“You can’t take a good picture of a drummer with a drum kit.”

“We don’t eat anything with eyes, except potatoes.”

“I wouldn’t say I surf it… I’m more of a pedestrian.” (On the internet)

“I was a part-time agit-prop-Marxist-red-flag-squat-punk with a blonde mohican.”

“Oh dear, I think we’re going to claim we’ve invented everything again.”

“My sister’s called Sarah.  And she’s ace.  Nothing to add.”

“We generally pay people to order other people around now.”

“There’s always a Jimmy from Quadrophenia lookalike at our gigs.  Last night’s was brilliant.  Looked
like him, talked like him, wore exactly the same clothes.  Never seen the film!”