<6 5 4 3 2 @> > > 76 EXT. GEORGE STREET - NIGHT (OLD SC 75B) 76 > > We see the mass of parents as they march intently down a dark > city street. MIKE: But, enough of that... > > 76A EXT. ANGEL GROVE PARK - ERNIE'S - NIGHT (OLD SC 64) > > Ernie's is packed with crazed kids and teenagers who are > ripping the place apart. TOM: I hope Ernie has insurance... > > Bulk and Skull watch while gorging themselves on pizza. > > BULK > There goes the neighborhood. > > SKULL > A real shame. > > Suddenly Fred appears and shouts out. TOM: General LeMarck is dead! > > FRED > EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! > > The place falls silent. > > FRED > You've been brainwashed! This > Ivan is no Wizard. He's some > kind of DEMON! MIKE: So, they don't have to listen to their parents, they don't have to go to school, and they don't have to work... Where's the down side of this? > > KID #4 > Shut up, squirt. > > KID #3 > You can't talk that way about our > leader. > > Enraged, they move in on Fred. > > FRED > You gotta believe me -- he's > EVIL! TOM: So? > > The crowd gets angrier. They move closer... Fred gulps CROW: Ummmm... MIKE: No. CROW: Ok. > with > fear... glancing around for help, he notices a HOSE. He > lunges for it, cranks on the water, and TURNS IT ON THE CROWD! > SPLASH! They get SPRAYED DOWN! TOM: These people are WAY to excited by their own script... > > Suddenly -- they stop in their tracks, slowly blinking, > confused. The spell is broken. We hear: "What's going on ?!" > "What am I doing here?!", etc. > > FRED > Listen to me! Our parents are in > danger! If we don't help them > they're going to be killed! TOM: And that's bad because...? > > He hurries off. A few follow him, then a few more... until > pretty soon everybody joins him. Bulk and Skull share a look. > > SKULL > > What about the pizza? > > Bulk considers the dilemma. > > BULK > We could take it with us. MIKE: Well, sure? TOM: Hey, why not? > > Skull nods, relieved. They gather up the pizza and move off > after the others. > > 77 OMITTED 77 > > 78 INT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT 78 > > The Rangers MATERIALIZE in the Command Center with their > helmets off. TOM: So they took them off mid-transit? > > AISHA > ALPHA?! > > Alpha approaches, speaks in an anguished voice. > > ALPHA 5 > Rangers... I'm afraid you're too > late. TOM: He MUST be upset- he didn't say "Ay-yi-yi"! > > AISHA > What?! > > ALPHA 5 > Zordon... he's gone. > > The Rangers are too stunned to speak. They approach Zordon's > lifeless form looking absolutely devastated. > > KIMBERLY > ... This can't be... > > They stare at Zordon with gut-wrenching expressions. They're > utterly defeated. > > Eventually, Tommy looks to the others and speaks in a fervent > voice. > > TOMMY > "To those who possess the Great > Power... all things are > possible." MIKE: This movie might actually do well! > > The kids gradually exchange zealous looks. They form a circle > around Zordon and interlock hands. > > They close their eyes, bow their heads... TOM: Our Father, who art in Heaven... > > After a long moment, a SHIMMERING ENERGY BEGINS TO FLOW DOWN > FROM THE RANGERS, INTO ZORDON'S ASTRAL FORM. > > Zordon grows BRIGHTER and BRIGHTER and then there's a > DAZZLING, STROBOSCOPIC EXPLOSION. MIKE: So... They all just blew up? CROW: Woo-hoo! Movie's over, let's go! TOM: 'Fraid not, Crow... > > When the LIGHT FADES WE SEE THE COMMAND CENTER BACK IN ITS > ORIGINAL, PRISTINE FORM. ALL: Ooooohhhhh... Aaahhhhh... > > Zordon's youthful face once again looks down from within his > pillar of light, his eyes filled with a fierce pride. > > RANGERS > ZORDON!! > > ZORDON > Welcome back, kids. MIKE: I'm now deaf. > > ADAM > It's good to be back. > > Alpha jumps up and down like a child. > > ALPHA 5 > HE'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! TOM: Number 5 is alive! CROW: Ohhhhh... Thanks for reminding me, Tom... > > KIMBERLY > We thought you... MIKE: Yessss? > > ZORDON > It's good to see you again, too. > > Alpha sees the Ecto-Morphicon machines on the VIEWING GLOBE. > > ALPHA 5 > AI, YI, YI, YI, YI Ivan s Ecto- > Morphicon machines are leveling > the city! MIKE: Wow! Cool! Check out those way cool explosions! Oh, right.. > > ROCKY > We've got news for you, Ivan... MIKE: Film at 11. > > TOMMY > The Power Rangers are BACK IN > BUSINESS!! > > They TELEPORT out. > > 79 EXT. ANGEL GROVE TOWER - NIGHT 79 > > CLOSE ON IVAN as he TURNS INTO CAMERA, a startled look on his > face. > > IVAN > > I... SMELL... CROW: ...Really, really bad... > > He looks down on the street as the COLUMNS OF LIGHT SHOOT DOWN MIKE: Ah, but where they colored? > AND THE POWER RANGERS APPEAR. > > IVAN > (outraged) > POWER RANGERS! TOM: "Smells Like Power Rangers"- the new song by Nirvana! > > 80 EXT. CITY STREETS 80 > > The Rangers watch as Hornitor and Scorpitron come THUNDERING > down the street toward them. MIKE: Well, MOVE, dummies! > > KIMBERLY > What're THOSE?! > > We hear Alpha on Tommy's wrist communicator. > > ALPHA 5 (V. 0.) > Rangers, call for your new animal > Zords! > > TOMMY > Let's DO it! CROW: TOMMY! Not in front of the others! > > One after another they click their new coins into their > morphers and go into their stances. > > KIMBERLY > NINJA CRANE ZORD! > > BILLY > NINJA WOLF ZORD! > > AISHA > NINJA BEAR ZORD! > > ADAM > NINJA FROG ZORD! > > ROCKY > NINJA APE ZORD! > > TOMMY > NINJA FALCON ZORD! > > From the sky, the six new ANIMAL ZORDS BURST FORTH LIKE > THUNDERING, MECHANICAL GODS. The Rangers look up at the > TOWERING ASSAULT VEHICLES in awe. TOM: Big pretty things... > > 81 INT. COCKPITS 81 > > We see VARIOUS SHOTS of the Rangers DROPPING INTO their > respective cockpits. TOM: Ow! CROW: Ouch! MIKE: Oh, my hinder! > > 81A EXT. MONORAIL STATION - NIGHT (OLD SC 69) 81A > > Fred, Bulk and Skull watch a sleek monorail pulling in. Skull > talks with a mouth full of pizza. > > SKULL > Look, kid, I don't think you > realize who you're dealing with. MIKE: And _you_ do? > > FRED > I don't think he realizes who > HE'S dealing with. MIKE: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! > > The train glides to a complete stop and the doors SLIDE OPEN . TOM: Even with no adults, mass transit works right on schedule! > > FRED > EVERYBODY ON BOARD! > > The youngsters pile through the doors, quickly filling up the > entire monorail. > > 81B EXT. CITY STREET 81B > > The parents round a corner, advance down the street like > machines. MIKE: Just givin' you an update, folks... Now back to the movie. > > 82 EXT. THE ECTO-MORPHICON MACHINES 82 > > ATTACK WITH A RELENTLESS FEROCITY. There's all kinds of > CRASHING and BASHING and EXPLOSIONS! TOM: Will you guys CHILL already? > > There's a BLAM, BLAM, BLAM as Scorpitron REPEATEDLY FIRES his > cannon arm at the Bear Zord, who in turn DEFLECTS THE VOLLEYS. > > Hornitor shoots a BLAST from it's stinger, the Crane Zord > dodges the FIERY ERUPTION. > > KIMBERLY (V. O.) > Nice try, Pinhead! MIKE: Eat my dust, you big ugly bug! > > Scorpitron repeatedly KICKS at the Frog Zord with it's BLADED > FEET, SENDING UP OSCILLATORY DISCHARGES, at the same time > SLASHING WITH IT'S LETHAL CLAWS. > > ADAM (V. O.) > Somebody back me up, here! MIKE: I think you're right! TOM: Yeah, me, too! > > Hornitor BORES IT'S DRILL ARM TOM: Well this movie bores US, what's your point? > INTO THE APE ZORD, SENDING > EXPLOSIONS OF SPARKS. MIKE: As long as it doesn't try to send them UPS... > > ROCKY (V. O.) > These things are FEROCIOUS! > > The Bear Zord CHARGES HORNITOR and the two Mastodons go > CRASHING BACKWARD. MIKE: Mastodons? TOM: Psst, the Mastodon is gone, you guys... > > AISHA (V.O.) > The bear kicks butt! > > Hornitor SEARS TOM: JC PENNEY'S! MIKE: MONTGOMERY WARD'S! CROW: DILLARDS! > the Wolf Zord with it's needle-nose. In > retaliation, the Wolf Zord POUNCES, KNOCKING HORNITOR INTO THE > STREET. Now the Falcon Zord SWOOPS THROUGH THE AIR. > > TOMMY (V.O.) > Heads up! ALL: > > He FIRES BOOSTER ROCKETS, STRAFING SCORPITRON WITH AN INTENSE > FUSILLADE. > > Hornitor gets back up -- the Ape Zord SWINGS DOWN FROM > BILLBOARD, RAMS HIM FEET FIRST, SENDS HIM CATAPULTING BACK. > > ROCKY (V.O.) > Hope you've got a good mechanic. > > Scorpitron FIRES A VOLLEY at the Frog Zord -- the Zord BOUNDS > THROUGH THE AIR, AVOIDING THE BLAST, COMES CRASHING DOW MIKE: Looks like it's Black Monday again! > ON > TOP OF SCORPITRON. > > The Falcon Zord swoops in and blasts Scorpitron who BLOWS UP > INTO A BILLION FLAMING PARTICLES! MIKE: So, one down, one to go? TOM: Yep. Gee, 6 to two... Seems kinda unfair, huh? > > KIMBERLY (V.O.) > WE GOT HIM!! > > IVAN > (outraged) > These brats are ruining > EVERYTHING! MIKE: And I would've gotten away with it, too; if it hadn't been for you wretched kids and your dog! > > Mordant and Goldar watch popeyed TOM: The sailored man! > as IVAN'S BODY STRETCHES OUT > LIKE A HUGE PIECE OF GUM. MIKE: So kiss a little longer... TOM: Double, double your refreshment... CROW: You get extra flavor, extra fun... > > He STRETCHES and STRETCHES MIKE: And stretches! And stretches! TOM: It's Jonah13! > until his head BURSTS THROUGH THE > STOMACH OF SCORPITRON. CROW: AH! _Aliens_! MIKE: What it is with all the references to movie by 20th Century Fox... Ohhhh... > > We hear a resounding SNAP AS IVAN'S FEET ARE RELEASED FROM THE > ROOFTOP AND HIS ENTIRE BEING SPURTS INSIDE THE GIANT'S BELLY. TOM: Is this some kind of sex metaphor, Mike? MIKE: God, I hope not... > > Now there's all sorts of GURGLING and SLURPING sounds as the > monster's face SHAPE-SHIFTS INTO IVAN'S FACE! > > He grins, revealing his silver tooth. CROW: Ok, he's got a silver tooth- WE GET IT, already! > > IVAN > Let's TANGO! CROW: But it takes two to tango, and you've got... Well, seven. > > TOMMY (V.O.) > We need Ninja MEGAZORD POWER, > NOW! > > There's amazing PYROTECHNICS AS FIVE ANIMAL ZORDS MERGE > TOGETHER AND TRANSFORM INTO THE NINJA MEGAZORD. CROW: This would probably be a lot more impressive if we could see it. TOM: I doubt it... This IS Saban we're talking about... > > 82A INT. COMMAND CENTER 82A > > As Alpha watches the battle on the viewing globe, he does > little jig. > > ALPHA 5 > GO, Rangers! GO, Rangers! GO, > Rangers! GO! TOM: That scene almost makes me yearn for "Ay-yi-yi". Almost. > > 83 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 83 > > The Rangers are side by side, each of them handling different > controls. > > BILLY > ACTIVATING NINJA MEGAZORD BATTLE > MODE! > > 84 EXT. MAIN STREET 84 > > There's plenty of GRINDING and SCRAPING as the MEGAZORD RISES > UP TO ITS FULL, TOWERING HEIGHT. CROW: Mike, why do I suddenly need a cigarette? > > BILLY (V.O.) > All systems go! > > KIMBERLY (V.O.) > This guy is messing with the > wrong teenagers! > > The behemoths CHARGE each other and the mother of all battles > begins. TOM: ...in Iraq. But that has nothing to do with THIS film, so... > > 85 EXT. GREENWAY STREET - NIGHT 85 > > The parents continue to advance through the city like robots. MIKE: Move along, nothing to see here... > > 86 OMITTED 86 TOM: Probably another "parents walking through the city streets like zombies/robots/machines" scene. > > 87 EXT. MAIN STREET - NIGHT 87 > > The battle continues. Remarkably, these enormous machines > pull off DOUBLE PUNCHES, DROP KICKS, ROUNDHOUSE HOOKS, > SPINBACK KICKS -- YOU NAME IT! MIKE: Ah, the glorious return of "you name it"! TOM: In all caps, even! > > KIMBERLY (V.O.) > ENGAGING KNUCKLE ROCKETS! > > BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM -- The Megazord STRAFES Ivan/Scorpitron > with EXPLODING MISSILES. > > IVAN/COLOSSUS > Don't make me LAUGH! MIKE: A farmer's daughter walks into a bar... > > Ivan/Scorpitron SINGES the Megazord with a DEVASTATING LASER > BLAST, MIKE: Yeah, that movie was pretty devastating... TOM: But Leonard Maltin gave it two-and-a-half stars! > SENDING IT TUMBLING BACKWARD. > > RANGERS (V.O.) > WHOOOAAAHH!! > > The Falcon Zord SWOOPS IN, STRAFING Ivan/Scorpitron with > gunfire. Ivan/Scorpitron now turns to Angel Grove Tower and > grabs hold of it. ALL: Take me out to the ball, game/ Take me out to the field... > > 88 EXT. TOWER 88 > > Mordant grabs on to Goldar. > > GOLDAR > I'm outta here. > > MORDANT > Wait for me! TOM: No! CROW: Let him die! > > Goldar TAKES FLIGHT with Mordant CLINGING DESPERATELY TO ONE > OF HIS LEGS. MIKE: There's an image I didn't need. > > GOLDAR > GET OFF ME! > > MORDANT > BUT I'M YOUR COUSIN! > > GOLDAR > SECOND COUSIN, THREE TIMES > REMOVED. NOW GET OFF ME! <6 5 4 3 2 @> > 89 EXT. MAIN STREET 89 > > Ivan/Scorpitron RIPS THE TOWER OUT AND USES IT AS A SWORD TO > BATTLE THE MEGAZORD. > > IVAN/SCORPITRON > UN GARDE! MIKE: Hey, if you gonna use foreign words, at least spell them right! TOM: They misspelled "gesundheit" earlier, too... > > The giant SWINGS THE TOWER, BATTERING THE MEGAZORD > MERCILESSLY. > > ROCKY (V.O.) > POWER SWORD, NOW! MIKE: Ah, that's what Rocky calls his penis... TOM: That's certainly not what any of the girls call it! CROW: Billy, on the other hand... > > The POWER SWORD DROPS FROM THE HEAVENS, PIERCES THE GROUND. > Megazord grips the handle, raises it to the sky. > > ADAM (V.O.) > HIGH POWER ENGAGE! > > The sword is STRUCK BY THUNDERBOLTS and now the behemoths > SLASH and PARRY WITH CATACLYSMIC BURSTS OF SPARKS. TOM: Heeeere we are... Born to be kings... ALL: We're the Princes of the Universe! > > Ivan/Scorpitron takes a swing and the TOWER SMASHES INTO > MONORAIL, SHATTERING A TWENTY FOOT SECTION OF AN OVERPASS CROW: Gee, all the kids on the monorail are gonna die. TOM: What a pity. MIKE: Real shame. > > Ivan/Scorpitron continues backing the Megazord toward an > enormous power station. > > IVAN/SCORPITRON > Time to recharge your batteries, > FLOWER Rangers! MIKE: The Shower Rangers! TOM: The Dour Ranger! CROW: The Matt Lauer Rangers! > > He takes a final, DEVASTATING BLOW, SENDS MEGAZORD HURTLING > THROUGH THE AIR AND DOWN INTO GIANT GENERATORS. > > There's an APOCALYPTIC FIREWORKS DISPLAY ALL: > AS TEN MILLION VOLTS > COURSE THROUGH MEGAZORD. > > 90 INT. COCKPIT 90 > > The kids are SHOWERED WITH SPARKS - ELECTRICAL TENTACLES > SPLAY THROUGHOUT THE COCKPIT. > > RANGERS > WHOOAAAAAHHH!!! > > 90A OMITTED 90A > > 91 EXT. MEGAZORD 91 > > Rolls clear, SMOKE AND SPARKS SPITTING FROM ITS JOINTS. > > BILLY (V.O.) > SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! MIKE: Mal-func-tion! Mal-func-tion! > > AISHA (V.O.) > OUR SEMI-CONDUCTORS ARE DOWN! > > IVAN PICKS UP THE PROSTRATE MEGAZORD, RAISES IT OVER HIS HEAD > AND THROWS IT. ToM: Great, now Ivan thinks he's Jesse "the Body" Ventura! > > IVAN/COLOSSUS > NEXT STOP, ANGEL GROVE FIRST > NATIONAL! MIKE: Oh, good, cuz I have a check I need to cash. > > He HURTLES THE MEGAZORD INTO A BUILDING with a sign that > "Angel Grove First National Bank". The ENTIRE SIDE OF THE > BUILDING IS DEMOLISHED. > > TOMMY (V.O.) > One more blow like that and we're > HISTORY! > > 92 EXT. THE MONORAIL 92 > > Speeds around a bend. CROW: Where's Keanu Reeves when you need him?! > > 93 INT. FRED 93 > > Looks on in shock at the huge rupture in the tracks ahead. > > FRED > EVERYBODY HANG ON!! > > He YANKS the emergency cord. It doesn't work! MIKE: Well, isn't THAT convenient? > > 94 EXT. THE TRAIN 94 > > The train heads for the jagged edge of the broken track. CROW: So, they're headed for a big hole in the track? MIKE: Yep. TIM: Pretty much. > > 95 INT. FALCON ZORD COCKPIT 95 > > Tommy throws his collective forward. MIKE: Ewww! Tommy, don't do that! > > TOMMY > The monorail is in trouble! I'm > going in! TOM: I don't think your Zord is gonna fit in the monorail, Tommy. > > 98 EXT. THE MONORAIL 98 TOM: HEY! What happened to parts 96 and 97? > > has almost reached the rupture. Suddenly the Falcon Zord > SWOOPS IN AND FILLS THE RIFT. MIKE: Hey! They ripped that off from _Superman_! > > The monorail miraculously SLIDES across the back of the zord > and continues down the tracks. > > 99 INT. MONORAIL 99 > > Fred, Bulk, Skull and the hundreds of kids CHEER WILDLY. > We hear: "Right on!", "All right Power Rangers!", "Awesome!" MIKE: "White Power!" TOM: "Hell no, we won't go!" CROW: "I am sooo high!" > > 100 EXT. IVAN/COLOSSUS 100 > > climbs up a ten story building like a mechanical King Kong. ALL: > > 101 INT. COCKPIT 101 > > The kids watch as Ivan reaches the top of the building, gazes > up at the stormy skies. > > ROCKY > What's he doing?! > > There's more SLURPING and BUBBLING AS HIDEOUS, BAT-LIKE WINGS > ERUPT FROM HIS BACK. TOM: He's a Transformer! > > The wings FAN OUT and Ivan/Colossus DIVES INTO THE AIR AND > SOARS UP INTO THE HEAVENS. > > BILLY > Let's go after him!! CROW: Nah, let's just stay here and watch him take over the world. > > 102 INT. FALCON ZORD COCKPIT 102 > > TOMMY > Ultra Ninja Megazord complete! CROW: No, it isn't... TOM: One more scene, Tommy... > > 103 EXT. MEGAZORD 103 > > The Falcon Zord SWOOPS down and latches on to the back of the > Megazord. Now the Megazord GLOWS WITH A TRANSCENDENTAL > LUMINESCENCE and GLORIOUS WINGS SPREAD OUT FROM IT'S BACK. MIKE: Ok, NOW it's complete... > > 104 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 104 > > Tommy DROPS INTO a seat beside the other Rangers. TOM: OW! We gotta find a better way to do this, guys... > > TOMMY > I'm in! > > BILLY > LET'S FLY! > > Billy throws a switch. > > 105 EXT. MEGAZORD 105 > > The Megazord TAKES TO THE AIR with the grace of an Eagle. MIKE: No, it's a Falcon, dummy! > > 106 EXT. CITY STREET 106 > > Fred, Bulk, Skull and the entourage of kids come rushing > toward the construction site. They can see the parents > heading toward the drop off. ALL: Woo-hoo! Our parents are gonna die! YAY!! > > FRED > There they are! MIKE: Fire at will! CROW: Which one's Will? > > BULK > They're heading for the cliff! > > SKULL > That's gotta be an eighty foot > drop! > > KID #3 > Whadda we do?! MIKE: Party! > > Fred thinks for a moment, his eyes settling on a large tanker > truck. > > FRED > FOLLOW ME!! > > 107 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 107 > > Billy fixes on a screen. TOM: Yeah, he'll do that. > > ADAM > We've got him locked! > > BILLY > Speed? MIKE: No, I prefer morphine, thanks... > > AISHA > 1600 m.p.h. and increasing! > > TOMMY > Everybody hold on tight. We're > gonna send this sucker into > OBLIVION! TOM: Oh, good... I hear it's nice this time of year. > > 108 EXT. SKY 108 > > KAPAOW!!! > > SPARKS EXPLODE AND METAL CRUNCHES AS THE TWO GIANTS GO > CATAPULTING OFF INTO OUTER SPACE. CROW: Never to be seen again. TOM: And there was much rejoicing... ALL: Yay. > > 109 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 109 > > Zedd and Rita are now half-buried in snow, both of them blue > in the face. As usual, Rita is ranting away. > > RITA > You call yourself a hell-hound?! MIKE: Well, no, not really... > A basset hound is more like it. > If you were a real outlaw you > would've gotten me out of this > blizzard HOURS ago! > > Zedd shakes his head in misery. TOM: Please kill me... > > ZEDD > This is the last time I marry a > witch. > > Zedd and Rita react as they see Ivan/Colossus and Megazord > shooting out into the stars. > > RITA > It's Ivan and the Megazord!! MIKE: Sounds like the name of a rock band. > > 110 EXT. OUTER SPACE 110 > > The two behemoths HURTLE THROUGH SPACE while POUNDING, > SLASHING and RIPPING at each other. > > IVAN/COLOSSUS > NOTHING can defeat the Powers of > Darkness! > > Now Ivan/Colossus goes to town on Megazord. WHOMP! THWACK! > CRUNCH! He SMASHES the machine mercilessly. > > 111 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 111 > > The cockpit fills with smoke, SPARKS erupt from panels, > EMERGENCY LIGHTS FLASH. > > BILLY > WE'RE BREAKING UP! CROW: I hear that's hard to do... > > 112 EXT. OUTER SPACE 112 > > Ivan/Colossus BASHES the Megazord so hard that the machine > does MULTIPLE CARTWHEELS through the cosmos. MIKE: 9.5 TOM: 9.0 CROW: 9.85 > > Ivan/Colossus makes a KAMIKAZE-DIVE straight for Megazord > > IVAN/COLOSSUS > SLAM DANCE, ANYONE?! MIKE: Sure, I'd love to! > > He BASHES the Megazord, SENDS IT SPIRALING. > > 113 INT. MEGAZORD > > FLAMES ERUPT in the cockpit - everything SHAKES and RATTLES > > ADAM > He's on us!! > > BILLY > Wait a second... What time is > it? > > ROCKY > Two thirty three a.m. > > BILLY > Ryan's Comet!! CROW: And we HAVE closure on the subplot! > > KIMBERLY > What about it? > > Biily punches information into a keyboard. > > BILLY > It's passing over earth as we > speak! > (reading screen) > Trajectory coordinates are > 009843. > > ADAM > Billy, that's BRILLIANT! > > KIMBERLY TOM: She's speechless! > > BILLY > We get Ivan into the Comets PATH-- > > AISHA > -- and KABOOOM -- he's space > dust! MIKE: Geez, you have to spoon feed these kids! TOM: For saviors of the planet, they're not very bright. > 113A EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE 113A > > Fred is standing beside the water truck holding a large hose > Bulk and Skull are in the truck cabin trying to start the > engine. It turns over but it won't catch. TOM: Oh, God! Now it's a bad horror movie! > > FRED > Come on! Come on! > > The parents are now five feet from the drop off. > Bulk turns the key again and the engine starts up. > > FRED > All right! > > He LETS IT RIP -- MIKE: Oh, man! What did I have for lunch today? P-U!! > A POWERFUL JET OF WATER ARCS THROUGH THE AIR > AND SHOWERS DOWN ON THE PARENTS. MIKE: Wet t-shirt contest! 'BOTS: WOOOOO!!! > > They're about a foot away from the drop when they come to a > standstill, all of them sharing confused looks. > > There's all sorts of CHEERS as parents and kids are reunited. MIKE: When we get home, young man, you are gonna get SUCH a whipping! > Fred runs into his father's arms. > > FRED > DAD!! > > Bulk turns to Skull, holds out his arms. > > BULK > SKULL!! > > SKULL > BULK!! > > They embrace -- Skull practically gets crushed by his burly > friend. TOM: These to really make you wanna vomit sometimes, huh? MIKE: "Sometimes"? > > > 114 OMITTED 114 > > 115 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 115 > > Zedd and Rita continue watching the battle from the snow > globe. > > RITA > I hope those Rangers put that > lousy lowlife out of his misery! > > ZEDD > GO POWER RANGERS! MIKE: GO!!! TOM: Power Rangers win the Super Bowl!! > > 116 EXT. OUTER SPACE 116 > > Ivan/Colossus SLAMS into Megazord again and the pair go > TWISTING THROUGH THE STARS. MIKE: Shall we dance? > > Ivan/Colossus gets the Megazord into a lethal bear hug. CROW: HEY! You're stealing my bit! > > IVAN/COLOSSUS > Have you hugged your Zord today? MIKE: Awwww... See, Ivan's really not such a bad guy... > > 117 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 117 > > KIMBERLY > > R.G.P. PRESSURE IS HEADING INTO THE RED! > > TOMMY > WE'RE GOING TO IMPLODE! > > BILLY > THREE DEGREES OFF THE COMETS > TRAJECTORY! > > ROCKY > GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT! > > All the Rangers go to work. TOM: Shouldn't that read "All the Rangers GO TO WORK!" MIKE: Yeah, really... With all the excitement in this script, you'd think they'd be a little more enthusiastic in the final scenes of the movie. > > 118 118 > thru OMITTED thru > 118A 118A > > 119 EXT. OUTER SPACE 119 > > Ivan/Colossus continues to SQUEEZE Megazord. We hear > SCREECHING METAL and BURSTING VALVES. > > 120 INT. COMMAND CENTER 120 > > Alpha and Zordon watch as Ivan/Colossus bear hugs Megazord. > > ALPHA 5 > Ay, yi, yi! The Rangers are > going to be CRUSHED! MIKE: ...when they find out I didn't get them any Christmas presemts. > > ZORDON > Don't lose hope yet, Alpha! > > 121 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 121 > > BILLY > 009843... 42... 41! WE'RE IN > ALIGNMENT! MIKE: Lawful good? TOM: Chaotic evil? CROW: Neutral good? > > ROCKY > THERE'S THE COMET! > > We see a BRILLIANT COMET BLAZING straight toward us! ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! MIKE: No, wait! I don't think they really mean "us"... I think they mean in the movie. 'BOTS: Oooohhh... > > BILLY > IMPACT IN FIFTEEN SECONDS! > > TOMMY > WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!! > > 122 EXT. OUTER SPACE 122 > > Ivan/Colossus continues to SQUEEZE Megazord, oblivious to MIKE: How lame the plot was. > the > COMET BOMBING TOWARD HIM. Megazord struggles fiercely to > break free. MIKE: This relationship is suffocating me! > > 123 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 123 > > ADAM > WE CAN'T BREAK FREE! > > BILLY > IMPACT IN EIGHT SECONDS! > > AISHA > Desperate times call for > desperate measures. ALL MOMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!! > > Aisha opens a metal switch cover. > > KIMBERLY > What're you doing?! > > Inside is a red switch with a sign: "FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY" > > AISHA > Taking care of business. MIKE: Every day? CROW: Every way? > > She flicks the switch. > > 124 EXT. OUTER SPACE 124 > > Ivan/Colossus is about to CRUSH Megazord into oblivion whEn MIKE: Whoah! TOM: It's Torgo! AAAAAH! > Megazord's KNEE SUDDENLY RISES WITH LIGHTNING SPEED AND KICKS > IVAN/COLOSSUS RIGHT IN THE GROIN. CROW: WHAAAAAAT?? MIKE: So, all this for a knee-in-the-groin joke? > > Ivan/Colossus releases Megazord and DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN. > > IVAN/COLOSSUS > YEEOOOOOWWW!!!! > > 125 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 125 > > AISHA > Bull's eye! > > BILLY MIKE: Remind me not to get Aisha mad at me! > FOUR SECONDS TO IMPACT! > > TOMMY > WE'RE OUTTA HERE! MIKE: Uh-oh... Dennis Miller's gonna sue! > > 126 EXT. OUTER SPACE 126 > > Megazord WINGS OUT OF THE WAY as the COMET BLASTS STRAIGHT > TOWARD IVAN/COLOSSUS. > > In the last second, he see the HURTLING ORB. > > IVAN/COLOSSUS > NOOOOOOOOOOOOUOOOO!!!! TOM: Oh, poopie! > > Now we witness the EXPLOSION TO END ALL EXPLOSIONS as > Ivan/Colossus is TRANSFORMED INTO A BILLION FLAMING PARTS > HURTLING THROUGH OUTER SPACE. MIKE: Oooohhh... CROW: Ahhhhh... > > > 127 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 127 > > The Rangers all throw their hands up in triumph. MIKE: Maybe that's were the rogue hands come from. The Rangers are just throwing them around! > > RANGERS > MORPHENOMENAL!! > > > 128 INT. COMMAND CENTER 128 > > Alpha LEAPS for joy. > > ALPHA 5 > HOORAY, POWER RANGERS!! > > > 129 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 129 > > Rita and Zedd both look immensely pleased. > > ZEDD > That was a CHEAP shot! TOM: This whole MOVIE is a cheap shot. > > RITA > We couldn't have done it better > ourselves. > > KAPOW -- Zedd and Rita APPEAR BACK IN ZEDD'S PALACE IN > ORIGINAL SIZE, both of them still covered in snow. > > 130 INT. COMMAND CENTER - DAY 130 > > The Rangers are gathered around Zordon, holding their helmets > in their hands. > > ZORDON > Rangers, by going after the Great > Power, all of you knowingly put > your lives at extreme risk... and > in so doing you not only saved my > life, you saved all of Angel > Grove and the world from a reign > of unthinkable terror. MIKE: Awwww, shucks... 'Tweren't nothin'... > > The Rangers literally beam. Alpha holds up a camera. > > ALPHA 5 > Everybody say cheese. > > The kids share amused looks and all together they LEAP IN THE > AIR, PUMPING THEIR FISTS UP VICTORIOUSLY. MIKE: Don't say "pumping"... > > RANGERS > POWER RANGERS!!! > > WE FREEZE FRAME. BEGIN CLOSING CREDITS. CROW: HALLELUHA!! > > 131 INT. ZEDD'S PALACE - DAY - OVER CLOSING CREDITS 131 CROW: There's MORE? NOOO!! > > Rita and Zedd chase Mordant and Goldar around the palac > BLASTING them with their staffs. > > GOLDAR > What'd we do?! MIKE: The fact that you exist is MORE than enough reason to want to kill you. > > ZEDD > It's not what you DID, it's what > you DIDN'T do! > > MORDANT > We tried to rescue you every > chance we had! > > RITA > LIARS! > > She WHACKS Goldar. TOM: I want you to whack him, and whack him good! > > GOLDAR > Ouch!! > > RITA > Do you know what it's like to be > stuck in a BLIZZARD FOR TWO > DAYS?! MIKE: Well, seeing as I come from Wisconsin, I'd have to say "yes". > > MORDANT > ... Cold? > > ZEDD > Are you trying to be funny?! > > Zedd BLASTS Mordant, SINGING his hairy behind. > > MORDANT > Hey, watch the hair!!! > > > FADE OUT. CROW: Are we done? Can we GO now? <@ 2 3 4 5 6> PEARL: Great.. All this stopping and starting! I HATE traffic... BRAIN GUY: Will you be careful? You're jiggling my brain around! I'm getting dizzy. PEARL: Oh, well, would YOU like to drive, oh impotent one? BRAIN GUY: Oh... well... I can't, you see... I... my brain.... BOBO: I WANNA DRIVE!!! PEARL: Shut up, Roddy McDowall... I... PEARL: Uh-oh... Something must be wrong with the bus... Dammit... All this jerking around must've caused a flame out... BRAIN GUY: Oh, now look at what you've done! PEARL: ME?!? Did you see that idiot? He merged right into the hyperspace bypass without signaling! BOBO: ROAD HOG!!! You can kiss my red butt!! PEARL: I'm broken down, and they're cramming by me! Don't these people know a delicate damsel in distress when they see one? BRAIN GUY: _I_ don't see one.... PEARL: Well we're going to have to get out of the way somehow! Get out and push, Bobo. BOBO: Me, Lawgiver? Why doesn't *he* do something for once? PEARL: Yes, you, Bobo. You see, if you don't get out and push, the Lawgiver can't get back to trying to rule the universe, and if I can't get back to trying to rule the universe... PEARL: I'M GOING TO HAVE CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS FOR DESSERT! You savvy, Charles Darwin?!? BOBO: Why don't I just get out and push Lawgiver? PEARL: Well, Bobo! How nice of you to offer! BRAIN GUY: Oh, icky! Right in the ashtray! BOBO: What about a space suit, Lawgiver? PEARL: What about it? BOBO: Of course... Silly me... BOBO: My this thing... Is rather heavy... I could use a hand... BOBO: That's... very kind of you, Lawgiver. BOBO: How... much... farther...? PEARL: Just a little bit more... Just a little bit more... Just a little bit more... Just a little bit more... <10 minutes later> BRAIN GUY: Do you mind hurrying a little bit, you pathetic excuse for a post-hominid? BOBO: PEARL: Oh, c'mon, ya wimp! Put your back into it! BOBO: I... I... ... gaaaaahhhh.... BRAIN GUY: Oh, GREAT! Now were _really_ stuck... PEARL: Oh, don't get your synapses in a bunch! We'll figure out how.... PEARL: Well silly me! In all the stopping and going, I just stalled the engine. PEARL: I have so much trouble driving a stick sometimes.... BRAIN GUY: AH! Well, let's get going, shall we... PEARL: I suppose we should try and find Bobo. PEARL & BRAIN GUY: NAAAAAAHHHHH.... Mystery Science Theater 3000 Created by JOEL HODGSON This MiSTing written by CATHERINE JOHNSON Host Segments by CATHERINE JOHNSON and CHRIS GLEASON Featuring Crow BILL CORBETT Mike Nelson MICHAEL J. NELSON Gypsy PATRICK BRANTSEG Servo KEVIN MURPHY Also Featuring Pearl Forrester MARY JO PEHL Observer BILL CORBETT Professor Bobo KEVIN MURPHY Cop BRIDGET JONES MST3K and all characters and situations contained therein are the brainchildren of Joel Hodgson, and are the property of Best Brains, Inc. They are used here without permission for purposes of entertainment only. MMPR and all character and sitations therein are the property of Saban and Fox. 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