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The Movie

Alllllll righty then! The movie came out in March of 1995 and didn't do too well in the box office, but i can't see why because it's my absolute favorite! It has a wonderful cast of Lori Petty, Malcome McDowell, Naomi Watts. Ann Cusack, Ice-T, Iggy Pop. FYI Iggy Pop used to work in a record store in my hometown. Spiffy cool isn't it? Well anyway here is a little plot synopsis (that spelled right?) A GIANT meteor has hit the earth, or is it meteorite (perhaps i should pay more attention in Science) Well what ever it was it hit the earth and put the world in total devestation. No, glamor anywhere and worst of all...not much water. The bad guys all work for water and power. (the people who control most of the water and have all of the power) One day they raid the peaceful little farm house that Rebecca (Tank Girl) and all her friends live in. They kill everyone except Rebecca and her boyfriend's (well he WAS her boyfriend until he got blown away) daughterSam. Rebecca is captured and doesn't know WHAT happened to Sam. They take Rebecca back to water and power and then since she hates it so much she later escapes with her new friend Jet Girl. Jet is a shy timid girl that is in awe at Rebecca's comical way of dealing with things. The two escape and meet the Rain Lady who has a statue that Sam had made. Rebecca finds out that Sam is still alive and has been taken to Liquid Silver...a whorehouse. After Rebecca fianlly rescues Sam Water and Power manages to capture her again. The rest of the story is pretty much Rebecca trying to find Sam. Of course they decide that they need help and get the Rippers to help out. The Rippers are half men half kangaroos or something of that sort. Of course i could go on more but i don't feel like being detailed = P

Quotes

Here are some of my all time favorite quotes.  If you have something to add E-mail me.
     "So now 20 people gotta squeeze into one tub...so it ain't all bad."
     "Hieee feeling a little inadequet?"
     "It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down."
     "What do you reckon?  go to New York see Cats."
     "Hey what time is it?  i don't wanna miss "Baywatch"
     "i'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised"
     "i hate wasting good beer."
     "Laugh you butterfly that dances in the mud, laugh you
 peice of dentle floss you burn me toast, laugh you pig that
 flys high in the sky with Rainbow Twinkie fluid and three 
liters of high octane petro."
     "Are you sure?"
     "i'm in love."
     "i like pain"
     "You know, i'm gonna need a microscope and tweezers because it's like this."
     "i had everything under control."
     "Here's your proof."
     "How many times do i have to tell ya?  i DON'T want to."
     "Snip, snip"
     "The rains are coming."
     "Hey!  i got two words for you.  BRUSH YOUR TEETH"
     "The clapper!  That's what you get for being a perv."
     "It's okay, i've got condoms."
     "You've been stealing vater."

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