So you wanted to sneak in the backdoor, huh?
Well, we'll have none of that!
You want to sneak inside unnoticed then you have to pass the test!
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That's right, test!
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Answer all the questions and you'll be admitted into a secret chamber just beside my lair! They start off easy but get harder!*g*
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Here we go! Question number one:
In the subject of throwing daggers, how many are customary to carry?
   Two
     Half a Dozen
     One
If you guess wrong you are unceremoniously thrown back outside to the main entrance of my lair.