||To The Clean Up The Unions In Local
Union Organisers are Tired?
The members are tired of waiting
on competent and proper representation and tired of being fed the same old Bull just presented by
Who is tired of waiting?
Stressed out union Organizer "Lance De'Boyle" reports extreme pressure from some rural
councils attempting to retain employment within the local community , this is causing
problems in the orchestrated disruption planned on local communities by maverick commie
unions.Below is a brief excerpt from his medical appointment with Mr/Ms Dr. A.Nita.B.Low ,
an ex Green Beret who discovered his/her true self , and has recently
graduated from Phnom Phen Medical School with honours in : Hm.Trans.S.i.m.p..
Dr.A.Nita.B.Low is currently seconded to the Union
movement ,to study the effects of R.S.I. in public bars and Brothels in Third World
countries. The purpose being , that if we continue to let Unions ruin this country ,
AUSTRALIA , we will be a Third World Country and the only bars they will be able
to drink in will be Brothels.
afraid Mr.Boyle ,there ares some character defects whichare affecting your
equilibrium.,Have you thought of a career change .With some mind altering substances we
could fit you into a Labor Organisation" "Do want to give it a
medical misfit, I bet you`re a bloody Union Member". "Its those Bastards that
are causing me all the problems , just because they give me $50,000 ayear and luxury car
and a mobile phone and all the other little perks like holidays . The Selfish Bastards
want me to work as well." "Always ringing me up when they are going to be sacked
or have a pay cut , I have other more important things to do."Like fishing and I just
love that deep sleep therapy." But I am lost, since my proxy `MUMMY`got the shaft"
Lance De'Boyle has expressed greats concerns about
his ability to cope with these stressful times and complains of Members squeezing
him unnecessarily causing him to weep profusely on occasions , the administration of
Prozac , or that more popular Social(ist)mind altering substance Cipramil has given poor
Lance no respite.Even the application of soothing "Erythromycin" no longer
clams his throbbing head. In fact his constant whingeing is causing many members to feel
spite toward the red, swollen , nauseating and pulsating "Boyle".Some have
suggested the extreme action of taking off the head , this caused great consternation with
the Woymins Committee and they have passionately complained about Sexual Harassment
, or perhaps it was the lack thereof . We apologise for any inaccuracies in our report ,
it could be due to Industrial Deafness , which will be evident until the claim is
finalised , then a Miracle will occur at a Pentecostal meeting while on a trip to
Disneyland , the length of which (the trip) will depend on the amount of compensation paid
for the Industrial Deafness. Also, we like most myopic Labour Unionists can only
hear with one eye , or was that see with one ear , walk a crooked mile and sing with
contorted tongue . Anyway one thing you can be sure of is :Unions always get it
If you are really curious , contact us and we will
inform you when poor old Lance De'Boyle is going to do another performance. : firstname.lastname@example.org : Ph/Fx: 61 + 2
85885054 or 0285885054
We recommend an Industrial Court Proceedings , when you may have an
opportunity to watch a spontaneous evacuation of body fluids from all the Orifices.
Questions are being asked as to why the Annual Conference has been
cancelled , and the ineffectual , insubstantial and somewhat incomplete reasons for
this cancellation are causing inopportune questions to be polled, with the pleas being
construed as unfitted and simulated , this ostensible luminous radiance of
prevarication is causing great consternation among members involved in the upper echelons
of the hierarchy , this all pervasive and destructive affection is cautiously masticating
away at any solidarity not already eroded by perfidious and treacherous behaviour by
those who are paid and entrusted to safeguard members considerations.There is
certainly more to this Conference cancellation than meets the eye.Particularly if you are
a myopic Commie Unionist.
Clean up the Unions Believe it is just a cover up to make sure that no questions on
Finances or membership can be asked . We believe that the reserves,monetary and property
have been , and are being dissipated and wasted on flighty , idiotic and otherwise
senseless issues .Well if you didn't understand a word of this use of the Queens
English , then you won`t miss the Union Conference , for it is only with copious amounts
of free alcohol that anyone understands the special Morse Code that these recalcitrant
agitators communicate to each other in . A bit like trying to communicate with
Martians , and after reading some of the motions put forward ,some have certainly
had conversations with extra terresterials during their Out of Body experiences.
They may have possibly met up with the Onanists of whom we spoke of in a
previous Press Release.
Don't be an Ostrich
Take your head out of your Ass
The Unions ILO & UN delegate says :
"We want to send your jobs
off shore to help those who are less well of than you , and perhaps we can encourage a few
more boat people to do your jobs a lower wage. Not only that they won't whinge and
complain about how we run the Union.
"You can`t get me I`m part of the Union!"
"Join me in the Union"
Lets all sink together
|Derrick the Derelict recommends that if you are in
the Sydney Area tune into
between 6:00am and 9:00am on Wednesdays and
, on 88.1 fm. He also suggests that you contribute to Pauline Hansons Fighting Fund. After
which you can go and bite yer BUM.....DD...
Visit Resignation.htm , for
a print out form.
Visit Deductions.htm , for a print out form.
Regain yourself your esteem resign from the Union
Video Clip of Union Negotiators Busy At Work.(Large
file may be slow
Bill"What is going on about the Annual Conference , I heard that it was cancelled so
no reports would have to be given , do you know anything about it?.
Ben", "I have heard all the same rumours you have heard m but I also heard that
people are looking at having this Union de-Regeristered , it would appear they are almost
Bankrupt , compared to a few years ago.But you know that rumours are rife .
Bill:"Hmm. Lots of fertile ground for them to grow , but!sounds
Okay , Lets Contact Employee Advocate
and get the Good Oil.
||Lets Just Hope Before their Union Meeting
they take their.......Daily Dose Of.....
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