<6 5 4 3 2 @> > > 21 EXT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT 21 > > The Rangers climb a mountain path, all of them looking > alarmed. Up ahead, there's a PILLAR OF BLACK SMOKE rising > from the Command Center. > > > 22 INT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT 22 > > The place is trashed -- there's SMOKING debris, ravaged > panels, exposed wires and mechanisms. The kids move through > the wreckage in numb silence. > > TOMMY (barely audible) > ... what happened here?... > > Adam spots Alpha's arm protruding from a mound of rubble. TOM: Woo-hoo! Alpha's dead! All: > > ADAM > Guys! MIKE: Yes? > > The kids quickly uncover the battered robot. > > BILLY > Alpha, are you okay?! TOM: Pleasesayno, pleasesayno, plasesayno.... > > ALPHA 5 > I'll GET you my pretty, and your > little DOG toa!! > > BILLY > He must've blown an anitromic > demodulator! CROW: Gee, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing. > > KIMBERLY (stunned) > Oh, no... TOM: Oh, like she even understands what Billy said! > > Everybody follows Kimberly's gaze, thunderstruck expressions > coming over them. MIKE: Followed by lightning and a 30% chance of rain. > > Laying on a destroyed bed of crystals is Zordon. TOM: You will bow before me, son of Jor-El! > He is still a > SHIMMERING SPECTRAL being, only now he s aged a good fifty > years. MIKE: As opposed to a bad 50 years. > > The kids stand over him, forlorn. > > AISHA > ... What's happening to him?' > > BILLY > Outside of his time warp he's > aging at a vastly acellerated > rate! MIKE: COOL! > > KIMBERLY > We have to help him! > > Zordon opens his eyes. CROW: Oh, damn- you kids are still here. > > ZORDON > ... Rangers... thank goodness > you're safe. > > The kids drop down beside him. > > TOMMY > We have to get you back inside > your time warp. ALL: Let's do the Time Warp again! > > ZORDON > I'm afraid that's impossible... > The power has been destroyed. > It's gone... The Zords, the > weapons... all of it. ALL: Woo-hoo! > (beat) > The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers MIKE: Yes, please do. > are no more. All: > > The kids are stunned. Kimberly gently takes Zordon's hand. TOM: Ewww... He's gonna want that back, ya know. > > KIMBERLY > Zordon... you can't leave us. TOM: You haven't seen the Turbo episodes, have ya, Kim? Not only CAN he leave you, but he did! MIKE: Thanks for that tidbit of info, Tom. TOM: Any time, Mike. > Ever since you came into our > lives... you've been like another > father `to us all.- CROW: Oh, so THAT'S why my real name is "Zordon, Jr"! > > ZORDON > ... You must be strong... MIKE: And try to hang on... CROW: Wow, two Rocky Horror references in the same scene! > Ivan > almost overthrew the planet > once... and now I'm afraid he > has the strength to see his > scheme through. TOM: Well, hey, at least he finishes what he starts. > > Zordon closes his eyes. Tommy puts a hand on Kimberly's > shoulder. MIKE: Probably the same hand Kim took from Zordon a few lines ago. > The kids slowly rise, all of them looking utterly > despondent. Billy turns to Alpha. CROW: Yeah, I can see Billy being into- MIKE: Don't finish that thought, please. CROW: Well... Since you said "please". > > BILLY > what're we going to do? 'BOTS: Panic! AHHH!! > > ALPHA 5 > I do not LIKE Green Eggs and Ham! > I do not like them, Sam-I-am! TOM: So, basically, Alpha is only slightly less useful and incomprehensible than usual. > > Billy opens a panel on Alpha's back, makes an adjustment. > Alpha's head rolls back like he's going to sneeze. > > ALPHA 5 > Ah-Ah-Ahhhh-CHOO!! ALL: Gesundheit! > > SPARKS BURST from where his nose should be. He SNIFFS. CROW: Whew! You guys need a shower! > > ALPHA 5 > Thanks, Billy. > > Rocky hands Alpha a hanky, Alpha wipes his nose area. MIKE: Ewww... TOM: I guess this is what they meant by "different levels of snot". > > ADAM > There has to be something we can > do. > > TOMMY > Come on, guys, think! TOM: Wha? > > Aisha turns to Alpha. CROW: Well, now- MIKE: Enough, Crow... > > AISHA > Alpha. Is there any way we can > defeat this monster? Any way at > all? TOM: You could show him a bunch of Zeo episodes and bore him to death. > > ALPHA 5 > ... Perhaps there is a way... I > have heard tales of another > power. MIKE: There is... another! > > ADAM > What?! TOM: Which word didn't you understand? CROW: Probably all of them. TOM: No, that's ROCKY who's the monumental idiot. CROW: Oh. MY mistake. > > ALPHA 5 > ... They say that somewhere > beyond the Hyperion Constellation > there exists a mythological power > that is beyond all comprehension. MIKE: Well now, that makes sense- they'll look for a mythological power beyond all comprehension to battle an evil beyond all comprehension. CROW: I just don't understand any of this... TOM: Oh, good one, Crow. > > TOMMY > How can we get to it? > > ALPHA 5 > As the legend goes, the power is > impossible to obtain. CROW: Well then why are you telling us about it?!? > > ROCKY > We have to try, Alpha. It's our > only hope. MIKE: But it's _impossible_ to obtain... > > Alpha shakes his head. > > ALPHA 5 > It's far too dangerous. Zordon > would never allow it. TOM: I got news for ya, bubble-head, Zordon's not really in a position to argue right now... > > AISHA > If we don't try, Zordon won't > survive! > > ADAM > If Ivan Ooze isn't stopped, > nobody will survive. > > Alpha heaves a sigh. > > ALPHA 5 > Ay, yi, yi, yi. MIKE: ARGH! > (beat) > The legend speaks of a Master > Warrior who lives on the planet > Phaedos... This is the only > person who knows the secrets of > the power. > > AISHA > How can we reach Phaedos? CROW: Easy; it's the second star to the right, and straight on till morning. > > Alpha heaves a SIGH. MIKE: As does the audience. > > ALPHA 5 > Zordon's going to have my > orbicular spheroids when he hears > out about this! MIKE: And you know how painful THAT can be! TOM: Well, actually... > > The kids exchange curious looks as Alpha opens a compartment > and removes a vile CROW: "A vile" what? > filled with RADIOLUMINESCENT ENERGY. > > ALPHA 5 > This is an emergency reserve of > morphonic emissions. It should TOM: "Moronic emissions"? Mike: Ewwww... > be enough to get -you there. > > He approaches a damaged panel, loads in the vile. MIKE: So, these people are writing movie scripts, and they don't even know the difference between "vile" and "vial"? > > ALPHA 5 > There is one problem. I only > have enough reserve to send you > Phaedos... I can't bring you > back. MIKE: So they'll be stuck there, right? And this is bad- why? > > ADAM > So how do we get back? > > Alpha gives them a grim look. TOM: And heaves a sigh? > > ALPHA 5 > ... You'll have to pray that the > legends are true. > > Alpha keys in coordinates. > > ALPHA 5 > You're sure you want to do this?! > The Rangers share purposeful looks. TOM: Alpha says that? > > TOMMY > It's our only hope. MIKE: Help me, Obi-... Aw, skip it. > > Alpha shakes his head, punches in the final codes. > > ALPHA > Safe journey, Rangers! > > He pulls a lever. TOM: There's 50 ways to love your lever! > > ALPHA 5 > BE CAREFUL!! MIKE: Nice knowing you! See you in Hell! > > The kids TRANSFORM INTO SIX STREAKS OF COLOR AND BLAST 0FF > THROUGH THE CEILING. Alpha shakes his head in despair. TOM: They're gonna come back- I just know it. > > ALPHA 5 > Ay, yi, yi, yi. They're DOOMED!! ALL: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! > > 23 thru 27 OMITTED TOM: Aw, man! Those scenes could've been GOOD, too! MIKE: I wouldn't bet on it. > > 28 EXT. EARTH - NIGHT 28 > > We see the SIX COLORED STREAKS BLAST away from earth and SHOOT > PAST the moon. MIKE: ...running smack into a cow. > > The CAMERA MOVES IN on Zedd's ominous palace which rises up > out of the tortured landscape. Zedd, Rita, Mordant and Goldar > are standing on the balcony. MIKE: Oh, Romeo, Romeo... > > 29 INT. ZEDD'S PALACE - NIGHT 29 TOM: Zedd's Palace: After Dark. > > Zedd, Rita and their minions are inside Zedd's dark palace > Goldar looks through Rita's telescope as Rita rants. > > RITA (outraged) > How could he let them slip > through his hands?! He's no > better than the rest of the hired > help around here! > > Goldar looks up from the telescope. CROW: I LOVE it when Scorpina forgets to close the drapes when she changes... > > GOLDAR > According to the TX Tracker, > they're headed for Phaedos. > > ZEDD > I'm gonna fire that slimeball so > fast his not gonna know what hit > him! > > Ivan sweeps regally into the room. > > IVAN > Hi, honey, I'm home ! MIKE: Thanks for the warning! > > RITA > You garlic-sucking DINGLEBRAIN! > The Rangers are going after the > Great Power > (to Zedd) > I thought you said this guy was > the Master of Disaster? > (to Ivan) > He's nothing but a slime- > infested, jelly-bellied blob of -- > > Ivan SNAPS his hand -- a WAD OF OOZE FLIES OUT, SPLATS RITA > across the mouth, muffling her. ALL: > > RITA > Rrgh mmffpprr brghuh!! > > ZEDD > How dare you?! Nobody shuts up > Rita but me! MIKE: Spousal abuse is FUN! > > IVAN > Sorry, slick, there's been a > slight'change of plans. > (arms out in trademark stance) > The "booger man" is taking over. MIKE: Ewwww... TOM: Gratuitous snot joke #3! > > Ivan drops regally into Zedd's chair. CROW: How do you "drop" regally? > > ZEDD > Nobody double-crosses Lord Zedd > and lives! > > Mordant slips behind Goldar, using him as a shield. > > MORDANT > Zedd's gonna kick this snotball > into next week! > > Zedd SHOOTS A BLAST from his staff -- Ivan is COVERED IN > SPARKS. > > IVAN > Ooooh, that tickles! CROW: Oh, this is so wrong... > > Ivan raises his hands and the sparks DISAPPEAR. > > IVAN > My turn. > > > He ZAPS Rita and Zedd, and with a BRILLIANT FLASH, THEY'RE > GONE. TOM: Damn! And they're the BEST villains this show has ever had! > > Mordant moves to a snow-globe on the table, his mouth falling > open. Zedd and Rita are INSIDE IT!! > > Rita wipes the ooze off her mouth, RANTS IN A MUNCHKIN VOICE. ALL: We are the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild... > > RITA > This is all your fault! If you'd > taken me out tonight like you > were suposed to, none of this > would've happened. > > Ivan turns menacingly to Goldar and Mordant. > > IVAN > Now you have a choice, either > serve me, or join those > insufferable cheesedongs. MIKE: Let's leave this one alone, ok? > > Mordant and Goldar exchange a look, then turn back to Ivan. > > GOLDAR > We never liked the cheesedongs in > the first place. > > MORDANT > Couldn''t stand them -- low-class > all the way. And did you catch > a whiff of their BREATH?! CROW: He should talk... > It's > like having a conversation with > a couple of ONIONS! Not to > mention... > > Goldar throws a hand over Mordant's mouth, MIKE: There's that rogue, detachable hand again! CROW: Man, that thing is everywhere... > MUFFLING him. > > GOLDAR (apologetic) > He's just visiting for the > summer. > (beat) TOM: Yes, please beat him. And hit yourself a few time while you're at it. > Now what about,the Rangers, oh > hideous one? > > IVAN > Ah yes, the RANGERS!!! > > He makes a HOARKING SOUND then SPITS OOZE ONTO THE FLOOR, ALL: EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! > > MORDANT > Gasunteidt. > > Now the OOZE GROWS INTO TEN TENGU WARRIORS -- BIRD-LIKE > CREATURES WITH LONG BEAKS AND ENORMOUS WINGS. > > THEY GOBBLE, SQUAWK AND CHIRP like newborn chickens, the > CACOPHONY GROWING LOUDER AND LOUDER ALL: Woo! PACKERS! Packers win, etc... > until... > > IVAN > SHUT YOUR BEAKS !! > > The Tengu fall dead silent. TOM: And the audience just falls dead. > > IVAN > Tengu Warriors, you will fly to > Phaedos, find the Power > Rangers... and TEAR THEM APART! MIKE: But not necessarily in that order. > > The creatures make HORRENDOUS SQUAWKING SOUNDS AS THEY > SPREAD THEIR REPTILIAN WINGS. > > IVAN > Mordant, go with them and report > back to me! > > MORDANT > You know boss, I'd really like to > help out but I've got this > gastronomic condition which rules > out all space trave-- MIKE: Mordant; the C-3PO of bad guys. > > One of the Tengu grabs hold of Mordant and the FLOCK WINGS OFF > LIKE COLOSSAL BATS. > > MORDANT > IIIIIII!!! CROW: Oh, it's bad enough when Alpha does it- now him, too? > > ANGLE ON - SNOW GLOBE > > Zedd waves his arms around in outrage. > > ZEDD > Isn't this just TYPICAL! We > finally do somebody a good turn > and just look what happens! > > RITA > From now on it's E-V-I-L, NO > exceptions! > > RITA (optional line) > It just goes to show, ya never go > into business with a booger. TOM: Hmmm... I like the first one. CROW: But the second one has yet another snot reference. TOM: Oh, good point. > > 29A EXT. OUTER SPACE - NIGHT 29A TOM: How do you have NIGHT in outer space? > > The Tengu warriors sweep toward us ALL: AAAH!! > -- we see Mordant dangling > from one of the Tengu's talons. > > MORDANT > Watch the HAIRRRRRRRR!! ALL: Give me a head with HAIR! Long beautiful HAAAAIIIR! > > He SWINGS PAST CAMERA and out of sight. > > 30 thru 32A OMITTED MIKE: Look at it this way, guys- that's two less parts we have to read. > > 32B EXT. SPACE 32B > > The COLORED STREAKS OF LIGHT SHOOT THROUGH THE COSMOS, > heading down toward the planet, PHAEDOS. It's emerald > green with two radiant golden circles around it. > > 32C EXT. JUNGLE CLEARING / PHAEDOS - DAY 32C > > The STREAKS OF COLOR hit the jungle floor and only FIVE > RANGERS MATERIALIZE. TOM: I hope Tommy's the one who didn't make it. > > TOMMY > Everybody okay? TOM: Damn. > > KIMBERLY > Where' s BILLY? ! TOM: No! Not Billy! I actually LIKE Billy! > > The kids search the sky in a panic. > > 32D OMITTED 32D > > 32E INT. COMMAND CENTER - DAY 32E > > Alpha works frantically hitting buttons and levers. > > ALPHA 5 > Ay, yi, yi, yi! The filamentary > transistors have malfunctioned! MIKE: Don't you just hate it when that happens? > > SPARKS erupt from the panel, SINGING ALPHA. ALL: Alpha... Alpha... > He snarls. > > ALPHA 5 > Why you low-frequency, battery > operated -- CROW: Oh, Alpha, don't say "battery operated"... > > Alpha winds up and DELIVERS A MIGHTY KICK to the panel. > suddenly comes to life with BLEEPS and BLIPS. > > 32F EXT. JUNGLE CLEARING / PHAEDOS - DAY (OLD SC. 32C) > > The Rangers continue scouring the sky as BILLY COMES FLYING. MIKE: ...but he gets too close to the sun, so the wax on his wings melt, and he plummets to his death. > > BILLY > WHOAAAAAAHHHH!!! > > He SPLASHES DOWN in a puddle. > AISHA > BILLY!! CROW: Don't be a hero! CROW: Oh, ONE of us was gonna say it eventually. TOM: He's right, you know. MIKE: Yeah... > > The others quickly gather around him. > > KIMBERLY > You okay? > > BILLY > I think so. CROW: Lean in a little closer Kim, then I'll DEFINITELY feel better > > Billy looks down at the puddle. > > BILLY > This puddle thing is really > getting on my nerves. TOM: Losing bladder control is so tragic. > > They help Billy up then take in the exotic jungle environment. > They hear all sorts of EXOTIC ANIMAL SOUNDS. ALL: Mmmooooo... > > AISHA > Welcome to beautiful downtown > Phaedos. > > ROCKY > ... Incredible... > > Tommy gives them all an invigorating look. TOM: What, exactly, is an "invigorating look"? > > TOMMY > Let's see if we can find this > Master warrior. > > He leads the team down a narrow path. MIKE: To their doom. <6 5 4 3 2 @> > 32G EXT. CHEMICAL PLANT - DAY (OLD SC 32D) 32G > > Establishing. > > 33 INT. CHEMICAL PLANT - DAY 33 > > Ivan is walking through a giant chemical plant with Goldar > > IVAN > Taking over the world is one > thing. It's finding good help to > run it for you that's the killer. TOM: I thought Jerry Lee Lewis was "The Killer"...? > > GOLDAR > You want me to place a few calls? > > Ivan shakes his head. MIKE: Somebody please kill him. > > IVAN > No need. I'm going to use the > young minds of Angel Grove. MIKE: But they've all been destroyed by madness. > > GOLDAR digs for buried treasure deep in his nose. TOM: EEWWWWWW... CROW: ENOUGH with the snot jokes, people! > > GOLDAR > No offense, boss, but they might > find you a little disgusting. MIKE: Three words, Goldar: Pot. Kettle. Black. > > IVAN > Yes, well, I suppose you'd know > a little something about that. MIKE: D'oh! > (beat) TOM: ...me. > Not to worry. I'll ever so > gently lure them in and mold them > into an army of devils! CROW: Oh, no! He's gonna make them Young Republicans! > And what > better way to entice them ... TOM: ...then with BOOZE! Yes, Booze; enticing any time, for any age. MIKE: This message brought to you by the Booze Council. > than with a little Ivan's Ooze?! ALL: NOOO!!! MIKE: Wait- we don't even know what that is... TOM: No, but it sounds snot-related... MIKE: Good point. > > Ivan approaches an enormous vat, turns a tap -- it BURPS and > GLOPS as PURPLE OOZE pours out. TOM: Told ya. > > GOLDAR > But boss, what about their > parents? > > IVAN > Ah, the old and doddering. CROW: This coming from a guy who's over 6000 years old. > I'm > going to SCOURGE their puny > minds, reducing them to ZOMBIE'S. TOM: Ah, you're gonna make 'em listen to Rush Limbaugh eh? > And then I'll put them to work > rebuilding my empire. > > Bulk and Skull enter waving a "help wanted" flier. Both > them are wearing their garish blazers and dark sunglasses. TOM: Oh, it's the Idiots in Black! > > SKULL > I understand you're looking for > a few new assistants. > > Bulk does a G.Q. stance. MIKE: Don't ever do that again. > > BULK > Well put your mind to rest `cause > now you've got the best. > > Ivan doesn't look too pleased. CROW: He must've seen the opening take for this movie. > > IVAN > What is this?! I advertised for > brilliant and good looking > assistants! > > Skull extends his hand. > > SKULL > Hi, I'm brilliant. > > BULK (hand extended) > And I'm good looking. > > Ivan steps forward. > > IVAN > And I'm Little-Bo-Peep. ALL: Baaah-baaaaahh > > Bulk and Skull lower the sunglasses and take a good look > Ivan. Both of them swallow hard. MIKE: Stop saying "swallow"! TOM: Not to mention "hard". > > SKULL > Bulk... why don't we give Mr. > Peep here a chance to think it > over? > > BULK > A stellar idea, Skull. > > They start to back away. > > IVAN > Not so fast, greaseballs. > > Goldar blocks their way. > > IVAN > You'll have to do. > > 34 thru 38 OMITTED > > 39 EXT. PHAEDOS JUNGLE - DAY 39 > > The Rangers move through foreboding jungle terrain, their ears > alert to all the UNEARTHLY SOUNDS around them. TOM: Their eyes, however, are shut tight. > Tommy watches > Kimberly, who seems to be lost in thought. MIKE: How could he tell? Doesn't she always have that dazed expression? > > TOMMY > Hey. CROW: ...is for horses. > > Kimberly glances up. > > TOMMY > You okay? > > Kimberly takes a moment to answer. MIKE: Must... THINK... Must... try to... form words... > > KIMBERLY > I was just thinking about > Zordon... everything we've been > through together. CROW: Let's NOT go there... > > AISHA > You know, meeting Zordon... > teaming up with you guys, TOM: ...really sucks. > it's > the best thing that's ever > happened to me. MIKE: That is SO sad... > > ROCKY > It's the best thing that's ever > happened to all of us. ALL: WAAAAHHH!!! MIKE: This is so beautiful! CROW: This is so _nauseating_... > > ADAM > ... He's gonna make it, guys. > > The others nod in agreement. > > TOMMY > We'll get this warrior... save > Zordon... and send that > SLIMEBALL Ivan Ooze back to the > SEWER he crawled out of. TOM: Actually, he came out of an egg- weren't you paying attention? > > Tommy's words sink in. He stops suddenly, sensing something. MIKE: Use the Force, Tommy. > > ANGLE ON - MORDANT hiding behind a tree, watching the Ranger's > pass. TOM: "Ranger's Pass"? Is that a new road near Angel Grove? > > There's a HORRIFIC SCREECH -- MIKE: Ah, they're at an Alanis Morrisette concert. > the kids look up as the TENGU > WARRIORS COME SWEEPING OUT OF THE SKY > > ROCKY > TAKE COVER! > > It's too late. The Tengu attack with unbelievable ferocity > They SLASH with their claws, STAB with their beaks and BATTER > with their wings. TOM: You name it... > > KIMBERLY > THEY'RE T00 STRONG?? MIKE: Why are you asking us? > > ADAM > WE NEED OUR POWERS!! CROW: Oh, "We need our powers"... Does the widdle bitty baby not know how to defend himself from a bunch of overgrown CHICKENS? > > Rocky is hurtled into some bushes, Aisha is knocked against a > tree, Adam splashes down in a small creek. MIKE: Hmmm... I thought water landings were Billy's shtick. > Mordant watches > of this from the sidelines. He gets so excited that he starts > throwing punches and kicks. > > MORDANT > WHAM! KAPOW! BOOM! CROW: Great, now he's a writer for the Batman tv show! > > He accidently punches a tree. > > MORDANT > #0!@!#! MIKE: Hey! Can you say that in a Power Rangers movie? > > One of the Tengu gets Kimberly in a choke-hold, ALL: Kill 'er! Kill 'er! > > TOMMY > HANG ON, KIMBERLY. MIKE: To what? > > Tommy rushes to help her and another Tengu trips him -- CROW: THAT'S mature! > he > TUMBLES HEAD OVER HEELS DOWN A SLOPE. We hear an OTHERWORDLY > CRY as a small, hunched figure wearing a tattered robe TOM: Yoda! > SWINGS > IN ON A VINE. ALL: > > He proceeds to pull off what is nothing short of a miracle. MIKE: He makes this movie good? > > He uses the STICKS for weapons as he executes a ROUNDHOUSE > KICK, a SCISSOR-KICK TAKEDOWN, a SITTING SIDE KICK, a > ROUNDHOUSE DROP SPIN BACK KICK, a PARALLEL BLOCK FROM THE > OUTSIDE, a REVERSE HANDSWORD and so on. TOM: Wait, I thought it was "you name it"? They're switching phrases on us in the middle of the script! > > The creature punctuates the hits with an exotic variation of > BRUCE LEE NOISES. CROW: Ah, so the creature speaks Chinese! > > MORDANT > What's the matter with you > woodpeckers! Take this guy out! MIKE: ...Buy him a nice dinner, maybe go see a play... > > The Tengu SQUAWK and SQUEAL as the little dynamo WAILS ON > THEM. CROW: ORGY! ORGY! MIKE: CROW! > > MORDANT > The Tengu Warriors my butt! MIKE: What are "Two things no one wants to see"? CROW: What are, "Two things that smell bad"! > The > Tengu TURKEYS is more like it! MIKE: Well, the term "turkeys" certainly fits into THIS movie... > > Finally the Tengu retreat, WINGING UP THROUGH THE TREES. CROW: As opposed to winging up through the dirt. > > MORDANT > Hey, aren't you bird-brains > forgetting something?! > > One of the Tengu SWOOPS IN AND SNATCHES Mordant up. > > MORDANT > Watch the meathooks!! > > The Rangers recover and exchange expressions of utter > disbelief MIKE: Like, OHMIGOD! > > KIMBERLY > Wow! That was amazing for such > a little dude! > > The figure speaks in a HOARSE WHISPER. TOM: I was right- it IS Yoda! > > FIGURE > You're trespassing. > (beat) CROW: ..yourselves. Here are some sticks. > Now state your business. MIKE: Are you known for you work in the theater? > > TOMMY > We're looking for the Master > Warrior. Do you know where we > can find him? TOM: Wars not make one great! > > FIGURE > The Master Warrior doesn't > entertain visitors - CROW: He's really dull, unfortunately. > > KIMBERLY > But we have to find him. Our > leader Zordon is dying. MIKE: Here's quarter, kid...] Call someone who cares. > > FIGURE > Zordon? > > Now the most amazing thing happens. The figure RISES TO FULL > HEIGHT OF SIX FEET, while simultaneously shedding it's robe. ALL: AAAAAAAAAAHH!! > > Underneath is a SCANTILY CLAD, STUNNING AMAZONIAN WOMAN. > We're talking B-U-I-L-T. TOM: It'd not Yoda- it's Xena! > Meet the Master warrior, DULCEA. MIKE: Hi! TOM: Nice to meet ya! CROW: Why don't you come up and see me some time! > > The Rangers stand there with stunned expressions. Dulcea > looks to Tommy. TOM: Oh, she really desperate if she's looking to Tommy... > > DULCEA > How did this happen?! > > Tommy just gapes. CROW: Pardon me while I go change my shorts... MIKE: CROW! > Kimberly gives him a cold glance and THUNKS > him one with her elbow. > > KIMBERLY > The lady asked you a question. > > TOMMY > Huh ... Oh, uh, we re, ah... > > Kimberly intervenes. ALL: THANK you! CROW: Geez, at least one of them has half a brain... > > KIMBERLY > He was attacked by this horrific > being -- Ivan Ooze. > > DULCEA > Ivan Ooze is free?! We are all > in mortal danger! MIKE: OH MY GOD! Run for your lives! We're DOOOOMED!!! > > She moves off - the Rangers just stand there staring at each > other. TOM: God, I want to hurt them so bad. CROW: So, these kids are supposed to be the saviors of the universe, eh? We're in DEEP trouble... > > DULCEA > Let' s go. > > The Rangers quickly follow her through the brush Aisha turns > to Kimberly, speaks under her breath. > > AISHA > Kind of bossy, isn't she? MIKE: Ya know, they had a female character say that, cuz if one of the boys had said it, it would sound sexist. And you know what? TOM: What? MIKE: It still does. > > 39A.. EXT. ANGEL GROVE PARK - DAY (OLD SC 38) 39A > > CLOSE UP - OOZE CONTAINER > > There's a label with a picture of Ivan -- he's wearing make-up > to make him a little more presentable. TOM: Just like John Wayne Gacy. > > DOZENS OF KIDS Ranging in age from eight to seventeen, are > swarming Bulk and Skull, who have set up a booth with a large > banner that reads: "FREE OOZE!" ALL: Free Ooze! Free Ooze! MIKE: Attica! Attica! TOM: Kill Whitey! > > Some kids STRETCH the ooze, others MOLD it, MIKE: So, basically, it's purple Silly-Putty(tm)? > others THROW it > at each other. It's an ooze free-for-all. CROW: ORGY! ORGY!! MIKE: Crow! > > IVAN > Boys and girls, girls and boys, MIKE: Yep, I think that about covers it. > gather round and feast your eyes. TOM: That doesn't RHYME! "Boys" and eyes"? Eesh! > This ain't sludge and this ain't > guck... this is the one and only > Ivan's Ooze! Yesireebob. It's > ooey, gooey and even kind of > chewy. ALL: Ewwwww... > But best of all it's > FREE! > > Bulk and Skull run a booth. A banner screams "OOZE RULES". MIKE: 1. Do not feed OOZE after midnight. CROW: 2. Do not immerse OOZE in water. TOM: 3. Do not tease Happy Fun OOZE. > Kids crowd around. > > BULK > Here you go! No pushing! > > SKULL > There's enough for everybody! > > Fred approaches. > > FRED > So where'd this guy come from? CROW: From his mother, same as you. > > Bulk and Skull exchange apprehensive looks. > > SKULL > Uh... that's classified, top > secret, confidential, undercover > information. > > BULK > If we told you -- we'd have to > kill you. ALL Do it, do it! > > Fred looks at the container in his hand but he doesn't open > it. Skull sees a kid HURL some ooze at him. > > SKULL > INCOMING! > > Skull ducks and Bulk gets SPLATTERED in the face. Bulk glares > at Skull, wipes some goop off, FLICKS it at Skull. > > WIZARD > Come on, come all -- it's an COZE TOM: Oh, how COZY... > FREE FOR ALL! > > He smiles, revealing a glistening silver tooth. MIKE: Gee... Do you think that could be... Ivan Ooze? 'BOTS: NOOO?? > > 40 thru 42 OMITTED > > 42A EXT. DULCEA'S MOUNTAINSIDE COMPLEX 42A MIKE: Yeah, she's really complex. CROW: So don't be fooled by her s-e-x. > - DAY 42A > > An oriental garden set against a stunning hillside vista. CROW: I'm stunned. MIKE: Me, too. TOM: Eh, I've seen better. > > 43 EXT. DULCEA'S CAMP / PHAEDOS - DAY 43 > > The kids are seated on rocks by a lakeside, all of them > drinking from clay mugs. MIKE: Oh-hoo! Chug it! CROW: Finish it! TOM: Woo-hoo! > Dulcea finishes handing out bowls. > Aisha stares into hers with a grim expression. > > AISHA > Is this... food! MIKE: Yes; > > DULCEA > They're called squirbs. > > Kimberly lifts out an EEL-LIKE CREATURE, and watches it SQUIRM > between her fingers. > > KIMBERLY > Mine seems to be a little > undercooked. TOM: So... Dulcea's a Klingon, basically? > > Dulcea sprinkles hers with brown flakes. > > DULCEA > Add a few dried weevils and > you'll never know the difference. CROW: Oh, well, of COURSE... > > The other Rangers watch as Billy holds one of the squirbs over > his mouth and drops it in. He chews a few times, lets out a > BURP. MIKE: Ewww! TOM: Billy! Mind your manners, geez! > > BILLY > ... Not bad. > > TOMMY > Listen, we appreciate your > hospitality, but we really don't > have much time. MIKE: I mean, how much longer can we pass as teenagers, anyway? > > Dulcea looks to Tommy. CROW: Again, is she REALLY that desperate...? TOM: It's "looks AT"; "Dulcea looks AT Tommy". Geez! > > DULCEA > What do you know of the Great > Power? MIKE: Well, its... Ummm... Great? > > KIMBERLY > Only that we need it to defeat > Ivan Ooze. > > Dulcea's eyes move from Ranger to Ranger. CROW: I'm assuming they're still in her head at the time... > > DULCEA > It is said that to those who > possess the Power... all things > are possible. > > BILLY > Where did it originate? TOM: Well, you see, Billy; when a mommy and daddy Power love each other very much... > > DULCEA > In another time, another > dimension. ALL: "A dimension of sight; a dimension of mind..." > It was brought here > long ago by the "Nathadians", a > people who are now all but > extinct. > They built an impenetrable stone > Monolith to store the power and > keep it from their enemies. > (ominous) > For thousands of years, beings > from all over the Universe have > tried to obtain it... ALL have > perished. MIKE: So we don't stand a chance, do we? > > Dulcea's words hang heavily in the air. TOM: Then fall, crushing the whole group. > > AISHA > So how can we get to it? > > DULCEA > The only way to obtain the power > is to achieve the highest state > of being... CROW: Being a robot! TOM: Yeah!! > > TOMMY > And how do we do that? > > DULCEA > By learning the ancient art of > Ninjetti. TOM: So, are they gonna become "Ninjetti Knights?" CROW: She really IS Yoda! > It is the Genesis CROW: In the beginning... > of > what you on earth have come to > know as the Ninja. MIKE: So, they're gonna become assassins and thieves? > (beat) > It is the perfect union of mind, > body and spirit. > > ROCKY > Look, Zordon doesn't have much > longer to live. CROW: You say that like it's a bad thing... > And for all we > know, Angel Grove could already > be under attack. We don't have > TIME for this. ALL: Shut up, Rocky! > > As Rocky is talking, a flubbery looking SNOUT works it's way > over Kimberly's shoulder. She hasn't noticed it yet. MIKE: Great- she's about to be felt up by en elephant... > > DULCEA > You don't understand. MIKE: THERE'S a shock. > If you do > not have the Ninjetti, the power > will destroy you. CROW: You say that like it's a- MIKE: Ok, ok... > (beat) > To reach the Monolith we must > traverse the Neola jungle. We > will train today, and set out on > foot tomorrow. MIKE: Oh, can't we fly, instead? > > The snout works it's way underneath Kimberly's chin -- she > SCREAMS FOR ALL SHE'S WORTH. MIKE: Which, according to Tommy, is a LOT! CROW: Geez, Mike, and you say I'm bad! > > INCLUDE - A TERRIFIED SNOGGLE. MIKE: No. You can't make us! > > This is Dulcea's ant-eater like assistant. He jumps up and > down, YAMMERING and GESTICULATING. TOM: Ew! Don't do that in public, Snoggle! > > SNOGGLE > HNUGLHLU PHUNGLUMP BUGHLSMRPH > GBUJIPHN HUPHLGMPNORU!!! MIKE: MLFDKVKVPDKFKLVKCVKFLGFDKVVFD!?!? TOM: How did you do that? MIKE: It's a secret. > > DULCEA > Snoggle, you watch your language! > > Snoggle now re-fills Aisha's tea-cup. > > SNOGGLE > Slnughyu buglhugrmrph? > > AISHA > Excuse me? CROW: He said, "Do you want some more, you little slut?" > > SNOGGLE > Slnughyu buglhugrmrph? > > DULCEA > He wants to know if you'd like a > cube of sugar in your tea. > > AISHA > Ah... sure. > > We hear a PHOOT as Snoggle BLOWS A CUBE OF SUGAR OUT HIS SNOUT > AND IT SPLASHES INTO AISHA'S TEA. ALL: Ewwww, Urg, etc. MIKE: This story is getting grosser and grosser... > Aisha stares at the cube a > moment. > > AISHA > Ah... thanks. MIKE: Ah... you're welcome. > > The other Rangers watch as Billy holds one of the squibs above > his mouth and drops it in. He chews a few times, lets out a > BURP. > > BILLY > ... Not bad. TOM: Wait, didn't we just DO that scene? > > 43A EXT. ANGEL GROVE LANE - DAY (OLD SC 40) 43A > > Night has fallen on Angel Grove. We PAN ACROSS a quiet, > middle- class neighborhood, settle on a two story house. TOM: Crushing the house and all inside. > > 43B INT. LIVING ROOM / KELMAN-RESIDENCE - DAY (OLD SC 41) > > CLOSE ON - OOZE CONTAINER > > We PULL BACK to reveal it's sitting on a table. > > Mr Kelman enters, looks it over curiously. He picks it up, > opens it and sticks his finger inside. TOM: Yeah, that's it... Stick your fingers in an unknown pile of goo... CROW: When you sick your hand in a pile of goo that a moment ago was your best friend's face... > > Suddenly a CRACKLING ELECTRICAL CURRENT RUNS OVER HIS ENTIRE > BODY. His face goes blank and his eyes momentarily GLOWS > PURPLE. Now he strides purposefully out the door. TOM: Time to make the donuts... MIKE: And time for us to go. <@ 1 2 3 4 5 6> CROW: Do we HAVE to do this, Tom? I feel like a goofball! TOM: Oh, bite me, it'll be fun! CROW: OK... cluck... cluck... cluck-cluck.... MIKE: Uhhh... fellas? What's going on here? TOM: I am the Red Ranger! And he's a Tengu warrior. And they DON'T "cluck", they "squawk"! We're doing a scene from today's movie. MIKE: Right. Are, ummm... you guys going to have a cool karate fight or something? CROW: Squawk... squawk... squawk.... TOM: Ummm... CROW! You're supposed to be a feirce- albiet extremely stupid- warrior! You're NOT a chicken! CROW: Well _how_ am I supposed to be "fierce" when I'm MOLTING?!? TOM: We're supposed to be fighting, nimrod! Take a swing at me! CROW: I feel stupid, Tom... How did I let you talk me into this? TOM: I didn't "talk" you into this. It was honorable, respectable, out-and-out blackmail. Now swing at me, ya baby! MIKE: Oh, yeah... This is really exciting... CROW: Uhhhh... hiya. TOM: Crow! Oh, now it's ruined.. The whole skit!! TOM: I was just trying to bring a little joy into our dismal lives.. IS THAT SO WRONG?! MIKE: There, there, guy. It wasn't a *total* failure... I mean... Crow's outfit looks really good! CROW: Yeah... I'm kind of starting to like it! Cluck... cluck... cluck.... TOM: You're NOT a CHICKEN!!! CROW: Cluck... Cluck... MIKE: We'll be right back... CROW: <6 5 4 3 2 @> TOM: One little fight scene! Is that too much to ask? MIKE: Relax, Tom... > 43C thru 47 OMITTED CROW: More stuff that was even too bad for THIS movie... > > 48 EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY 48 > > Dulcea and the Rangers are gathered around a bird-bath stand > with FLAMES leaping out of it. TOM: Must make it hard for the birds. > > DULCEA > In the language of the > Nathadians, "Nin" stands for > "man", "jetti" stands for > "animal". Ninjetti - man and > animal, together as one. MIKE: Which is illegal in most states. > (beat) > Now, put your hands inside the > flame. MIKE: Oh, I don't THINK so... > > AISHA > Yeah, right. > > DULCEA > It will not harm you. > > The kids hesitate a moment, then reluctantly put their hands > inside the flame. ALL: AAAAAAAHH! TOM: Oh, I LOVE that joke! Oh, man... But seriously, kids... > Aisha makes a horrific expression... > > AISHA > Just kidding. > > They remove their hands -- they're filled with sand. > > AISHA > Wow. Sand. TOM: Gee, she's got a lot of faith, doesn't she? > > DULCEA > Now tell me... what do you see? ALL: Sand. > > Aisha studies the sand for a moment -- it MAGICALLY TAKE ON > THE SHAPE OF A BEAR. > > AISHA (bedazzled) > I see... a bear > > DULCEA > Aisha, you are the Bear, stalwart > and bold. > > AISHA > Stylin'! TIOM: See, she says stuff like that cuz she's Black... CROW & MIKE: Ahhhhh... > > Dulcea turns to Rocky. His sand MAGICALLY TAKES ON THE SHAPE > OF AN APE. > > ROCKY > I see... an Ape. > > DULCEA > Rocky, you are the Mighty Ape. MIKE: And, ya know, it seems SO appropriate... > > We see each of them DISCOVER THEIR ANIMAL. > > BILLY > I see... a fox > > DULCEA > Close. Billy, you are the Wolf, > cunning and swift. TOM: Wait... Of all of them, BILLY gets it wrong? Even I know the difference between a wolf and a fox, and I've never been to a zoo! CROW: Maybe his contacts are dirty? > > And now Kimberly. She studies hers for a moment. It looks > like a bird. > > KIMBERLY > I think its some kind of bird. MIKE: If you were a bird; what kind of bird would you be? > > DULCEA > Kimberly, you are the Crane, > agile and sublime. MIKE: The only family that she's ever had are her 7 older brothers and a drunk-ass dad... > > Now Adam. > > ADAM > That's gotta be a frog. TOM: Ribbit. > > DULCEA > Adam, you are the Frog, quick as > lightning. > > And finally, Tommy. > > TOMMY > It's... an eagle? > > DULCEA > Look closer. MIKE: Not as my chest, Tommy, at the SAND... > > TOMMY > ... A falcon? > > DULCEA > Tommy, you are the Falcon, Winged > Lord of the Sky. TOM: Tommy Oliver, Lord of the Dance! > > Kimberly regards Dulcea with true admiration. CROW: Wow; you're like, cool, and some junk! > > KIMBERLY > > How do you know so much about the > Ninjetti? > > Dulcea stands tall and proud. CROW: Va-va-voom!!! > > DULCEA > I... am the sole living > descendant of the "Nathadians". ALL: Ahhhhh... > (beat) > Now prepare yourselves for the > most intense physical and mental > training known to man and animal. MIKE: Working for Haim Saban! 'BOTS: NOOOOOOOO!!! > > 48A INT. KELMAN HOUSE / LIVING ROOM - DAY (OLD SC 44) > > Fred enters the living room and searches for his Dad. > > FRED > Dad... ??! > > He heaves a frustrated sigh. TOM: I wonder how heavy a frustrated sigh is? > > > 48B INT. KELMAN HOUSE / MASTER BEDROOM - DAY (OLD SC 45) > > Fred enters the empty master bedroom, a look of concern coming > over him. > > FRED > DAD?! MIKE: You dad's gone, kid- he never loved you. > > 48C EXT. KELMAN HOUSE - DAY (OLD SC 46) 48C > > Fred comes outside as several KIDS approach, all of them > looking forlorn. > > KID #1 > You seen my parents? > > FRED > I can't find my dad either. > > KID #2 > What's going on?! CROW: Oh, the only reason they're upset about their parents is that now they won't have anyone to cook dinner for them! > > Suddenly a WILD KID wearing grunge clothes runs by HOWLING > LIKE A BANSHEE. He's holding a container of ooze in one hand > and a baseball bat in the other. He SMASHES a couple of > trash cans with his bat. > > WILD KID > Ooze, ooze, ooze rules!! > > The kid BASHES IN a mailbox then runs off. Fred looks > startled. > > FRED > That guy was the student body > President MIKE: Hell, in some schools, that wouldn't be surprising behavior for the principal! > > 49 thru 50 OMITTED > > 51 EXT. DULGEA'S GARDEN - DAY 51 > > Kimberly and Snoggle observe as Dulcea walks ON HER HANDS TOM: Causing her skirt to rise up so all the kids can see her- MIKE: THAT'S enough, Tom... TOM: I was gonna say "bloomers"! MIKE: Suuure... > across a narrow bamboo log that spans a pond. A waterfall > churns in the b.g. CROW: Diarrhea is like a storm churning inside you... > > DULCEA > The crane maintains it's agility > through the perfect harmony of > mind, body and spirit. MIKE: And dropping a little acid doesn't hurt, either. CROW: Woo-hoo! > > She leaps into the air, does a ROUND-HOUSE KICK, lands > perfectly on the narrow span. TOM: So, she's a cross between Jackie Chan and Mary Lou Retton? > > KIMBERLY > Awesome! > > Dulcea reaches the end of the log, flips through the air lands > flawlessly on the ground. > > Kimberly heaves a sigh, climbs onto the bamboo and start > walking across, balancing precariously on her hands. > > She gets about a quarter of the way, loses her balance, and > falls into the shallow pond. MIKE: 8.5 TOM: 8.0 CROW: 10.00 MIKE: Huh? CROW: I'm a sucker for brunettes. > > Snoggle laughs, making a loud HONKING SOUND. Kimberly > recovers, shoots him a look. CROW: Bite me, you little creep! > > KIMBERLY > Let's see you do it . > > SNOGGLE (indignant) > Ghun Phnug Gnouphl. > > He marches to the pole, Dulcea holds him back. TOM: Hold me back, little pink person! MIKE: Tom, most people are NOT gonna get that TOM: Yeah, but those who do are gonna really appreciate it. > > DULCEA > Snoggle, we don't have time for > you to show off MIKE: ...your stamp collection. > > 52 thru 53 OMITTED > > 53A EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY 53A > > Dulcea and Rocky are standing at the bottom of a twenty foot > pole with an exotic oriental carving CROW: Should I point out the sexual imagery in this scene? MIKE: No, CROW: Ok, I won't, then. > > DULCEA > The ape is strong, but more > importantly it is flexible and > free. CROW: How about now? MIKE: Nope. CROW: Ok. > > Dulcea now SCRAMBLES UP THE POLE WITH THE NIMBLENESS OF A > SPIDER. In less than ten seconds she reaches the top. Rocky > shakes his head in disbelief. > > ROCKY > Who is this lady? TOM: Dulcea, last descendent of the Nathadians. Duh. > > Now she SLIDES DOWN like a firewoman, CROW: How 'bout now, Mike? MIKE: Sorry, no. > drops beside Rocky. He > takes hold of the pole, focuses for a moment. > > ROCKY > Here goes! MIKE: Now, Crow. CROW: Well. NOW I can't think of anything! MIKE: Oh. Sorry. > > It starts SCURRYING UPWARD. MIKE: "It"? TOM: Well, again, that DOES seem an appropriate description for Rocky. > He gets about fifteen feet in the > air, loses his grip, PLUMMETS AND SLAMS TO THE GROUND. MIKE: But he lands on his head, so he's fine. > > 54A EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY (OLD SC 53) 54A > > Dulcea and Billy circle one another, fighting with spinning > WHISTLING sticks. > > Dulcea is blindfolded, Billy isn't. CROW: Wow, I didn't know Billy was into bondage. MIKE: Dulcea, on the other hand... CROW: Well, yeah, but shouldn't HE be the one blindfolded? MIKE: Good point. > > DULCEA > The wolf relies on it's enhanced > senses to guide it... He can > hear what we cannot hear, he can > smell what we cannot smell. MIKE: Feel what we cannot feel. TOM: Taste what we cannot taste CROW: Lick what we cannot lick. > > Billy takes SWING after SWING -- Dulcea easily DEFLECTS every > blow. MIKE: C'mon, wussy boy! What's 'a matter sissy? Can't beat a girl, ya pansy? > > Now Dulcea takes numerous SWINGS, THWACKING Billy repeatedly > and finally KNOCKING him INTO THE WATER. TOM: And once again, Billy ends up... ALL: In the water... > > 54B EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY 54B > > Dulcea, Adam and Snoggle stand in an area filled with FLYING > INSECTS. MIKE: Damn mosquitos! > > DULCEA > The frog remains still and silent > while it assesses its target... > then strikes out in the blink of > an eye. > > We hear a TRILLING SOUND TOM: Who's trilling out here? Stop that trilling! > as Dulcea watches some kind of insect > dart around her. > > THWAP! The TRILLING SOUND is gone. Dulcea has literally > caught the insect in the blink of an eye. Adam shakes his > head in disbelief. MIKE: Oh, what, she doesn't EAT it? TOM: Really... I mean, knowing _this_ movie... > > He waits a moment, hears a TAT-TAT-TAT sound CROW: And is ripped apart by machine gun fire. > and watches a > insect zip around him. He lashes out numerous times, > missing the insect completely. MIKE: You such an idiot, Daniel-san. TOM: He needs some chopsticks. > > THWUMP! With lightning speed Snoggle VACUUMS the fly into his > snout. CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH. > > Adam speaks under his breath. > > ADAM > Show off. MIKE: Oh, you're just upset that you didn't get to eat the bug, Adam. > > 54C EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY (OLD SC 52) 54C > > Aisha watches as Dulcea goes into a bear stance. CROW: So, she gets on all fours? MIKE: Ohhh... I don't know... > > DULCEA > The bear is sturdy as a towering > tree. Nothing can uproot it. CROW: Cuz bears don't have roots, see... > > Snoggle CHARGES Dulcea, SLAMS INTO HER. She remains as rooted > as a tree. Snoggle meanwhile suffers some serious bodily > damage. ALL: WOO-HOO!!! > > AISHA > Girl, you've got to be kidding > me. TOM: Oh, yeah, like THIS lady has a sense of humor... > > Snoggle recovers and faces Aisha. Aisha shrugs, goes into a > bear stance. Snoggle charges, SLAMS INTO HER and sends HER > FLYING! ALL: Up, up and awaaaaaay, in my beautiful balloon... > > 54D thru 54E OMITTED > > 54F EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY 54F > > Dulcea and Tommy are standing on a towering rock rising out of > a dark lake. > > DULCEA > The falcon never struggles with > the air, but rather becomes one > with it. > > Now Dulcea does the impossible. She LEAPS OFF THE ROCK, SOARS > FIFTY FEET through the air, AND LANDS on another protruding > rock. Tommy is stunned. MIKE: Not that that takes much... TOM: Yeah, long division makes him comatose. > > DULCEA (calling out) > JOIN WITH THE FORCES OF NATURE! CROW: Well, I did that once, but my parents caught me and sent me to a psychiatrist... > > Tommy psyches himself up. > > TOMMY > You can do this. You can do > this. You can do this... ALL: > > He spreads his arms out, LEAPS... and DROPS LIKE A ROCK > exploding into THE BLACK WATER. CROW: Joining Billy, who's decided to stay in the water; since he's gonna end up there anyway... > > 54G INT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT (OLD SC 54E) 54G > > Alpha fusses over Zordon, who is looking a good ten years > older. MIKE: Get that guy some Retin-A! > > ZORDON > ... Alpha, I am deeply concerned > about the Rangers... MIKE: We all are, dear. > > ALPHA 5 > I told them it was too dangerous, > but they wouldn't listen. TOM: Do they ever? > > ZORDON > ... We must try to communicate > with them. > > Alpha looks out over the decimated Command Center. > > ALPHA 5 > Perhaps if I could locate a > vertical-deflector then I could > assemble a holographic-comlink. MIKE: Oh, well, if THAT'S all you have to do... > > Zordon shudders in pain, closes his eyes. Alpha watches over > his mentor, shakes his head in anguish. > > ALPHA > Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi . ALL: AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!! > > > 55 OMITTED MIKE: I can't write- ALL: Fifty-fiiiiiive!