well, at least he doesn't have the annoying German accent from the cartoon. > Jupitor Put The Tape In The Veiwer. Mike : Nothing's happening. Crow : Try pushing "play". > On The Screen Mega Man Blowing Up Some Robot Masters. Tom: They're playing Mega Man 7. Or 4. Or 8. Heck, any of them. > "My God! Crow: They killed Kenny! Mike: You bastards! > **** You Mega Man!"Dr.Wily Said In Amzment. Tom: Um, usually you curse when you're angry. Not amazed. Crow: Maybe Dr. Wily is amazingly angry? > "I'm Afrid It's True,Rember When You Used To Work With Light?"Said > Jupitor Mike : You mean the time I tried to change the light bulb? What about it? Crow: Hey.... Hey Servo, I'm afrid you didn't rember to clean your room. Tom: But I worked so well with light! > "Yes.Go On."Said Dr.Wily In Curiest. Crow: Are we trying to grasp the word "curiosity"? > "You Put A Chip In Him That Would Make Him The Best War Machine."Said > Jupitor Tom: Well, that was smart. Mike: I have a hard time imagining that can be accomplished with a single chip. > "That Was What Made Him Able To Do A Level 20 Blast."Said Jupitor Agine. Crow : Wait a minute, I already know all this. Why am I asking you? Tom : Man, my memory ain't what it used to be. > "Can We Repair Them?"Asked Dr.Wily. Crow: Hey, what are we talking about here? Could we stay on a topic and STICK with it, please?! > "I'm Afrid The Staus Chip Was Destroyed Tom: That, and the spell-checker. > So No.Said Jupitor > "Hmmm...Get The Predacons, Tom: The... Predacons? Mike: As in... All: 'Beast Wars' crossover! Aaaaagh!! > we Will Give Dr. Light And His Little Friends Crow: And his little dog too! > Some Help." Said Dr.Wily Mike: Yeah, I can just SEE Dr. Wily and the Predacons helping Dr. Light. Tom: Well, Wily did work with Light originally... Crow: I'd say something, but I have no idea WHAT the hell is going on. Tom: No, that was our last fanfic, remember? Crow: Shut up, Servo. > What if MegaMan defeated all The Robot Masters Crow: Well, then, we wouldn't have to go through this, would we? > Part 2 All: Electric Boogaloo. > Choas And Justice Mike: Mob justice? > By: Gemini Man Crow: So that's what he did after Mega Man 3. > At Skull Castle, > "Hmm Around 60 Robot Masters And About 20 Predacons...Yes!"Megatron Said > With A Grin. Mike: Would you like fries with that? > "All The Flyers Should Go First Megatron."Said Blackarchina. Tom: Which means they'll be the cannon fodder. > "Shade Man,Jupitor,Inferno,Buzz Saw,Waspinator,Insecticon,Terrosaur. Mike: Sneezy, Happy, Dopey! > Go To Dr.Lights Lab And Destroy It!"Megatron Said. Crow: Simple, but effective. > "You Heard Him,Now Go!"Commanded Dr.Wily. Mike: And thus began Wily's descent to "lackey". > All The Flying Robots Went Out The Skylight Of The Gaint Fortress. Tom: Skull Castle has a skylight? Mike: No, but obviously "Gaint Fortress" does. > Minutes Later At The Lab, All : Welcome to Dexter's Laboratory! > "Mega Man! Mike: Quick! To the Batmobile! > Were Getting Pred And Dr.Wily All Over The Scanners!"Dr.Light Said In > Terror. Tom : Uh... That's just mustard from your sandwich, doc. > "Huh?Let Me See!"Mega Man Said As He Rushed To The Control Panel. Crow: Thinking that he would find free porn. > "As If That Wasn't Enogh.There Are Ones Coming On The Ground!"Dr.Light > Said Again. Mike: The British are coming! The British are coming! > Dr.Light Called The Maximals And Teleported Them Into The Lab. Tom: Without warning them or anything. Crow: If Dr. Light can contact the Maximals, why does he need Mega Man any- way? > "Woo Mommaa!"Said Cheetor In Amazment. Mike: Roll mis-interpreted that comment, and smacked him one. Hilarity ensued. > "Maximals Transform For Battle!"Optimus Primle Said. Crow : But I don't wanna. I have a headache today. > The Maximals Transformed. > This Battle Would Be Differnt Then The Last. Tom: For whom? Mega Man? Dr. Light?? The Maximals??? Mike: Tom, calm down! > All The Maximals Came To Help Mega Man. Crow: But they all lost anyway. Real shame, that. > "Lets Move!"Mega Man Shouted As He Charged Outside. Tom : *WHACK* Ow! Since when was there a door there? > The Maximals And His Fellow Friends Who Could Fight Charge Outside Also. Mike: Well that makes perfect.... HUH? Crow: I think he means that all of Mega Man's battle helpers ran outside along with the Maximals. > Outside The Lab, > The Flying Robots Which Just Had Come In Range Fired At The Party. Mike: Kegger? > Beat Rammed Waspintor. > "Ah-h-h-h!Waz-z-zpinator Down!" Crow: Well, Gemini Man got Waspinator's dialogue down pat... > Waspinator Shouted As He Fell 120 Feet high. Tom: So did he fly up 120 feet higher than he was originally, or was he using drugs? Crow: Maybe Gravity Man was in the area. > "You-u-u-u Make Buzz Saw Mad!" Mike : You're not my friend anymore! > Buzz Saw Shouted As He Droped Bombs Down On Cheetor And Mega Man. > Here's A Early X-Mas Preasnet!" Tom: I dunno, I like presents better. > Cheetor Shouted As He Blasted Shade Man. Mike: I don't think I ever got THAT for Christmas... Crow: In this case, it truly IS better to give than to receive. > Shade Man Fell Like A Rock. Tom : The Rock is about to lay the SMACK down on your robot poo ass! > He Was Easily Shot At.He Blew Up Before He Could Hit The Ground. Crow: Oohh! Fireworks! > Then The Rest Of Predacons And Robot Masters Came From The Ground. Tom: Great, now it's turning into "The Mole People". Mike: All we need now is John Agar and a flashlight and it'll be perfect. > "Wolfang,Cheetor,Polar Claw. Give Me Back Up.I'm Going To Destroy The > Flyers. Mike: Leave Eric Lindross out of this! > Optimus Primle Said As He Rocketed Into The Sky. Tom: Looks like Optimus Prime is blasting off agaiiiiiin...! > Inferno Amied Crow: Now what's Sailor Mercury doing here? > At Optimus And Fired.His Shot Was Sucessful. Tom: This is SO dramatic.... > "Optimus!"Wolfang Screamed. Crow: This scene is so dramatic. I think I'm gonna cry. Mike: What's the big deal anyway? Optimus is a robot. He can be rebuilt. > Wolfang Rapidly Fired His Blaster At Inferno. > Inferno Who Was Tom: A regular nutcase. > Hit Twice Fell From The Sky Just Like Optimus. Scince All : Bill Nye, the Science Guy! > Optinus Was Knocked Out Of commsion.Wolfang Would Lead The Maximals now. Mike: The movie "Any Given Sunday" comes to mind for some reason. > "Were Out Numbered!Got Any Ideas Leader?"Said Cybershark. Crow: Out Numbered. Numbered Out. > "Yea! How About Staying Alive!Wolfang Replied. Crow: Well, it's something to work off of. Tom : Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' aliiiive! > "Good Idea!"Said Mega Man All: Naw. > Who Was Listen To There Conversation. Mike: Mega Man, it's impolite to eavesdrop! > Mega Man Fired A Level 9 Shot At Ballada.Ballada Blew Up. Crow: All that easy, huh? > Proto Man Fired A Level 8 Shot At Ice Man, Blowing Him Sky High. Tom: Oh, now it's just random destruction! > Tango Curled Up And used The Tom: ...Force. > Sawblades And Cut Up A Dozen Of There Enimes. Crow: Are those anything like enemas? > Proto Man Got Hit By A Hit From Bass. Mike: Instead of getting hit by a shot from Bass. Tom: Or getting shot by a plasma bullet from Bass. Crow: Guest-written by Captain Redundancy. > Bass Fired Again Blowing Protoman Up. > "Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"Mega Man Screamed. Crow: Is it Gemini Man, or Dr. Thinker? You be the judge. Mike: Oh, come on. Dr. Thinker's action scenes were better than this. Tom: For what that's worth. > Mega Man Fired A Level 20 Shot At Bass. > Bass Was No More.Not Even One Small Peice Remained Of Bass. Tom: So basically, a Level 20 shot bends the laws of physics. > Iquanas Blew Beat Up. Mike: Which leaves... who? Crow: Don't ask me. > "Heck!There 's More Of Them Then Us!How Are We Supposed To Win!Huh?Said > Rattrap. Crow: Rattrap, ever the optimist. > "Face It Wolf,There Going Dog Us Untile They See Us Died." Tom : So dogs are going to make them remove tiles as they watch them die??? > Said Cybershark With Saddness. > "Proto Man,Can You Beam Dr.Light To Dr.Cosoack's?"Wolfang Asked. Mike: That could be difficult since he blew up a few lines ago. Crow : I'm getting better! > "I Can Try."Proto Man Said. Tom : Never mind that I'm dead. > "Did It... > "Good.Mega Man!Hit The Lab's Selfdestruct Button On Your Belt. Crow: Why would Mega Man have a self-destruct button on his belt? Tom: You know... just in case. > Wolfang Said. > "But..."Mega Man Began. Mike : I don't HAVE a self-destruct button for the lab... > 'No Buts,Just Do It!"Said Wolfang. Tom: Any day now, he'll be in sneaker ads. > Mega Man Hit The Botton. Crow : Push the button, Mega Man! > The Lab Exploded In Flames. Tom: So what does this accomplish? Mike: I dunno... Makes the Predacons' job easier? > What if MegaMan defeated all The Robot Masters > > Part 3 > > After The Bomb Mike: Wild Wild West? Crow: Not that type of bomb, Mike. > By: Gemini Man > > "Back To Skull Castle!They Are Destroyed!"Shouted Megatron. All : Huzzah! > All The Predacons And Robot Masters That Were Functioning Went Back To > Skull Castle. Tom: They have to make curfew. Dr. Wily doesn't like his robots staying out late. > "That Was Close!"Armordillo Said > "Yea,Well Were Are We Going To Stay. Crow: Best Western! > The Lab Is Totalled.And Dr.Light Was In The Lab!"Said Mega Man Tom: Well then, maybe you shouldn't have blown it up! Crow: Whatever happened to the First Rule of Robotics? > "Dr.Light Is At Dr. C's,Remeber?"RazorBeast Said > "Oh...yea."Said Mega Man All : Wah wah wahhhhh. > "I Don't Won't To Disturb Are Reauion. Mike : Then shut up. > But Here They Come!There Coming Back!"Rattrap Said Fear. All : Fear! > The Maximals And Mega Man Ran For The Bushes. Tom : Run for the bushes, Mega Man... Crow: Isn't that "Run for the hills"? Tom: Whatever. > In The Sky Terrosaur And Buzz Saw Were Talking. Mike : Man, Voyager sucked yesterday. > "Megatron And Dr.Wily Are Going To Want Some Proof."Said Terrosaur. Crow : Well, there's this stain on the dress... Mike: Don't go there. > "Buzz Saw Got Mega Man's Head!"Said Buzz Saw with Pleasure. Tom : I'm gonna mount it on my wall! Crow : Fine, but I get the drumsticks. > "Hey! Thats Mine Bug Face!"Terrosaur Said With Anger. Mike : Mine! Minemineminemineminemine! > They Swooped Down To Were They Were Battling. Crow: Wow. When those two argue, they REALLY argue. Mike: I think Gemini Man means "They swooped down to where the earlier battle had taken place". Crow: Oh. > "Hey!Were Mega Man Head Go?"Buzz Saw Said With Confusion. Tom: Well, it was on his neck last time I checked. > "Right Here!"Said Mega Man Mega Man With A Evil Smirk. Crow: There are TWO Mega Mans now! Mike: "Gemini" Man's influence on the story becomes apparent. > Mega Man Shot Two Level Three Shots At The Predacons. Crow: Two... three? What...? > Mega Man Then Fired Two Level Five Shots At Them,Sending Them A Mile Away > From Them. Tom: No more, no less. One mile. > Mega Man Then Saw The Remains Of His Brother. Mike: Hold it. Protoman blew up, then he got ret-conned back a couple lines later, and now he's back to being blown up? Crow: Yep. Mike: OK. Just making sure. > He Picked Up The Teleporter His Brother Once Owned And Put It On. Tom : Oh, I can't wear this. It's too big. > "Every Body Grab Onto Me!"Mega Man Said. Crow: Robot yaoi? Mike: Let's not go there. > All The Remaining Maximals Grabed Onto Him. > Mega Man Teleported With All His Friends. Mike: And the Maximals, also. > At Dr.C's Lab, > "Huh?Dr.Light, Howed Did You Get Here?"Dr Cocksoack Tom: "Cocksoack"? Crow: No comment. None. > Said In Amzment.. > "I Must Of Been Teleported Here."Dr.Light Replyed. > Mega Man And The Maximals Teleported In. Mike : Honey, we're home! > "We Teleaported You Here."Said Mega Man. Crow: Teleaportation, the newest thing! > "What For?"Dr.Light Asked. > "We Had To Blow The Lab Up."Said Tigatron. Tom : Oh, well isn't that... the HELL?! > "It Was The Only Way."Mega Man Said. Crow: Some people will do ANYTHING these days for a parking space. > "I Understand."Said Dr.Light. Tom : ...That you're a total moron. > Just Then The Lab Rumbled. > "Huh?Whats That?!"Growled Dinobot. Mike: The supposed plot. > Then Part Of The Wall Exploded,Leaving Dust And Smoke. > A figure Appeared, Tom : I am Batman. > It Was Bomb Man. Crow: Who, true to his name, blew up. > "It's Free! 20 Bombs For Free!" Tom : Offer not valid in 49 states. Some restrictions may apply. Add $50,000 for shipping and mishandling. Offer ends April 30th. > Said Bomb Man As He Threw Around 20 Bombs At Everybody Mike: He didn't plan on the Maximals and Mega Man throwing them back at him, though. > "Shut Up!"Said Mega Man As He Fired A Level 8 Shot. > Bomb Man Blew Up. Mike: Well, he is "Bomb" Man... Crow: Er, Mega Man? You might want to do something about those 20 bombs... just a suggestion. > But More robot Masters Appered Once He Blew Up. Crow: They appear-ed. > Mega Man Teleaported Dr.Light And Dr.C To The Palace Of Power. Tom : Oh, don't tell me we're bringing THAT in here too. > Airazor Fired A Missile At Top Man. Crow: Any relation to the Top Cat? > Top Man Lost 75% Of His Arm. Mike: No more, no less. > After A Minute Of Fighting The Predacons Showed Up. > "We Can't Hold Out Forever Wolfang,But We Can Give Them One Gaint Repair > Bill!"Said CyberShark. Tom : If I could only remember where I put it. > "Maximals,Split Up And Move Around!"Commanded Wolfang. > The Maximals Splited Up And Went Into The Halls Of The Lab. Tom : Dang, I keep forgetting where the bathrooms are... > "I Don't Like The Feeling I'm Getting."Said Rattrap Crow : I have SUCH a hangover. > Suddnely Shadow Man Shot Him With A Shadow Blade. Tom: Don't you usually THROW blades? > Rattrap Fell Livelessly On The Ground. Mike: Yeah, this story hasn't been real lively. > "Way You Little!" Tom: Homer Simpson? What's he doing here? > Said Razorbest Who Was With Him. Crow: Razor-best! He's the BEST! > Razorbeast Fired His Gun At The Same Time Shadow Man Fired Two Shadow > Blades Razorbeast And Shadow Man Blew Up. Mike : Double K.O. Crow: And so quickly! > A Few Feet Away Mega Man Set Three Bombs.They Were Going To Blow In Three > Minutes! Tom: What about those other 20 bombs that Bomb Man threw? You still haven't done anything about those. Mike: Maybe they were all duds. > "Run! Bombs! Crow : Run away, little bombs! Run and be free! > There Going To Blow In Three Minutes"Mega Man Shouted. Tom: As that has already been established. > Everybody In The Lab Was Running To Get Out. Mike: Insert footage of mass hysteria here. > The Building Blew Up. Tom: So no one escaped? > Only Mega Man,Cybershark,Rhinox,Megatron,Bright Man, Snakeman, And Elec. > Man Escaped. Tom: Oh. Crow: Is this going to be on the test? > Mega Man Now Was Going After Wily... Mike : Gimme back my lunch money! [DOOR SEQUENCE: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7.] Mike: Geez, who would have thought that were so many evil robots to keep track of?! It's all too confusing to keep track of... Crow: Mike, we have a confession to make. Mike: Hoo boy. Well, let's get it over with... What is it? Crow: Servo, Gypsy, and I just discovered that we're all really evil Robot Masters made by Dr. Wily. I'm Golden Lacrosse Stick Man. Tom : I'm Gumball Machine Man. Gypsy : And I'm Giant Vacuum Cleaner Thing Man! Mike: What?! That's ridiculous! I've never heard of any of those! Tom: Oh sure, we haven't been used YET. Crow: We should be appearing somewhere around... umm... Gypsy: Mega Man 82. Crow: Yeah. Mike: Uh-huh... So do you have any special powers? Tom: Well... no. Mike: And why is Gypsy called Giant Vacuum whatever Man when she's not even a man? Gypsy: Well, if you're gonna be TECHNICAL... Crow: Mike, you're so naive... all evil robots have to be something man. Tom: Yeah... Ice Cream Man, Kitchen Sink Man, All That And A Bag Of Chips Man, Bat Man... no wait, that's taken... Crow: It's like a tradition with Dr. Wily... Mike: Speaking of evil villains who don't know when to give up, Pearl is calling. [Castle Forrester] Pearl: I do so know when to give up... I just choose not to... By the way, is my radio still playing country music? [SoL] Mike: No... Crow: We switched it to the all-silence station. Mike: You mean you turned the radio off. Crow: Whatever. [Castle Forrester] Pearl: Well, fine. Send it back, then. [SoL] Mike: How do we send it-- Observer: Where's the radio? Tom: I don't know, Crow was the last one who had it. Crow: What? I thought you were! Tom: No, you were! Observer: Look, just tell me where the radio is so I can take it and leave... Crow: We don't know. I distinctively remember NOT being the last one with the radio! Tom: Yeah, well your memory can bite me! Observer : Pearl, I'm coming back up. This is going nowhere, and I have much more important things to do than to stand around and listen to a couple of primitive machines bickering. Gypsy: Oh wait, I was the last one using it! I put it-- hey, where'd he go? [Castle Forrester] Pearl: Never mind. Brain Guy, go tell Bobo to buy me another radio. Pearl: As for you, Nel-stun, you just enjoy yourself... Rest assured, the next fanfic is going to be the one that does you in... Once I find out what that fanfic is. Later. [Roll ending credits.] * * * E N D I N G N O T E S * * * ----------------------------------- Three MSTings down. This one seemed like a natural choice to MST. I can't decide which fanfic to tackle next... Kamek's Revenge is HUGE, and if it takes me too much time I may just dump it and let someone else have it. SPECIAL THANKS GO OUT TO: IAN PUGH! My co-MSTer. Thanks for filling in the gaps. ^_^ DISKMASTER! Gave me the idea for the last host segment. MY SISTER SARAH! For her unwelcome-- yet valid-- suggestions & critiques. JOEL HODGSON! For starting it all! BEST BRAINS INC. & THE SCI-FI CHANNEL! For continuing to bring us MST3K. ;) LYNXARA, THE FLASHMAN, & DINOBOT! Theirs was the first MSTing I ever read. Yep, that's right, it was (shudder) THAT fanfic. But don't pity me... these guys (and girl) did a great job of ripping it apart. ;P TIMOTHY MCLEES! For posting this on his awesome site! ALL THE OTHER MSTERS OUT THERE! For the inspiration! :) GEMINI MAN... For not flaming me. ;P ALL YOU PEOPLE READING THIS! Yes, you!! After all the time I spend on this, I'm grateful for people like you who take the time to read my work. After all, that's my intent for writing! :D So what did you think? I want to know if you liked this MSTing. Send feedback to hcuz@nycap.rr.com! Remember, all flames, spams, and porn will be deleted on sight. Copy-and-paste... a must-have for any lazy MSTer. ^_^ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- My MSTings so far: MSTing #1: "Lost in the Multiverse". Well, Chapters 26-55 anyway. A multi- crossover in which the Sailor Senshi battle Kamek the MagiKoopa, most famous for his role in the Nintendo game "Yoshi's Island". MSTing #2: "What the Hell is Going On?" An aptly-titled ReBoot/DBZ cross- over which will make your head spin. MSTing #3: "What if Mega Man Defeated All the Robot Masters?" That would be this one. ;P MSTings I have planned for the future: (Note: I removed the numbering system since some fanfics might go up sooner than I'd thought.) "Kamek's Revenge!" The sequel to "Lost in the Multiverse". This one could take a while, but it's even more MSTable than the original. Plus, I'll have experience on my side for this one. However, if I find it TOO big I may decide to only MST part of it. "Neon Exodus Evangelion 2:4" ...But only the DJ/Asuka lemon scene, since the rest of the chapter wasn't all THAT bad. No, really. "Scouts Grow Up" A story with no real plot to speak of. Basically, the Sailor Scouts all wish to be hundreds of feet tall and (for some odd reason) more well- proportioned than is humanly possible. Their clothes tear off, and... It's just WEIRD. "The Return of Mr. X" Another Mega Man fic, sent to me by Ian. :) "The Cutey Honey Sleep Tight Story" My first MSTing of a full-fledged lemon. It uses just about every lemon cliché in the books, and it's relatively mild, so it should be a good first lemon MSTing for me. :) "Reploid And Human Love" A Mega Man self-insertion fic, complete with a lemon scene. I found it courtesy of the message board. MORE TO COME! :D ALSO... "Mystery Battle of the Video Game Heroes Theater" This is a little experiment of mine, based on my Web site. Some assorted video game characters riff various... stuff related to my Web site. First target: a transcript of a flame war in the chat room. I'll try not to use to many in-jokes, and if I do, I'll try and explain them... as I say, it's an experiment. ^_^ Until the next time! ;) --H Cuz hcuz@nycap.rr.com STINGER: "Maximals,Split Up And Move Around!"Commanded Wolfang.