All poems on this page are property of Carly (Wilburn??) and her friend Rachel. Many thanks to them for submitting their rather intriguing poetry to the ACODD.
Red Speedo
by Carly
I like the red speedo
It is cool
I would like to meet the red speedo
But I can't (now) so I'll just have to watch the red speedo.
Red Speedo Song
by me
At he beginning you see the back
then the Speedo emerges,
the red shines.
Then left, right, left, right,
Just ignore Krychek,
cause he's a dork without a speedo
Then the speedo is gone
But you can rewind, so that's ok.
Red Speedo
by Rachel
David, your speedos are as soft as silk.
Oh how I'd like to dunk them in my milk.
"Ooh La La"
by Rachel
David your speedo makes me sing "Ooh La La"
In the spring,
in the summer,
they are NOT a bummer.
In the winter cold,
they are like gold.
In the autumn when the leaves fall,
you slowly pull them off,
and we can see your b*lls. :)