Road Rovers - Space Ace Archies Show Crossover
                                        
				Episode #2
<Scene opens with Hunter speaking to the guests.>
                                        
				HUNTER
Hi gang.  You know the old saying, four's company and five's a crowd?  Well,
I just figured out a way to keep Buzz Lightyear from always tagging along
with Ace, me and the girls. <Gets mean, funny sneer on his face> You see,
there's this old beat-up plane down at the city airport.  Well, I plan to go
over to the local...
<Scene now changes to the Hill Valley Diner on Main Street where the
Institute of Future Technology friends are hanging out over ice cream sodas,
sundaes, etc.  They are listening to oldies Rock & Roll hits from the 50s
and 60s when a news bulletin or commercial comes over the air.>
                                        
				RADIO D.J.
We interrupt your favorite music hits for this special announcement.  The
winner of the Flying Ace Sweepstakes is Buzz Lightyear of Hill Valley!
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR <Gives disgusted look>
A lucky guy...                                        
				RADIO D.J.
He may pick up his airplane at the city airport anytime.
                                        
				SPACE ACE <Yells excidetly>
Hey Lightyear!  That's you.
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Huh? WHOOPS! <He falls out of booth seat onto floor.> That's me, I'm the
lucky guy!
                                ANABELLE <Rolls her eyes upwards>
The Red Baron flies again.
<At the radio station, Hunter thanks the disc jockey for reading the message
over the air>                                        
				HUNTER
Thanks alot Robocop you read that announcement just the way I wrote it.
                                        
				ROBOCOP
My pleasure G.I.Joe...Glad to have you on the air with me bro.
<Later the gang drives off in Doc Brown's time-traveling Delorean.>
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Hurry up Ace I can't hardly wait.
                                        
				COLLEEN <Excited too>
I didn't know you entered a contest Buzz.
                                        
				KIMBERLY
Me neither.
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR <Confused>
Ah I don't remember entering one neither.
                                        
				SPACE ACE
Well there's Hill Valley International Airport now gang.
<They pull into the parking lot area, then head over to where the private
planes, commuter turboprops, cessnas are kept.>
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Hey, I bet that's my airplane over there. <Notices a nice looking model.>
                                        
				COLLEEN
What a beauty. <She can't take her eyes off it.>
                                        
				SPACE ACE
Hold it Space Ranger, look over there grand prize. <Points to an ATR-72
turboprop.> Wow! <Can't believe his own eyes> Looks like this baby needs
some fixing up.<Meanwhile Hunter is watching nearby, snickering to himself.>
                                        
				HUNTER
That ole crate was worth the jackpot.  I bet that'll keep Buzz fixing it for
a long time, cool.<Suddenly he is distracted by Colleen and Kimberly coming up.>
                                        
				COLLEEN
Huntie!  What are you doing here?
                                        
				HUNTER
Oh I just came over to see Buzz get his prize.  So now I've seen it, shall
we go ladies?                                        
				KIMBERLY
But Lightyear and Ace are busy fixing it up.
                                        
				HUNTER <Shocked>Space Ace too?
                                        
				SPACE ACE
Hi Hunter, stick around.  Buzz says he'll get this baby flying in no time.
                                        
				HUNTER <Grabs head in both hands>
THIS ISN'T HOW I PLANNED IT AT ALL!  BUMMER!
<Finally the two friends finish the final touches on the turboprop, American
Eagle Flight 101.>                                        

				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
The engine's done Ace.                                        

				SPACE ACE
I finished checking all the gauges Buzz.
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Hey let's test her out.  Whoops, <Does double take> Where's Hunter?  He's
missing all the fun.                                        

				SPACE ACE
He must've got tired watching and fell asleep somewhere, ha-ha!  Well let's
see if we can get her started Buzz, contact.
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Contact! <He's seated in the captain's chair>
<As the ranger brings the engine up to idle speed, the props spinning,
Anabelle runs over and leaps into the plane, sitting herself in the 1st
Officer's seat.>
                                        
				ANABELLE <Smiles and gives thumbs up>
I just can't resist airplanes, they bring out the flying in me, YES!
<Now the commuter plane begins rolling across the taxiways towards the
runway.  Unfortunately, Ace is standing too close to the engines so the
backwash or exhaust-blast blows him head over heels onto his ass!>
                                        
				SPACE ACE
Hey Buzz, not too much gas! <Looks up> Buzz?  BUUUUUZZ?!
                                        
				COLLEEN <Horrified>
Ace, look!
				SPACE ACE
Holy BLEEP-BLEEP he took off!
<American Eagle 101 lifts off into the sky.  Anabelle gets frightened look
on her face, throwing both paws over her eyes!>
                                        
				ANABELLE
Flying brings out the chicken in me, AHHHHHHHHH!
                                        
				HUNTER <Waking up from nap>
Hey what's all the commotion, what's up? <Looks out windscreen> YOW!  We
are!  Lightyear get me down from here!
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Oh hi Hunter, so that's where you went huh?
<Both Hunter and Anabelle cling to each other, horror frozen on their faces!>
                                        
				HUNTER
You weren't suppose to fly this thing you idiot!
                                        
				ANABELLE
You don't even know how to fly!  You don't even have a pilot license!
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Who's flying?  I'm just sitting here. <Reclines back in seat> The plane's
doing all the flying.
<Actually he has it on autopilot...Now the turboprop begins making some
dangerous manuvers!>                                        

				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Don't look now G.I.Joe but, the world just turned upside down.
                                        
				HUNTER
Oooooh, I think I'm gonna hurl. <Face starts turning green>
                                        
				ANABELLE
Ahhhhh, me too. <She too looks like she's gonna puke>
<The plane makes some more wild moves until Lightyear gets it back under
control again.>                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Zowie, for a second there I thought I blacked out.
<Suddenly on the ground, Kim, Colleen and Ace notice something wrong!>
                                        
				COLLEEN
Oh no!  Blimey I can't bear to look. <Covers face with hands as does Kim>
                                        
				SPACE ACE
Take it easy girls, you know the old saying.  What goes up's gotta come
down. <Gets frightened look too> Wow and here they come, duck!
<All three hit the ground as American Eagle zooms overhead.  Lightyear waves
to them through the cockpit window.>
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Hi ya gang, how am I doing? <Just then he sees a bird up ahead> Hey look out
up there, get out of the road!
<This bird happens to be a magpie!  One of the props hits its tail-feathers
causing it to screech in shock and pain!>
                                        
				ANABELLE
Uh-oh, don't look now.  But I think somebody's mad.
<The enraged black and white bird whirls around and begins attacking the
turboprop.>                                        
				HUNTER <Annoyed>
You would have to pick on a magpie.
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Hey now cut that out you're wrecking my plane, stop that!
<Lightyear is yelling at bird which begins pecking at his windscreen and wings.>
                                        
				HUNTER
Stop him Buzz, stop him use your head!
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Hey that's an idea. <Pops down helmet visor> Come and get me birdie!
<Magpie dives at Lightyear, pops him once or twice in the head, gets his
beak hurt and flies away screeching.>
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Sorry sucker...NOT! <Gives the finger.>
                                        
				HUNTER <Rolls his eyes, throws hands
in the air>Now I've seen everything.
                                        
				COLLEEN <Looking up>
What's wrong?
                                        
				KIMBERLY
Yeah?
                                        
				SPACE ACE
Uh-oh, sounds like the engine's cutting out.
<In fact, the plane's running low on fuel!  Now it starts freefalling
towards the ground.  Hunter and Anabelle are grabbing each other in horror!>
                                        
				ANABELLE
Oh no!  We're gonna crash!
                                        
				HUNTER
We're going down!  AGH!
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Hang on Hunter, I got an idea.                                        

				HUNTER
I hope it's a good one.
<At the last second the ranger activates the flaps & slats, and the landing
gear comes down.>                                        
				HUNTER
It's a good one, cool!                                        

				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Now hang on and brace for impact.
<Buzz next engages the reverse thrusters and foot-brakes to slow the plane
down just in time.>                                        

				COLLEEN & KIMBERLY
YAAAAAAAH, HORRAAAY!                                        

				SPACE ACE
Yaaaah, alright! <All three slap high five and low five together!>
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Hey it's okay Hunter, we're down.
                                        
				HUNTER <Opens his eyes>
We are?  WE ARE!  Lightyear ole pal, from now on we're friends as long as we
live!<Later back at the Hill Valley Cafe...>
                                        
				KIMBERLY
You know?  I can't help but think Hunter had something to do with Buzz
winning that plane.                                        
				SPACE ACE
Yeah, he's been acting awful guilty about it and he bought Lightyear a huge
supply of cheeseburgers.  How you doing Buzz?
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR <Eating, he answers back>
Ummm, just fine Ace, yum, but Hunter didn't have to do that, um, I mean well
after fixing up that old plane, I could probably fix just about anything
that could fly.                                        
				SPACE ACE
Hey, here comes Hunter now.  Looks like Hunter could use some fixing up.
<Hunter, looking guilty or feeling blue staggers in, hands in pockets,
downcast look on his face.>
                                        
				BUZZ LIGHTYEAR <Calls to him>
Hey Hunter ole flying buddy, when are we going up again?
                                        
				HUNTER <Reacts in shock>
Huh? <Turns around and bolts> GACK!
                                        
				ANABELLE <Laughs out loud>
That sure fixed Hunter up, look at him run HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
<Story ends with Hunter, yelling or screaming, running down main street.>
                                        
END OF STORY #2