H A T E M A I L


You, the fans of this page, have a mission. The people represented on this page make up the worst of the hatemail: nasty, insulting letters that have no purpose other than to display the stupidity of the writer. The people on this page cannot handle the opinions of others. I want you to mail these people and explain to them the stupidity of their ways. Actually, if you just want to give them back what they gave to me (frustration, hell, etc), well, revenge is a sweet dish.......oh, sigh. You kids and your hatemail. Well, I know you like hatemail, so lets see the worst of the worst......huh? What did I just say? Oh, nevermind.

My comments will be in red and italics

I find this web page to be very offenisve. I happen to like Dawson's creek and think it is a great show. Just because you do not like it, who cares. I really don't understand why your web page is still on the internet! It SUCKS GIRL!
Julie

Well thanks are in order to Julie for not putting "sux" in her message, and for voicing her opinion. She likes Dawson's Creek, so to paraphrase her, "who cares?". I know I don't. Sorry to break it to Julie, but apparently people do care, I have gotten overwhelmingly positive reviews concerning this page. Obviously she doesn't care, boo hoo hoo. But I was fine with that, and being told I suck. I have a pretty high tolerancy for that stuff (sometimes), but "why is your page still on the internet" kind of irked me. You see, I meant to get permission from the other billion sites on the internet, but it just kind of slipped my mind. I sure am glad the internet god hasn't taken my page off! Julie dear, one of the best things about the internet is that people like me can give our opinions to people like you without fear of the majority taking away our forum. Thats about it, yup, thats it.

Everyone send mail to Julie! Go now!

DAWSONS CREAK RULES AND YOU SUCK YOU ARE JUST JELOSE THAT YOU DONT HAVE ALL THOSE NEATO CLOTHES AND ARENT ALL PRETTY LIKE JOEY AND YOU JUST SUCK CAUSE YOU ARE DUMB AND STUPID AND YORE SITE SUX AND YOU SHOULD DIE CAUSE YOU ARE STUPID SO GO BYE BYE.
HEATHER-TIFFANY

Is she old enough to be using the internet? Oh no, I was wrong, Dawsons CREAK is the best show and I am soJELOSE. I wanna be Joey! WAAAAAAAA! Thats sarcasm, kids. You see, Heather-Tiffany and her 7th grade sensibilities have it all figured out, and I have problems. She had me convinced until "sux". Thats sarcasm again. But "Sux"? C'mon! Please, no more! If I hear one more person tell me to shop at the Gap I will scream, and why does everyone like Joey? She's the whiny one! Well, albeit, oh anyway..... Heather-Tiffany, I hope you're proud of yourself! You have made me a believer! I am dumb and stupid, I'm sorry. Lookie, sarcasm again. I know I kind of trailed off in this response, but how do you respond to something like that?

Everyone mail Heather-Tiffany! Do it, you know you want to!

HEY, GET A FUCKIN LIFE, DAWSON'S CREEK IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV THESE DAYS! YOU'RE JUST SO JEALOUS OF THEM THAT'S ALL. YOUR JUST A STUPID LITTLE JEALOUS BITCH! THE ULTIMATE DC FAN
adam stefanski

Why he wrote the message in Caps and signed in lowercase letters is beyond me. Adam, poor poor Adam. I suppose the only explination to this is that he can't read, after all, he told me to get a life (get a fuckin life, same difference). How miniscule is your worldview, Adam, that the best thing on TV for you is Dawson's Creek (No offense to others who list the show as their favorties, this is specific to Adam), and that you actually typed a letter in all Caps? I didn't think anyone over the age of 11 did that....oh I get it. Well, your age doesn't have anything to do with it, because you know the correct usage of the word "fuck". I am damn proud of you! Let me tell you something Adam, but let me first speak your language. THERE, IS THAT BETTER FOR YOU? GOOD. WHY IN HELL WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF THE PEOPLE ON DAWSON'S CREEK? BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE IN A HALF-ASSED TOWN WHERE MOST OF THE CHILDREN ARE THE RESULTS OF INBREEDING? OR DO YOU THINK I'M JEALOUS OF THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE SHOW? I LOVE BREAKING THIS TO YOU, BUT BECUASE I HAVE SKEWERED MAINSTREAM CULTURE DOES NOT MEAN I AM JEALOUS. IT MEANS I CAN THINK FOR MYSELF, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU, ADAM. Sorry, I have to stop now, I'm getting a headache. Maybe you're jealous, Adam, that you have to live in a fantasy world populated by creekers. Think about it, and if you dare write me again, make it sound intelligent.

Everyone mail adam stefanski! Tell him what an ass he really is
I apologize to anyone who might have been offended by my message towards Adam, it is specific only to him.

Mary sent Adam a notice that he was up on the Hatemail site and got this as a response:
Hey, I can see how you have your opinion, but Dawson's Creek is really that different from real life you know! What right do you have to criticize the whole cast when your not much better! And I think that you are jealous, making fun of all their clothes and the way they act, sometimes they get a little annoying, but not half as stupid as you are! And go ahead and add this to your hate mail, see if I care!!!
adam stefanski

Well, it started out intelligently enough: he respects my opinion. Sort of. I agree with you halfway, adam, when you say that DC isn't that different from real life, and that is in the Pacey-Teacher relationship, which I witnessed at my school. But DC is unrealistic in language (actually, my friends and I talk like that occasionally, but we're not the majority). If you'll read my page, adam, you'll realize that I don't criticize the cast. Nowhere do I call them ugly (the cocker spaniel thing was a cheap shot), and I've admitted that I think Pacey's a hottie. As for being jealous, why the hell would I want to become a vacant shell, a cliche of teenage life who's preoccupied with their best friend/neighbor/ex-boyfriend. No, I don't think I want that. Nope, I KNOW I don't want that. As for the clothes, I don't really criticize them that much. I own half of Joey's wardrobe. But you have to admit that the show sometimes seems like an hour long J Crew ad. Yup, they're not half as stupid as I am.....huh. I'm hurt. Let me crawl back into my cave and cry.

hey you fucking ass hole this is the fucking best shown on t.v for teens these days my fucking parents even like it so who ever hates the show can lick the the bags! thank you cisco
kim

What is so appealing about the word "fuck"? I can understand sporadic use, but using it multiple times in a 4 line paragraph shows how stupid you really are (I'm talking in terms of IQ). Did Kim pass 4th grade? I wonder..... Well, Kim, as long as your fucking parents like it I guess I have to, OH NO! My mom likes the show, so what? Whats your point? Actually, teens shouldn't be watching DC because some people (you, Kim, you) use it as their Bible and god and don't expand their POV's. Maybe us impressionable teens should be watching the nature channel. Its eye candy, Kim, it has no relevance to teen life, at least not my teen life. My relationships never turn out like that, my friendships aren't like that, and I don't know anybody who can say their life is like that. Dawson's Creek is all about who's dating who, and in case you and your friends can't see past your collective libido, there is more to teen life than sex. Sorry, hon, but thats what DC is all about, and they don't even get realistic about that. "So whoever hates the show can lick the bags" What the hell does that mean? Do you live in Boon County, dear? Slang only works when you're cool, sorry you don't qualify. Also, you failed to note that I don't hate the show, but maybe you can't read.... You realize that you said: Since my parents like it, you are all fuckers". Shut up and open your thick skull, Kim!

Oh yeah - Thank you? Go piss on yourself, Kim, you got me mad
GRRRRRRR! Feel Free to Flame Kim, she's pissing me off.



Oh, this is too great: she replied. By the way, Kim, that wasn't my email address. If you didn't have your head up your ass, you'd know that.

hello slut sup? for your damn information i have a 3.0 avg and FUCK yeah i like the FUCK word! if i knew where you lived you stupid whore i'd FUCK you up so bad i'm so sick of little valley girl bitchs like you, dont even be callin me stuid your punk ass dont even know me (thank god i dont know you) bye hoe P.S dont write back
Kimberly Reyes

THIS is why people annoy me. In one message we have "sup", "valley girl bitch", "punk ass dont", and every other stereotype I can think of. What the hell is a valley girl, anyway? Kim, you must watch too much Saved by the Bell, 'cause thats the only time I've ever heard that used. (sarcastically peppy)...Uh, is St. Louis in the Valley?....(end sarcastically peppy). I think Kim dreams of being cool and living in the ghetto, but instead she lives with her parents and little brother in the suburbs. FUCK YEAH she does. Whats your point Kim? I have a 5.2 GPA, and notice how I don't need overused explitives to make a point. Thats because I have a point, you just think its fun to get e-mail. I hope you get help, Kim, I really do. Anger management, perhaps? It'll do you good, I swear. Jesus, I forgot "hoe". Thats a gardening tool Kim, your 4, er 3.0 average should know that, and also know that slang only works when you're cool (I already explained that to you, 'member? Ohhh, that 3.0 should have a better memory. Besides, I'm as far away from valley girl as you can get without becoming you, and who would want that?


Well, she replied to all of these, and Kimberly Reyeswrote a reply to all of them, finally resorting to inane threats. Here they are, in all their glory....

hey slut well let me see you stupid hoe i really dont seem to give a rats ass hole about who did it (even though i really enjoyed writghting you the letter it made me happy) oh just want your ugly rat ass to know that there is no FUCKING thing know as a 5.2 gpa your just a lying stupid hoe oh one more thing dont write back hoe cisco

Can somebody please tell me what "cisco" means? Is she trying to be cool again? I told her already, it wasn't going to happen. And I wish someone would remind her every 10 seconds that a "hoe" is a gardening tool, because every 10 seconds is about how often she uses it. For her fucked-up information, a 5.2 GPA exsists, she's just too egocentric to realize that the majority of the reading public is smarter than she is. Wrighting? Yeah, she's smart all right. What Kim doesn't realize is that people return to curse words when they have nothing relevant to say. A well placed explitive can add a lot to a speech (see: Chris Rock), but a smattering of explitives can be fatal to an idea (see: Dennis Miller). I guess Kim never learned her sentence structure. Oh well, can't fix em all. I want a picture of Kim to throw darts at, I'm sure it could only improve her looks (lowbrow, I know, but if all she can think of are physical insults, well, I can stoop that low too). Ha Ha Ha Kim, you're funny *sarcasm*. And on a final note, you don't live in the ghetto Kim, you live in your parents house, remember? Sigh.


Can you say "dumbshit"? She replied again, and Mary got quite pissed off and reported her to the mail god at hotmail. She hasn't gotten an email from her since.

you know what you really make me sick (and your full of shit)oh one more thing fucking slut! how would you like a virus in your fucking computer :) bye bye cisco

OH NOOOOOOOOO! She called me (well, Mary actually) a slut! How can I go on! Oh, I'm better, because I could care less what some ghetto-wannabe thinks of me when she's never met me (thank God for small favors). But to threaten a virus is unacceptable and I'm pretty sure illegal, so she was reported. Mary also contemplated adding her to as many mailing lists as she could find, but Mary's got a kind nature, so she just said "na". Oh well. Kim hasn't written back, but I know she does like her email, so MAIL KIMBERLY REYES She deserves it.

I LIKE THE PIX ON YOR SITE BUT WHY ARE U SO MEAN????? I BET JOEYY WOULD BE A REALLY NICE FREND TO U AND U ARE MEAN MEAN MEAN!!!!!! AREU JUST WANTING TO BE LIKE HER AND JENN? THEY ARE BOTH SO PRETTY AND COOL. I BET U ARE SMELLY AND UGLY AND CANT EVEN AFFORD THEYRE CLOTHES!!!! I BET NOBODIE LIKES U ATALL!! I LIKE DAWSONS CREEK ALOT AND MY FRIENDS DO TOO!!!! JUST CUZ YOU DONT LIKE IT I BET U COLDNT BE FRENDS WITH US WE R COOL LIKE THAT. I BET YOU NEVER SHOP AT THE GAP OR WEAR COOL COOL TOMMY CLOSE EITHER!!!! I BET THATS WHY NOONE LIKES YOU AT ALL!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! U R A LOSSER!!! PS I DONT LIKE THE GRANMA ON DAWSON I BET SHE SMELLS FUNY.
Tiffany Amber Jessica

Tiffany, I can only hope that what your parents gave you will eventually wear off. I'm glad she likes the PICs, but c'mon! Yeah, that Joey who's a bitch to everyone she meets would be my best friend, and I would be dating Gumby. On the contrary, Tiff, I have many friends, am not ugly, and bathe regularly. Everything you're not......oh I'm sorry, cheap shot. I'm sorry but I can't even begin to combat this, she's much to fragile. Someone quick, buy her a spelling book! Tiffany, get over your sensory preoccupation and step outside the Gap. Actaully, although I try to stay far far away from the Gap (I do shop at the Limited, though), there's a gorgeous coat I want from there...but thats beside the point, Tiff. I'm sorry but I can't answer this. It would be unprofessional.

I think your page SUCKS! Dawson's Creek is the best show on television since Party of Five! You don't know what your talking about! So get a life!

Julie

No, its a different Julie. Equally idiotic. She actually told me to get a life, proving she couldn't find the scroll function, or maybe she can't properly handle a mouse. Maybe she relies on cliches for her writing, I wouldn't want to judge *sarcasm*. I don't know what I'm talking about? Well since PO5 is still on the air, that pretty much devalidates her claim. Oh, but that would be techinical....what Julie obviously can't handle is someone having *gasp* an opinion different that hers! Oh nooooooooooooooooo! Julie needs to get over her grade school mentality (but I'm pretty sure she's still in grade school) and realize that because people don't always agree with her, they don't have some social dysfunction. Julie's got problems.

Mail Julie! Set her straight!

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