From: Shawnfett@aol.com Date: Sat, 5 Jun 1999 17:56:27 EDT Subject: Transformers FAN FIC To: suz@cyberspace.org Please add by: ShawnFett AKA Unitron --- After reading some Fan Fics of Voltron VS Transformers and stuff like that I decided to do a very large crossover. I've decided it will be a 3 parter, this is part 1. Transformers VS Voltron VS GI Joe VS The Power Rangers in a FFA match for the Universe Part 1. hosted by: Nick Diamond & Jonny Gomez of Celebrity Deathmatch, special referee will be Mills Lane & their will be a few guest stars One day the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers were battling a group of Lord Zedd's wimpy Putties, and Goldar, a strange red beam flashed all around them. "What's going on Billy?" asked Zak. "I don't know," replied Billy. Suddenly the Power Rangers disappeared, leaving the Putties & Goldar frantically running around, wondering where their foes went. The Voltron Team, in Voltron mode had just finished off a Robo Beast when a red beam hit them, Voltron immediately disappearing in a bright red flash. GI Joe was battling Cobra as they usually do. When 12 H.I.S.S.' begin firing on the Joes, making large craters. The GI Joes were running around scared. "Come on lets get those wimpy tanks, Yo Joe!," Duke yelled out, giving the Joe battle cry. Duke grabbed a bazooka from a fallen trooper. He took aim a the middle of a H.I.S.S and fired the bazooka, fallen back a little from the shot. The HISS immediately exploded. Then a strange red beam hit in the middle of the battle, sending the Joe's and Cobra to a unknown location. At a strange arena, with hovering cameras all over the place, loud cheers are heard from a large assortment of aliens & robots of all kinds. "Good morning fight fans, this is Jonny Gomez." "And I'm Nick Diamond." "Here on Celebrity Deathmatch!" Gomez said excitedly, with a twinkle in his eye. "Today we have the Transformers, the Power Rangers, Voltron, and GI Joe all in a free for all match for the universe. We captured the Transformers earlier so they couldn't conspire with our other guests. They will battle to the death, winner takes all. We'll be ready as soon as our referee, Mills Lane is here. Well looks like he's here." Mills Lane walks into the middle of a very large arena, with many doors leading to different holograms of environments. A microphone is dropped into his hand. "All right listen up, I want a nice, clean fight. I don't want any diplomacy involved. Let's get it on!" Mills Lane yells into the microphone, with a happy look on his face. Mills quickly runs out of the arena. "Our first guest is our good buddy, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Hey Steve, how's it going?!" Says Gomez, happy to see his good friend. "Very good, thank you Jonny, Nick." Replies Austin, a touch of beer on his breath. "I see the fight is starting. Now folks, were making them fight by, threatening that their homeworlds will be destroyed if they don't fight! I love this job so much." Says Nick Diamond, slightly chuckling. "Their really falling for it too. Hehe, this will be our best episode yet!" Jonny says happily. The Autobots, Decepticons, Power Rangers, Voltron Team in their lions, GI Joe, and Cobra are brought out into the ring. Lance, in Red Lion of Voltron, fires a burst of flames at Blitzwing, sending him flying. Lance swings his right paw, sending a Sweep flying. "Decepticons, attack! Constructicons, form Devastator. Predacons, form Predaking! Kill them all!" screams Galvatron, ready for a good fight, transforming into his cannon mode. Galvatron takes aim and fires 3 blasts at Lance, hitting Red Lion in the left shoulder, a small amount of shrapnel comes off of Red Lion's shoulder, a bit of black smoke popping up. Galvatron transforms back to robot mode, scared. "Haha, this will be way to easy!" Says Lance, laughing at Galvatron's attack. "Ah!" Lance screams as Devastator slams his foot into Red Lion's left side. Red Lion rolls and slams into a wall, leaving a dent. "Lance!" Screams Princess Alura. Alura in Blue Lion, takes aim at Devastator and fires 2 missiles into his chest, knocking him flat on his back. Cyclonus transforms to Jet Mode, shooting 2 missiles into Keith's, Black Lion, back, knocking Black Lion on its knees. Rodimus Prime sends a blast of lasers into Bluestreak's left wing as he was flying through the air. Bluestreak slams into a wall, sliding to the ground. Destro fires 6 rounds from his gun into Predaking, not doing anything. "Our weapons are useless against them!" Yells Destro, terror in his eyes. Soundwave lets out Rumble, Ravage, Ratbat, Lazerbeak, and Frenzy out of his chest, ready for battle. Lazerbeak sends 2 blasts from his eyes into a Bat II, blowing it into pieces. Pidge, Green Lion, sends 6 claw missiles into the middle of the Cobra army, a large explosion of weapons goes off, taking out over half of the Cobra forces. Killing Zartan, Serina, and the Dreadnaughts. Wheelie fires 3 shots off, sending Ravage flying. Soundwave fires 1 shot from his gun into Wheelie's back, Wheelie hitting the ground hard. "Weredoomed.Itsalloverthereisnohope,nohope at all." said Blurr at lightspeed shooting off a few shots at the Decepticons. The Power Rangers begin firing blasts with their laser guns, the shots slamming into Blitzwing in tank mode, sending him rolling backwards. "We need to form the Megazord." says Jason the Red Ranger. All the Rangers call on their Zords, forming the Megazord, catching their sword from the sky. The Megazord runs up behind Predaking, as he is slamming his foot on Voltron's head. The Megazord slashes at Predaking's back, cutting it slightly open. Predaking falls forward screaming in pain, energy erupting out of his cut. Voltron immediately shoved his blazing sword right through the middle of the Megazord's chest. The Megazord fell hard to the ground, blowing apart in a series of explosions all over the Megazord, unfortunately not before the Power Rangers go to safety. "Well Nick this has been a good first round, we'll post the casualties then go to round 2." Said Jonny Gomez jumping up and down in glee watching the show. Round 1 Deaths: Power rangers: 1 Megazord Autobots:0 Decepticons:0 GI Joe:0 Cobra:Lots of troops, Dreadnaughts, Zartan, & Serina The End of Round 1 ROUND 2 "Welcome back fight fans!" Yells Jonny Gomez. "What a carnage filled fight. We are going to do things a little different in round 2. We have sent Cobra back to Earth since they are little losers. It will be a all out fight between Predaking and Voltron, since the Megazord was destroyed. So lets go!" Predaking and Voltron appeared on a mountainous and snowy terrain, each of them unharmed. Predaking quickly stabs at the middle of Voltron's chest, followed with a punch from his left arm. Voltron starts sliding down a middle, electricity exploding out of his chest. Predaking slams his foot down on Voltron's chest, trying to knock him down the mountain. Voltron stuck out his left arm, shooting flames from both his hand into Predaking's face. "Argh!!!!" screamed Predaking in a rage. Predaking falls back, sliding down the mountain, quickly grabbing on a ledge, dropping his sword, which slides down the mountain and is lost in the darkness. Voltron raises his sword, about to make the finishing move when a chunk of rock hits him in the back knocking him forward flinging him off the mountain, Voltron stabbing his sword into the mountain hanging only by the sword. Devastator, all of the Constructicons formed into one robot, grab Predaking and pulls him up to safety. Several missiles and large laser blasts slam into Devastator knocking him almost all the way through the mountain, his chest exposed to the core, electricity and energy searing out of it. Tor the turtle Megazord of the Power Rangers climbs over a mountain not far away from where Devastator, Voltron, and Predaking are. The Green Ranger's Dragonzord also coming over the same ridge. "That's correct! Even more fighters, not exactly what we said but even more carnage!" yells Nick Diamond over the speakers. Predaking quickly rips off a chunk of the mountain that is shaped like a spike. Predaking throws the spike at the Dragonzord, it stabbing into its chest. Dragonzord gets smacked around so he's facing Tor, letting of a blast of missiles from his fingers into Tor's neck, Tor's head being separated from his body with a large explosion. Both Zord's roll of the side of the mountain causing large explosions at the bottom of the mountain. Voltron, in all this commotion, has got back on the mountain, his blazing sword in his hand. Voltron quickly slams into Predaking's left side with shoulder, Predaking flying off the mountain, slamming into another mountain falling slowly down the mountain, Predaking is motionless. As Voltron walks cautiously towards Predaking to finish him off Devastator sticks out his foot in Voltron's way, tripping Voltron onto his stomach. Voltron rolls over revealing his blazing sword is through his blazing gut. "Wonderful! We'll make millions! I love this job! Hehehehehehehe!" laughs Jonny Gomez, jumping up and down in his seat." "That's the end of Round 2 folks!" ROUND 3 "This round its Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Grimlock, and Red Ranger vs Nick Diamond and me!" says Gomez eagerly. "What?!?!" Screams Diamond. "That's right Nick, cya after the show!" Jonny kicks Nick down into a ring. Jonny then jumps in. Red Ranger appears in the ring, no gun or sword. "I want a nice clean fight, and Red Ranger, the Power will not be helping you or its a disqualification! Lets get it on!" yells Mills Lane. Red Ranger karate chops Nick on the left shoulder, roundhousing Jonny across the face, sending them both to the ground. "I wont play his sick game anymore, its wrong." says Red Ranger in a sort of noble way but it makes the crowd loudly boo. "Good then......That makes it easier for us you teenage punk in tights!" yells Gomez in anger. Gomez quickly slams his left hand into Red Ranger's gut, grabbing his head, and flips him onto his back. Diamond gets onto a turnbuckle, puts his hands together, jumps and slams his hands into Red Ranger's chest. Suddenly Sgt. Slaughter runs into the ring, dropkicking Gomez in the back and starts pummeling Diamond's back. Mills Lane quickly jumps in the ring. "I wont allow it!" says Lane. Mills slams his foot into the back of Slaughter's leg, then sends him flying head first into a turnbuckle with a kick to the butt. "Now lets continue getting it on!" Red Ranger, using this time to advantage clotheslines Diamond, Gomez, and Lane, knocking them out. As Jason/Red Ranger is climbing out of the ring his face is met with a hard blow from a fist, Jason is sent flying into Slaughter. The cameras spot the man, it's SC Steve Austin! Austin lifts up Diamond, Gomez, and Lane and carries them out of the ring. 10 minutes later Jonny and Nick are back at their booth, bandaged and bruised. "Me and Nick would like to thank Steve Austin for that help, when we find the guy who let Sgt.Slaughter out....." Jonny says coldly. "Speaking of Austing there he is about to take on his opponent Grimlock! I think I know who will win, you get `em Austin! says Diamond in a mix of a chuckle and normal speech. Grimlock steps into the ring, Austin stepping in on the opposite corner. "Now I want a nice clean.........." Mills Lane is saying, but Grimlock cuts him off. "Me Grimlock don't like skinhead! Me Grimlock smash and kill!" Grimlock immediately grabs Mills by the middle of his body with his mouth, and flings him across the stadium. Stone Cold quickly kicks Grimlock in the knee, with no effect. Grimlock walks out of the ring, and starts sending a large amount of fire from his mouth into the crowd. Stone Cold jumps on Grimlock's back, and starts slamming onto his back. Grimlock then jumps on his back, unfortunately crushing Stone Cold. "My God, get....oh good, CD security is on its way!" screams Diamond frantically. At least 40 CD security guards with tazers and cattle prods rush Grimlock from all sides, sending currents of electricity at him. Grimlock quickly reacts by crushing each guard with his tail. "Me Grimlock no like clay people!" Grimlock then sees Jonny flailing his arms in his booth and makes his way towards it. "Uh-oh, were dead puppets." says Diamond. Grimlock sends a burst of flames into the booth, turning Gomez and Diamond into little pools of watery clay. Grimlock walks to the edge of the stadium, smashes through it and starts walking off into the distance. In a computer voice exactly like the one that says: "More that meets the eye.", you can here the computer voice say: "Good fight, good night!" Every thing goes black. We are experiencing technical difficulties! The End? yea probably, I think it sucked.