Hi all! ^_^ I am back with ep 1! Yes, if you need to talk to me, e-mail me at: oneechan@hotmail.com The old Hentai Senshi and the Neo Senshi belong to me. Solar Knight belongs to Anthony and Sailor Oceanus and Ganymede belong to James. ------------------------- Sailormoon Crystal, Part 1 "Doctors In Crime" By: Sailor Pleasure King Endymion limped into the Crystal Tokyo General Hospital. He had pulled a muscle while trying to move his throne to a new spot. He sighed in at the reception desk and the nurse took him to a room, only saying, "The Doctor will be with you in a moment, Mr.Chiba." And she left. He nodded and layed down on the hospital bed. He thoughts drifted until the door opened and King Endymion sat up, peering in from behind the door was a face he had kinda hoped not to see again. King Endymion gasped in fear and shock. "J-J-James?! W-W-What are you doing here?!" Endymion stammered. James grinned a obvious grin. "Please, call me Dr.Han, Mamoru-sama." James grinned. "Dr.Furuhata will be here momentarily." James added. "You called?" Dr.Furuhata said, coming it. Yes, it was Motoki. Endymion looked nervously at the grinning Motoki, who inspected his entire body. "So Dr.Furuhata, what is your verdict?" James asked. "What I think Mr.Chiba needs is a nice massage, shall we proceed?" Motoki asked, turning. "Oh yes!" James exclaimed. "Can't you just give me some motrin?" Endymion asked nervously. "Nononono, just lie down right here. Oh, and get those boxers off. How can you expect me to massage you there with those on?" James said, a hint of playfulness in his voice. "Hold on, let me get the videocamera." Motoki said and left the room, returning later with it and handing it to James, who turned it on. Motoki began. "Hey, that feels good." Endymion almost moaned out. "Told you I was better than Usagi.." Motoki grinned. James pouts. "Aww..come on, let me!" "No way!" Motoki snapped. James put down the camera and wrestled Motoki to the ground, as they fought over him, Endymion watched eagerly to see the outcome. Motoki cried out in pain and victoriously James stood up and licked his lips. But before anything could happen, Kelly strolled into the office. She smirked. "Ara James-chan, you haven't changed a bit!" Kelly exclaimed while Endymion quickly redressed and left the office. James and Motoki pouted. "Good thing I came when I did." Kelly grinned and the trio hugged. * * * * "Ara, Usa-chan! How utskushii you look!" Endymion admired as his one and only daughter descended the staircase. Usa blushed. "Arigato, Otou-sama." Usa smiled. Then Serenity descended the staircase in her beautiful pale pink gown similar to her creme one. "Ahh..Usako..always so utsukushii.." Endymion whispered. Serenity blused and smiled. She descended the rest of the staircase and they waited for Usa to walk down. She came down and took her father's other arm and walked out into the library. Life seemed pleasent at the moment.. * * * * "Ara, Kei-sama is so kawaii, ne Shi?" Chi asked his twin brother. Shi nodded. Mamoru Setsu, daughter to their godmother, Mamoru Kelly, walked up to them, tapping them on the shoulder. They turned to see her hug them. They hugged back. "I agree that Bruno Kei-san is kawaii, but he is straight as apple pie. Gomen. Not my fault." Setsu grinned. Shi and Chi pouted. "Shimatte.." They both whispered. Setsu giggled. "I will put it this way, if I was a gay guy, I would love having two cuties like you two hitting on me." Setsu smiled. Chi and Shi blushed. Setsu laughed. "Come on, we're going to be late for dinner. Okaa-sama is making sasami and salads. Michiru Oba-san and Haruka Oji-san are coming." Setsu said and ran for the house, with Shi and Chi close behind, as soon as they came in the door, they could hear Setsu's mom laughing, along with James and Motoki. "Ara, James-chan, you are such a nut!" Kelly laughed. "Konichii wa Okaa-sama!" Setsu said and walked up the stairs. She smiled at James and Motoki. "Konichii wa James Oji-san and Motoki Oji-san." She added. Shi and Chi added in to that as well, "Konichii wa Otou-sama and James-papa!" James pouted. "Why do you call me that and Moto-chan Otou-sama?" "James, saying Otou-sama twice is weird, saying James-papa and Otou-sama is easier. Got me?" Kelly said. James just grinned. "Ara, did we miss much?" A harsh female voice said. "Haruka-san! Michiru-san!" Kelly, James, and Motoki exclaimed. "Michi Oba-san! Haru Oji-san!" The kids exclaimed. * * * * "Must we do this, Queen Vile-sama? It seems so..inadequet." Ruby, the ruby haired and eyes female with a black dress on admonished. "Hai..for if we are to take control, they must be ours." Queen Vile said, her ice blue eyes darkening as she ran her fingers through her long purple hair. A man with deep blue hair and eyes approached Ruby and Queen Vile. "Well, Ruby was never in favor of your ideas, Queen Vile-sama." Sapphire said in a mocking tone. Ruby turned to him, fire dancing in her eyes. "Urusai, Sapphire-CHAN." Ruby spat as he snarled. "Silence! Ruby, go and attack the palace, in so they are aware." Queen Vile said. Ruby nodded and vanished. * * * * "Are you sure?" Serenity asked Diana, who nodded. "Hai, Serenity-sama. We must bring them back first." Diana said. Serenity nodded. Diana walked to the Mamoru house and took Shi, Chi, and Setsu outside. She flipped three times. A deep red wand, a deep blue wand, and a silver star shaped brooch appeared. She handed the red wand to Chi. "Chi-chan, you are Neo Sailorganymede. Raise this and say, 'Ganymede Neo FireStar Power, Make up!'." Diana commanded. Chi nodded. "Ganymede Neo FireStar Power..MAKE UP!" He said and raised the wand, balls of fire flew out of the wand and circled around him, a red mist following, it covered his body and then the balls of fire swirled around more and then touched his body at once. A flash occured and he was then in his Sailor fuku. He had red pants and a white long sleeved shirt. Gold ringlets were around his wrists and a red and white choker was around his neck. He also wore black shoes. Diana handed the blue wand to Shi. "Shi-chan, you are Neo Sailoroceanus. Raise this and say, 'Oceanus Neo WaterStar Power, Make up!'." Diana commanded again. Shi nodded. "Oceanus Neo WaterStar Power..MAKE UP!" He said and raised the wand, bubbles of water flew out of the wand and circles around him, a blue mist following, it covered his body and then the bubbles of water swirled around more and the touched his body at once. A flash occured and he was then in his Sailor fuku. He had blue pants and a white long sleeved shirt. Silver ringlets were around his wrists and a blue and white choker was around his neck. He also wore black shoes. Diana then gave the silver star brooch to Setsu. "Setsu-chan, you are Neo Sailorpleasure. Raise this and say, 'Pleasure Neo Hentai Power, Make up!'." Diana commanded once more. Setsu nodded. "PLEASURE NEO HENTAI POWER, MAKE UP!" She said and raised the brooch, it opened and showed a blue crystal, strings of energy billowed out and twisted down around her, making most of her fuku, a red cicrcle formed around her waist, creating her skirt, then three beams of light made everything else. Her fuku was the same as the old Sailor Pleasure's. Suddenly, Ruby appeared. "Who are you?" Neo Pleasure asked. "I am Ruby, 2nd General of the Dark Galaxy, I am here to find the Hentai no Hime (Princess of Hentai) and her love. So leave me alone, baka ko (stupid kids)!" Ruby snapped. Neo Pleasure, Ganymede, and Oceanus grew angry. "Watashi (I am) Neo Sailorpleasure! And in the name of lust and sexuality I will punish your perversian ways with my powers!" Neo Pleasure said. "Watashi Neo Sailorganymede! And for the love of cute guys everywhere, I am the first Bishonen Senshi..in this series!" Neo Ganymede said. "Watashi Neo Sailoroceanus! And in the name of the deep water world and everything below the waves, I am the Bishonen Senshi, Sailoroceanus!" Neo Oceanus said. "Pitiful.." Ruby whispered. "Pitiful?! PITIFUL?! We'll show you, PITIFUL!" Neo Pleasure snarled. She raised her arms. "PLEASURE FANTASY MIST ENDURE!" She said, as blue mist collected around her then shot out at Ruby, making her worst fantasies come true. "GANYMEDE FLARE STARS COAGULATE!" Neo Ganymede said, he clashed his ringlets together as a huge flame appeared in his hands, it turned into stars of fire and they flew at her, singing her badly. "OCEANUS WATER STARS PULVERISE!" Neo Oceanus said, he clashed his ringlets together as a huge tide of water appeared in his hands, it turned into stars of water and they flew at her, soaking her to the skin. "I'll be back! BAKA BRATS!" Ruby screamed before vanishing. And so the day's battle had ended..for now..but they all knew..Ruby..would return..