So, he wants to take ViagraŽ!
Whoopdeedo!
After all these years of lying in your bed next to an inert male form, he's
going to pop some pills and become the world's next lothario.
No, don't get me wrong (oh what the heck, go ahead and get me whatever way
floats your boat) impotence is nothing to be scoffed at. It's embarrassing,
it's a strain on the relationship, it's obviously unfulfilling, and if you
can fix it, there's nothing wrong with that. I'd be the last one to lambaste
someone for medical problems that cause ANY failures to perform from kidneys
to 'no kid in me's....BUT....
THE PILL will bring instant life to the man (or the women who are taking it)
but does this bring instant life to the relationship??? In theory, empowering
a man with a new sense of sexuality should additionally recreate his earlier feelings of
love, passion, and romance that accompanied the love making he and his mate
shared when the love making wasn't from pill taking.
For example, take Christopher Reeves (would I EVER...sigh). By all accounts
and their own admission, they are still the same loving couple they always
were, and ViagraŽ is the least of his worries. A pill to stiffen his spine is
more what he'd have in mind. Romance was always there, and therefore remains
when certain abilities have gone.
But, give a pill to a man with a limp heart and a limp.....well, he'll STILL be
a man with a limp heart. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
Did I read in the fine print on the bottle, "CAUTION: causes prolonged periods
of romantic gestures, taking this pill will create the insane desire to shower
your mate with affectionately written love notes, user is subject to
spontaneous purchase of gifts to illustrate aforementioned affections, hugging
will occur constantly, inability to curtail winking and hand holding may require user
to spend inordinate amounts of time with significant other"????
Puhleeeze women! Just because your guy finally stands at attention, this does
NOT mean you will get the attention you have been standing by them for 'lo
these many years. The guys have suddenly deemed themselves the world's newest
gigolos and now according to the news reports, they're leaving you to pursue
someone else.
Okay, so I'm a romantic, so I think there are things more important than
PERFORMANCE! But, this is merely my thought, but then again this is MY
rampaging rant page! ViagraŽ has taken the male world by storm, creating a
whole new race of senile sex maniacs who want to show off their new toys
in new playgrounds.
No matter that ViagraŽ may cause blindness and baldness....you have to make a
logical choice here, you might not see anything, including the clumps of hair
on the bedsheets, but at least you'll do more than sleep on those sheets.
As a matter of fact, it might be a good idea to get some nice percales with a
30,000 smile warranty! Then again if you're going to go blind and can't see anything, why
seek out some young bimbo to share your new toy? Wouldn't it be a good idea
to be with your significant other, the one who has loved you NO MATTER WHAT
all these years....just in case you're also one of the unlucky ones who has
the heart attack from taking it?
Wonder if it's a reaction to the pill....or just too much extra activity?
Don't you get it guys? Erection without affection is dejection. Don't take
the pill FOR play if you're not gonna FOREplay. Don't do the dance without
the romance. If you can't hug em when you plug em, maybe we need to put
geriatric proof caps on the bottles.
A prescription for romance, that's what's important. Bottle that and we've got
it made.
The Doctor is in.