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Reasons to Hate the Spice Girls!
Of course I'd have something like this on an Anti-Spice Girls page! And I finally have my Anti-Spice list... actually, it's anti-all three groups, but I stuck it up on the Spice girls page. Let's thank xphile for this one.
And I quote..
"Reasons to hate all of these stupid wastes of human flesh:
1. They are involved with MicroSoft and are secret gov't projects to take over the minds of the youth, to control them and make them use Windows '95.
2. THEY ARE ALIENS FROM ZENTHAR.
3. The little talent that they posess is not theirs, but sucked away from other artists that have "disappeared".. i.e. Milli Vanilli and WHAM!
4. They are actually in Oprah's secret military division.
5. C'mon now: cattle mutilations, Spice Girls... The connection is right there in our face.
6. Explain the recent rash of alien abductions/Elvis sightings, Backstreet Boys, c'mon....
7. They work for CTHULHU
8. BLAME THE MONKS WHO HANG OUT IN THE AIRPORT.
9. They plan to take over the Swiss and rule the World's chocolate.
10. BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY WHO TRIED TO PUT OUT A FOREST FIRE WITH A SCREWDRIVER."
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I would like to point out to everyone who visits my page that this is only an opinion. Just because I hate tthe Spice Girls doesn't mean that I'm going to try to force everyone to think like me. I recieved a message from a Spice Girls fan today, asking me to give the Girls a little credit, so I will...credit for having loyal fans, who support them no matter what. Every group should be so lucky!!! Erica Leigh