TheCrossoverPoems
A Fox in Red Speedo
by griddus
David D. a man so fine
I'd drink his bathwater like fine wine
Fry some Spam for him to eat
Served in a red wheelbarrow, what a treat!
So far this poem is speedoless
But never panic, I suggest
Small, tight and cute asa can be
Snuggles his butt for all to see!
Crossover Getaway
by gizzie
David Duchovny's hazel eyes
and Red Speedo elicit sighs
The water from his bath I'd drink
We'd dine on Spam, so firm, so pink
My heart is pierced with love's sweet arrow
We'll run away in a Red Wheelbarrow
Decadence
by me
Bathroom steamy-
as he waits
Red Speedo ready-
for me to take
David, I'd drink your bathwater-
you'd always find.
If only Spam were not your kind-
of Decadence!
Hot lovin' in a Red Wheelbarrow would be better!
Crossover Fantasy
by gizzie
I'd drink the water from his bath
Push him down a country path
In Red Wheelbarrow, speedo-less
And feed him Spam...are you impressed?
Dinner Time
by gizzie
David Duchovny's dinner time
Hangs red speedo on the line
Leaves Red Wheelbarrow out in the yard
Cooks some spam, it's not hard!
Teacups, Speedos, and SPAM!
by womanfish
Who can't love him
drenched and dripping
in his red speedo...
titilating needs, oh!
Will you be mine?
So I can drink from that
oversized teacup
filled with your.......
"fine wine?
Oh, Daaaaaveeeeeeed....
no Michaelangelo HAM
could be as diving....
as your blessed SPAM!
The David Deal
by Rinski
What's the big deal about David D
Was a question that always puzzeled me.
My friend would always talk and rave
about how much she loved her Dave.
I saw the X-files and I could see
what the big deal must be.
So she and I took a browse on the net
to see how much info we could get.
We saw stuff on a red speedo and about that we did not know.
The spam and sheelbarrow left us without a clue
so we need more information from you!
Crossover Fairytale
by gizzie
Once upon a red wheelbarrow
Daid sits in speedo narrow
Doesn't want the Spam for snacks
Leaves the blue can by his slacks
He's so sexy, get me bothered
I would drink this guys bathwater.
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