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First things first, this
page last updated: May 17, 2005.............
I have been a police officer
since 1975. Policing is a serious and sometimes dangerous business, but
it sometimes has its lighter side. There are many stories generated in
every Police Department worldwide, some of these are funny. I try and
take the funnier stories, compose a poem about the incident, and post it
around headquarters for all to see and get a laugh.
When I first started doing
this, I thought my "victims" would be angry. Instead, I discovered, that
some of them were keeping photocopies and framing them. Because of this,
I felt that I could supply them with something better looking for display.
I now print a copy on a very nice cloud background paper, sign it, and present
it to each person named in a poem.
Over the years, while some
people try to hide their story from me, others come forward and let me
know about the incident. When I receive information deemed worthy of a poem,
I go right to the source and confirm the facts. Nobody is immune to these
poems. I have written about civilian members, Corporals, Sergeants, Inspectors,
one or two about the Chief and even recently Bill Clinton, well at least
his security entourage. In fact, I have been my own best victim with a total
to date of sixteen incidents I've been involved in. I figured if I was
picking on myself, nobody could fuss too much if I picked on them.
All of these stories are
TRUE. They all happened as written (with minor adjustments here and there
to make stories fit). Even the names have not been changed. These poems
are available for your reading pleasure. Please enjoy and send me Email
letting me know what you think of them.
NY PUBLISHERS WHO MAY BE INTERESTED IN PRODUCING A BOOK OF THESE POEMS
AND STORIES, PLEASE CONTACT ME BY LEAVING A MESSAGE IN THE GUESTBOOK.
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stories contained here are copyright and may not be reproduced in any form
without written permission from the author.
Any opinions expressed
in anything on this page are strictly my own and are not to be considered
opinions of the Vancouver Police Department
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