Aram Sarkissian

hair: brown
eyes: brown
in the band he: sings and plays guitar
in his spare time he: thinks about the band
when he grows up, he wants to be: a guy with two paper routes
favorite saying: "pull my finger"
favorite actress: Jenna Jameson
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Michael Rossi

hair: depends
eyes: yes
in the band he: plays bass and sings
in his spare time he: dreams about snack cakes
when he grows up, he wants to be: won't happen
favorite saying: "And this one time, at band camp..."
favorite actress: the girl who does the voice-overs for Smurfette
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Ben Lazarus

hair: usually obscured by baseball cap
eyes: bloodshot
in the band he: plays more guitar
in his spare time he: builds more guitars
when he grows up, he wants to be: older
favorite saying: "Why do fat chicks drive small cars?"
favorite actress: Scary Spice
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Evan Bautista

hair: yes
eyes: beady
in the band he: plays drums and flatulates
in his spare time he: eats Chalupas
when he grows up, he wants to be: a Taco Bell franchisee
favorite saying: "...Dude..."
favorite actor: Corky from Life Goes On
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