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From: thenixtr@acy1.digex.net (The Nixtr)
Newsgroups: alt.toys.transformers
Subject: FANFIC: CLASTER BLUES, PART 4 (of 5)
Date: 19 Apr 1996 20:14:18 -0400
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Part 4.

     Megatron and I meet at a prearranged site- Allen Sherman
Dam.
     Megatron says to me, So, Optimus, we meet again at last. 
Remember the last time we met here?
     And I say, yes.  Wanna have another bout with those laser
rod-type weapon, like we did in the scene from More Than Meets
the Eye, part 2?  And he says, no.  We don't want to overkill a
good idea.  So I tell him I'm glad he's still a gun and not a
tank.  He says he likes the Generation 1 figures better.  That's
good because I have plans for him in gun mode.  It really would
be hard to pick him up in tank mode.  He says he knows why I'm
here, to form an alliance against Marvel.  I ask him how he knows
that, and he says because he read the Generation 2 story.  We
form an alliance, and if you follow issues nine and ten, you see
that it's almost as if we can read each other's mind.  I say to
him it's just a story.
     He says Prime, we've been fighting each other four zillion
years.  You should know it's true.  I say prove it.  He says
think of something and he'll freely associate it.  I say he's
mixing metaphors.  He tells me to get an English book and start
thinking.
     I think Rebirth.
     He says "Corny."
     I think Underbase.
     He says, "Borg Ship."
     I think, Monteverde.
     He says, "Shredder."
     I think, Barbie Doll.
     He says, "Trendy."
     I think, Bill Gates.
     He says, "Machiavellian."
     I think Volvo.
     He says, "Sexy."
     I think Dilbert.
     He says, "Sullivan."

     Then Megatron tells me something important.  He tells me
that Marvel is small potatoes.  He told me about Kenner and
something called Beast Wars.  He said that they were going to
change us from sophisticated beings to instinctive animals.  I
said it's a rumor.  But he confirms it.  I knew I had to hear it
from a Transformer to believe it.  Then Megatron asks me where
I've been since 1992.  I say I was watching Japanese episodes of
Transformers and studying up on Tech Specs up on the CyberNet
Space Cube.  He says I should invest in a Warworld instead.  It's
more dynamic.  He says the Cube probably doesn't even have the
new Residents album.  I ask what new Residents album.  He says he
rests his case.
     I proceed to ask him what's really so bad about Beast Wars
that we have to get so upset over it, anyway?  He says, let me
put it this way: you are now a bat named Optimus Primal.
     I transform Megatron to a gun and run with anger to Kenner's
main office.



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