"No more wire hangers, ever!" | Mommy Dearest
"Your god is dead, and no one cares, if there is a hell, i'll see you there!" | Trent Reznor
"The mind is a terrible thing to waste" | Unknown
"The mind is a terrible thing to taste" | Ministry
"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy" | Nicholson from The Shining
"It's not the size, it's how you use it" | any short dick man
"I see your shwartz is as big as mine,but can you use it" | Dark Helmet from SpaceBalls
"I receive mail, therefore I am" | Dilbert by Scott Adams
"No good deed goes unpunished" | Unknown
"Behind every silver cloud there is a dark lining" | Unknown
"I gaze into the glassy eye of your fearsome Jehovah, and pluck him by the beard; I uplift a broad-axe, and split open his worm-eaten skull" | Anton LaVey book of satan ch.1 vrs.10
"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" | Jehovah Ezekiel 25:17
"I'm too sexy for my shirt" | Right Said Fred
"Man with itchy ass have brown finger" | Confucios
"Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most" | Unknown
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and painfull ritual" | Latka
"God is dead" | Fred
"Fred is dead" | God
"Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put in it" | Arlo Guthrie
"Read and study the holy bible (know your enemies)" | Brian Warner
"Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!" | MPFC French Man