SCREAM SCRIPT THE PHONE RINGS. CASEY: HELLO. VOICE : HELLO. CASEY: YES. VOICE: WHO IS THIS? CASEY: WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO REACH? VOICE: WHAT NUMBER IS THIS? CASEY: WELL WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU TRYING TO REACH? VOICE: I DON'T KNOW. CASEY: WELL I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. VOICE: DO I. CASEY: IT HAPPENS, TAKE IT EASY. SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE, THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN. CASEY: HELLO. VOICE: I'M SORRY I GUESS I DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER. CASEY: SO WHY DID YOU DIAL IT AGAIN? VOICE: TO APOLOGIZE. CASEY: YOUR FORGIVEN, BYE NOW! VOICE: WAIT DON'T HANG UP. CASEY: WHAT? VOICE: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. CASEY: THEY HAVE NINE HUNDRED NUMBERS FOR THAT, TAKE IT EASY! SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE AND WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN, THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN. CASEY: HELLO. VOICE: WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME. CASEY: WHO IS THIS? VOICE: YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME I'LL TELL YOU MINE. CASEY: I DON'T THINK SO. VOICE: WHAT'S THAT NOISE? CASEY: POPCORN! VOICE: YOUR MAKING POPCORN? CASEY: UH-HUH! VOICE: I ONLY EAT POPCORN AT THE MOVIES. CASEY: WELL I AM GETTING READY TO WATCH A VIDEO. VOICE: REALLY. WHAT? CASEY: OH JUST SOME SCARY MOVIES. VOICE: DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES? CASEY: UH-HUH! VOICE: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE? CASEY: UHH, I DON'T KNOW. VOICE: COME ON, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A FAVORITE. WHAT COMES TO MIND? CASEY: UHH, HALLOWEEN. YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH THE GUY IN THE WHITE MASK WHO WALKS AROUND AND STALKS THE BABYSITTERS. VOICE: YEAH. CASEY: WHAT'S YOURS? VOICE: GUESS. CASEY: UMM, NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST. VOICE: IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE GUY HAD THE KNIVES FOR FINGERS? CASEY: YEAH FREDDY KRUGER. VOICE: YEAH FREDDY, I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE. IT WAS SCARY. CASEY: WELL THE FIRST ONE WAS BUT THE REST SUCKED. VOICE: SOOO, YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND? CASEY: WHY? YOU WANT TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE? VOICE: MAYBE, DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? CASEY: NO. VOICE: YOU KNOW YOU NEVER DID TELL ME YOUR NAME. CASEY: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME? VOICE: BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM LOOKING AT. CASEY: WHAT DID YOU SAY? VOICE: I SAID I WANT TO KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO. CASEY: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID. VOICE: WHAT DID YOU THINK I SAID? SHE GOES AND LOOKS OUT OF THE WINDOW. VOICE: WHAT? HELLO. CASEY: LOOK, LOOK. I GOT TO GO. VOICE: WAIT. I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GO OUT. CASEY: I DON'T THINK SO. VOICE: DON'T HANG UP ON ME! SHE HANGS UP THE. THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN. CASEY: SHIT! CASEY: YES. VOICE: I TOLD YOU NOT TO HANG UP ON ME. CASEY: LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT. VOICE: I TOLD YOU, TO TALK. CASEY: LOOK, DIAL SOME ELSE OK. SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE. THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN. CASEY: LISTEN ASSHOLE! VOICE: NO YOU LISTEN YOU LITTLE BITCH, IF YOU HANG UP ON ME AGAIN I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH UNDERSTAND. CASEY: IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? VOICE: MORE OF A GAME REALLY. CAN YOU HANDLE THAT, BLOODY. SHE RUNS AND GOES TO LOCK THE DOORS. SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW. VOICE: CAN YOU SEE ME? CASEY: LOOK. I AM TWO SECONDS FROM CALLING THE POLICE. VOICE: THEY WILL NEVER MAKE IT IN TIME. WERE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. CASEY: WHAT DO YOU WANT? VOICE: TO SEE WHAT YOUR INSIDES LOOK LIKE. SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE. THE DOOR BELL RINGS. CASEY: AHHHHH! WHO'S THERE? WHO'S THERE? I'M ABOUT TO CALL THE POLICE. SHE RUNS TO GET THE PHONE. AS SOON AS SHE TOUCHES IT, THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN. CASEY: AHHHH! VOICE: DON'T YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY WHO'S THERE, ITS A DEATH WISH. YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME OUT HERE TO INVESTIGATE A STRANGE NOISE OR SOMETHING. CASEY: LOOK. YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN NOW SO I THINK YOU BETTER JUST LEAVE OR ELSE. VOICE: OR ELSE WHAT? CASEY: OR ELSE MY BOYFRIEND WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND AND HE'LL BE PISSED WHEN HE FINDS OUT. VOICE: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. CASEY: I LIED. I DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE SO YOUR ASS BETTER BE GONE. VOICE: OH SURE. CASEY: I SWEAR..HE'S BIG AND HE PLAYS FOOTBALL AND HE'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! VOICE: I'M GETTING SCARED. SHAKIN' IN MY BOOTS. CASEY: SO YOU BETTER JUST LEAVE. VOICE: HIS NAME WOULD'NT HAPPEN TO BE STEVE NOW WOULD IT? CASEY: HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME? VOICE: LOOK OUT YOUR FRONT DOOR, AGAIN! SHE IS CRYING AND SHAKING AS SHE GOES TO LOOK OUT THE DOOR. CASEY: OH GOD! SHE TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR. VOICE: I WOULD'NT DO THAT IF I WERE YOU. SHE CLOSES THE DOOR. CASEY: WHO ARE YOU? VOICE: GUESS. CASEY: WHERE ARE YOU? VOICE: THAT ALL DEPENDS ON YOU. CASEY: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? VOICE: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. CASEY: NO! VOICE: OR HE DIES RIGHT NOW!!!!! CASEY: NOOOOOO! VOICE: WHICH IS IT? WHICH IS IT? CASEY: TURN OFF THE LIGHT.....YOU'LL SEE WHAT KIND OF GAME......JUST DO IT!!! STEVE: (MUFFLED VOICE) NO! CASEY, NO!!!!NO!!!!! VOICE: HERE'S HOW WE PLAY, I ASK A QUESTION AND IF YOU GETIT RIGHT.....STEVE LIVES. VERY SIMPLE. CASEY: PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. VOICE: COME ON, IT WILL BE FUN. CASEY: PLEASE. VOICE: ITS AN EASY CATERGORY. CASEY: PLEASE. VOICE: MOVIE TRIVIA, LET ME GIVE YOU A WARM UP QUESTION. CASEY: DON'T DO THIS, I CAN'T. VOICE: NAME THE KILLER IN HALLOWEEN. CASEY: NO. VOICE: COME ON. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE REMEMBER. HE HAD THE WHITE MASK, HE STALKED THE BABYSITTERS......... CASEY: I DON'T KNOW. VOICE: COME ON, YES YOU DO. CASEY: NO, PLEASE. VOICE: WHAT'S HIS NAME? CASEY: I.............I CAN'T THINK. VOICE:COME ON, STEVE'S COUNTING ON YOU. CASEY: MICHAEL, MICHAEL MYERS. VOICE: YES! VERY GOOD. NOW FOR THE REAL QUESTION. CASEY: NOOOO! VOICE: BUT YOU ARE DOING SO WELL, WE CAN'T STOP NOW. CASEY: PLEASE STOP, LEAVE US ALONE. VOICE: THEN ANSWER THE QUESTION! SAME CATERGORY. CASEY: PLEASE STOP! VOICE: NAME THE KILLER IN FRI. 13th. CASEY: JASON, JASON, JASON! VOICE: I'M SORRY, THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER. CASEY: NO IT'S NOT, NO IT'S NOT IT WAS JASON. VOICE: I'M AFRAID NOT. NO WAY. CASEY: LISTEN IT WAS JASON. I SAW THAT MOVIE 20 GOT DAMN TIMES. VOICE: THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT MRS.VOORHIES WAS THE ORIGINAL KILLER, JASON DIDN'T COME IN UNTIL THE SEQUEL. I'M AFRAID THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER. CASEY: YOU TRICKED ME. VOICE: LUCKY FOR YOU THERE'S A BONUS ROUND, PUT POOR STEVE. I'M AFRAID HE'S OUT. HE KILLS STEVE OFF. SHE GOES AND TURNS ON THE LIGHT TO FIND STEVE GUTTED AND DEAD. CASEY: NO! VOICE: HA! HA! HA! HEY, WERE NOT FINISHED YET. FINAL QUESTION, ARE YOU READY. CASEY: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. VOICE: ANSWER THE QUESTION AND I WILL, WHAT DOOR AM I AT? CASEY: WHAT? VOICE: THERE ARE TWO MAIN DOORS TO YOUR HOUSE, THE FRONT AND THE BACK. IF YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU LIVE, VERY SIMPLE. CASEY: DON'T DO THIS, I CAN'T I WON'T. VOICE: YOUR CALL! THE KILLER THROWS A CHAIR IN THE WINDOW. SHE RUNS TO THE KITCHEN TO GET A KNIFE. SHE SEE'S THE KILLER AND SLOWLY WALKS TO THE DOOR. SHE WALKS OUT THE DOOR AND HIDES UP AGAINST THE WALL. SHE TAKES A GLANCE IN THE WINDOW AND SEE'S THE KILLER IN THE KITCHEN. SHE THEN SEE'S A CAR APPROACHING. SHE RUNS TO THE CAR AND THE KILLER POPS OUT BEHIND HER. HE THEN STABS HER IN HER CHEST. THE KILLER IS ON TOP OF CASEY AND SHE KNEE'S HIM IN HIS NUTZ! THE PARENTS GET OUT OF THE CAR AND THET ARE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING. CASEY GETS UP AND TRIES TO CALL THERE NAMES. CASEY: MOM, HELP!!! THE PARENTS WALK INTO THE HOUSE AND SMELL SMOKE. MOM: OH MY GOD! DAD: CASEY. THE KILLERS TURNS CASEY OVER AND SHE TAKES OF THE MASK AND THE KILLER STABS HER SEVERAL TIMES. THE MOTHER RUNS INTO THE KITCHEN AND TAKES THE BURNING POPCORN OFF OF THE STOVE AND PUTS IT IN THE SINK. SHE YELLS CASEYS NAME. MOM: CASEY,CASEY, CASEY. OH MY GOD JOHN WERE IS SHE. DAD: CALL THE POLICE, ILL CHECK UPSTAIRS. SHE PICKS UP THE PHONE TO HEAR HER DYING DAUGHTER CALLING HER NAME. MOM: CASEY BABY. OH MY GOD, I CAN HEAR HER. OH MY GOD! DAD: I WANT YOU TO GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE DOWN TO THE MAKINZIES AND CALL THE POLICE. MOM: MY BABY, NOT MY BABY. DAD: GO. SHE WALKS OUT TO SEE HER DAUGHTER LYING DEAD WITH HER INSIDES ON HER OUTSIDES. MOM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE FATHER RUNS OUTSIDE TO SEE HIS DAUGHTER DEAD. THE END OF CASEY'S PART. _____________________________________________________________________________ SIDNEY'S HOUSE. SHE IS IN HER ROOM TYPING ON THE COMPUTER. SHE HEARS A NOISE OUTSIDE. SHE GOES TO HER WINDOW TO SEE WHO IT IS. BILLY SCARES HER. SIDNEY: AHH! BILLY: IT'S JUST ME. SIDNEY: ARE YOU CRAZY, YOU CAN'T BE HERE. BILLY: YOU SLEEP IN THAT. SIDNEY: YES I SLEEP IN THIS. YOU GOT TO.......... SIDNEY'S FATHER KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. SIDNRY: HIDE. HIDE. HIDE. MR.PRESCOTT: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? SIDNEY: CAN YOU KNOCK? MR. PRESCOTT: I HEARD SCREAMING. SIDNEY: NO YOU DIDN'T. MR.PRESCOTT: I DIDN'T. WELL I'M HITTING THE SACK. MY FLIGHT LEAVES IN THE MORNING. YOU KNOW WHERE TO REACH ME IN CASE OF AM ENMERGENCY............ SIDNEY: YES, AT THE HILTON BY THE AIRPORT. MR.PRESCOTT: THERE'S MONEY ON THE TABLE IF YOU NEED ANY AND THE NUMBER IS ON THE REFRIGERATOR. SIDNEY: OK MR.PRESCOTT: I SWEAR I HEARD SCREAMING. SIDNEY: GOODNIGHT DADDY. MR.PRESCOTT: GOODNIGHT SWEETIE. SHE LOOKS TO SEE WHERE BILLY HID. HE POPS A DOLL UP. BILLY: WOW! CLOSE CALL. SIDNEY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? BILLY: WELL IT OCCURED TO ME THAT I NEVER SNUCKED THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW. SIDNEY: RIGHT. NOW THAT ITS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM............. BILLY: I WAS AT HOME WATCHING TELEVISION. THE UH...............EXCORSIST WAS ON. IT GOT ME THINKING OF YOU. SIDNEY: IT DID? BILLY: YEAH. OT WAS EDITED FOR TV. YOU KNOW ALL THE GOOD STUFF WAS CUT OUT. IT GOT ME THINKING OF US. TWO YEARS AGO WE STARTED OFF HOT AND HEAVY. A NICE SOLID "R" RATING ON OUR WAY TO AN "NC-17". BUT NOW, THINGS HAVE CHANGED. WE'VE CHANGED, AND LATELY WERE JUST SORT OF EDITED FOR TELEVISION. SIDNEY: OH. SO YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD CLIMB THROUGH MY WINDOW AND WE WOULD HAVE A LITTLE RAW FOOTAGE. BILLY: NO, NO I WOULDN'T DREAM OF BREAKING YOUR UNDERWEAR RULE. I JUST................THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD DO A LITTLE ON TOP OF THE CLOTHES STUFF. SIDNEY: OK BILLY: YEAH. SIDNEY: YEAH. THEY START TO KISS AND LAY ON THE BED AND KISS MORE. SHE PUSHES HIM OFF OF HER. SIDNEY: OK, OK TIME IS UP MR. STUD BUCKETT. BILLY: GOD, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO TO ME? SIDNEY: DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAD WILL DO TO YOU. BILLY: YEAH, WELL I'M GOING. SIDNEY: ALRIGHT. THEY WALK TO THE WINDOW AND SHE KISSES HIM. SIDNEY: YOU KNOW I APPRECIATE THE ROMANTIC GESTER. BILLY: HEY, ABOUT THE NO SEX STUFF...I'M NOT TRYING TO RUSH YOU AT ALL, I WAS ONLY HAVE SERIOUS. SIDNEY: OK. SHE KISSES HIM, HE STARTS TO LEAVE. SIDNEY: HEY BILLY, WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR A PG-13 RELATIONSHIP. BILLY: WHAT'S THAT. SHE OPENS HER SHIRT AND FLASHES HIM. BILLY: YOU ARE SUCH A TEASE. HE LEAVES. THE END OF THIS SCENE ____________________________________________________________________________ THE NEXT DAY. THEY ARE AT SCHOOL AND REPORTERS ARE EVERYWHERE. GAIL: THE TOWN OF WOODSBORO WAS DEVISTATED LAT NIGHT WHEN TWO YOUNGE TEENAGERS WERE FOUND BRUTALLY MURDERED. AUTHORITIES HAVE YET TO ISSUE A STATEMANT, BUT OUR SOURCES TELL US THAT NO ARREST HAVE BEEN MADE AND THE MURDERER COULD STRIKE AGAIN. TATUM COMES UP BEHIND SIDNEY AND SCARES HER. TATUM: COULD YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT. SIDNEY: UH, TATUM, WHAT IS GOING ON. TATUM: YOU DON'T KNOW. SIDNEY: NO. TATUM: CASEY BECKER AND STEVE ORIS WERE KILLED LAST NIGHT. SIDNEY: WHAT! NO WAY. TATUM: AND WERE NOT JUST TALKING KILLED WERE TALKING SPLATTER MOVIE KILLED, RIPPED OPEN FROM END TO END. SIDNEY: CASEY, SHE SITS NEXT TO ME IN ENGLISH. TATUM: NOT ANYMORE. ITS SO SAD, HER MOM AND DAD FOUND HER HANGING FROM A TREE, HER INSIDES ON THE OUTSIDE. SIDNEY: OH MY GOD, DO THEY KNOW WHO DID IT? TATUM: THEY'RE FUCKIN CLUELESS. I MEAN THEY'RE INTERIGATING THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. TEACHERS, STUDENTS, JANITORS................. SIDNEY: THEY THINK THE SCHOOL DID IT? TATUM: THEY DON'T KNOW. I MEAN DEWEY WAS SAYING THIS IS THE WORST CRIME IN YEARS, EVEN WORST THAN................. WELL ITS BAD. SHE WALKS INTO THE SCHOOL THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE IN THE CLASSROOM. TEACHER: SIDNEY, IT WOULD APPEAR TO BE YOUR TURN. SHE LEAVES AND GOES INTO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE. SHERIFF: WHOS UP NEXT? MR.HIMBRY: UH..SIDNEY PRSCOTT. SHE WAS DAUGHTER OF................. SIDNEY WALKS IN. SHERIFF: HI SIDNEY. SIDNEY: SHERIFF BERK, DEWEY. DEWEY: UH.......THATS DEPUTIE RILEY TODAY SID. SHERIFF: HOW IS EVERYTHING? SIDNEY: GOOD. SHERIFF: AND YOUR DAD, HOW'S HE DOING. SIDNEY: WERE FINE THANKS. MR. HIMBRY: WERE GOING TO KEEP THIS VERY BRIEF SIDNEY, THE POLICE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTION, YOU OK. SIDNEY: UH-HUH. SHERIFF: SIDNEY, WERE YOU VERY CLOSE TO CASEY BECKER? THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ MR.HIMBRY: (OVER INTERCOME) REMEMBER YOUR PRINCIPAL LOVES YOU AND HE WANTS YOU TO BE ALL SAFE. ALL STUDENTS ARE INCOURAGE TO RETURN TO THERE HOME PROMPLY FROM SCHOOL GROUND. SO AVOID STRANGERS, SHORTCUTS............................... THE KIDS CUT HIM OFF. TATUM: HOW MANY QUESTIONS DID THEY ASK YOU SID? SIDNEY: WELL THEY ASKED ME IF I KNEW CASEY. TATUM: YEAH THEY ASK ME THAT TOO. STEWART: HEY DID THEY ASK YOU IF YOU LIKE TO HUNT? BILLY: YEAH THEY DID. TATUM: WHY WOULD THEY ASK YOU IF YOU LIKE TO HUNT? RANDY: CAUSE THERE BODIES WERE GUTTED. BILLY: THANK YOU RANDY. TATUM: THEY DIDN'T ASK ME IF I LIKE TO HUNT. STEWART: CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY A GIRL COULD OF KILLED THEM. TATUM: THAT IS SO SEXIST. THE KILLER COULD BE EASILY FEMALE, BASICT INSTINCT. RANDY: THAT WAS AN ICE PICK. NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING. STEWART: YEAH, CASEY AND STEVE WERE COMPLETELY HALLOWED OUT. THE FACT IS IT TAKES THE MAN TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. TATUM: OR A MAN TO BRUTALIDATE IT. SIDNEY: HOW DO YOU GUTT SOMEONE. STEWART: YOU TAKE A KNIFE, AND YOU SLID THEM FROM GRINE TO STERNAL. BILLY: HEY, ITS CALLED A TACT YOU FUCKER EGG. SIDNEY: HEY STEW DIDN'T YOU USE TO DATE CASEY. STEWART: YEAH FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS. RANDY: YEAH BEFORE SHE DUMPED HIM FOR STEVE. TATUM: I THUGHT YOU DUMPED HER FOR ME. STEWART: I DID. HE'S LYING. RANDY: AND ARE THE POLICE AWARE THAT YOU DATED THE VICTIM? STEWART: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT.............I KILLED THEM. RANDY: IT WILL CERTAILY IMPROVE YOUR I.Q. TATUM: STEW WAS WITH ME LAST NIGHT. STEWART: YEAH I WAS. RANDY: WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER HE SLICED AND DICED. TATUM: FUCK YOU NUTCASE, WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT? RANDY: WORKING, THANK YOU? TATUM: OH AT THE VIDEO STORE, I THOUGHT THEY FIRED YOUR SORRY ASS. RANDY: TWICE! STEWART: WELL I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY. BILLY: AIN'T NOBODY SAID YOU DID. STEWART: THANKS BUDDY. RANDY: TELL ME SOMETHING, DID YOU REALLY PUT HER LIVER IN THE MAILBOX, CAUSE I HEARD THEY FOUND HER LIVER IN THE MAILBOX, NXT TO HER SPLINE AND PANCREASE. TATUM: BE QUIET YOU GOON FUCK, I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE. SIDNEY: I'M GONE, BYE. SHE KISSES BILLY GOODBYE. STEWART: SHE'S GETTING MAD. YOU BETTER LIVER ALONE. HA! HA! GET IT. LIVER ALONE. HA! HA! OUCH! IT WAS A JOKE. THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ SHE STEPS OUT OF THE CAR. TATUM: BYE SID. I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. SHE GOES TO CHECK THE MAILBOX.NOTHING IS IN THERE.LATER ON THAT DAY SHE IS TALKING TO TATUM ON THE PHONE. SIDNEY: SO YOU SURE I CAN COME OVER CAUSE MY DAD WON'T BE BACK UNTIL SUNDAY. TATUM: NO PROB., I WILL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00. ARE YOU OK. SIDNEY: UH-HUH. WELL YOU KNOW WITH THE POLICE AND REPORTERS AND ALL ITS LIKE DEVA VU ALL OVER AGAIN. TATUM: I'LL BE THERE BY 7:00, I PROMISE. SIDNEY: THANKS TATUM. TATUM: LATER. SHE GOES IN THE CLOSET TO GET A BAG FOR HER CLOTHES. SHE SITS DOWN AND TURNS ON THE TV, GAIL IS ON SHOWING A PIC OF HER MOTHER. GAIL: THE TOWNS IN SHOCK, AND NO ONE CAN QUITE BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE, ALTHOUGH THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS SMALL COMMUNITY OF WOODSBORO HAS INDURED SUCH TRAGEDY. ONLY A YEAR AGO, MOREEN PRESCOTT, WIFE AND MOTHER, WAS FOUND RAPED AND MURDERED NOT FAR FROM THE CITY'S SCHOOL TOWN SQUARE............. SHE TURNS OFF THE TV. SHE TAKES A NAP ON THE COUCH. THE PHONE RINGS. SIDNEY: HELLO. TATUM: PACK YOUR BAGS, I'M ON MY WAY. SIDNEY: IT'S PAST 7:00. TATUM: DON'T WORRY. CASEY AND STEVE DIDNT BITE IT TIL' WAY AFTER TEN. SIDNEY: UH, THATS COMFORTING. TATUM: I'M GOING TO SWING BY THE VIDEO STORE, I WAS THINKING TOM CRUISE IN ALL THE RIGHT MOVES. YOU KNOW IF YOU PAUSE IT JUST RIGHT YOU CAN SEE HIS PENIS. SIDNEY: WHATEVER, JUST HURRY OK. TATUM: TA-TA SID. SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE, THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN. SIDNEY: TATUM JUST GET IN THE CAR............. VOICE: HELLO SIDNEY. SIDNEY: UHH...HI, WHO IS THIS. VOICE: YOU TELL ME. SIDNEY: I....I HAVE NO IDEA. VOICE: WHAT A SCARY NIGHT, WITH ALL THE MURDERS AND ALL ITS LIKE RIGHT OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE. SIDNEY: RANDY IS THAT YOU, YOU GAVE YOUR SELF AWAY. ARE YOU CALLING FROM WORK CAUSE TATUMS ON HER WAY OVER. VOICE: DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES? SIDNEY: I LIKE THAT THING YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR VOICE RANDY, ITS SEXY. VOICE: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE? SIDNEY: OH COME ON, YOU KNOW I DON'T WATCH THAT SHIT. VOICE: WHY, TOO SCARY FOR YOU? SIDNEY: NO.....NO BUT WHATS THE POINT THERE ALL THE SAME. SOME STUPID KILLER STALKING SOME BIG BREASETED GIRL WHO CAN'T ACT WHO'S ALWAYS RUNNING UP THE STAIRS WHEN SHE SHOULD BE GOING OUT THE FRONT DOOR, ITS INSALTING. VOICE: ARE YOU.............ALONE IN THE HOUSE? SIDNEY: RANDY THAT'S SO UNORIGINAL. I'M DISAPOINTED IN YOU. VOICE: MAYBE THATS BECAUSE, I'M NOT RANDY. SILENCE FOR A MINUTE. SIDNEY: SO WHO ARE YOU? VOICE: THE QUESTION ISN'T WHO AM I, THE QUESTION IS WHERE AM I. SIDNEY: SO, THEN WHERE ARE YOU? VOICE: YOUR FRONT PORCH. SIDNEY: WHY WOULD YOU BE CALLING FROM MY FRONT PORCH? VOICE: THAT'S THE ORIGINAL PART. SIDNEY: OH YEAH. VOICE: YEAH. SIDNEY: WELL I CALL YOU A BLUFF. SHE GOES OUTSIDE TO SEE IF HE IS OUT THERE. SIDNEY: SO WHERE ARE YOU? VOICE: RIGHT HERE. SHE LOOKS SLOWLY FOR THE KILLER. SIDNEY: CAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT NOW. VOICE: UH-HUH. SIDNEY: OHHH. OK THEN WHAT AM I DOING, HUH, WHAT AM I DOING. HA. HA. NICE TRY RANDY, TELL TATUM TO HURRY UP, OK BYE NOW. VOICE: IF YOU HANG UP ON ME YOU'LL DIE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. DO YOU WANT TO DIE SIDNEY? YOUR MOTHER SURE DIDN'T. SIDNEY: FUCK YOU, YOU CRETENT. SHE RUNS AND CLOSES THE DOOR, THE KILLER POPS UP BEHIND HER. THEY WRESTLE AND SHE KNOCKS HIM OF OF HER, SHE RUNS UP STAIRS. SHE LOCKS HER SELF IN THE ROOM, TRIES TO CALL THE POLICE BUT THE LINE IS BUSY SO SHE CALLS OVER THE COMPUTER, THEN THE KILLER IS GONE. BILLY POPS UP AT HER WINDOW. SIDNEY: BILLY. BILLY: THE DOORS LOCK I HEARD SCREAMING, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? SIDNEY: THE KILLERS HERE, HE'S IN THE HOUSE. HELP HES IN THE HOUSE, HE'S GONNA KILL ME. BILLY: HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE. ITS ALRIGHT. A PHONE DROPS OUT OF HIS POCKET. SHE LOOKS AT IT. BILLY: WHAT, WHAT? SIDNEY SHAKES HER HEAD NO AND RUNS. BILLY: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, SIDNEY COME BACK. SIDNEY! SHE RUNS TO OPEN THE DOOR. DEWEY IS THERE HOLDING THE MASK UP. SIDNEY: AHHHHHH! DEWEY: AHHHHHHH! SORRY, I FOUND THIS. COME ON! THEY ARE LOCKING BILLY UP. DEWEY: DO YOU WISH TO GIVE UP YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT? BILLY: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. DEWEY: DO YOU WISH TO GIVE UP YOUR RIGHT TO SPEAK TO AN ATTORNEY IN HAVING PRESENT DURING QUESTIONING? BILLY: ASK SID, SHE'LL TELL YOU. SHERIFF: WHAT DO YOU GOT DEWEY? DEWEY: I CAUGHT HIM SHERIFF. SHERIFF: WHO IS HE? DEWEY: BILLY LOOMIS. BILLY: SIR, SHERIFF CALL THESE GUYS OFF, I DIDN'T DO IT. OUCH! SHERIFF, WAIT, WAIT LISTEN. CALL MY DAD. PLEASE CALL HIM. HE'LL TELL YOU. JUST CALL HIM. SIDNEY! SIDNEY! THEY TAKE BILLY AWAY IN A POLICE CAR. SHERIFF: HOWS SHE DOING? DEWEY: SIDS TUFFER THAN SHE LOOKS. SHERIFF: SHE HAS TO BE, WITH ALL THAT SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH. WELL WERE SEEING A LOT OF YOU TODAY. TATUM PULLS UP. DEWEY: ARE YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO COME DOWN TO THE STATION TO ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS SID? TATUM: OH SHIT! SIDNEY! GOD SID, I'M SO SORRY I WAS LATE , ARE YOU ALRIGHT. DEWEY: TATUM YOU CAN'T BE HERE. ITS AN OFFICIAL CRIME SCENE. SIDNEY: ITS OK. TATUM: HER DADS OUT OF TOWN ALRIGHT, SHE'S STAYING WITH US TONIGHT. DEWEY: DOES MOM KNOW? TATUM: YES DUFUS. SHERIFF: LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE. TATUM: COME ON SID. DEWEY: YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS..............................................CREEPY, HUH. GAIL PULLS UP. GAIL: OH DAMN. CAMERA MAN: WHAT? GAIL: JESUS, THE CAMERA HURRY! CAMERA MAN: MY NAME ISN'T JESUS. GAIL: SIDNEY, IS THAT YOU IN THERE? EXCUSE ME WAS THAT SIDNEY PRESCOTT THEY TOOK AWAY? TATUM: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. GAIL: WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? TATUM: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUISNESS. GAIL: I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT A COSTUME, IS THAT TRUE? CAN YOU TELL ME ANYTHING? TATUM: YEAH YOUR A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS, LEAVE SID ALONE. CAMERA MAN: WHERE IS SHE GOING? GAIL: LOOK, KENNY. CAMERA MAN: YEAH. GAIL: I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ABOUT FIFTY POUNDS OVER WEIGHT BUT WHEN I SAY HURRY, PLEASE INTERPRET THAT AS MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!!!!! THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE AT THE POLICE STATION. SIDNEY: DID YOU FIND HIM? DEWEY: ARE YOU SURE IT WAS THE HILTON? SIDNEY: YEAH, BY THE AIRPORT. DEWEY: HE'S NOT REGISTERED THERE. COULD HE HAVE STAYED SOME WHERE ELSE? SIDNEY: I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS. DEWEY: DON'T WORRY SID, WE'LL FIND HIM. THE SHERIFF IS TALKING TO BILLY. SHERIFF: LET ME ASK YOU THIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A CELLULAR PHONE SON? BILLY: EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE SHERIFF. LOOK I DIDNT MAKE THOSE CALLS I SWEAR. MR.LOOMIS: WHY DONT YOU CHECK THE PHONE BILL FOR CHRIST SAKE, CALL VITAL PHONE COM, THEY'VE GOT THE RECORDS OF EVERY NUMBER DIALED. SHERIFF: THANKS HANK WERE ON TOP OF THAT. WHAT WERE YOU DOING OVER AT SIDNEY'S HOUSE TONIGHT? BILLY: I WANTED TO SEE HER, THATS ALL. SHERIFF: AND LAST NIGHT, SIDNEY SAID YOU CRAWLED THROUGH HER WINDOW LAST NIGHT TOO. MR. LOOMIS: YOU WENT OUT LAST NIGHT? BILLY: I WAS WATCHING TV I GOT BORED SO I DECIDED TO GO FOR A RIDE. SHERIFF: DID YOU HAPPEN TO RIDE BY CASEY BECKERS HOUSE? BILLY: NO...................NO I DIDN'T. SHERIFF I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY. SHERIFF: WERE GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD YOU SON, TILL WE GET THOSE PHONE RECORDS. BILLY: THIS IS CRAZY, YOU KNOW THAT. I DIDNT DO IT. GAIL IS THEN TRYING TO GET INTO THE POLICE STATION. GAIL: MOVE IT KENNY. CAMERA MAN: THEY'RE NOT LETTING ANYONE IN. GAIL: I'M NOT JUST ANYONE. CAMERA MAN: BITCH GODDESS. GAIL: KENNY ARE WE ON? CAMERA MAN: YEAH GO. GAIL: HI, GAIL WITHERS REPORTING TO LIVE FROM WOODSBORO POLICE STATION, WHERE WE HOPE TO GET A GLIMPS OF SIDNEY PRESCOTT. HEY WATCH THE HANDS, DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH HERE? THEY ARE BACK IN THE STATION ABOUT TO LOCK BILLY UP. BILLY: TELL THEM, TELL THEM. SIDNEY. MR.LOOMIS: JUST WAIT FOR THE LAWYER BILLY. BILLY: SIDNEY, COME ON YOU KNOW ME. SIDNEY LOOK AT ME! COME ON. TATUM: SID. I'M GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE OK. DEWEY: THEY SELL THIS COSTUME EVERY FIVE AND DIME IN THE STATE. THERES NO WAY TO TRACK THE PURCHASE. SHERIFF: WHAT ABOUT THAT CELLULAR PHONE BILL? DEWEY: WELL WE ARE PULLING LOOMISES ACCOUNT. WE WONT KOW ANYTHING UNTIL THE MORNING. DO YOU THINK HE DID IT? SHERIFF: TWENTY YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE SAID NOT A CHANCE, BUT THESE KIDS TODAY, HA. DAMN IF I KNOW. TATUM: DEWEY CAN WE GO NOW? DEWEY: HOLD ON A SECOND. TATUM: GOT DAMN IT DEWEY! DEWEY: NOW WHAT DID MA TELL YOU, WHEN I WEAR THIS BADGE YOU TREAT ME LIKE THE MAN OF THE LAW. TATUM: I'M SORRY DEPUTIE DEWEW BOY BUT WERE READY TO GO, NOW, OK! SHERIFF: UH, TAKE THEM OUT THE BACK WAY TO AVOID THAT CIRCUS. DEWEY: COME ON! TATUM: DON'T TOUCH ME. DEWEY: HE'S MY SUPERIOR. TATUM: THE JANITORS YOUR SUPERIOR. SHERIFF: ALRIGHT, BACK TO WORK! THEY GO OUT THE BACK WAY. GAIL: ISN'T THERE A BACK WAY OUT OF THIS KENNY? CAMERA MAN: YEAH, FROM THE ALLEY I THINK. DEWEY: YOU GUYS JUST STAY RIGHT HERE I GONNA GO GET THE CAR. DON'T MOVE, DON'T MAKE A SOUND. GAIL: THERE SHE IS. SIDNEY! HI, SOMENIGHT WHAT HAPPENED, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? SIDNEY: SHE'S NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS ALRIGHT. JUST LEAVE US ALONE. SIDNEY: NO, NO TATUM ITS ALRIGHT SHE'S JUST DOING HER JOB. RIGHT GAIL. GAIL: THATS RIGHT. SIDNEY: SO HOWS THE BOOK? GAIL: WELL IT WILL BE OUT LATER THIS YEAR. SIDNEY: OH, I'LL LOOK FOR IT. GAIL: I'LL SEND YOU A COPY. BAM!!!!!!!!!!! SHE PUNCHES HER! TATUM: BITCH! DEWEY: COME ON, WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PUNCH LIKE THAT? THIS SCENE IS OVER. ____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE AT TATUMS HOUSE. TATUM: GOD I LOVED IT, I'LL SEND YOU A COPY, BAM! BITCH WENT DOWN. I'LL SEND YOU A COPY, BAM! SID SUPER BITCH! YOU ARE SO COOL. DEWEY: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT RIGHT HOOK. SIDNEY: THANKS. DEWEY: I'LL BE RIGHT NEXT DOOR. TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP. TATUM: YEAH, YEAH. DEWEY LEAVES. TATUM: DO YOU REALLY THINK BILLY DID IT? SIDNEY: HE WAS THERE TATUM. TATUM: HE WAS DESTEND TO HAVE A FLAW, I KNEW HE WAS TOO PERFECT. MOM: TELEPHONE HONEY. TATUM: WHO IS IT. MOM: ITS FOR SID. SIDNEY: MY DAD? MOM: I DON'T THINK SO. TATUM:TAKE A MESSAGE. SIDNEY: NO THATS OK, I'LL GET IT. SIDNEY LEAVES FOR THE PHONE. MOM: HOW IS SHE DOING? TATUM SHAKES HER HEAD IN I DONT KNOW WAY. SIDNEY: HELLO VOICE: HELLO SIDNEY. SIDNEY: NOOOOO. VOICE: POOR BILLY BOYFRIEND. AM INNOCENT GUY DOESNT STAND A CHANCE WITH YOU. SIDNEY: LEAVE ME ALONE. MOM GOES AND GETS DEWEY. VOICE: LOOKS LIKE YOU FINGERED THE WRONG GUY, AGAIN. SIDNEY: WHO ARE YOU? VOICE: DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH, I PROMISE. SHE PLACES THE PHONE DOWN. DEWEY: WHAT? HE PICKS UP THE PHONE. DEWEY: HELLO. THIS SCENE IS OVER. ____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE SITTING DOWN AT BREAKFAST WATCHING THE NEWS. REPORTER (MAN) : SIDNEY PRESCOTT, WHO ESCAPED A VICIOUS ATTACK LAST NIGHT, IS THE DAUGHTER OF MOREEN PRESCOTT, WHO WAS BRUTALLY KILLED LAST YEAR WHEN CONVICTED MURDERER, COTTON WEARY BROKE INTO THERE HOME AND SAVAGELY RAPED AND TORCHERED THE DECEASED. COTTON WEARY IS CURRENTLY AWAITNG APPEAL FOR THE DEATH SENTENCE HANDED DOWN AFTER THE YOUNGE SIDNEY TESTIFIED AGAINST HIM. SHE WAS THE KEY WITNESS IN THE STATES CASE AGAINST THE....................................... THE MOTHER TURNS OFF THE TV. SIDNEY: ITS NEVER GOING TO STOP IS IT? DEWEY: BILLY WAS RELEASED. HIS CELLULAR BILL WAS CLEAN, HE DIDN'T MAKE THOSE CALLS. WERE CHECKING EVERY CELLULAR ACCOUNT IN THE COUNTY. ANY CALLS MADE TO YOU OR CASEY BECKER ARE BEING CROSSED REFRENCED. ITS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME BUT WE'LL FIND HIM. TATUM: YOU HEAR THAT, ITS GOING TO BE OK. THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE GETTING OUT OF THE CAR AT SCHOOL. DEWEY: DON'T WORRY SID, ITS SCHOOL. YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE. REPORTER (WOM.) : SO HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ALMOST BRUTALLY BUTCHERED? DEWEY: HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE. REPORTER (WOM) : THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW. HOW DOES IT FEEL? DEWEY: SHE JUSTS WANTS TO GET AN EDUCATION, TURN THAT THING OFF. SIDNEY STOPS TATUM. TATUM: WHAT? SIDNEY: JUST A SECOND. SHE WALKS TO GAIL. GAIL: STOP RIGHT THERE. SIDNEY: I'M NOT HERE TO FIGHT, I JUST NEED TO TALK. GAIL: KENNY, CAMERA NOW! SIDNEY: OFF THE RECORD, NO CAMERAS. GAIL: FORGET IT. SIDNEY: PLEASE, YOU OWE ME. GAIL: I OWE YOU SHIT. SIDNEY: YOU OWE MY MOTHER. GAIL: YOUR MOTHERS MURDER WAS LAST YEARS HOTTEST COURT CASE. SOMEBODY WAS GOING TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT. SIDNEY: RIGHT, AND IT HAD TO BE YOU WITH ALL YOUR LIES AND BULLSHIT THEORIES. GAIL: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, COTTON WEARY IS IN JAIL. THEY'RE GOING TO GAS HIM. THE BOOK IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE THAT. SIDNEY: DO YOU STILL THINK HE IS INNOCENT? GAIL: YOUR TESTAMONY PUT HIM AWAY, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHAT I THINK. SIDNEY: DURING THE TRIAL YOU DID ALL THOSE STORIES ABOUT ME, YOU CALLED ME A LIAR. GAIL: I THINK YOU FASLEY IDENTIFIED HIM, YES. SIDNEY: HAVE YOU TALKED TO COTTON? GAIL: MANY TIMES. SIDNEY: AND HAS HIS STORY CHANGED? GAIL: NOT ONE WORD. HE ADMITTES TO HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER BUT THATS ALL. SIDNEY: HE'D LYING, SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE TOUCHED HIM. HE RAPED HER AND THEN HE BUTCHERED HER. HER BLOOD WAS ALL OVER HIS COAT. GAIL: HE WAS DRUNK THAT NIGHT. HE LEFT HIS COAT AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER YOUR MOTHER SUDUSED HIM. SIDNEY: I SAW HIM LEAVE WEARING IT. GAIL: NO YOU SAW SOMEONE LEAVE WEARING THAT COAT. THE SAME SOMEONE WHO PLANTED IT IN COTTONS CAR FRAMING HIM. SIDNEY: NO. COTTON MURDERED MY MOTHER. GAIL: YOUR NOT SO SURE ANYMORE ARE YOU. TATUM WALKS UP. TATUM: NICE WELTZ SWEETIE, LETS GO SID. GAIL: THE KILLER IS STILL ON THE LOOSE ISNT HE? TATUM: COME ON SID. GAIL: THOSE MURDERS ARE RELATED. SIDNEY: I'M SORRY I MANGLED YOUR FACE. GAIL: SIDNEY DON'T GO. TATUM: JUST STOP! THEY LEAVE. GAIL: JESUS CHRIST. AN INNICENT MAN ON DEATH ROW, A KILLER STILL ON THE LOOSE. KENNY TELL ME I'M DREAMING. CAMERA MAN: DO YOU WANT TO GO LIVE? GAIL: NO, NO, NO. NOT SO FAST, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING CONCRETE. CAMERA MAN: THIS IS HUGE, YOU CAN'T JUST SIT ON IT. GAIL: I KNOW, THAT'S WHY WE NEED PROOF.

THEY ARE AT SCHOOL IN THE HALLWAYS. SIDNEY: THIS IS A MISTAKE, I SHOULDN'T BE HERE. TATUM: I WANT YOU TO MEET ME RIGHT HERE AFTER CLASS OK SID. SIDNEY: ALRIGHT. HEY I HAVN'T SEEN BILLY AROUND.................................IS HE REALLY PISSED? STEWART: OH AFTER YOU BRANTED HIM TO CANDY MAN................... TATUM HITS STEW. STEWART : ........................................NO HIS HEARTS BROKEN. OUCH. SOMEBODY RUNS DOWN THE HALLWAYS WITH THE GHOSTFACE MASK ON. SIDNEY: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS? STEWART: WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME, LOOK AT THIS PLACE, ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS. TATUM: STUPIDITY LINK. SHE HITS HIM UPSIDE HIS HEAD WITH A BLOW POP FOUR TIMES. WHILE THAT IS HAPPENING, SID RUNS OFF. STEWART: EASY. TATUM: SIDNEY. SHE RUNS INTO BILLY. BILLY: OUH. SIDNEY: JESUS. BILLY: ITS JUST ME. SHE STEPS BACK FROM HIM. BILLY: WOH, WOH, WOH. YOU STILL THINK ITS ME. SIDNEY: NO, NO I DONT ITS JUST.................SOMEBODY WAS THERE. SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL ME. BILLY: I KNOW, THE COPS SAID I SCARED THEM AWAY. BUT IT WASNT ME SID. SIDNEY: I KNOW, HE CALLED ME AGAIN LAST NIGHT AT TATUMS HOUSE. BILLY: SEE, IT COULDN'T OF BEEN ME, I WAS IN JAIL REMEMBER. SHE WALKS TOWARD HIM. SIDNEY: I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE UNDERSTAND. BILLY: UNDERSTAND WHAT, THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WOULD RATHER ACCUSE ME OF BEING A PSHYCOPATHIC KILLER THAN TOUCH ME. SIDNEY: YOU KNOW THATS NOT TRUE. BILLY: THEN WHAT IS IT? SIDNEY: WHAT....................IS IT, BILLY I WAS ATTACKED AND NEARLY FILLAID LAST NIGHT. BILLY: I MEAN BETWEEN US, I MEAN YOU HAVN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE.......................................YOUR MOTHER DIED. SIDNEY: YOUR BRAINLINKING MY MOM WAS KILLED, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR BRINGING THIS UP. BILLY: WELL ITS BEEN A YEAR. SIDNEY: TOMORROW, ONE YEAR TOMORROW. BILLY: I KNOW WELL I THINK ITS TIME YOU GOT OVER THAT. I MEAN, WHEN MY MOM LEFT MY DAD I ACCEPTED IT, ITS THE WAY IT IS. SHES NOT COMING BACK. SIDNEY: YOUR PARENTS SPLIT UP, THIS IS NOT THE SAME THING, YOUR MOM LEFT TOWN SHES NOT LYING IN A COFFEN SOME WHERE. BILLY: OK, OK,OK I'M SORRY. IT'S A BAD ANALAGY. ITS JUST THAT, I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND BACK. SHE WALKS AWAY. BILLY: SID. SIDNEY: BILLY I AM SORRY IF MY TRAMATIZED LIFE IS AN INCONVIENIENCE TO YOU AND YOUR PERFECT EXENSTANCE. BILLY: WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, NOBODY SAID THAT. SID! STUPID. SHE RUNS INTO THE BATHROOM THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ THE BOYS WHO WERE RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY ARE IN THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE. MR.HIMBRY: YOU MAKE ME SO SICK. YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION DISGUSTS ME. SO TWO OF YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS, JUST BRUTALLY MURDERED AND THIS IS THE WAY YOU SHOW YOUR COMPASION AND SENSITIVITY. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.........................YOUR BOTH EXPELED, GET OUT! BOY #1: COME ON MR.HIMBRY, IT WAS JUST A JOKE. BOY #2: THATS NOT FAIR. MR.HIMBRY: YOUR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, IT IS NOT FAIR. FAIRNESS WOULD BE TO RIP YOUR INSIDES OUT, AND YOU FROM A TRACE SO WE CAN EXPOSE YOU FOR THE HEARTLESS LITTLE SHITS THAT YOU ARE. THIS SCENE IS OVER. _____________________________________________________________________________ SHE IS IN THE BATHROOM. GIRL #1: SHE WAS NEVER ATTACKED, I THINK SHE MADE IT ALL UP. GIRL #2: WHY WOULD SHE LIE ABOUT IT. GIRL #1: FOR ATTENTION, THE GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS ISSUES. OR WHAT IF SHE DID IT, WHAT IF SIDNEY KILLED CASEY AND STEVE. GIRL #2: WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? GIRL #1: MAYBE SHE HAD THE HOTS FOR STEVE AND KILLED THEM BOTH IN A JELOUS RAGE. GIRL #2: WHAT WOULD SIDNEY WANT WITH STEVE? SHE HAS HER OWN BUBBLE BUTT BOYFRIEND BILLY. GIRL #1: MAYBE SHE'S A SLUT JUST LIKE HER MOTHER. GIRL #2: YOUR EVIL. GIRL #1: PLEASE, ITS A COMMON FACT. HER MOTHER WAS A TRAMP. GIRL #2: CUT HER SOME SLACK, SHE WATCHED HER MOM GET BUTCHERED. GIRL #1: AND IT MESSED HER UP ROYALLY. THINK ABOUT IT, HER MOTHERS DEATH LEAVES HER UBSTURRED AND HOSTILE IN A CRUEL AND INHUMANE WORLD. SHES DILLUSIONAL, WHERE'S GOD ETC., COMPLETELY SUICIDAL, ONE DAY SHE SNAPS, SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF BUT SHE REALIZES THAT TEEN SUICIDE IS OUT THIS YEAR AND HOMICIDE IS A MUCH HEATHIER, THERAPUTIC EXPRESSION. GIRL #2: WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT? GIRL #1: RICKY LAKE. GIRL #2: YOU ARE PATHETIC. THEY LEAVE AND SIDNEY STEPS OUT. SIDNEY: PATHETIC. SHE HEARS HER NAME BEING CALLED. VOICE: SIDNEY. SHE CHECKS FOR ANYBODY. VOICE: SIDNEY. SIDNEY: SOMEONE THERE? SHE CHECKS FOR SOMEONE AND HEARS A FOOT STEP. THE KILLER POPS OUT AND SHE RUNS OUT THE DOOR. THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE OUTSIDE AND A REPORTER IS TALKING. REPORTER (WOM): IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PRANK, SEVERAL STUDENTS WERE SEEN WEARING SCARY MASKS. SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE YET TO COMMENT BUT THIS IS KNOW TO BE THE SAME MASK WORN BY THE KILLER. SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD CASEY BECKER AND HER BOYFRIEND, STEVEN ORIS, HAVE ALREADY LOST THEIR LIVES. WHO'S NEXT? YOU CAN LITERALLY FEEL THE FEAR ON THIS CAMPUS. DEWEY STEPS OUT OF THE CAR AND WALKS TOWARD THE SCHOOL. GAIL: HI. GAIL WETHERS, FIELD CORRESPONDENT FOR TOP STORY. DEWEY: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE MISS WETHERS. HOWS THE EYE? GAIL: ITS PRODUCTIVE. IS THERE A PROBLEM ON CAMPUS? DEWEY: NO, EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. GAIL: WELL OF COURSE, YOU'RE HERE. DEWEY: YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE. GAIL: I KNOW. I SHOULD BE IN NEW YORK COVERING THE SHARON STONE STALKER BUT, WHO KNEW. YOU LOOK AUFFLY YOUNG TO BE A POLICE OFFICER. DEWEY: I'M 25 YEARS OLD. GAIL: YOU KNOW IN DEMOGRAPHIC STUDIES I PROVE TO BE MOST POPULAR AMOUNGST MALES 11 TO 24. I GUESS I JUST MISSED YOU HUH. OF COURSE YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 12, EXCEPT IN THAT UPPER TORSOE AREA. DOES THE FORCE REQUIRE YOU TO WORK OUT? DEWEY: NO MAM. BECAUSE OF MY BOYISH GOOD LUCKS, MUSSEL MASSES AND INCREASE MY ACCEPTENCE AS A SERIOUS POLICE OFFICER. MR.HIMBRY GETS ON THE INTERCOM. MR.HIMBRY: I NEED YOUR ATTENTION NOW KIDS. DO TO THE RECENT EVENTS THAT HAVE OCCURED, AFFECTIVE ADMITIALLY, ALL CLASSES ARE SUSPENDED UNTIL FUTHER NOTICE. THE WOODSBORO POLICE DEPT. HAS ISSUED A CITY WIDE CURFEW BEGINING AT 9:00 TONIGHT. GAIL: WELL IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A SERIAL KILLER ON OUR HANDS. DEWEY: WELL A SERIAL KILLER IS NOT REALLY ACCURATE. YOU'VE GOT TO KNOCK OFF A COUPLE OF MORE TO GET THAT TITLE. GAIL: WELL WE CAN HELP, CAN'T WE. I MEAN WE CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE ANY LEADS. HAVE YOU LOCATED SIDNEY'S FATHER YET? DEWEY: NO NOT YET. GAIL: WELL HE'S NOT A SUSPECT IS HE? DEWEY: WELL WE HAVN'T RULED HIM OUT AS A POSSIBILITY, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. GAIL: I'M SORRY AM I KEEPING YOU? DEWEY: IF I MAY SAY SO MISS WETHERS, YOU ARE MUCH PRETTIER IN PERSON. GAIL: SO YOU DO WATCH THE SHOW. DEWEY: I'M 25, I WAS 24 FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GAIL: PLEASE CALL ME GAIL. THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE LEAVING THE SCHOOL. TATUM: IT WAS JUST SOME SICK FUCK HAVING THE LAST ENDING. SIDNEY: I KNOW IT, IT WAS HIM TATUM, I KNOW IT. TATUM: WELL YOU'RE NOT TO BE ALONE ANYMORE RIGHT, IF YOU BE, I BE. IS THAT CLEAR? STEWART: SKIZZOKIS, SKIZZOKIS, SKIZZOUT. DARLING I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU DID SIDNEY BUT ON BE HALF OF THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY WE ALL SAY THANK YOU! AND TO CELEBRATE THIS LITTLE FIESTA, A PARTY AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT, WHAT DO YOU SAY? SIDNEY: ARE YOU SERIOUS. STEWART: THATS IF THIS ITTLE VIKSINE DOESN'T INVITE THE ENTIRE WORLD. INTAMENT GATHERINGS, INTAMINT FRIENDS. TATUM: WHAT DO YOU SAY SID, I MEAN, HAVE OF IT COULD HAVE ITS PERKS. STEWART: I AM TOTALLY PROTECTED, YO I AM SO BUFF I GOT YOU COVERED GIRL. TATUM: COME ON SID, FOR ME. IT COULD BE FUN. SIDNEY: OK. STEWART: HUH. NICE. OK YOU GUYS BRING FOOD ALRIGHT. THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE IN THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE. HE TRIES ON THE MASK, SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND HE IS STARTELD. MR.HIMBRY: YES. HELLO. HE CLOSES THE DOOR. HE TURNS AROUND AND SCARES HIS SELF WITH THE MASK. SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AGAIN. HE GOES AND CHECKS TO SEE WHO IT IS. MR.HIMBRY: DAMN LITTLE SHITS. FRED: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, HUH. MR.HIMBRY: NOTHING FRED. HE GOES BACK INTO HIS OFFICE AND THE KILLER POPS OUT AND STABS HIM. MR.HIMBRY: AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! THIS SCENE IS OVER. ____________________________________________________________________________ THAY ARE ON TATUMS PORCH TALKING. TATUM: WHAT IF COTTON WEARY IS TELLING THE TRUTH. MAYBE HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR MOTHER. I MEAN YOUR DAD WAS ALWAYS OUT OF TOWN ON BUISNESS, MAYBE YOUR MOM WAS JUST A VERY UNHAPPY WOMAN. SIDNEY: IF THEY WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR THEN HOW COME COTTON COULD'NT PROVE IT IN COURT? TATUM: WELL YOU CAN'T PROVE A RUMOR SID, THATS WHY ITS A RUMOR. SIDNEY: RIGHT. CREATED BY THAT LITTLE TABLOID TWIT, GAIL WETHERS. TATUM: IT GOES FUTHER BACK SID. THERE HAS BEEN TALK ABOUT OTHER MEN. SIDNEY: AND YOU BELIEVE IT. TATUM: WELL, YOU CAN ONLY HERE THAT DARREN MAYBERRY IS OBSSESSED WITH SCREAM SO MANY TIMES THAT YOU HAVE TO START BELIEVING IT. SIDNEY WALKS A COUPLE OF FEET AWAY FROM TATUM. TATUM: I'M SORRY. SIDNEY: YOU KNOW IF I WAS WRONG ABOUT COTTON WEARY THEN THE KILLER IS STILL OUT THERE. TATUM: DON'T GO THERE SID, YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE SOME WES CARPENTER FLICK. DONT FREAK YOUR SELF OUT WE'VE GOT A LONG NIGHT A HEAD OF US. OK. SIDNEY: OK. TATUM: LETS BOOGIE! THE KILLER POPS UP AND HIDES AGAIN. THIS SCENE IS OVER. ____________________________________________________________________________ THE THREE BOYS ARE AT THE VIDEO STORE. STEWART COMES UP BEHIND RANDY AND MAKES HIM DROPP ALL OF THE MOVIES. STEWART: AHHHHHH! HA! HA! RANDY: DORK. STEWART: JESUS THIS PLACE IS PACKED TONIGHT MAN. RANDY: WE HAD A RUN IN THE MASKED MURDER SECTION. STEWART: ARE YOU COMING TO MY FIESTA. RANDY: YEAH, I'M OFF EARLY. CURFEW YOU KNOW. A GIRL COMES UP AND ASKS RANDY A QUESTION. GIRL: WHATS THAT WAREWOLF MOVIE WITH E.T.'S MOM IN IT? RANDY: THE HOWLING, STRAIGHT AHEAD. GIRL: THANKS. RANDY: OH, NOW THAT IS IN POOR TASTE. STEWART: WHAT? RANDY:IF YOU WERE THE ONLY SUSPECT IN A SENCELESS BLOODBATH, WOULD YOU BE STANDING IN THE HORROR SECTION? STEWART: IT WAS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. RANDY: YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE LAP DOG. HE'S GOT KILLER PRITEN ALL OVER HIS FOREHEAD. STEWART: (IN A RETARDED VOICE) OH REALLY, SO WHY DID THE COPS LET HIM GO SMART GUY? RANDY: BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THEY DON'T WATCH ENOUGH MOVIES. THIS IS STANDARD HORROR MOVIE STUFF. PROM NIGHT REVISITED MAN. STEWART: YEAH, WHY WOULD HE WANT TO KILL HIS OWN GIRLFRIEND? RANDY: THERE'S ALWAYS SOME STUPID, BULLSHIT REASON TO KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT ALL. SIMPLICITY. BESIDES, IF IT GETS TO COMPLICATED, YOU LOSE YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE. STEWART: WELL, WHATS HIS REASON? RANDY: MAYBE SIDNEY WOULD'NT HAVE SEX WITH HIM. STEWART: HA!HA! WHAT SHE'S SAVING HERSELF FOR YOU? RANDY: MAYBE, NOW THAT BILLY TRIED TO MUTILATE HER, DO YOU THINK SID WILL GO OUT WITH ME? STEWART: AH-HA! HA! NO, I DON'T AT ALL. LISTEN, YOU KNOW I THINK ITS HER FATHER. I MEAN WHY CAN'T THEY FIND HER POPS MAN. RANDY: BECAUSE HE'S PROBABLY DEAD. HIS BODY WITH COME POPPING UP IN THE LAST REAL SOMEWHERE. EYES GAUGED OUT, FINGER CUT OFF, TEETH KNOCKED OUT! STEWART: SHHHH! RANDY: SEE THE POLICE ARE ALWAYS OFF TRACK WITH THIS SHIT. IF THEY WATCH PROM NIGHT THEY'DE SAVE TIME. THERE'S A FORMULA TO IT, A VERY SIMPLE FORMULA, EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY LOOK AT HIM. RANDY: I'M TELLING YOU THE DAD'S A RED HAIRING, IT'S BILLY. HE TURNS AROUND AND POPS INTO BILLY. BILLY: HOW DO WE KNOW YOUR NOT THE KILLER, HUH, HUH! RANDY: HI BILLY. BILLY: MAYBE YOUR MOVIE FREAKED MINED LOST ITS REALITY BUTTON, YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? RANDY: YOUR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. IF THIS WERE A HORROR MOVIE, I'D BE THE PRIME SUSPECT. STEWART: AND WHAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTIVE? RANDY: ITS THE MILLENIUM, MOTIVES ARE INSADENTAL. BILLY: MILLENIUM, MILLENIUM I LIKE THAT. THAT'S GOOD. GOOD KID. STEWART: MILLENIUM, GOOD WORD MY MAN. RANDY: NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME THATS NOT A KILLER. THIS SCENE IS OVER. _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE DRIVING TO THE POLICE STATION. THEY GET OUT OF THE CAR. DEWEY: IT SURE IS QUITE. SIDNEY: GOD LOOK AT THIS PLACE, ITS THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN. DEWEY: YEAH I SAW THAT MOVIE. ITS ABOUT A KILLER IN TEXAS HUH? TATUM: HEY SID JUST THINK, IF THEY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT YOU, WHO'S GOING TO PLAY YOU. SIDNEY: I SHATTERED TO THINK. DEWEY: I SEE YOU AS A YOUNG MEG RYAN MYSELF. SIDNEY: THANKS DEWEY, BUT WITH MY LUCK I'D GUESS TORI SPELLING. DEWEY: I'M JUST GOING TO BE A FEW MINUTES. YOU GIRLS DON'T GO TO FAR. THE GIRLS ARE IN THE GROCERY STORE. SIDNEY: IS BILLY GOING TO BE THERE TONIGHT? TATUM: HE BETTER NOT BE. I TOLD STU TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. I THINK WE CAN LIVE WITH OUT THE INDORFIN RUSH FOR ONE NIGHT. SIDNEY: BILLY'S RIGHT YOU KNOW. WHEN EVER HE TOUCHES ME I CAN'T RELAX. TATUM: SO YOU HAVE A FEW INTAMISY ISSUES AS A RESULT OF YOUR MOTHERS UNTIMELY DEATH. ITS NO BIG DEAL SID, I MEAN YOU'LL FALL OUT. SIDNEY: YEAH BUT, HE HAS BEEN SO PATIENT WITH ME, YOU KNOW WITH ALL THGE SEX STUFF HOW MANY GUYS WOULD PUT UP WITH A GIRL WHO IS SEXUALLY ANEREXIC? TATUM: BILLY AND HIS PENIS DON'T DESERVE YOU ALRIGHT. THE KILLER IS WATCHING THEM WALK AWAY. NOW THE SHERIFF AND DEWEY ARE TALKING. SHERIFF: DEWEY, WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN? DEWEY: UH, I WAS KEEPING AN EYE ON SIDNEY. UH, I THOUGHT YOU QUIT. SHERIFF: I DID, BUT DAMN IT. DEWEY, VITAL PHONES JUST FAXED US. THOSE CALLS ARE LISTED TO NEAL PRESCOTT, SIDNEYS FATHER. HE MADE THE CALLS WITH HIS CELLULAR PHONE, ITS BEEN CONFIRMED. DEWEY: THERE'S NO WAY HIS CELLULAR COULD HAVE BEEN CLONED? SHERIFF: THERE'S MORE, GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS. THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS WIFES DEATH. WE'LL KEEP THE ROAD BLOCKS AND CURFEW IN AFFECT THROUGH THE NIGHT, IF HE'S NOT PICKED UP BY MORNING, WE'LL DO A HOUSE TO HOUSE. WHERE'S SIDNEY? DEWEY: SHE'S WITH MY SISTER, YOU WANT ME TO BRING HER IN? SHERIFF: NO, NOT JUST YET. LETS FIND NEAL FIRST AND MAKE SURE HE'S OUR MAN. HE STOMPS THE CIGGARETTE OUT WITH HIS BOOTS. SHERIFF: YOU STAY CLOSE TO SIDNEY, DON'T LET HER OUT OF YOUR SIGHT. DEWEY: YES SIR. THIS SCENE IS OVER. _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARRIVE AT STEWARTS HOUSE. GAIL IS FOLLOWING THEM. DEWEY: ALRIGHT YOU GIRLS HAVE FUN, NOT TO MUCH FUN OR I'LL BUST YA. SIDNEY: BYE. DEWEY: BYE SIDNEY. TATUM AND SIDNEY WALK INTO THE HOUSE. TATUM: CATERERS HERE. PEOPLE: YEAH!!!! THEY WALK INTO THE KITCHEN AND STU IS MAKING A BOY DRINK THROUGH A FUNNEL. TATUM: OH, THAT'S MATURE. STEWART: YOU GUYS WERE LATE FOR THE PARTY SO WE STARTED WITH OUT YOU, MY MAN! GAIL AND THEM GET OUT OF THE CAR. CAMERA MAN: YOU THINK WE WERE SPOTTED. GAIL: I DON'T THINK SO NOW GET THE CAMERA. DEWEY COMES UP AND SCARES GAIL. DEWEY: SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE. GAIL: DEPUTIE, THAT'S OK. DEWEY: WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THESE PARTS? GAIL: WELL YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN A WEARD STORY WILL BREAK. DEWEY: THERE'S NOT MUCH OF A STORY HERE, JUST A COUPLE OF KIDS, CUTTING IT LOOSE. GAIL: WHY ARE YOU HERE? DEWEY: JUST KEEPING AN EYE ON THINGS. I'M GOING TO GO CHECK THE PARTY OUT. GAIL: YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU? DEWEY: NOT AT ALL. GAIL: OK JUST LET ME GET MY COAT. THE CAMERA MAN SLIPS HER A CAMERA WITH HER COAT. GAIL: ALRIGHT. DEWEY: YEAH, I'M FINE. OH! THEY WALK TOWARDS THE HOUSE. THIS SCENE IS OVER. _____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE IN THE HOUSE PICKING MOVIES. RANDY: HOW MANY EVIL DEAD. PEOPLE: YEAH! RANDY: HOW MANY HALLOWEEN. SIDNEY: TERROR TRAIN, PROM NIGHT, HOW COME JAMIE LEE CURTIS IS IN ALL OF THESE MOVIES? RANDY: SHE'S THE SCREAMER. STEWART: AND WITH A SET OF LUNGS LIKE THAT SHE SHOULD BE. TATUM: TITS, YOU SEE. THE DOORBELL RINGS. STEWART GOES TO GET IT. STEWART: HEY, GRAB ANOTHER BEER WOULD YA. TATUM: WHAT AM I THE BEER WINCH? STEWART: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHOS HERE. ITS THAT CHICK FROM TOP STORY. PEOPLE GET EXCITED. DEWEY: YOUR UNDER AGE SON. I'M KIDDING, HAVE A GOOD TIME. TAUM: DEWEY.......................DEWEY. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE. DEWEY: SHE'S WITH ME. I'M JUST CHECKING THINGS OUTS. TATUM: SO YOU DID, NOW LEAVE. AND TAKE YOUR MEDIA WITH YOU. GAIL WALKS OVER TO THE TV. GIRL #1: I LOVE YOUR SHOW. GAIL: OH THANK YOU. GIRL #2: I WATCH YOUR SHOW RELIGIOUSLY. GAIL: THANKS. DEWEY IS TALKING TO SIDNEY. SIDNEY: HEY. RANDY: CAMERA! SIDNEY: SO HAVE YOU FOUND MY FATHER. DEWEY: I'M AFRAID NOT. SIDNEY: SHOULD I BE WORRIED? DEWEY: NOT YET. TATUM GOES TO GET THE BEERS. SOMETHING SCARES HER. TATUM: JESUS. TATUM IT'S OK. SHE GETS LOCKED IN. TATUM: HEY SHIT HEADS. HELLO. SHE TRIES TO GO OUT OF THE GARAGE BUT IT CLOSES ON HER. SHE TURNS AROUND TO FIND MR.GHOSTFACE THERE. TATUM: IS THAT YOU RANDY? HE SHAKES HIS HEAD NO. TATUM: WHAT MOVIE IS THIS, WHEN I SPIT ON YOUR GARAGE. LOOSE THE AUFIT, IF SIDNEY SEES IT SHE'LL FLIP. HE SHAKES HIS HEAD NO. TATUM: OH YOU WANT TO PLAY PSHYCO KILLER. SHE SHAKES HIS HED YES. TATUM: CAN I BE THE HELPLESS VICTIM. HE SHAKES HIS HEAD YES. TATUM: OK LETS SEE, NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MR.GHOSTFACE, I WANT TO BE IN THE SEQUAL. SHE TRIES TO LEAVE BUT HE BLOCKS HER. TATUM: CUT IT CASPER, THATS A RAP. HE GRABS HER ARM, HE DROPS THE BEERS. TATUM: RANDY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? HE CUTS HER ARM. SHE RUNS AND HE RUNS INTO THE REFRIGERATOR. SHE RUNS TO OPEN THE GARAGE AND THE KILLER GETS UP. SHE THROWS BEER BOTTLES AT HIM. TATUM: FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! SHE TRIES TO GO THROUGH THE GARAGE DOGGY DOOR BUT SHE GETS STUCK. THE KILLER COMES OVER AND KILLS HER. TATUM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THIS SCENE IS OVER _____________________________________________________________________________ SIDNEY IS YELLING TATUMS NAME. SIDNEY: TATUM COME ON! DO YOU KOW WHERE SHE IS? STEWART: I HAVN'T SEEN HER. BILLY POPS UP AND SCRES SIDNEY. BILLY: AHH! SIDNEY:OH, BILLY HEY. STEWART: BILLY, MMMMMMM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? BILLY: I WAS HOPING I CAN TALK TO SID ALONE. SIDNEY: YOU KNO IF TATUM SEES YOU HERE SHE'LL DRAW BLOOD. STEWART: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO UP TO MY PARENTS ROOM, YOU GUYS CAN TALK......................WHATEVER! BILLY: SUDILLY STEW, YOU SHOULD LOOK IT UP. SIDNEY: NO ITS OK, WE DO NEED TO TALK. THEY WALK UP THE STAIRS, RANDY GOES OVER TO STEWART. RANDY: WHAT'S LEATHERFACE DOING HERE. STEWART: CUTE. HE CAME TO MAKE UP. RANDY: THERE GOES MY CHANCE WITH SID, DAMN IT! STEWART: AS IF, THATS ALL I'M SAYING AS IF. RANDY: OH REALLY ALICIA, AS IF, I'M GOING TO GO CHECK ON THEM. THIS SCENE IS OVER ____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE BACK IN THE VAN. CAMERA MAN: OH COME ON. HE IS HITTING THE TV. IT COMES ON. CAMERA MAN: YES. YOU ARE A GENIUS. GAIL OPEN UP THE DOOR. CAMERA MAN: OH SHIT. GAIL: WHAT? CAMERA MAN: WE GOT A DELAY. GAIL: HOW LONG IS IT. CAMERA MAN: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DID IT TAKE YOU TO WALK FROM THE HOUSE. 30 SEC. GAIL:IT WILL BE FINE JUST ECORD IT. THE PLACEMENT IS PERFECT. TELL ME KENNY, HAS A CHEESY TABLOID JOURNALIST EVER WON THE PULITZER. CAMERA MAN: FIRST TIME FOR EVERY THING. GAIL: YOU DAMN RIGHT. THIS SCENE IS OVER ____________________________________________________________________________ BILLY AND SIDNEY ARE TALKING. SIDNEY: SO UMM. BILLY: SO. I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN SELFISH AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. SIDNEY: NO, I'VE BEEN THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SELFISH AND SELF ABSORBED WITH ALL OF THIS POST DRAMATIC STRESS. BILLY: YOU LOST YOUR MOM. SIDNEY: YEAH, I KNOW BUT YOU WERE RIGHT. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I CAN'T WALLOW IN THE GREIF PROCESS FOREVER, AND............................AND I CAN'T KEEP LYING TO MYSELF ABOUT WHO MY MOM WAS. I THINK I'M REALLY........SCARED, THAT I'M GOING TO TURN OUT JUST LIKE HER YOU KNOW, LIKE THE BAD SEED OR SOMETHING. AND I KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SINCE. BILLY: YEAH IT DOES. IT'S LIKE JODIE FOSTER IN THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. WHEN SHE KEEPS HAVING FLASHBACKS OF HER DEAD FATHER . SIDNEY: BUT THIS IS LIFE, THIS ISN'T A MOVIE. BILLY: SURE IT IS SID, IT'S ALL, IT'S ALL A MOVIE. IT'S ALL ONE GREAT BIG MOVIE. HE PUTS HIS HAND ON HER FACE. BILLY: PUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR CHARACTER. THEY KISS. THEY HUG. SIDNEY: WHY CAN'T IT BE A MEG RYAN MOVIE? OR EVEN A GOOD PORNO. BILLY: WHAT? SIDNEY: YOU HEARD ME. BILLY: ARE YOU SURE? SIDNEY: YEAH, I THINK SO. THEY STAR KISSING. THIS SCENE IS OVER. ____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE WATCHING HALLOWEEN. RANDY: HERE IT COMES. PEOPLE: WOWWWWWWW! BOY #1: THE COLOR OF THE BLOOD IS ALL WRONG, WHY DO THEY DO THAT. ITS TOO RED. RANDY: SHH. HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE. PEOPLE: YES! YES! BOY #1: PREDICTABLE. I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BITE IT. HOW CAN YOU WATCH THIS SHIT OVER AND OVER. STEWART: WHEN DO WE SEE THE BREAST, I WANNA SEE JAMIE LEES BREAST. WHEN DO WE SEE THE BREAST! RANDY: BREAST, NOT UNTIL TRADING PLACES IN '83. JAMIE LEE WAS ALWAYS A VIRGIN IN HORROR MOVIES, SHE NEVER SHOWED HER TITS UNTIL SHE WENT LAGITS. GIRL #1: OR SHE JUST COULDN'T AFFORD A DECENT PAIR. RANDY: WHAT DID YOU SAY! THAT'S WHY SHE ALWAYS OUT SMARTED THE KILLER IN THE BIG CHASE SCENE, ONLY VIRGINS CAN DO THAT, DON'T YOU KOW THE RULES? STEWART: WHAT RULES? RANDY: YOU DON'T KNOW THE RULES!!! STEWART: WELL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHY DON'T YA. RANDY: THERE ARE CERTAIN RULES THAT ONE MUST SURVIVE BY IN ORDER TO SUCCESSFULLY SERVIVE A HORROR MOVIE. NUMBER ONE, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE SEX. PEOPLE: WHAT! NOO! BOO! BOOOOOOOOO! RANDY: BIG NO-NO, BIG NO-NO. SEX EQUALS DEATH. NUMBER TWO, YOU CAN NEVER DRINK OR DO DRUGS. PEOPLE: YEAH!!!!! CHEERS!!!!!!! RANDY: IT'S A SIN, IT'S A EXTENSION FOR NUMBER ONE. AND NUMBER THREE, NEVER, EVER, EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SAY I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, CAUSE YOU WON'T BE BACK. STEWART: I'M GETTING ANOTHER BEER YOU WANT ONE? RANDY: YEAH SURE. STEWART: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!! PEOPLE: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! RANDY: YOU SEE YOU PUSH THE LAWS AND YOU END UP DEAD OK I'LL SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN WITH A KNIFE. THIS SCENE IS OVER ____________________________________________________________________________ THEY ARE IN THE VAN WATCHING THE VIDEO. GAIL: BORING! SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THE VAN DOOR. DEWEY: THE SHERIFF JUST RADIOED. SOMEONE REPORTED A CAR IN THE BUSHES DOWN THE ROAD, I'M GONNA GO CHECK IT OUT. YOU CARE TO JOIN ME. GAIL: I'D LOVE TO, IF YOU SURE ITS ALRIGHT. DEWEY: MAM, I'M THE DEPUTIE OF THIS TOWN. GAIL: BE RIGHT BACK. DEWEY: WAIT, EXCUSE ME MAM. I'D THOUGHT MAYBE WE WOULD WALK. ITS SUCH A NICE NIGHT, I'VE GOT A FLASH LIGHT. YOU'RE NOT SCARED ARE YOU. GAIL: NO. ALRIGHT. DEWEY: GREAT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CONSELATION IS? GAIL: NO WHAT IS IT. DEWEY: I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHY I WAS ASKING YOU. GAIL: HA-HA. THIS SCENE IS OVER ____________________________________________________________________________ PEOPLE ARE LEAVING. BOY #1: HEY WHERE'S TATUM? STEWART: SHE PROBABLY GOT PISSED AT ME AND LEFT. BOY #1: WELL IT WAS A COOL PARTY. STEWART: OK, TAKE IT EASY. BILLY AND SIDNEY ARE UPSTAIRS GETTING READY TO HAVE SEX. RANDY: LOOK, HERE COMES THE OBLIGATORY TIT SHOT. PEOPLE: WOW!!!!! THE PHONE RINGS. RANDY: HELLO, YEAH. HOLY SHIT. NO. LISTEN UP, THEY FOUND PRINCIPAL HIMBRY DEAD. HE WAS GUTTED AND HUNG FROM A GOAL POST ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. BOY #1: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LETS GO PULL HIM DOWN!!! RANDY: HEY, HEY. WERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? WE WERE JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART. DEWEY AND GAIL ARE WALKING AND TALKING. GAIL: SO IS DEWEY YOUR REAL NAME? DEWEY: NO IT'S DWIGHT. GAIL: DWIGHT,HA! I'M SORRY. DEWEY: THATS ALRIGHT, DEWEY IS JUST SOMETHING I GOT STUCK WITH A LONG TIME AGO. GAIL: WELL I LIKE IT. I THINK ITS SEXY. DEWEY: SEXY. AH WELL ITS JUST THIS TOWNS WAY OF NIGHT TAKING ME SERIOUS. GAIL: WHAT ABOUT GAIL WETHERS? IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M A METEROLOGIST OR SOMETHING. PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M THE ANTI CHRIST OF TELEVISION JOURNALISM. DEWEY: I DON'T THINK YOUR THAT BAD. GAIL: NO. DEWEY: NO. GAIL: I THINK THATS JUST BECAUSE YOU KINDA LIKE ME. DEWEY: THEY SURE ARE COMING FAST. SLOW DOWN! THEY RUN THEM OFF THE ROAD AND INTO THE GRASS. DEWEY ROLLS ON TOP OF GAIL. GAIL: OUCH. DEWEY: I'M SORRY. ARE YOU OK? GAIL: YEAH. THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER FOR A MINUTE AND THEN KISS FOR A SECOND. DEWEY: I'M SORRY, I'M ON DUTY. GAIL STARTS TO LAUGH AND LOOKS OVER IN THE OTHER DIRECTION. SHE SEES THE CAR. GAIL: IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR? DEWEY: MY WHOLE LIFE. SHE LAUGHS AND THEY LOOK OVER AT THE CAR. DEWEY: DAMN IT! GAIL: WHAT? DEWEY: THIS IS NEAL PRESCOTT'S CAR. GAIL: SIDNEY'S FATHER. DEWEY: YEAH. JESUS, WHAT IS HE DOING HERE. WE GOT TO GET BACK. THEY RUN OFF BACK TO THE HOUSE. THIS SCENE IS OVER ____________________________________________________________________________ SIDNEY AND BILLY ARE TALKING IN THE ROOM. BILLY: ARE YOU OK? SIDNEY: YEAH, YEAH I'M FINE. WHO DID YOU CALL? BILLY: WHAT? SIDNEY: WELL I DON'T KNOW, WHEN YOU ARE ARRESTED YOU ARE ALLOWED ONE PHONE CALL. I WAS JUST CURIOUS ABOUT WHO YOU CALLED. BILLY: I CALLED MY DAD? SIDNEY: NO, UHM, SHERIFF BERK CALLED YOUR DAD, I SAW HIM. BILLY: YEAH BUT WHEN I CALLED I DIDNT GET AN ANSWER. SIDNEY: OH. BILLY: YOU DON'T STILL THINK ITS ME, DO YOU. SIDNEY: NO, NO I WAS JUST THINKING IF IT WERE YOU IT WOULD BE A VERY CLEVER WAY TO THROW ME OFF TRACK, YOU KNOW USING YOUR ONE PHONE CALL TO CALL ME SO I WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS YOU. BILLY: REALLY. SIDNEY LOOKS AT HIM WITH A AMILE AND THEN TURNS THAT SMILE TO A FROWN. BILLY: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M NOT THE KILLER SIDNEY: OH MY GOD. BILLY: WHAT? SIDNEY: OH MY GOD. BILLY: SIDNEY! SIDNEY: BILLY WATCH OUT. THE KILLER STABS HIM. BILLY: SID. THE KILLER WIPES THE BLOOD OFF WITH HIS HANDS AND GOES AFTER SIDNEY. SHE RUNS INTO A ROOM AND GOES TO THE WINDOW. SIDNEY: SHIT. SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND SEES GAILS VAN OUT THERE. SIDNEY: HELP ME SOMEBODY, HELP ME. SHE GOES OUT OF THW WINDOW AND YELLS. SIDNEY: HELP ME!!!! THE KILLER GRABS HER AND SHE SCREAMS AND FALLS. SHE GETS UP TO FIND THAT HER FRIEND TATUM IS DEAD. THIS SCENE IS OVER ____________________________________________________________________________ RANDY IS WATCHING HALLOWEEN BY HIMSELF. RANDY: NO JAMIE, WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT JAMIE, YOU KNOW HE'S AROUND. LOOK, THERE HE IS. I TOLD YOU HE WAS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. JAMIE LOOK BEHIND YOU, BEHIND YOU. JAMIE LOOK. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BEHIND YOU. SIDNEY SCREAMS HELP AND THE KILLER GOES AFTER HER. SHE RUNS UP TO GAILS VAN. SIDNEY: LET ME IN. CAMERA MAN: WHAT? SIDNEY: THE KILLE'S AFTER ME. HE'S N THE HOUSE. CAMERA MAN: NO, I GOT A CAMERA IN THE HOUSE LOOK. THEY ARE LOOKKING AT THE VIDEO WHEN RANDY IS SAYING "BEHIND YOU". CAMERA MAN: OH SHIT. SIDNEY: RANDY! CAMERA MAN: BEHIND YOU KID. BEHIND YA! HE GETS OUT OF THE VAN TO SEE THE DOOR IS ALREADY OPEN. CAMERA MAN: OH SHIT. SIDNEY: WHAT? CAMERA MAN: AHH, 30 SECOND DELAY. HE TURNS AROUND AND THE KILLER SLICES HIS THROAT. SINDEY: AHHH! CAMERA MAN: GO, THERE. ( IN A DYING VOICE ) SHE CLOSES THE DOOR AND THE KILLER STABS HER IN HER ARM. SHE GOES OUT OF THE BACK DOOR, THE KILLER TRIES TO GO THE SAME WAY BUT GETS STUCK, SHE RUNS INTO THE WOODS. DEWEY AND GAIL COME BACK. DEWEY: IS THERE A PHONE IN THE VAN? GAIL: YEAH. DEWEY: LOCK YOURSELF IN IT AND CALL THE SHERIFF FOR BACK UP. DEWEY RUNS INTO THE HOUSE. GAIL: BE CAREFUL. DEWEY CHECKS EVERY CORNER FRIGHTENED BUT NO KILLER IN SIGHT. MEAN WHILE GAIL IS GOING TO THE VAN FOR THE PHONE. GAIL: KENNY I NEED THE CELLULAR. KENNY, KENNY!!! SHE LOOKS DOWN TO SEE SHE IS STANDING IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD. SHE GETS IN THE VAN AND LOCKS HERSELF IN IT. SHE CALLS THE POLICE THEN RANDY COMES UP AND SHE THINKS HE IS THE KILLER SO SHE BEATS HIM DOWN WITH THE PHONE. RANDY: WHATS GOING ON? GAIL: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHE TURNS ON THE LIGHTS TO THE VAN TO SEE BLOOD ALL OVER THE WIND SHEILD. GAIL: OH GOD! SHE WIPE IT OFF WITH THE WINDSHEID WIPERS, SHE BACKS UP AND PRESSES ON THE BRAKES HARD AND THE FORCE PUSHES KENNYS DEAD BODY ON TOP OF THE WIND SHIELD. GAIL: AHHHHHHHHHH! SHE PULLS OFF. GAIL: OH GOD KENNY I'M SORRY BUT GET OF MY FUCKIN WIND SHEILD. HE FALLS OF AND SHE ALMOST RUNS INTO SIDNAY BUT SHE SWIRVES AND CRASHES. SIDNEY: STOP! STOP! GAIL: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SIDNNEY SEES HER CRASH AND RUNS TOWARD THE HOUSE. SIDNEY:DEWEY! DEWEY WERE ARE YOU? DEWEY. DEWEY COMES OUT OF THE DOOR STAB AND DYING. DEWEY: SIDNEY. AND HE FALLS DOWN KNOCKED OUT. THE KILLER COMES OUT AND TAKES THE KNIFE OUT OF HIM. SIDNEY RUNS INTO A CAR AND THE KILLER SHOWS HER THE KEYS. ONE LOCK POPS UP AND SHE TURNS TO LOCK IT. SHE THEN GETS ON THE POLICE RADIO AND CALLS FOR HELP. SIDNEY: HELLO, HELP ME PLEASE.

THE KILLER GRABS HER AND SHE SCREAMS AND FALLS. SHE GETS UP TO FIND THAT HER FRIEND TATUM IS DEAD. THIS SCENE IS OVER ____________________________________________________________________________ RANDY IS WATCHING HALLOWEEN BY HIMSELF. RANDY: NO JAMIE, WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT JAMIE, YOU KNOW HE'S AROUND. LOOK, THERE HE IS. I TOLD YOU HE WAS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. JAMIE LOOK BEHIND YOU, BEHIND YOU. JAMIE LOOK. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BEHIND YOU. SIDNEY SCREAMS HELP AND THE KILLER GOES AFTER HER. SHE RUNS UP TO GAILS VAN. SIDNEY: LET ME IN. CAMERA MAN: WHAT? SIDNEY: THE KILLE'S AFTER ME. HE'S N THE HOUSE. CAMERA MAN: NO, I GOT A CAMERA IN THE HOUSE LOOK. THEY ARE LOOKKING AT THE VIDEO WHEN RANDY IS SAYING "BEHIND YOU". CAMERA MAN: OH SHIT. SIDNEY: RANDY! CAMERA MAN: BEHIND YOU KID. BEHIND YA! HE GETS OUT OF THE VAN TO SEE THE DOOR IS ALREADY OPEN. CAMERA MAN: OH SHIT. SIDNEY: WHAT? CAMERA MAN: AHH, 30 SECOND DELAY. HE TURNS AROUND AND THE KILLER SLICES HIS THROAT. SINDEY: AHHH! CAMERA MAN: GO, THERE. ( IN A DYING VOICE ) SHE CLOSES THE DOOR AND THE KILLER STABS HER IN HER ARM. SHE GOES OUT OF THE BACK DOOR, THE KILLER TRIES TO GO THE SAME WAY BUT GETS STUCK, SHE RUNS INTO THE WOODS. DEWEY AND GAIL COME BACK. DEWEY: IS THERE A PHONE IN THE VAN? GAIL: YEAH. DEWEY: LOCK YOURSELF IN IT AND CALL THE SHERIFF FOR BACK UP. DEWEY RUNS INTO THE HOUSE. GAIL: BE CAREFUL. DEWEY CHECKS EVERY CORNER FRIGHTENED BUT NO KILLER IN SIGHT. MEAN WHILE GAIL IS GOING TO THE VAN FOR THE PHONE. GAIL: KENNY I NEED THE CELLULAR. KENNY, KENNY!!! SHE LOOKS DOWN TO SEE SHE IS STANDING IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD. SHE GETS IN THE VAN AND LOCKS HERSELF IN IT. SHE CALLS THE POLICE THEN RANDY COMES UP AND SHE THINKS HE IS THE KILLER SO SHE BEATS HIM DOWN WITH THE PHONE. RANDY: WHATS GOING ON? GAIL: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHE TURNS ON THE LIGHTS TO THE VAN TO SEE BLOOD ALL OVER THE WIND SHEILD. GAIL: OH GOD! SHE WIPE IT OFF WITH THE WINDSHEID WIPERS, SHE BACKS UP AND PRESSES ON THE BRAKES HARD AND THE FORCE PUSHES KENNYS DEAD BODY ON TOP OF THE WIND SHIELD. GAIL: AHHHHHHHHHH! SHE PULLS OFF. GAIL: OH GOD KENNY I'M SORRY BUT GET OF MY FUCKIN WIND SHEILD. HE FALLS OF AND SHE ALMOST RUNS INTO SIDNAY BUT SHE SWIRVES AND CRASHES. SIDNEY: STOP! STOP! GAIL: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SIDNNEY SEES HER CRASH AND RUNS TOWARD THE HOUSE. SIDNEY:DEWEY! DEWEY WERE ARE YOU? DEWEY. DEWEY COMES OUT OF THE DOOR STAB AND DYING. DEWEY: SIDNEY. AND HE FALLS DOWN KNOCKED OUT. THE KILLER COMES OUT AND TAKES THE KNIFE OUT OF HIM. SIDNEY RUNS INTO A CAR AND THE KILLER SHOWS HER THE KEYS. ONE LOCK POPS UP AND SHE TURNS TO LOCK IT. SHE THEN GETS ON THE POLICE RADIO AND CALLS FOR HELP. SIDNEY: HELLO, HELP ME PLEASE. I'M AT STEW MARKERS HOUSE ON TURNER. THATS 261 TURNER LANE, PLEASE. HE'S GOING TO TRY AND KILL ME. THE KILLER POPS UP BEHIND HER AND CHOKES HER BUT SHE GETS OUT AND RUNS TOO THE HOUSE. SHE TURNS AROUND TO SEE NOTHING. SO SHE RUNS FASTER TOWARDS THE HOUSE. RANDY AND STEWART POP UP. RANDY: SIDNNEEEEY! SIDNEY JESUS WE GOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. SHE GETS DEWEY'S GUN. SIDNEY: STOP RIGHT THERE. RANDY: DON'T SHOOT ITS ME, I OUND TATUM SHES DEAD. I THINK STEW DID IT. STEWART: NO I DIDN'T SIDNEY. RANDY: STEW DID IT. STEWART: HE KILLED MY BABY, HE KILLED TATUM. RANDY: STEW DID IT. STEWART: SIDNEY, BABY PLEASE GIVE ME THAT GUN. GIVE ME THE GUN. RANDY: NO I DIDNT HE DID IT. STEWART: IT WAS HIM. SIDNEY: FUCK YOU BOTH! SHE CLOSES THE DOOR ON BOTH OF THEM. THEY BANG ON THE DOOR. SIDNEY: GO AWAY! BILLY POPS UP AT THE TOP OF THE STEPS. BILLY: SID. HE FALLS DOWN THE STEPS. SIDNEY: OH BILLY, ARE YOU OK? BILLY: I'M OK SIDNEY: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. BILLY: NO. WE GOT TO GET HELP. SIDNEY: NO RANDY'S OUT THERE. BILLY:NO GIVE ME THE GUN, GIVE ME THE GUN. IT'S OK, IT'S OK. HE LETS RANDY IN. BILLY: WOW, WOW, GET IN,GET IN. RANDY: STEWS FLIPPED OUT. HE'S GONE MAD. BILLY: WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES. SIDNEY: NO BILLY. RANDY: OH FUCK! HE SHOOTS RANDY. BILLY: ANTHONY PERKINS, PSHYCO. MMM, CORN SYRP. THE SAME STUFF THEY USED FOR PIGS BLOOD IN CARRIE. SIDNEY: NO. SHE RUNS INTO STEWART. SIDNEY: JELP ME, HELP ME PLEASE. STEWART: SURPRISE SIDNEY! SHE TRIES TO RUN FOR IT BUT THEY CORNER HER. BILLY: OH NOW WOW. WHATS THE MATTER SIDNEY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SEEN A GHOST. SIDNEY: NOOO. WHY ARE YA'LL DOING THIS. BILLY: ITS ALL PART OF THE GAME SIDNEY, ITS CALLED GUESS OR I'M GOING TO DIE. SIDNEY: FUCK YOU! BILLY: NO, NO, NO. WE ALREADY PLAYED THAT GAME REMEMBER. YOU LOST. STEWART: ITS A FUN GAME SIDNEY, SEE WE ASK YOU QUESTIONS AND IF YOU GET IT WRONG, POOKOW! YOU DIE. BILLY: AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU DIE. SIDNEY: YOU'RE CRAZY. THE BOTH OF YOU. STEWART: YES BUT WE PERFER THE TERM PSHYCOTIC. SIDNEY: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS. BILLY: OH NO, TELL THAT TO COTTON WEARY. YOU WOULD'NT BELIEVE HOW EASY HE WAS TO FRAME. STEWART: WATCH A FEW MOVIES, TAKE A FEW NOTES. IT WAS FUN. SHE TRIES TO LEAVE. STEWART: WOW, WHERE YOU GOING. SIDNEY: WHY, WHY DID YOU KILL MY MOTHER? BILLY: WHY, WHY! YOU HERE THAT STEW I THINK SHE WANTS A MOTIVE. I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN MOTIVES SID, I MEAN DID NORMAN BATES HAVE A MOTIVE? STEWART: NOPE! BILLY: DID THEY EVER DECIDE WHY HANIBAL LECTORE LIKE TO EAT PEOPLE? DON'T THINK SO! YOU SEE IT'S A LOT SCARIER WHEN THERE'S NO MOTIVE SID. WE DID YOUR MOM A FAVOR SID, THAT WOMAN WAS A SLUT BACK WHORE WHO FLASHED HER SHIT ALL OVER TOWN LIKE SHE WAS SHARON STONE OR SOMETHING............... STEWART: YEAH SO WE PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY, CAUSE LETS FACE IT SID, YOUR MOTHER WAS NO SHARON STONE. BILLY: IS THAT MOTIVE ENOUGH FOR YOU? HOW ABOUT THIS, YOUR SLUT MOTHER WAS FUCKING MY FATHER AND SHES THE REASON MY MOM MOVED OUT AND ABANDONED ME. HOWS THAT FOR A MOTIVE SID. TOTAL ABANDONMENT CAUSES SERIOUS DEVENT BEHAVIOR IT CERTIAINLY FUCKED YOU UP AND MAD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A PSHYCOPATH. STEWART: THATS RIGHT, YOU GAVE IT UP. NOW YOU'RE NO LONGER A VIRGIN, NO LONGER A VIRGIN. NOW YOU GOT TO DIE. THOSE ARE THE RULES. BILLY: JUST PRETEND ITS ALL A SCARY MOVIE SID. HOW DO YOU THINK ITS GOING TO END? STEWART: OH! OH! THIS IS THE GREATEST PART, YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS. ITS A SCREAM BABY. HOLD ON A SEC. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! BILLY: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS SID? ITS AFTER MIDNIGHT, ITS YOUR MOMS ANNIVERSARY. CONGRATULATIONS, WE KILLED HER EXACTLY ONE YEAR AGO TODAY. STEWART: OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE BEHIND DOOR NUMBER THREE SIDNEY? SIDNEY: DADDY. STEWART: GUESS WE WON'T BE NEEDIND THIS ANYMORE HUH? AND OH LOOK AT THIS, RING RING, WE WON'T NEED THIS. BILLY: GOT THE ENDING FIGURED OUT YET SID? STEWART: COME ON SIDNEY, YOU THINK ABOUT IT. YOUR DADDY'S THE CHEIF SUSPECT, WE CLONNED HIS CELLULAR. THAT MEANS ITS ALL RIGHT THERE BABY! BILLY: WHAT IF YOUR FATHER SNAPPED. YOUR MOTHERS ANNIVERSARY SET HIM OFF AND HE WENT ON A MURDER SPREE. KILLING EVERYONE. STEWART: EXCEPT FOR BILLY AND ME, WE WERE LEFT FOR DEAD. BILLY: THEN HE KILLS YOU, AND SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD. PERFECT ENDING. STEWART: I THOUGHT OF THAT. BILLY: WATCH THIS, YOU READY? STEWART: YEAH, I'M READY BABY!! HIT IT!! GET IT UP!!! BILLY STABS HIM. STEWART: AHHH. OH MAN, JESUS. OH SHIT, MY TURN. BILLY: DON'T FORGET, STAY TO THE SID AND DON'T GO TO DEEP. STEWAT: I'LL REMEMBER. HE STABS BILLY. BILLY: AHH! FUCK! FUCK, GOT DAMN IT STEW. STEWART: SORRY BILLY, I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE TO JEALOUS HUH. BILLY: GIVE ME THE KNIFE. STEWART: NO. BILLY: GIVE ME THE KNIFE, NOW! STEWART: YOU SEE SID EVERYBODY DIES, EVERYBODY DIES BUT US. WERE GOING TO CARRY ON AND PLAN THE SEQUAL CAUSE LETS FACE IT BABY, THESE DAY'S YOU GOT TO HAVE A SEQUAL. SIDNEY: YOU SICK FUCKS, YOU'VE SEEN ONE TO MANY MOVIES. BILLY: NOW SID DON'T YOU BLAME THE MOVIES, MOVIES DON'T CREATE PSHYCO'S, MOVIES MAKE PSHYCO'S MORE CREATIVE. HE STABS STEWART. STEWART: STOP IT BILL WOULD YOU ALREADY. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M FEELING A LITTLE WOOZY HERE. BILLY: OK, YOU GET THE GUN, AND I'LL UNTIE POP'S OK. NOW!!! STEWART: OK. UH, UMM, HUSTON WE......WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE. BILLY: WHAT? STEWART: THE GUN MAN, THE GUN. I PUT IT RIGHT THERE AND ITS NOT THERE. BILLY: WHERE THE HELL IS IT? GAIL: RIGHT HERE ASS HOLE. BILLY: I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD. STEWART: SHE LOOK DEAD MAN, STILL DOES. GAIL: I'VE GOT AN ENDING FOR YOU. THE REPOTER LEFT FOR DEAD IN THE NEWS VAN, COMES TOO. STUMBLES ON YOU TWO DIP SHITS. FINDS THE GUN, FOILS YOUR PLAN AND SAVES THE DAY. SIDNEY: I LIKE THAT ENDING. BILLY: I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T. SHE TRIES TO SHOOT HIM BUT THE SAFETY IS ON. HE TAKES THE GUN AND KICKS HER ONTO DEWEY. STEWART: YEAH MAN, YEAH. BILLY: OH, SO SWEET. IT WORKS BETTER WITHOUT THE SAFETY ON. THIS IS GAIL WETHERS SIGNING OFF. STEWART: BABY YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS, OH SHIT. BILLY: WHAT? NO, WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? STEWART: I DON'T KNOW BILLY BUT I'M HURTIN MAN. ' THE PHONE RINGS, ITS SIDNEY. BILLY ANSWERS IT. STEWART: SHALL I LET THE MACHINE GET IT? BILLY: HELLO. SIDNEY: ARE YOU ALONE IN THE HOUSE? BILLY: BITCH. YOU BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? SIDNEY: NOT SO FAST, WERE GOING TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME. ITS CALLED GEUSS WHO JUST CALLED THE POLICE REPORTING YOUR SORRY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS. BILLY: FIND HER YOU DIP SHIT, GET UP. STEWART: I CAN'T MAN YOU CUT ME TO DEEP. I THINK I'M DYING HERE. STEWART PICKS UP THE PHONE. STEWART: HELLO. SIDNEY: AH STEW, STEW, STEW WHATS YOUR MOTIVE? BILLY'S GOT ONE, THE POLICE ARE ON THERE WAY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THEM? STEWART: PEER PRESSURE, I'M FAR TO SENSITIVE. BILLY: I'M GOING TO RIP YOU OPEN YOU BITCH! JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. SIDNEY: YOU'VE GOT TO FIND ME FIRST YOU PANSY ASS MAMA'S BOY! HE DROPS THE PHONE AND GOES TO LOOK FOR HER. STEWART: DID YOU REALLY CALL THE POLICE? SIDNEY: YOU BET YOUR SORRY ASS I DID. STEWART: MY MOM AND DAD ARE GOING TO BE SO MAD AT ME. SHE POPS OUT OF THE CLOSET AND STABS HER WITH A UMBRELLA TOP. STEWART COMES AFTER HER AND SHE DROPS A TV ON HIS HEAD. STEWART: YOUKNOW I ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR YOU SID. SIDNEY: IN YOU DREAMS. THEN SHE DROPS THE TV ON HIS HEAD. SHE GOES OVER AND SITS BY BILLY AND THE MASK. RANDY POPS UP. RANDY: AHHH! SIDNEY: OH MY GOD RANDY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. RANDY: I SHOULD BE. I THOUGHT I'D NEVER BE SO HAPPY TO BE A VIRGIN. BILLY POPS UP AND KNOCKS RANDY OUT. BILLY: FUCKER!!!!!! HE IS ON TOP OF SIDNEY WRESTLING HER. BILLY: SAY HELLO TO YOUR MOTHER FOR ME. SHE PUTS HER FINGER IN ONE OF HIS STAB HOLES. BILLY: AHHHHHHHHHHH! GAIL SHOOTS HIM. GAIL: I GEUSS I REMEMBERED THE SAFETY THAT TIME YOU BASTERD. THEY WALK OVER TOWARDS HIM. RANDY: WATCH OUT. THIS IS THE PART WHEN THE SUPPOSUBLY DEAD KILLER COMES BACK TO LIFE, FOR ONE LAST SCARE. BILLY POPS UP AND SIDNEY SHOTS HIM IN HIS HEAD. SIDNEY: NOT IN MY MOVIE. HER FATHER POPS OUT. SIDNEY: OH DAD, RANDY HELP ME OUT. ARE YOU OK. DAD: YEAH. ALL THE POLICE ARE THERE AND GAIL IS TALKING INTO THE CAMERA. GAIL: OK, STAY WITH ME. HI GAIL WETHERS WITH AN EXCLUSIVE EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT OF THIS AMAZING, BRAKING STORY. SEVERAL MORE TEENS ARE DEAD, BRINGING TO AN END AND HAROING MYSTERY OF THE MASK KILLER THAT HAS TERRIFIED THIS PEACEFULL COMMUNITY. IT ALL BEGAN WITH A SREAM OVER 911 AND ENDED IN A BLOODBATH IN THIS HOUSE BEHIND ME. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____________________________________________________________________________