Billy- "I bet Jennifer likes me...Her friend Crystal does. And that chick Michelle probably does. And that babe Chelsea ......I'm hungry.

Most of Billy's Exes- "Breath in, breath out."

Dad- "Wonder if Shawna's on that dang computer again. She better not be, cause it's MY turn. She just doesn't understand how important my Sesame Street Fan Club Page is."

One of my cats, Percy- "ACHHH!! IT'S A BABY RAT!! RUN!!! [brains herself] Owwwch......"

The other one, Mary Anne- "Food. Need food. Food. Oh, that stupid cat child of mine brained herself again. Oh, well, I need food....."

Matt- (See Billy's thoughts)

One of my Old Principals- "Must detentionize students. Must terror--mmm. There's Miss Teake. Hope my toupee is straight."

Me- "Must stay on AOL...Must make huge electric bills. Must annoy Dad by staying on.....Mooooove over butter."

Jason- "Need to make Shawna mad.....At least annoyed. Heck. I'll just be my charming self. Ooh, dancing cows."

The boy I babysit, Joey- "Hmmm....Was Shawna saying something? Oh, well. I do enjoy trashing the newly-cleaned living room...There she goes again, yelling at me. What did I do?"

Brian-"Boy, these Star War books are captivating to no end...so's my geometry book...[add sporadic thoughts of 'I wonder if she's gonna finish those french fries']"

Ben-"Beep. Zord capf neeki zong. Lakordx clack jong ne-shoo."

Kristina-"I don't like Micah....I don't like Micah....I don't li--WHOA there's Micah. Boy he's hot. I like Micah..I like Micah."