"While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and will gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concerns are global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, agression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method, is love." - Albert Rosenfield
- Albert Rosenfield
Albert Has Arrived
Albert's Opinion Of Twin Peaks
Albert Gets Impatient
"Welcome To Amatuer Hour"
Albert Vs Hayward
Albert's Summary of Ben Horne
"Dolts, Dunses, Dullards and Dumbbells"
"A Hail Of Bullets Would Be Nice"
"Look It's Trying To Think"
Snackin On The Shrooms
"Another Great Moment In Law Enforcement History"
Albert And Rural Life
"Where Do They Keep His Water Dish?"
"Woof"
Albert"s Respect For Sheriff Truman's Investigative Genius
"Farmer's Almanac?"
"Sorry"
Andy Vents His Anger At Albert
The Happy Generation
"Has Anyone Seen Bob On Earth..."
Jaques Reneault's Stomach Contents
"World's Most Decrepit Room Service Waiter"
Albert's Theory On The Corelation Between The Giant And The Dwarf
More On The Giant
Leo Johnson As Mr. Potato Head
Albert Peruses 'Flesh World'
"Practice walking without dragging your knuckles on the ground."
Albert's mission in the world
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