Path: msunews!news.gmi.edu!usenet.eel.ufl.edu!newsfeed.internetmci.com!howland.reston.ans.net!news-e1a.megaweb.com!newstf01.news.aol.com!newsbf02.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: thenixtr@aol.com (The Nixtr) Newsgroups: alt.toys.transformers Subject: FANFIC: DEFORMERS, PART 4 of 5 Date: 25 Sep 1995 20:34:24 -0400 Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) Lines: 128 Sender: root@newsbf02.news.aol.com Message-ID: <447hqg$rqt@newsbf02.news.aol.com> Reply-To: thenixtr@aol.com (The Nixtr) NNTP-Posting-Host: newsbf02.mail.aol.com Part 4. Though they were Decepticrums, you know, evil and all that, they entered the room which housed Vector Graphics with reverence, though the continuous hum which indicated the supernatural in animated programs was getting on their nerves. "There it is," whispered Galvaschlong. He was acute at identifying the obvious. Vector Graphics was dormant- literally. At regular intervals, the Decepticrums heard it snore. "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....", snored Vector Graphics. "Now," said Galvaschlong, "to put the shell of the matrix into Vector Graphics. I know THAT works. I saw it on 'The Rebirth'." Galvaschlong somehow managed to put the clumsily large matrix into the slender slot of Vector Graphics. Hey, it worked on "The Rebirth." Vector Graphics woke up from his deep sleep, rising from its resting post to above Decepticrum eye level. "hm hu uh... Who woke me up you mopes?" "Hey," Ice Scream retorted. "Aren't you supposed to introduce yourself first?" "Wha? Oh, yeah." Then Vector Graphics answered in a stately voice, "I am Vector Graphics. Before Cyclotron was, I! was." (imagine the "I!" boldface in 48 point type if not available.) "Uh, who the heck are you?" "I am Galvaschlong!" "Huh?" asked Vector Graphics. "What happened to your voice? I remember seeing the Movie and Dr. Spock was doing it..." Ice Scream concluded that Vector Graphics had been sleeping for quite a long time. Galvaschlong continued. "I want you to put a crystal into my Decepticrum Matrix of Leadership, trademark." "Decepticrum?" Vector Graphics paused momentarily. He... (here's a pronoun that'll anger the feminists) he didn't know why; Vector Graphics truly lacked a sense of morality to begin with, and always granted wishes to anyone. Think about it. Anyone who gives the Stunticrums life and programmed them with a deep hatred of Autobotches can't really care too much about the outcome of the Cyclotronian wars. "Uh... I don't care. Here." Vector Graphics prepared himself to create a crystal to put into the Decepticrum Matrix. Another voice was inside Vector Graphics. "No you don't!" "Hey, what are you doing?" answered Vector Graphics. Vector Graphics' other voice (isn't this confusing?) said, "This is Apple Trion. I am inside Vector Graphics, and you're not going to give them that crystal." "Oh yes I am." "Oh no you're not." Vector Graphics jerked around, and the original voice asked disturbingly, "Hey, what're you doing?" The three Decepticrums stared, bewildered. After a few moments of odd activity, Vector Graphics returned to its original motionless midair suspension. In the background they can hear that one of the voices had been muffled. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffpppppphhhhhhhh!" Apple Trion vocally proclaimed himself the victor. "Now that I put a stop to Vector Graphics, Galvaschlong, you're not going to get what you want." Galvaschlong was unimpressed. "Ha! But you're going to get what I want!" He then began to recite a facet of Transformer-ology which Apple Trion was aware of already, but which Galvaschlong felt was worth repeating in case anyone missed the episode where the Trans-Trivia was discussed. "As you know, any first-generation Autobotch or Decepticrum can serve as an auxiliary key to Vector Graphics. Well, you're not the only first- generation Autobotch or Decepticrum there is. Thus, I have brought with me a first-generation Autobotch or Decepticrum. He is the first Decepticrum ever built in the history of Deformers. Apple Trion, meet ORANGE THREEON! Orange Threeon, do your stuff." Orange Threeon stepped forward and put his hand into Vector Graphics. Somehow it fit in there, even though the Decepticrum Matrix was lodged in the slot along with it. A charge of electricity ran through Orange Threeon. As he snapped back and forth like a rubber band being used as a guitar string between two fingers of a human, he flashed every color of the electromagnetic spectrum (not to mention some which WEREN'T in it.) It was very painful, and his lip modules were loosened. Flailing away, the only thing he could say was, "Blublublublublublublublublubl!" The special effects were so impressive that this scene would have made a better cartoon than prose piece. Galvaschlong and Ice Scream both thought to themselves, "Biodread." Orange Threeon's lifeless body collapsed onto the metal floor; but that didn't stop Galvaschlong and Ice Scream from hearing his annoying strained voice. "Now I, Orange Threeon (in case you can't recognize him by this point) am in Vector Graphics, and I shall destroy you, Apple Trion!" For the next few minutes the Decepticrums watched as Vector Graphics bounced around the room, even striking Galvaschlong a few times, as the essences of Apple Trion and Orange Threeon battled fiercely. Inside Vector Graphics they heard punches, slaps, uppercuts, and illegal holds as the two ancient enemies fought. "Take this, you metal-head!" The next sound was a square punch, followed by a Deformer hurling across the room (Vector Graphics is big inside when you're eternal) and slamming into the side (if spheres have sides) of Vector Graphics (Boy is this name worn out by now!) The Last words of Apple Trion were long-awaited by Galvaschlong. "I'm dead." Orange Threeon immediately enabled Vector Graphics to endow the Decepticrum Matrix with a 1024-carat, round-cut, colorless diamond crystal with very small inclusions. Definitely a Nightbird's best friend. "Here," murmured Orange Threeon, "Take. TAKE!!" "That's all there is to it?" questioned Galvaschlong. "Where are all the special effects that go with the crystal?" "Hey. I'm not George Lucas," answered Orange Threeon. The Nixtr @ AOL.com ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (100%) Press space for more, h for help, u or q to quit