Thoughts for the day
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
The test of a person's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
Whew! Think I will go have a cup of nettle tea now!
