From rkeating@pwcs.pwc.k12.nf.ca Wed Jan 7 17:26:14 1998 Received: from pwcs.pwc.k12.nf.ca (pwcs.pwc.k12.nf.ca [198.165.66.101]) by grex.cyberspace.org (8.6.13/8.6.12) with SMTP id RAA03985 for ; Wed, 7 Jan 1998 17:24:53 -0500 Received: from pwcmoron.pwc.k12.nf.ca (unverified [198.165.66.198]) by pwcs.pwc.k12.nf.ca (EMWAC SMTPRS 0.83) with SMTP id ; Wed, 07 Jan 1998 15:57:52 +0000 Message-Id: <3.0.3.32.19980107155748.0069ce7c@pwcs.pwc.k12.nf.ca> X-Sender: rkeating@pwcs.pwc.k12.nf.ca X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Light Version 3.0.3 (32) Date: Wed, 07 Jan 1998 15:57:48 -0300 To: suz@cyberspace.org From: Tetsubishi Comics Subject: Fanfic submission Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="=====================_884212068==_" Status: RO --=====================_884212068==_ Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Hi. Here's a fanfic to add to your page. It's called "Transformers vs. Sailor Moon". Enjoy! --=====================_884212068==_ Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="Smooneye.txt" "Transformers vs. Sailor Moon" A Sailor Moon Q R Super S T U V W Crisis X Y Z R P G Alpha 2 Fanfic by Ron Keating & Justin Tucker(JT) Notes: TEXT = Words spoken really loud or with emphasis. _Text_ = Thoughts which can be heard with an echo by people watching but not by other characters. [Text] = Narration -Text- = Background music, sound effects, etc. (Text) = Comments inserted by Ron. (Text -JT) = Comments inserted by Justin. Teekusuto = Words spoken in english. If you don't understand the basics of japanese romaji syllabry, get someone who DOES to explain it to you. Japanese-english name conversions: Usagi Tsukino, Usako, Usagi-chan = Serena Mamoru, Mamo-chan = Darion Chibi-Usa = Reeny Rei Hino = Rei Ami Mizuno = Amy Makoto Kino = Lita, Leeta Minako Aino = Sailor Venus Endymion = Prince Darion Setsuna = Sailor Pluto Michiru = Sailor Neptune Haruka = Sailor Uranus Naru = Molly Gurio = Melvin Yuuichiru = Chad Kunzite = Malachite Demonicon names = Names of the Gods of Toril (www.torilmud.com/gods/)* *(if the rainbow crystal shadow warriors have actual names, someone e-mail Ron. -JT) Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 1 [The average weekday morning. Usagi is late for school. Again. Of course. We see her frantically running down the street in her usual unusual way with a slice of toast in her mouth and her schoolbag in her hand. (Usual unusual? Does that constitute an oxymoron? If you can answer that please e-mail me.)] Usagi: Mphmumphimumphf! [Yes. Well. Anyway, she runs down the street at top speed and rams headlong into this tall, dark, and handsome guy wearing black clothes and shades. Usagi falls down, but the dude doesn't even seem phased. He looks down at her while she's getting up. -that music that always played when Usagi used to bump into Mamoru all the time at the beginning of the first series plays in the background-] Dude: -In a smooth voice- How careless of me standing there in your way like that. I'm sooo sorry. I feel like such a (I'm sorry, but I don't have any other more suitable word to use in this situation. I apologise for any inconvinience.) baka. [She gets up] Usagi: Oh, that's okay. You're not a (I can't help it! I know it sounds dorky but there's JUST NO BETTER WORD!!) baka. It's my fault for not looking where I was going. Dude: No, no. It's not your fault. Here. This will... make it better... [The dude gives Usagi this mega gnarly lip smoocher] Dude: See ya around. [He walks away. Usagi is still frozen there with her mouth gaping wide open and hearts for eyes.] Usagi: -In that manner of speech used when conversing with a dentist- Yeah, see ya around. -sigh- _What a hunky guy!_ [She suddenly snaps out of it] Usagi: _Wait! I can't love him! I have a commitment to Mamo-chan! ... ... ... but... still... ... _ -School bell rings- Usagi: Oh no! I'm like totally late for school! -= MEANWHILE =- [A scrapyard just outside the city. (Oh yeah, what city DOES sailor moon take place in anyway? Is it Tokyo? Paris? If anyone knows what city this show takes place in, please e-mail Ron right away!) A dimensional gateway opens up and three giant robots fall out and land in a pile of scrapped cars and miscelaneous metallic junk. The portal quickly closes.] Starscream: -in a metallic voice- Megatron, you blundering dolt! Look what you've done! Megatron: Silence Starscream! That diabolical Optimus Prime blasted us into the dimensional gateway! Now there's no way we can return! Starscream: It's not Prime's fault that we're in this mess! It's your moronic leadership! Now if I were in charge... Soundwave: Silence, whelp! Megatron is the greatest leader known to all decepticons! Megatron: The atmosphere resembles that of Earth... but something is different... it's so.. so.. Starscream: Pink! Megatron: Shut up, Starscream! Soundwave: Wait, Megatron! Starscream is correct. I detect vast quantities of love and happiness in this dimension. Megatron: Love? happiness? Blah! [An electrical surge surges up through Megatron. He grasps his chest.] Megatron: -hacking- ENERGON! I need energon! Soundwave: Do not worry, Megatron. I shall have Lazerbeak scan for Energon. Laserbeak, transform. Operation: Reconasence. [A tape cassette pops out of Soundwave's chest and transforms into a bird- like robot and flies away.] Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 2 [Luna, Artemis, and Diana are sitting in a tree. Diana's playing with some leaves. She looks up and stares into the sky for a while. The "Anime Sunbeam" shines down on her. After a while, she goes over to Luna and Artemis who are relaxing in the sun as cats do.] Diana: Mom, what's that? [She points into the sky. Luna and Artemis look up. Suddenly the screen is filled with this big metal bird (no dirty thoughts, please. This is after all a kids show. In theory.) swooping down. Luna, Artemis, and Diana do the big- eye, gaping mouth, drool thing. The bird knocks them out of the tree. They land on the ground.] Luna: What do you make of it, Artemis? Artemis: Big metal bird? Can only mean one thing. L&A: THE NEGAVERSE! (Gotta love that logic.) Diana: Let's go tell the sailor scouts! =-LATER-= Extra note: -=Text=- = Scene transition using a "Sailor Moon Transition" such as the screen going into queen Beryl's crystal ball, spinning around, and coming back out as a new scene. =-Text-= = Scene transition using a "Transformers Transition" such as the screen backing off, being revealed as part of a big metal cube, spinning around, and coming back as a new scene. [Rei's temple. All the sailor scouts are gathered together with Luna & Artemis & Diana.] Luna: We saw a big, metal bird flying through the sky today! You know what this means, girls! Scouts: -in a drony voice- The Negaverse. Luna: How did you know? Ami: I'll search for the bird on my computer. [Ami whips out her computer and searches for the bird. It is not long before she finds it.] Ami: Aha! I've found it! It's headed toward... the junkyard? Minako: Alright, let's go! Usagi: I don't wanna... Rei: C'mon! You're GOING! [She drags Usagi] Luna: That's right. You're the leader of the sailor scouts. You HAVE to go! Usagi: But I don't WANNA! [Usagi breaks free and pouts] Rei: FINE! While we're out saving the universe, you can sit here on your little butt and do nothing. Usagi: Okay, okay. I'll come. =- ELSEWHERE -= [The Decepticons' junkyard. Lazerbeak returns to Soundwave.] Soundwave: Lazerbeak has found no signs of "energon producing cells" in this planet's resources. It seems that this alternate dimention contains no such components to use to form energon cubes. Starscream: -sarcasm- Wonderful. Now, oh mighty Megatron, how shall we survive on this dirt ball of a planet? [A few moments pass] Soundwave: Megatron, I could convert the energy from the puny humans found on this planet into energon. There's an overabundance of it being wasted on their pointless short exsistence. Megatron: Yes... That's perfect! We can drain the humans of all their energy and use it as energon! Soundwave: We will have to construct a device to contain and convert the energy. Starscream: We can use the metal from this scrapyard to build it. Megatron: Excellent. Soundwave: However, we are in need of certain items besides my own components to create this device. Megatron: -getting impatient- Fine, fine. Send Rumble & Rampage out to collect the proper items and Ravage to keep watch at the entrance. Soundwave: As you command, Megatron. Rumble. Rampage. Ravage. Transform. Operation: Search & retrieve. [The tapes fly out from his chest to form two human sized transformers and a panther, and fly off to do Soundwave's bidding.] Rumble: What da heck did Soundwave send us off ta get? A transwarp deeble flox? And a sanserran whogit? Rampage: NO No no! A transwarp whogit and a sanserran deeble flox! Moron! Rumble: Joik-off! [They start whacking at each other until they land outside Andrew's popular arcade. They break-n-enter and begin smashing up the games, searching for the parts. Suddenly, a shadowy figure marches up the street.] Game Machine Joe: -singing- Dum dee dum Gonna have some gum, dee dee dee And it's all for ME! Doo dah doo Gonna get some food, Doo dah dee Then play games at anDY's! (I'm reeeeal sorry about this, but I really needed to use up space, and yeah, THAT Game Machine Joe. The one from Sailor Moon -JT) [GMJoe enters the arcade, only to see the robots looting the place. He looks over to see if the new Sailor V game is still there, and sees it's been smashed to smitherines. A big mouth shock look appears over his face. He quickly turns to the robots, angered.] GMJoe: What... have... you... DONE?!!! PREPARE TO BE PUNISHED!!! [GMJoe begins to glow a dim blue firey colour (he DOES have powers, y'know) but before he could pull anything off (no pun intended)...] Rumble: Who IS dis guy? Rampage: Ida know. Wanna mush `im? Rumble: Aftar youse. I insists. Rampage: `Kay. [The two robots procede to jump GMJoe and pummel him to a bloody and bruised (but living) pulp. They then find that game (I think it was the original Sailor V game) which Luna communicated to central/Artimis with. They discover parts far more advanced than that of any found on Earth. They quickly find all parts required in it and a couple of "Radio Shack" knock-offs, upon which they return to the junk yard.] GMJoe: -semi-concious and to himself- I have to get help... -= LATER =- [At the junk yard, the Decepticons begin construction of the "Soul Sucker" after the return of Rumble & Rampage. They are half done when the sailor scouts approach the junkyard. They come close, but then hear the three deceptecons fighting with each other.] Makoto: What the heck are those?! Ami: They appear to be giant robots. Luna: We'll have to be careful so that they don't see us. Sailor Moon, you should use your Lunar Pen to disguise yourself and get in there and spy on them. Usagi: Right, Luna! [She throws the pen up in the air and does the little dance thing she always does...] Usagi: DISUGAIZU PAWAA! Change me into a smashed up 70's corvette! [... and Usagi transforms into a beat up old car (Yes, with the crappy japanese music -JT) and rolls along into the junkyard unnoticed by Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave.] Soundwave: Now look what your blundering has done! We shall never achieve readiness at this rate! Where are we to aquire a new winkle-hickey? Starscream: Me? You're the one whose big fat head was in the way! Megatron: Stop squabbling. We can construct a new winkle-hickey using parts from that smashed up 70's corvette. [Megatron points at Sailor Moon.] Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 3 [The mysterious dude from Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 1 is walking down the street. We then see him enter Mamoru's apartment. He opens the door. The room is totally wrecked. Things are smashed up all over the place. It appears as though there was a fight here recently. As the door opens, we get to see more of the room, until, revealed tied up in the corner, we see Mamoru. He appears badly beaten and instead of a gag, he has his mouth stuffed full of roses. The dude closes the door behind him.] Dude: I'm back. Mind if I eat all your food? Mamoru: Mphmumphimumphf! Dude: What? Really? You don't mind? Why thank you! [The dude proceeds to raid Mamoru's fridge.] Dude: Hmmm... Let's see... Stale. Stale. Stale. Stale. [He lifts out a container filled with green glop] Dude: Gross! How can you eat this stuff! Stale. Stale. Stale. [After pitching almost the entire contents of Mamoru's fridge, the dude picks up a pizza box. He lifts up the cover.] Dude: Alright! Something edible! [Just as he's about to sit down and start eating there's a knock at the door. Chibi-Usa's voice is heard from without.] Ch-Usa: Mamo-chan! Open up! It's me, Chibi-Usa! [The dude, alarmed, quickly looks around, drops the pizza, puts on one of Mamoru's shirts, and quickly tosses Mamoru into the closet. He opens the door. Chibi-Usa sees him and he is back-on to her. From the back, this guy is indistinguishable from Mamo. (Actually, that's not uncommon for the artist who draws this show. A lot of her characters tend to look alike.)] Ch-Usa: Mamo-chan? Dude: -in a feeble attempt to mimic Mamoru's voice- Yes? [Chibi-Usa tries to look around him at his face, but he turns around, evading her.] Ch-Usa: What's wrong? Dude: Um.. uh.. Got a cold. Cough cough. (Notice those coughs are not sound effects. They are said. "Cough cough". Just like that.) Dude: Sniff. Ch-Usa: ?? Dude: Sneeze. [Chibi-Usa narrows her eyes in that "I'm suspiscious of you" look and tries to look at his face again. This time, instead of evading her, the dude elbows her in the gut, turns around and smashes her on the head with the "2-hand Riker Smash". Chibi-Usa is out cold. The dude closes the door, ties up Chibi Usa, stuffs her mouth full of roses, and throws her into the closet with her father (father-to-be?). =- MEANWHILE -= [Michiru and Haruka are on a park bench and are all over each other. Setsuna approaches them.] Pluto: Hey, girls. The Sailor Scouts are in trouble again and need our help. [They stop kissing, look at Pluto and nod.] N&U: Right! Pluto: Pulutou Palanatto Pawaa! MEIKU APPU! [We see her transformation] Neptune: Nepuchuun Palanatto Pawaa! MEIKU APPU! [We see her transformation] Uranus: Uranasu Palanatto Pawaa! MEIKU APPU! [We see her transformation. (Yes, with the crappy japanese music -JT) The three transformed girls run off and the scene switches back to the junkyard. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave approach the transformed Sailor Moon.] Starscream: Yes! Once we have the winkle-hickey our machine for converting human energy to energon will be complete! [Sailor Moon, hearing this, bursts out of her disguise.] Moon: Hold it right there, bub! I am Sailor Moon! Champion of justice! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil! And on behalf of the moon, I will punish you! Your diabolical plot to drain energy from humans will never succeed, you negaverse scum! [The decepticons look at Sailor Moon, then at each other, then at Sailor Moon, then at each other, then at Sailor Moon, then at each other, then at Sailor Moon, then at each other, then at Sailor Moon, then at each other, and burst into fits of laughter, rolling around on the ground.] Megatron: HahahahahahahahaAAAAAAA! That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard in my life! You? A puny human? Punish US? I'll show you who'll punish who! [Megatron blasts at Sailor Moon with his lazer cannon. She just barely manages to dodge out of the way, but those two strips of hair which normally flow down from her meatballs are blasted off (YESSS!!!). The Sailor Scouts realize what has happened.] Mars: C'mon! We better go help her! [The Sailor Scouts run over to the battle field and do their little intro that they always do. Now, you know as well as I do that five girls in skirts versus three giant transformers has a pretty obvious outcome. They all try their powers, but to no avail. The Decepticons toss them around like they're nothing. Even when the other three sailors arrive, it's no good. All the sailors are sprawled out on the ground and Megatron has his foot lifted up about to crush them and is doing the inevitable compulsory required villan stall.] Megatron: I will crush you like ants for thinking you could defeat me! [About 5 minutes pass during which time Megatron stands there with his foot up about to crush them, frozen in that stance. After awhile a tumbleweed rolls by.] Starscream: Megatron! Why aren't you crushing them?! Megatron: AArrgh! I can't! The plot... it's... stopping me... [Megatron looks down and realizes that it's not the plot stopping him, it's actually a dude wearing all black power armor holding up his foot.] Dude: Sailor Scouts! Run quickly! I'll hold off these robots! [The dude activates his jet pack and flies up with Megatron's foot, causing him to lose his balance and fall back on Soundwave and Starscream.] Megatron: -annoyed- AFTER HIM! [The dude catches up with the Sailor Scouts and yells down to them.] Dude: My van is just behind that pile of junk. Get in it and I'll be right with you once I deal with these bozos. [The transformers start firing their weapons at the dude, but in the true Bad Guy spirit, none of them connect. The dude dodges all of their attacks and activates some sort of gas weapon as a smoke screen. Meanwhile, all of the Sailor Scouts have made it to the dude's van and he catches up to them, gets into the van himself, and drives away. By the time the smoke clears, the Decepticons are unable to find where the dude went.] Megatron: Those bothersome humans have evaded us! Soundwave: Megatron, we must concentrate on finishing construction of the energy converter. Megatron: Yes. Then those puny humans will pay! Hahahahahaha! -= MEANWHILE =- [The dude drops the Sailor Scouts on the corner. They get out and so does he. For some unknown reason, they are all back to their normal forms. The power armor dude no longer has his power armor and he turns out to be the same dude in black from Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 1 we've been seeing all along.] Usagi: Thanks, whoever you are. You really saved our lives out there. I don't know how I could possibly repay you. _Haven't I seen him before somewhere?..._ Dude: Your beautiful smile and delightful demeanor is payment enough... [The "Super-Duper-Dude-In-Black-Totally-Gnarly-Lip-Sucker-French-Kiss". Just then, Tuxedo Kamen and Sailor Chibi Moon are seen walking down the street and just happen to witness this. Tux is not too pleased.] Tux: -as loud as possible so that everyone in the world knows how he's feeling- Hey! You're THAT GUY!! First, you beat me up and mangled my apartment. THEN, you stripped my fridge bare of food. THEN ON TOP OF THAT, you knocked Chibi-Usa unconscious! AND NOW, you're KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND! THAT is something up with which I SHALL NOT PUT! Ch-Moon: -nodding affirmitavely- Mm-hmm! [Tux tries to tear the dude and Usagi apart. He fails. He tries again with all his might, sweat drops flying from his head, but again fails. He is gasping for breath. Then the dude decides to stop on his own. Usagi is left dazed with that anime "I'm in love" blush on her face. Tux swells up with anger at the dude, pulls back, and punches the dude square in the jaw. There is a loud crunching sound and Tuxedo is left grasping his mangled hand and jumping up and down in pain. The dude raises one eyebrow.] Dude: Yes? [Ok, now Tux is *really* mad. He pulls out his cane and tries to smack the dude with it. The cane cracks over the dude's head. As a last desparate attempt to hurt him, he starts stabbing him with a rose. The dude just looks down at him.] Dude: How did you get out of the closet? [He stops stabbing] Tux: Well, you see, when a person transforms from one form to another, whatever clothing or items on that person dissipate and are replaced with new wardrobe and items. So, I figured, the ropes were tight enough to my body to be considered "on my person", so I transformed, and they dissipated, being replaced with my current costume. (Please note that this is the only intelligent thing Mamoru has ever done in his entire life. It may just be the only intelligent thing ever done by any character in the show.) [Tuxedo Kamen, quite pleased with himself for his inginuity, turns to the Sailor Scouts for support and ego-stroking. However, when he turns his head, he finds that everyone except him, the dude, Usagi, and Chibi-Moon, are gone. A big teardrop shape (the official trademarked "drop o' sweat") appears on his head, and his face takes on one of those really defeated looks.] Dude: Are you quite done now? Tux: Huh? [The dude grabs Tux by the back of the head and rams it into his knee. Tux is out cold.] Ch-Moon: Hey! You can't do that to Tuxedo Kamen! [He looks over at her and walks up to her. She stares up at him with an angry look. He lifts her up by the hair, carries her over to a nearby fire-hydrant and bashes her head off it. She is out cold. He throws her body on top of Tux's and goes back into the van. He comes out with some rope and ties them together. He then throws them into the back of the van. He goes over next to Usagi and lovingly puts his arm around her shoulders. She gazes up at him with those sparkly "I love you" eyes.] Dude: Why don't I give you a ride home? Usagi: -as if she's in another world- Ok... [They get in the van.] =- FLASHBACK -= [The Moon, back in the old kingdom days. Mamoru and Usagi are there and they appear to be dressed as prince and princess (respectively). There appears to be a lot of fire and battle stuff going on in the background. They are just outside the castle. Mamoru (known as "Endymion" in this form) is in front of Usagi with his sword drawn as if he is protecting her.] Mamoru: Get away from me, Ankoku! I'll never let you have her! [Now we see a shot of the dude he is talking to. Yes, as you probably have guessed by now, it's the same dude from Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 1. He is in his power armor.] Ankoku: I think you will. [Mamoru raises his sword to strike. While his sword is raised, Ankoku punches him as hard as possible in the gut. As he does this, the background goes white and everything goes slow-mo. Mamoru coughs up some blood. Now Mamoru is doubled over, so Ankoku comes up to him, knees him in the crotch, and leaves him there unconscious on the ground. Usagi backs away from him, tears starting to form.] Usagi: -very quietly- Mamo... no... [Ankoku approaches her.] Ankoku: Now that we are alone, my sweet... [Suddenly the scene changes to a different part of the battle field. The Sailor Scouts are trying to fight off the invading Negaverse (pathetically). Each one is matched up against a different Negaverse general. Mercury vs Jedite, Mars vs Nephlite, Jupiter vs Zoicite, Venus vs Kunzite.] Mercury: We won't let you take our kingdom! Makyurii Babulu! [She does her puny little mercury bubbles. Jedite takes a deep breath and literally blows them away.] Jedite: Ha! I laugh at your puny attempt to damage me. [Jedite walks up to her and touches a pressure point on her body. She falls to the ground.] Mars: You're mine now! Maazu Faiaa... Igunaito! [The fireball hurls toward Nephlite. He steps out of the way and pulls out a marshmellow skewered on a stick, holding it in the path of the fireball. The marshmellow is lightly toasted. He pops it in his mouth.] Nephlite: -talking with his mouth full- Mmmm.. Perfect! Want one? [He holds out a package of marshmellows.] Mars: Ooh! Sure! [She comes over to take a marshmellow. As she reaches into the bag, Nephlite does the "Vulcan Neck Pinch" and she falls to the ground. Then he reaches in and eats another marshmellow.] Nephlite: -with his mouth full- Mmm. Good stuff. [Now we see Jupiter vs Zoicite] Jupiter: Alright lady, whoever you are, I'm gonna blast you back to where you came from! Zoicite: Lady?! Hey! I'm a MAN! (Shades of Chrono Trigger...) [Jupiter wretches, about to hurl, when Zoicite shoots one of those crystal projectiles at her and impales her. Next we see Venus vs Kunzite.] Venus: I am Sailor Venus! And on behalf of the planet Venus, I will punish... MMPHMP! [Kunzite stuffs her mouth up with a piece of cheese.] Kunzite: I couldn't bear it any longer. Such cheesy lines deserve a punishment like that. [Then he blasts her with some dark energy and she falls down.] Jedite: Well, that wasn't too hard. Nephlite: Hey! Anyone want a marshmellow? J,Z,&K: Sure. [All the generals enjoy a well deserved snack. Then a large, caped, silhouetted figure looms over them. It appears to have a military style cap and it's fist is glowing with blue fire.] Figure: -In a very deep, intimidating voice- Have you generals completed your mission? [The generals suddenly drop the marshmellows and snap to attention.] Generals: Yes, Lord Vega, SIR! (No, not the Vega with the spandex pants, mask and claw.) Vega: I see. There is another mission I have for you. There is a man in black power armor somewhere here. I want you to find and destroy him, NOW! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD! Generals: Yes, Lord Vega, SIR! [The generals leave. The camera angle changes so that some light is shone on Vega from the fire. His cape is black and his suit is red. His eyes glow with an eerie bluish-white. A warrior in white armor approaches him.] White: Die, negaverse scum! [The guy in white swings his broadsword at Vega. Vega teleports out of the way and hurls a ball of purple energy at the white guy. The white guy dies.] Vega: _Hmm. I'm not concerned with taking over this puny moon. My attention lies elsewhere. And I believe Ankoku could prove quite a threat to my plans. I must eliminate him if I am to succeed._ Beryl: Vega! [Vega swings around, surprised. He realises this is Queen Beryl and bows down. He has a very angry and jealous expression on his face. Almost as if it hurts him to admit there's someone superior to himself.] Vega: Yes, my Queen. Beryl: Explain your actions. WHY did you send MY generals away from their primary mission? Vega: I believe Ankoku could possibly prove a threat to our objective. Beryl: How dare you LIE to ME! All you're concerned with is personal revenge and power! Vega: And you're not? [Beryl is not too pleased about hearing that. She fires some dark energy at Vega. He leaps up into the air to dodge it. She throws another dark bolt up at him. This time, he doubles back in mid air and gives her a flying flaming punch to the head. She falls down and Vega teleports away. He appears in a section of land outside the main battlefield. The four generals are unconscious on the ground. Vega looks around.] Vega: Ankoku! Show yourself!! Ankoku: Well, Vega. Long time no see. [Ankoku, in his power armor, appears out of the shadows.] Vega: I see you have defeated my generals. Quite admirable. Ankoku: Yes, isn't it. And now, I shall have the pleasure of destroying you. [Ankoku shoots a lazer beam at Vega. Vega dodges the beam by teleporting behind him. He then does his flaming fist uppercut to blast Ankoku into the air and initiate an air combo. Vega beats the snot out of Ankoku in the air, then pulls back, ignites himself with blue flame, and darts strait across in mid air while spinning. Ankoku, upon reaching the ground, yells,] Ankoku: Akigiyama Missile! [, and Vega is struck with a barrage of mini-missiles from Ankoku's forearm mounted missile launcher. Vega, hurt too much to admit, flies high up into the sky.] Vega: We'll meet again, Ankoku. Count on it. [Then he teleports away.] Ankoku: _Anytime, Vega._ Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 4 [The decepticons have finished their "Soul Sucker".] Megatron: Excellent! Now let's try out our new device! [Soundwave and Starscream start pushing buttons and pulling levers and the machine powers up. Next, we see a shot of the city. All the people suddenly get tired and we see the energy being sucked out of them. (Why is that? In Sailor Moon, whenever someone's energy is being drained, we can see it, but no one on the show appears to be able to see it. Hmmm...). All the energy starts going into the machine.] Soundwave: Beginning conversion process for energon extraction. [The machine starts spitting out energon cubes. Starscream walks away from the machine to the place where they fought the Sailor Scouts and stares at the ground. We see a shot of the ground from his point of view and a small point of light sparkles on the ground. Starscream stoops over and picks it up. It is the silver imperium crystal. Starscream holds it up to his eye and examines it. He then places it in his storage compartment.] -= LATER =- [Ankoku drives along in his van and stops by Mamoru's apartment. He takes out the tied-together-pair of Mamoru and Chibi-Usa. He carries them up to the apartment, opens the door, shoves them in the closet, seals it with steel, and leaves. He gets back in the van and drives away. He drives for a while and parks by the side of the road. Usagi snaps out of the trance she was in.] Ankoku: Ok, we're here. Usagi: Huh? Where are you taking me? Ankoku: Just come along with me. You'll see when we get there. Usagi: _I don't like the sound of that._ [He leads her into an alley. He lifts a board off the ground to reveal a ladder leading down. They climb down the very long ladder into a very dark room. You hear the flick of a very large sounding switch, and suddenly the place powers up. The lights come on to reveal a huge underground room full of different power armors and partly built mechs. The ceiling is at least 30 feet high.] Ankoku: Welcome to my lab! [Usagi looks around in awe and wonderment.] Usagi: Cool! Ankoku: I have something for you. This way. [Usagi follows Ankoku to a brightly colored yellow, white, red, and blue suit of feminine-looking power armor.] Ankoku: I built this for you to help you fight those giant robots. Usagi: But... how did you know about them? And how did you know I would fight them? [Ankoku falls silent for a few moments.] Ankoku: Here, why don't you try it on? [Usagi gets into the power armor and straps on all the gear.] Ankoku: How does it feel? Okay? Usagi: Yeah. A bit heavy, though. Ankoku: The jet pack on the back allows you to fly around. Give it a try. [She does. She starts flying around the room, and in her usual clutzy way, bangs into a wall. There is a loud clank and she is not even phased.] Usagi: Oh, WOW! Cool! Ankoku: I'm working on suits like that for your other sailor friends too. They're almost finished, so make sure you tell them to stop by before they go running off to fight the Decepticons. !! I MEAN - those giant robots. Usagi: -suspiciously- What did you call them? Ankoku: Oh, nothing! Anyway, I should probably be giving you a ride home now. Usagi: And why did you treat Mamo-chan and Chibi Usa like that? _And why couldn't I do anything about it??_ Ankoku: C'mon, we should go. =- MEANWHILE -= [Mamoru wakes up to find himself in a closet tied to an unconscious Chibi-Usa.] Voice: Endymion! [Mamoru, startled, looks around.] Mamoru: Who's there! [Suddenly, the steel-reinforced closet wall blasts apart in an explosion of blue flame and Vega is revealed standing ominously in front of him.] Mamoru: -GASP!- Vega: You DO remember me, don't you? Mamoru: VEGA! I thought Queen Beryl destroyed you! Vega: That's what she wishes my enemies to believe. I actually betrayed her and escaped. She doesn't take too lightly to defeat. But that is not why I am here. I am here to ask a favour. Mamoru: Forget it, Vega! Vega: All you have to do is one.. simple.. task. I can give you power beyond your wildest dreams. Mamoru: I'll never help the likes of you... no matter what the task! [Huge close-up on Vega] Vega: Slay ANKOKU! [Mamoru suddenly shows a hint of interest. He pauses for a few moments.] Mamoru: What kind of power? [Vega shows a slight smirk.] Vega: I knew you'd be interested. [Vega does the vulcan mind meld thing to Mamoru. When Mamoru opens his eyes a few moments later, they are white and glazed over like Vega's. Also, the mask and tux have been transformed by his new found power to a mix between Vega's own suit and Endymion's armor.] Vega: Now, my friend, you have supreme power. You can crush whatever obstacles stand in your way! [Mamoru looks down at his hand. He clenches it into a fist and it ignites with blue flame. A chaotic look of supreme ego/power comes over his face. A smirk of sheer evil as well.] Vega: Good, good. Now, help me destroy our common foe! Mamoru: Yes, master. Ankoku shall die. [Mamoru teleports away, leaving Vega there, laughing diabolically.] Vega: And as for you, my little pink-haired one... Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 5 [There is a meeting of the Sailor Scouts. Everyone is there, even Setsuna, Miciru, and Haruka. Everyone except, of course, Usagi.] Rei: I wonder where she is this time. Luna: I'm starting to get worried. She didn't come home. Artemis: Oh, well. No sense wasting any more time. Let's get started. It seems those three robots from the negaverse are draining the energy of the people in the city. We have to stop them, but the problem is we don't have enough power to fight them. Ami: We'll have to find a way to stop them but avoid combat. (This is a real puzzler for the Sailor Scouts. An episode with no fighting??? ... ... ...NAAAAAWWWWWW!) Usagi: No we don't!! [They all look up into the sky and see "Sailor Cyber Moon" flying overhead and yelling down to them.] All: eeeeeh? [Sailor Cyber Moon lands.] C-Moon: This gorgeous-looking guy made us some power armor to fight the robots! Haruka: ALRIGHT! Let's get moving!! C-Moon: Hey. Where's Chibi-Usa? [Silence. Everyone looks around, quick-headedly, with big drops o' sweat.] Minako: We thought she was with you. [Silence. A tumbleweed rolls by.] Usagi: Aaah, she's probably just at Mamo-chan's. [There is a mood of "I somehow doubt it..." amongst the Sailor Scouts.] Luna: Anyway, we'd better get going if we're going to take on those robots! All: Right! [Usagi takes off and leads them to Ankoku's place.] =- MEANWHILE -= [Megatron and Starscream are arguing. (Heaven forbid). Megatron takes an offensive stance.] Megatron: I don't care about your stupid crystal! It's a worthless piece of cosmic junk! All I care for is to return to Cybertron and DESTROY Prime! [Megatron smacks the silver imperium crystal out of Starscream's hand and it smashes on the ground and shatters into 7 different colored pieces. Megatron and Starscream begin fighting. Meanwhile, Soundwave walks over and inspects the rainbow crystals. He pauses for a moment. He picks them up and starts running some experiments on them while Megatron and Starscream continue fighting.] Soundwave: Master Megatron. Starscream. Your attention please. [They stop fighting (eventually -JT) and go over next to Soundwave.] Soundwave: These crystals have enormous amounts of power. I believe they may be an asset to attaining our goal. Jedite: Ha! I laugh at your puny attempt to damage me. [The Transformers look up. On top of a mound of junk is Jedite.] Megatron: Get outa here! You had your scene already! You have no more parts for the rest of this show! [Jedite pulls out a copy of the script and flips through it.] Jedite: Really?? [After he finishes the book...] Jedite: Hey, you're right. Sorry. [He walks off.] Starscream: What an idiot. Someone should freeze him in a block of ice for the rest of eternity. Female Voice: You nega-twirps ready to rumble! [The Decepticons turn around.] C-Moon: We're the Cyber Sailor Scouts! And that means you're in big trouble! Starscream: It's those same girls from before! Megatron: Back to get beaten again? Please, girls, stop fooling yourselves. We've won, clearly. C-Jupiter: That's what you think! Take this! JYUPITAA ELEKUTORO BULAAAAASUTO! [Her whole suit electrifies and sends out a massive electrical energy blast, knocking Megatron to the ground. Starscream takes a couple of shots at the scouts and manages to knock down Ami.] C-Mars: MAAZU FAIAA INFAANOOO! [Mars' whole suit also powers up to shoot a massive stream of fire, hitting Starscream in the shoulder and melting it a little.] Starscream: AAAARRGH! You little bitchoid! (I know, I know... "bitchoid"? Well, at least he didn't use "slag" or "slagin'" -JT) [Soundwave stands up and fires off his shoulder cannon. It hits Cyber-Neptune square in the torso, severely damaging her armor, and sending her flying back. She lands on the ground, unconscious. Cyber Uranus runs over to help her.] C-Venus: SAIBAA LABULII BIIMU! [She blasts this huge beam at them. Megatron and Starscream both dodge to the side and Soundwave gets hit.] Soundwave: Lazerbeak! Razorbeak! Transform! Operation: Interception! [Two cassetes pop out of Soundwave's chest and transform themselves into bird-like robots. They then begin attacking the sailor scouts. The battle rages on for a while and eventually the scouts are down on the ground getting their asses kicked by the Decepticons. The Decepticons have taken a bit of damage too.] Megatron: I have you now! You puny human wench! [Suddenly, Megatron gets hit in the side of the arm by a barrage of mini missiles. The Transformers look up to see Ankoku flying in to the rescue.] Ankoku: I don't think so. BIGGU LEIZAAAA! [A big lazer cannon pops out of the back of Ankoku's power armor and fires a shot at Megatron. He is knocked to the ground. All of a sudden, before the Decepticons have a chance to react, a blue streak of fire flashes down on Ankoku, knocking him to the ground as well. Then we get a close up of what hit him. Piercing deep into his armor is a rose, engulfed in blue flame, which quickly disintegrates. We look up and see a shadowy figure floating overhead. The light breaks on him and it is Mamoru in his COOL NEW Endymion plus Vega costume and his eyes white and glazed over.] Endymion: Now, it is time for my revenge! [Endymion draws his sword. It ignites with blue flame. He comes swooping down on Ankoku to impale him on the sword. Ankoku rolls to dodge it. Ankoku then fires his missiles at Endymion. Endymion phases for a second and the missiles pass right through him. He then teleports behind Ankoku and pulls his sword back in preparation to run him through.] Endymion: SAIKO KURASHAA! [Endymion flies straight across, his whole body alight with "Psycho Power". He hits Ankoku, but Ankoku is knocked down by this hit. It also blows a hole in the back of his power armor.] Ankoku: OOOF! Hmm.. time to pull out the big guns. [Ankoku flies toward his van. Endymion sees him and follows. He shoots a ball of psycho energy at him. It is barely dodged. Ankoku gets in the van and pushes some buttons. All of a sudden, -Transformers transforming noise- (something like "boocha-boogha-bink"! -JT) the van transforms into a giant mech! The mech shoots a large missile at Endymion. It hits him and sends him flying back. The mech activates its super speed hover boots to dash over to the Sailor Scouts. A big mechanical looking arm with a claw comes out of the front of the mech and scoops up the sailor scouts. It then retracts into the safety of the mech's storage compartment. The mech launches a huge bomb in Endymion's direction and turns around to leave. However, as soon as it turns around, it is stopped in its tracks. There, standing before Ankoku and his mech, are Soundwave, and Starscream. Starscream is holding a long gun with both hands (transformed Megatron).] Starscream: Going somewhere? [-Megatron the mega gun powers up-. Starscream aims, ready to fire.] Starscream: Can't say it was nice knowing you! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Jedite: Wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT! [Jedite pops back on screen.] Starscream: Oh, what is it now!! Jedite: I *DO* have another part in this show! Starscream: What?! [Jedite pulls out a script and shows Starscream.] Jedite: See? It says right here. "[Jedite stalls Starscream while Ankoku escapes with the Sailor Scouts.]". [Jedite and Starscream look up at each other in realization of what was just said. They look around. No sign of Ankoku. Starscream looks angrily back at Jedite. Jedite puts on a huge grin and puts his hand behind his head. (big ass drop o' sweat on his head! -JT).] Jedite: Ah.. heh, heh... ah... [Starscream powers up the Megatron gun and blows Jedite to smitherines.] Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 6 [Chibi Usa begins to regain consciousness. She looks up and sees Vega looming over her.] Vega: Aha. I see you have regained consciousness. Ch-Usa: Huh? Who are you? Vega: I can give you power to destroy your enemies. Join me, and together, no one shall be able to defeat us! Ch-Usa: What have you done with Mamo-chan! Vega: He is quite safe. He was smart and accepted my gift. Now come here so I can bestow the same power on you. Ch-Usa: Go away! Leave me alone!! Vega: _She's a rather stubborn one. Looks like I'll have to resort to other measures._ [Vega reaches out and grabs her arm. She does that moonbeam thing that she always does whenever she's in trouble. The beam goes up and scars Vega's face.] Vega: AGH!.. You little wench...! [...This forces him to let go. Chibi-Usa seizes the opportunity and escapes.] Vega: _I can't follow her any longer for risk of being seen. Looks like you've escaped me this time, little one. But I'll be back for you._ [Endymion teleports in front of Vega.] Endymion: Lord Vega. Vega: Is he dispatched? Endymion: No, my lord. I almost had him but he came back at me with a giant mech. Vega: I expected as much. Ankoku is quite full of surprises. There is something about him we do not yet understand. (Yeah, Intelligence!) Endymion: I failed. Do with me as you will. Vega: Hm. No, unlike Beryl I know better than to destroy my allies. And speaking of allies... about the girl. Endymion: Chibi-Usa? What about her? Vega: I sense she has great power locked within that seemingly fragile child's body. Endymion: She does, my lord. Vega: Yet, she also has a tough will and is unwilling to listen to me. Endymion: I don't think I get your drift. [Vega looks Endymion square in the eyes.] Vega: I believe she could prove quite a formidable ally. YOU are the only one she will listen to. YOU must convince her to join us. Endymion: ... [Endymion looks uncomfortable.] Endymion: ... a.. alright. Vega: Good. Then you are dismissed. Report back to me when you are ready for further instructions. In the meantime, if you happen to encounter Ankoku, destroy him at all cost. Be ready for anything. Endymion: Yes, my lord. [Endymion teleports away. Vega laughs "villanously" as he floats up into the sky and also teleports away.] -= MEANWHILE =- [As the mech approaches the main streets, it transforms back into a van (insert COOL Transformers noise -JT). Ankoku drives the Sailor Scouts back to his underground laboratory (is it really a laboratory, though? What do you call a place like that? You don't perform any experiments there, but is it still called a lab? It's not really a base or a factory either. If anyone has any idea of a better word for this place, e-mail Ron).] Ankoku: Well, we owe the negaverse a favour. Girls: eeeeeeh? Ankoku: Jedite really saved our butts back there. Ami: He did? Usagi: I thought that guy was dead. Ankoku: Anyway, I have to repair your armor. That was a pretty intense fight. Meanwhile, make yourselves at home. There's not really a whole lot of food here. I usually, ah, go to Mamoru's house when I'm hungry. (Which is not really a lie. He does eat there.) Usagi: Oh! You're friends with Mamo-chan?? Ankoku: ... Me and him go way back. (This is also not a lie. They've hated each other for a VERY long time.) [The girls and the cats make themselves at home. Luna and most of the girls are wandering around looking at the various unfinished mechs, while Rei, Makoto, and Artemis, who are soon joined by Usagi, pig out.] =- MEANWHILE -= [We see a television screen depicting different scenes of the Decepticons.] Soundwave: Now look what your blundering has done! We shall never achieve readiness at this rate! Where are we to aquire a new winkle-hickey? Starscream: Me? You're the one whose big fat head was in the way! Megatron: Stop squabbling. We can construct a new winkle-hickey using parts from that smashed up 70's corvette. [The scene changes.] Megatron: Those bothersome humans have evaded us! Soundwave: Megatron, we must concentrate on finishing construction of the energy converter. Megatron: Yes. Then those puny humans will pay! Hahahahahaha! [We then see a shot of who's watching the TV. GMJoe, Andrew (the arcade guy), Yuuichiru (Chad), Naru (Molly), Gurio (Melvin), and the other six rainbow crystal carriers are assembled and watching the TV.] GMJoe: After the incedent at the arcade, I decided to follow the strange robots to their base in the junkyard. I took these clips with my camcorder. [Back to the TV.] Megatron: I don't care about your stupid crystal! It's a worthless piece of trash! [Megatron smacks the silver imperium crystal out of Starscream's hand and it smashes on the ground and shatters into 7 different colored pieces.] [GMJoe pauses the tape and zooms in on the crystals.] GMJoe: See that? Greg: It's the rainbow crystals! Hercules: (In a real deep voice -JT) Meow. GMJoe: Right. Watch this. [Back to the TV.] Soundwave: Master Megatron. Starscream. Your attention please. [They stop fighting and go over next to Soundwave.] Soundwave: These crystals have enormous amounts of power. I believe they may be an asset to attaining our goal. [GMJoe stops the tape.] GMJoe: So after they drain the energy of everyone in the city, they'll find out about us carriers and try to take control of us and use our powers to help them conquer the rest of the world! Gramps: Then what can we do to stop them? GMJoe: We'll have to take them on! Gurio: You mean FIGHT them?! Naru: But they're big robots and we're just little humans. We don't stand a chance against them! [GMJoe smirks and adjusts his glasses.] GMJoe: That's where you're wrong. I have a plan. Gurio, Andrew, come with me. The rest of you sit tight. [GMJoe, followed by Gurio and Andrew go into another room. The others look at each other in confused wonderment. A while passes and they come back into the room, GMJoe carrying a large rolled up sheet of paper under his arm.] GMJoe: Okay, we've just discussed it and we think it may just work. [GMJoe holds up the paper and it unravels to reveal the plans for a huge mech which appears to be composed of many smaller mechs.] GMJoe: Project A-Korn! (I'm sorry.) (Yes, he is. -JT) Yuuichiru: Whoa! Awesome! Do we, like, get do drive that thing or what? GMJoe: Each one of us will have an individual mech which we can transform and combine together as this big mech. Hercules: (Same deep voice -JT) Meow. Greg: How do you propose to build this? Gurio: We don't have to. All: eeeeeeh? Andrew: It should be waiting for us at the arcade. [Greg, Gurio, and Andrew look at each other and smile widely.] -= LATER =- [The same gang as above arrive at the arcade. Sure enough, the mechs are there waiting for them, just as Andrew had said. Everyone is very confused at this point (as, I'm sure, you readers are, but you'll find out what's going on soon enough).] Yuuichiru: Whoa! Like, STELLAR! (Sorry, I just had to put that in.) GMJoe: Alright, everybody! Let's get moving! Let's show those robots who they're dealing with! [They all strike a dumb "Gee-We're-So-Cool" team pose, fists clenched in front of their faces...] All: YEAH! [The camera pans across as we see each person mount into their mech in turn from left to right. Okay, time for descriptions of the mechs: *(First, NOTE: The mechs aren't as big as big as you think (they are Constructicon size and still form into the big, kick-ass robot which is Devastator size -JT).* GMJoe: A larger, scaled up version of what he transformed into when the negaverse took control of him. Hercules: A giant cat-robot that looks exactly like him. Exactly. Gramps: A big humanoid mech resembling Arnold Schwartzeneggar. The Priest: Ever see "Warrior Nun"? That's what this mech looks like. :) Peggy: A big knight-like mech with a paintbrush for a sword and a pallete for a shield. The Archeologist: A big dude with a giant spade for a weapon. Greg: A larger, scaled up version of that COOL robot thing he turned into when the negaverse got him -JT. Andrew/Yuuichiru: These two share a mech which is made entirely out of arcade machines and has a rocket surfboard. Gurio/Naru: These two share a mech which looks like Tuxedo Melvin. [Then they all take off toward the junkyard.] =- MEANWHILE -= [Ankoku's underground lab. He approaches the girls.] Ankoku: Well, I've been thinking. I fixed the power armor, but I fear that the worst is yet to come. I had underestimated the Decepti.. er, ah, giant robots the first time and have come to the conclusion that these suits alone do not have enough power to stop them. I had anticipated this earlier and had begun construction on mechs for you people. It may take a while, but I think through the magic of plot descrepancies, I can have them done in a matter of a few hours. In the meantime, I think you girls should have another go at them with the power armor, just in case the mechs aren't needed. And even if they are, you can wear the robots down a bit first. Luna: I agree. Let's go, Sailor Scouts. [The scouts suit up and take off.] -= ALSO MEANWHILE =- [Chibi-Usa runs home. She bursts into the house and tries to find Usagi. Of course, she's not home. She turns to leave Usagi's bedroom when suddenly Endymion teleports in front of her.] Ch-Usa: -GASP- Mamo-chan?! Endymion: Chibi-Usa... [He gives her a hug. (a FATHERLY hug, you sickos! -JT)] Ch-Usa: How did you get here so fast? What's wrong? Your eyes... Endymion: Help me, Chibi-Usa. Ch-Usa: Help you? How? Endymion: Help me get back at Ankoku for treating us like he did! [Chibi-Usa catches on. She knows Vega got to him.] Ch-Usa: NOOOOO! [She tries to run away. Endymion grabs her arm. She tries to break free. His grip is too tight.] Endymion: Join the dark side! Ch-Usa: NOOOOO! Endymion: I am your father! Ch-Usa: NOOOOO! Endymion: Nothing can stand in our way if we let our powers combine! Ch-Usa: NOOOOO! I'll never serve evil! Endymion: Oh, I think Vega will feel differently. [Endymion teleports with Chibi Usa to Vega's hideout in Thailand.] Vega: Endymion. Aaaah. I see you have the girl. Endymion: Yes. She puts up quite a struggle, though. Vega: Yes, that will all change. [Vega grabs her other arm and does the mind meld thing. Chibi Usa tries to struggle at first, but eventually relaxes and falls limp. When he is done, she opens her eyes and they are white and glazed over. She now wears a suit which is like a CUTE little version of Vega's suit, only with a skirt and high-heeled boots.] Vega: That's better. Now, Endymion. Go and find Ankoku while I train Chibi Usa to master psycho power. Endymion: Yes, my lord. [He teleports away.] -= MEANWHILE =- [The Decepticons' machine is working away, draining the people's energy and giving the Decepticons energy. Soundwave is testing the crystals.] Soundwave: I believe I have found a way to harness the powers of the crystals. Megatron: Well, what is it? Soundwave: Each contains the spark of an ancient demonic presence. If we could construct units from the scrap metal, we could install the crystalized demons into their sparks (the Transformers' "soul" or essence -JT). This would give them great power. We could also construct a machine to keep them under our control. Megatron: Excellent idea, Soundwave! Get to work on it right away! Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 7 [(Ok folks, this is the moment you've all been waiting for. Everything written so far in all the previous chapters, but especially in #6, has been leading up to this one last confrontation.) Some time has passed since Act/Scene/Chapter/Section/Part 6, and the Decepticons have finished their new robot demon lackies (which I will name and describe before the battle -JT), Endymion has been unable to locate Ankoku, and Chibi-Usa has been trained with psycho power. The GMJoe gang has still not arrived at the junkyard (not all those scenes happen in the exact same timeframe, okay!), however the Sailor Scouts have. They arrive at the junkyard to find not only the original 3 Decepticons, but 7 more giant robots for a grand total of 10 huge technological nightmares!] Makoto: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, crap. Soundwave: Megatron, look! It's the humans! Megatron: Aha! Back to get defeated yet again? That can be arranged! Starscream: DEMONICONS! ATTACK! [The 7 giant robots leap into the frey. H'OKAY, people; ROLL-CALL: Orcus: Red Talos: Orange Shar: Yellow Erevan: Green Tempus: Blue Mystra: Indigo Kiaransalee: Violet C-Neptune: NEPUCHUUN TAIDALUU OSHAAN BULAAASUTO!! [A huge wall of water knock down the Demonicons. They get right back up and continue their attack.] C-Uranus: I think we're out of our league! Megatron: Yes, you've finally figured it out! You don't stand a chance against us! -Gloating laughter- Kiaransalee(Violet): DAAAKU SANDAAAA! [A whole bunch of stuff opens up on one of the Demonicons and he blasts the sailor scouts with that black negaverse-pain-energy stuff. They are all blasted to the ground.] C-Mars: Sailor Moon! Why don't you use YOUR special power! Starscream: Because she knows it will be USELESS against us! Bad Guys: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! C-Moon: _I know that if I believe in myself, nothing can stand in my way!_ (This is the point where the audience rolls their eyes, groans, and turns off the TV. Just thought I'd say that.) [Sailor Cyber Moon goes into a 15-minute-long dance routine, charging up for her special move. During this time, the rest of the negaverse crew spontaneously show up.] Nephlite: Hey, guys! [The Decepticons look over at them.] Nephlite: We were just gonna roast some marshmellows. I thought you guys would like a snack while you wait for her to finish dancing. Megatron: ...Very well. Hmph, why can't I have a dance routine... (Just kidding! -JT) [The Decepticons share a snack of roasted marshmellows with the negaverse crew.] Soundwave: The human's routine is almost complete. We should resume our positions and continue the battle. Megatron: -mouth-receptors half full of marshmellow- Mmhp-yes, ret's gro. Nephlite: Well, see ya around. Zoicite: Yeth, nithe tawking to you. [The Decepticons resume their positions just in time for Sailor Cyber Moon to finish her move.] C-Moon: MUUN SAIBAA ITAANALU PURISAAMU SEPUTAA ALUFAA KIISU! (If someone has a cheesier line for her to say right here, please e-mail Ron) [The blast from Sailor Cyber Moon heads straight for Megatron. He dodges to the right, revealing that right in the path of the beam lies... THE NEGAVERSE CREW!!] Kunzite: _uh, oh._ Umm.. Queen Beryl? Beryl: Quiet, Kunzite! Kunzite: Ah, I really think we should.. Beryl: How DARE you interrupt my snack!!! [Kunzite puts on a nervous face and pushes his two index fingers together.] Kunzite: Oooohhhhhkaaaayyyyy.. have it yoouuuurrrr waaaaayyyyy... -BOOOOOMMMMMM!- [The negaverse crew ceases to exist. Sailor Cyber Moon does a victory pose, then realizes that she missed her target entirely.] C-Moon: YAY!.. Umm.. aheh-heh... [Megatron walks over to the sailor scouts.] Megatron: I will crush you like ants for thinking you could defeat me! This time for sure!! (Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! Rocky: Again??) [Megatron is about to crush the sailor scouts, when all of a sudden, a humungous blue cat comes flying in from the side of the screen at lightning speed and knocks Megatron right off to the other side of the screen. We then see Megatron pinned to the ground by the giant cat, which happens to look exactly like Hercules.] Hercules: (here we go! DEEP VOICE! -JT) Meow. [The bad guys look to the other side of the screen where the cat came from. There are all the other mechs in GMJoe's gang.] GMJoe: Hey, Megatron! Starscream! Soundwave! Decepticons: WHAT!? Starscream: _How did he know our names??_ Who are you!!! GMJoe: Hahaha. I've been watching you all along, and I know your plans to take over the planet! Well, it'll never work! We're going to stop you! Starscream: Demonicons! Trash those losers! Megatron: STARSCREAM!!! Get this big lunk off of me this instant! [Starscream tries, but the Hercules mech is too heavy to budge.] Starscrem: I can't! It's too heavy! Oh, well. [Starscream leaves him there and goes to join in the battle.] Megatron: STAAAARRRRSCREEEEAAAAMMM!!! [The Demonicons battle the GMJoe gang and, of course, the bad guys start to win at first.] GMJoe: OK, team! Time to transform!! GMJoe gang: LETS FORM BOLTRON!! GMJoe: Form the feet and legs!! [Here Greg's mech + Gurio/Naru's mech form the legs. Peggy's mech splits into two to form the feet. -JT] Form the arms and torso!! [Here Herc's + Gramps' mechs form the torso. Priest's + Andrew/Yuuichiru's mechs form two different arms. Archeologist's mech splits into two and forms the hands. -JT] And I'll form... [And his mech forms... -JT] THE HEAD!! (with sholders!!) [The now BIG-ASS mech is NOT multicoloured. It's a COOL gold and black colour (how? I dont know. Ask the Power Rangers or Transformers. -JT] [The mechs undergo a transformation and combine together as one big mech. This means Hercules has gotten off of Megatron. Therefore, Megatron can transform into his gun form. He does so and Starscream holds him up to where the sailor scouts lay on the ground.] Starscream: One move and they die! GMJoe: Oh yeah? Why don't you look where you're pointing! [Starscream looks and sees the feet of a big purple/black mech. He looks up to see the van-mech that Ankoku was in before, behind which are 8 brightly colored mechs (in case you hadn't guessed, those are the sailor scouts.) The Decepticons and Demonicons, now surrounded, back into a huddle. Starscream still holds Megatron, ready to fire.] Ankoku: Now who's turn is it to gloat? [Suddenly, we hear a big explosion. There is another one as we see a huge explosion of blue fire blow open the front of Ankoku's Mech. Ankoku flies out in his power armor.] Ankoku: WHAT THE..!!!! [Starscream uses this distraction to his advantage and blasts at the nearest target, which happens to be, Sailor Cyber Moon('s mech). She is blasted to the ground and doesn't appear to be getting up. The Demonicons transform together into "Demonicus", similar to what the GMJoe team did. The rest is just chaotic melee for awhile. Demonicus vs Boltron, Starscream/Megatron & Soundwave vs Mecha-Sailor-Scouts, and Ankoku vs (of course,) Endymion.] Ankoku: What happened to you! How did you get so strong all of a sudden? [Endymion replies with a Psycho Shot. Ankoku dodges.] Ankoku: HOLY crap!! You fight like Vega! Endymion: Lord Vega bestowed upon me the power to destroy you! Ankoku: _So that's it, eh? Who would have guessed? Endymion with Psycho Power._ AKAGIYAMA MISSILE!!!! [Endymion gets hit with the missiles and falls to the ground.] Ankoku: Well. That wasn't so hard. [Suddenly, an arm reaches around Ankoku's neck and grabs him. The camera zooms out to give us a shot of who this arm belongs to. It is Chibi-Usa. Vega floats behind her, arms crossed, and smirking to himself. Ankoku tries to struggle, but to no avail. Chibi-Usa continues to crush him until she can crush him no harder and then...] Ch-Usa: SOUL THROW!! [She hurls him down at lightning speed. He smashes into the ground, and you can hear his power armor sparking.] Ankoku: AAarrggh... [He struggles to his feet. Chibi-Usa floats down.] Ch-Usa: SOUL SPARK!! [Chibi-Usa hurls a ball of dark energy at Ankoku. He successfully dodges it. He then retorts with his famous...] Ankoku: AKAGIYAMA MISSILE!! [We see an extreme close up of Chibi-Usa's glazed over eyes as they narrow in concentration. She focuses her power and extends her arms.] Ch-Usa: REFLECT!! [A ball of energy appears in her hands. The missiles soar into the ball, do a 180 degree turn, and come flying out at the same speed. Ankoku is not expecting this, and therefore gets hit squarely and is knocked down. Again. He struggles to get up. Again. He does. Again. This time, however, a big Decepticon foot accidentally stomps on him. He is out cold, but alive.] Vega: Hmhmhmm. Good work, little one. Very good. Now. Kill him while he's down. Ch-Usa: (her concience fighting the evil. GO JIMNY CRICKET! -JT)_No! I must resist!_ Vega: Destroy him NOW! Ch-Usa: _I can't let him control me!_ [Chibi-Usa walks over to Ankoku and begins to drain his energy.] Ch-Usa: _AArrgghh! No! He's too powerful! But I have to TRY!_ Vega: Very good. _Hmm.. she seems to be trying to resist my control. She is extremely strong willed, but I must not let her go until Ankoku has been slain._ [Meanwhile, Boltron battles Demonicus.] Demonicus: DEMONIC NEGABEAM!! [A massive black lazer, about the same diameter as Soundwave, is blasted out of Demonotron. Boltron attempts to dodge, but is grazed by the lazer.] GMJoe: AAaarrgghh! Okay, team. It's time to pull out OUR big weapons. GMJoe team: FORM BLAZING SWORD!!! [Boltron puts its hands together and generates the Blazing Sword. It then attempts to slice Demonicus to ribbons. Demonicus avoids most of the slashes, but on the last one, one of its arms is chopped off. The shoulder sparks.] Naru: Yea! We hit it! [Demonoicus just stands there.] Gurio: Yeah! Let's finish him off! Greg: NOOO! WAIT! Don't attack it! Andrew: Why? What's wrong, Greg? Greg: I just saw a glimpse into the future! That robot has just entered a sort of self-destruct mode which, when it explodes, will take out all of (insert Sailor Moon city name here)! The same thing if we attack it! GMJoe: Uh, oh. What do we do now? Gurio: Well, if what Greg says is true, if we want to finish our plan we'd better get back to my house as fast as possible! GMJoe: You're right. BOLTRON! SEPARATE! [Boltron detatches back into the individual mechs and they all fly at top speed back to the city. Meanwhile, Starscream, as he is fighting the sailor scouts, realizes that Demonicus is just sitting there.] Starscream: Demonicus! After them! Soundwave: Demonicus has activated its self-destruct sequence. All will be destroyed in 5 minutes. Starscream: Well, shut it off! Soundwave: It is irreversable. [Starscream continues shooting the Megatron gun at the sailor mechs.] Uranus: GURAUNDO SHOKKU! [Sailor Cyber Uranus' mech puts its fist to the ground, causing a shockwave across the ground which sends starscream flying. He backflips in mid-air and lands on his feet. He blasts Uranus with the gun and her mech is blasted to the ground.] Mars: TAIGAA JENOSAIDO! [From behind Starscream comes Sailor Cyber Mars' mech with a flaming knee-bash type attack, followed by a flaming, spinning uppercut-style attack, followed by a jumping, flaming, spinning uppercut-style attack. Starscream is knocked to the ground, rolls with the fall, and lying on the ground, shoots Mars as she descends from the attack. She is knocked down.] Pluto: PULUUTOOO DEE... -Zap!- [Starscream anticipated her attack and blasted her before she had a chance to pull it off.] Neptune: NEEPUCHUUN ATOLANTISSU UEIBU! (Ueibu = Wave. I know it looks ueird.) [Starscream dodges and the wave hits Soundwave. He is not too pleased.] Soundwave: Lazerbeak! Razorbeak! Ravage! Rampage! Rumble! Transform! Operation: ANNIHALATION! [The cassetes beat up on Sailor Cyber Neptune. Meanwhile, Starscream shoots at Sailor Cyber Jupiter. She jumps over the beam and kicks Starscream in the head. He is knocked to the ground. Sailor Cyber Jupiter is standing on top of him, about to finish him off when... The next scene we see is inside her mech. There is a message on the screen. "System Halted".] Jupiter: -A bunch of words you're not allowed to say on a cartoon- [Starscream, seeing that Sailor Cyber Jupiter is stalling, seizes the opportunity and blasts her down. He looks around and notices that Sailor Cyber Venus has mysteriously dissapeared. This leaves only Sailor Cyber Mercury standing.] Mercury: MAAKYURII AISSU FURIIZU! [Starscream is frozen in a block of ice. Soundwave orders his cassettes to stop mangling Sailor Cyber Neptune's already unusable mech and instead break Starscream out of the ice block. They do with little difficulty. Starscream fires at Mercury, who dodges out of the way. The beam hits (Geez! Every time someone dodges something, it hits something else!) the Soul Sucker! The Decepticons' machine is now a smouldering mass. Starscream looks angrily over at Mercury. He summons up all his anger and hatred and vengance and focuses it all into this one shot through Megatron (who's a gun -JT)! (It seems that when people do this in anime, it makes the impossible possible).] Starscream: DECEPTICON VENGANCE MEGABLAST!! [A massive beam shoots out of the Megatron gun and totally incinerates Sailor Cyber Mercury. (Sorry to any Mercury fans, but yes, she IS dead). Starscream stands there, breathing heavily. (Excuse me for interrupting yet again, but why do robots need to breathe?? If you know, please e-mail me.) He then focuses his attention on Sailor Cyber Moon.] Starscream: You've caused me a lot of pain and trouble, you meddling human. But this is the last straw! Now I shall destroy you once and for all!! [The scene switches back to Vega and Chibi-Usa. Endymion is nowhere to be seen. Chibi-Usa has pupils in her eyes and has stopped draining Ankoku.] Vega: NO ONE BETRAYS ME! (Note of irony: I'd like to refer you back to the flashback at this point. Re-read the section of plot with Vega and Queen Beryl and you'll see what I mean.) You have quite a strong will, little one. But youth gives way to ignorance and foolishness! Now you shall pay for your lack of vision!! (Emperor: So be it, Jedi!) [Vega extends his arms and blasts Chibi-Usa with blue lightning from his fingertips. Writhing in pain, Chibi-Usa happens to see Starscream about to incinerate her sister. She summons up all the power she has left into one last action: to teleport inside the Megatron gun! Vega is left standing there.] Vega: _Huh? Where'd she go? Oh well. I've still got an unconscious Ankoku lying at my feet!_ I've waited a long time for this! [Starscream powers up for another megablast.] Demonicus: Self-destruct in 5... Starscream: I don't care if the whole UNIVERSE goes up in flames! I want the final pleasure of destroying YOU!!! Demonotron: 4... [Starscream pulls the trigger. The Megatron gun explodes in his hand and he is sent flying back. Megatron manages to transform back, but he is severely mangled.] Megatron: Sss.. tar.. screeeeaaaammmm... Demonotron: 3... Starscream: It's all over! [Ankoku regains consciousness.] Ankoku: Vega?? Demonotron: 2... Vega: We're all dead. When that robot explodes, we all go with it. I don't really care if I die as long as I have the comfort of knowing you were taken out with me! Demonotron: 1... Ankoku: You really suck, you know that? -BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- -End Well, that's it. All trademarked names used in this fanfic are trademarks of the respective companies. Send questions, answers, comments, criticism, etc. to: Ron Keating: rkeating@pwcs.pwc.k12.nf.ca -or- Justin Tucker: jtucker@pwcs.pwc.k12.nf.ca EPILOGUE Picard: Yes, Data? Data: Sensors indicate a large dimensional fluctuation in this area. And it is growing rapidly. [Worf points at the viewscreen.] Worf: Captain!! LOOK!! SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Zeal: Mwahahahaha! Now feel the wrath of the mighty Lavos! Lucca: I'm picking up a huge temporal distortion! Ayla: Ayla no scared! Ayla fight! Lucca: But it's not coming from Lavos! Marle: Then... All: -GASP!!- SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Sagat: I've been waiting for this fight for a long time. Ryu: One scar's not enough for you? Sagat: Shut up! This time I've got something new to show you. [Ryu points up in the sky, behind Sagat.] Ryu: OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT!! Sagat: That's the oldest trick in the.. HOLY!!!... SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Luke: What's the matter? What's going on? Han: There's a dimensional disturbance around here and I don't like it. I think we should head back. Now. Luke: But we can't! Han: Listen, kid! Anything could happen! We could get sucked into a dimensional rift or... C-3P0: Um, sir! Han: SHUT UP, 3-P0! C-3P0: B-but sir! Han: I SAID.. oh crap. SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Ranma: Jerk. Akane: Dweeb. Ranma: Fat. Akane: Ugly. Ranma & Akane: BAKKA! [Ryoga, Shampoo, Genma, Happosai, Ukyou, and everybody else come running down the street toward Ranma & Akane.] All: Look out! It's coming this way! Run for your lives! [Akane & Ranma look up.] R&A: eeeeeh? [An anime shock/fear effect overcomes their faces.] SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Bad Bird: Nyahaha! You Pizza Cats are no match for my giant robot! Robot: Graaaaghhh! Speedy: Oh yeah? We'll see how well he stands up to my Ginsu Sword! Lucille: Excuse me for interrupting you two, but would somebody mind telling me what that is? [She points off in the distance. Everybody looks where she's pointing and screams.] SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Scar: Okay, you vile blob of putrid stinking scum! I'm gonna blow your ass off the face of this planet! Frost: Peachy cream cool double wow! (Sorry.) (YES, HE IS! -JT) Protoplasm: Hm. We'll see about that. HADOKEN! [Scar dodges the hadoken. Spark is doing some calculations.] Spark: Um, I suggest we leave. Like, right now. All: Why? Spark: Well, there's a rather large dimensional fluctuation in this area and in about 1 second... oops. Too late. SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! Rocky: Again? Bullwinkle: This time for sure! Presto! [Bullwinkle reaches into his hat. A look of confused shock comes over his face.] SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Gurio: Okay, we're all ready to go! GMJoe: Right. The mechs are in position! Andrew: Raising Temporal Energy Field. Greg: We're not going to make it. Hercules: Meow. Yuuichiru: Date set to like totally the exact second we arrived. GMJoe: We may not make it but the mechs will. The very fact that they were there when we went to the arcade proves that we will successfully transport them back. Gurio: Activating time warp... NOW! SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE Hot Rod: Optimus Prime!! Prime: Yes, Hod Rod? Hot Rod: I just recieved information that there's a huge dimensional disturbance near the Omega Alphus sector! Prime: That's where Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave dissapeared recently! Hot Rod: Yes, sir. Prime: Autobots! Everyone assemble at the Omega Alphus sector where the Decepticons dissapeared! I believe we may be in for some trouble! --=====================_884212068==_ Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" -Ron Keating Co-founder and President of Tetsubishi Comics http://www.booth.k12.nf.ca/~6kmaddocks/gemini.htm Executive Editor of The Official Anime RPG http://www.nfld.com/~bmiller/ --=====================_884212068==_--