TOW Hawaii part 3
Well here it is, the final instalment of my Hawaii miniseries. If you have read the other two then dig in! If not I think you should because you will have no idea what’s going on. Enjoy!
[We see the gang on the plane back home. Monica and Chandler are in front, Ross and Rachel are behind them and last is Pheobie and Joey.]
Pheobie: Joey, speak to me, come on you said yourself that even thought you really like her that you knew she would end up with Ross.
Joey: I know but I hoped that maybe like Ross would get hit by a train or something...
Pheobie: JOEY!!!
Joey: Sorry Pheebs, I don’t think I even felt this bad when I found out that Chandler was in love with Cathy. What am I supposed to do, just like forget about her and date other girls.
Pheobie: What did you do before?
Joey: Forget about her and date other girls and give the guy that I knew that would get her over me love advice to do it with!
Pheobie: Oh yeah that would be tough.
Joey: But before it was like oh ok I like her she’s hot so what you know. Now it’s like Wow I like her and I still can’t have her but this time I accually except that it’s true.
Pheobie: Aww Joey, I wish I could do something, oh you know we could sleep together.
Joey: PHOEBIE!!!
Pheobie: Sorry but it helped Monica when she was down, you know I mean she slept with Chandler and then now look they’re in love.
Joey: yeah. Wait no how’d you know???
Pheobie: Hey your ear to the wall spying method goes both ways. That was the topic of conversation for you and Rachel, oh yeah I meant to tell you or Rachel, that Mr. Big thing is gross. I mean you and Rachel talking about that is sick!
Joey: [laughing] Hey Monica said it first.
Pheobie: Oh you can laugh now.
Joey: yeah
Pheobie: Ok and one more thing, like the number of times that they went to get "dessert" and like went to bed early was disgusting. I mean I guess they love eathother, but really. It’s just weird I’m sure that you are used to it right.
Joey: Yeah
Pheobie: And one more thing. About Monica being in bed with Chandler in London and Ross came in and she hid under the covers, I mean GROSS! Like he was in there when his best friend and sister were like naked eeewww!
Ross: THAT’S IT, PHEOBIE WE CAN HEAR YOU THERE ARE NO WALLS, THIS IS A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!
***Opening Credits****
Pheobie: Uh oh.
Monica: OH GOD!
Chandler: We were going to tell you guys to shut-up but we knew Rachel knew because of that night she was drunk and we thought Ross was asleep! Stupid Stupid Stupid!!!!
Ross: You!!!! BING, you and Ma...Ma...my sister, I...I...you broke the code man!!!!
Chandler: Look Ross, I’m sorry man, I love her and she loves me. I couldn’t help it. Your sister is the most incredible person that I’ve ever met. I love her so much. She’s not prefect, but she perfect for me. You are going to have to deal with it. She’s not mad that you’re going out with her best friend ok? So me a man about it!
Pheobie: Go Chandler! I didn’t think you had it in you!
Monica: I did. [she kisses him]
Ross: Ewww, do you have to do that in front of me.
Monica: So does that mean it’s ok?
Ross: How can I say no, you love him. [Chandler shakes Rosses hand but they pull into a hug.]
Chandler, if anything happeneds to her though, you will DIE!
Pheobie: This is so beautiful. It’s almost like...like...baaaby-
All: NO!!!
[We see everyone but Joey in the girls apartment.]
Rachel: I’ll be back in a minute honey.
[she walks across the hall to the boy’s apartment and walks into Joey’s room where he is unpacking.]
Rachel: Hey
Joey: Hey, I guess you heard in on the plane huh?
Rachel: Yeah, look Joey you’re really great, and I’m so sorry it didn’t work out but I really don’t want this to be the reason that it’s awkward when we’re togehter, like when Ross and I broke up. You’ll find someone.
Joey: Thanks Rachel.
Rachel: By the way I remember that day...where I was sitting on Monica’s couch and you tried to hit on me. And Monica said like she was mad because I had just ran out on my wedding. And you said, " oh like there’s a rule or something."
[She leaves. Joey notices everyone else in the doorway with their ears to the door. Ross is behind, sitting in the hall, Rachel helps him up. Rachel goes into her apartmnet and they all go in a hug Joey. Once they all leave Pheobie is left with Joey.]
Joey: Well I have to call my sister and pay her for taking care of the duck and little Yasmine.
Pheobie: Yeah.
Joey: What?
Pheobie: Hmmm...I know what we can do with this whole mess.
Joey: What?
Pheobie: We can write our own Dr. Seus book for adults about it!
Joey: Accually I think you’re better off with the "My Mom is Dead in the kitchen" theme.
Pheobie: really?
Joey: Yeah.
Pheobie: Oh to make you feel better I bought you something in Hawaii, but you can’t tell Chandler.
Joey: Oh? What is it.
[Pheobie leaves and comes back with a bag.]
Pheobie: It’s a 4 tape set of baywatch epsides that never aired, scenes that were not aproperiate to air and interviews and pictures and scams and between scenes stuff.
Joey: WOW!!!!! Thanks Pheebs!!! This is so COOL!!!!!
Pheobie: Oh but don’t let the animals watch it, it might be to adult.
Joey: Right.
[Monica peekes her head in the door]
Monica: We’re ordering Pizza, you guy’s in?
Joey: yeah.
[They exit and go into the girls apartment]
Rachel: So then Chandler said he loved you go on...
Monica: I don’t think Ross wants to hear this stuff.
Rachel: Why would you say that?
Chandler: Because he’s scrunched up his face, he has his hands over his ears and is with out realizing it or subconsciously is singing "Baby Beluga".
Rachel: Oh well tell me all the details later ok?
Monica: ok
Chandler: While Ross is still in this state...[he kisses Monica]
Joey/Pheebs/Rachel: AWWWW!
Ross: Ewwww, I come out of my shell just in time...so I can handle this, I’m one of the gang, ok what’s Monica’s nick name?
[Monica looks at Chandler]
Chandler: Man, you really don’t want to know.
Ross: Ok, fine. Resume cuddling. I’ll just order the pizza.
Pheobie: Oh yeah, ok Joey got his gift so do you guys want yours?
Rachel: Pheebs you didn’t have to do this. But if you wanted to bring on the presents! [Ross looks at her]. What?
[Pheobie disapears into Monica’s room and comes back with some shopping bags.]
Pheobie: Ok Joey got his present, to which Chandler can share I guess. [Joey showed off his gift]
Chandler: Wow not fair!
Phoebie: Hold on Bing! For you, I got Yasmine Bleeth’s autograph. It says I believe, " To Chandler Bing, I’m glad you’re such a fan. Good luck wiyh your girlfriend."
Joey: Hey!
Pheobie: Yours is autographed too. And Chandler I also have for you this real set of baywatch swimming suits for you and Monica, these are worth a lot.
Chandler: Wow! How did you get these? They are signed too.
Pheobie: Oh yeah um..my cousin works on the set or something. They were filming in Hawaii while we were there so I went to see him. I don’t brag about it because it’s a sexest show that is degrading to women. Enjoy! Oh yeah Joey this chick there was intersted in you when she saw your picture so I gave her your number. !
Pheobie: Ross, Since you went with me to the Baywatch thing and didn’t drool but thought it was repulsive you get a this not only your own Rafi tape to burn, but you get the lyrics too. Since that was cheep you get this palenotology book
Chandler: Ross got to go!
Ross: Cool! I’ll have a lot of fun with this stuff.
Pheobie: Well Mr. Bing you were busy having dessert at the time. Rachel, you get this manicure set, with all these tool things, and this book "Gossiping Secrets, when to when not to and how to stop".
Rachel: Thanks.
Chandler: Man...
Pheobie: Monica, I saved you for last because...Wow this is weird I feel like the Wizard of OZ. Anyway this isn’t just for you if you know what I mean. It’s a toaster!
Monica: Wow this is a nice one! I’ll treasure it always!!!
Rachel: That’s good, our toaster broke.
Pheobie: Oh...yeah...right...I forgot [she glances at monica]
Ross: Ok I’m going to get the pizzas now, Rachel wanna come?
Rachel: Ok.
Monica: Chandler and I will stay here. I have to unpack...
Joey: Umm...Pheobie lets leave them alone, I’ve heard about the way Monica unpacks.
Pheobie: Ok you guys all go I have to get the reciept for the toaster for Monica. [Everyone leaves Pheobie walks to the closed door. Monica and Chandler stand up.]
Monica: Pheobie, that was the perfect gift.
Chandler: A Baywatch toaster. I love it. [Monica punches his arm lightly]
Pheobie: I thought it was perfect you know considering.
Monica: Yup. [she talkes something out of her pocket. The audience can’t see what it is so we assume it is something for Pheobie but Pheobie walks out of the door.]
Monica: Well let’s unpack. I love you Mr. Chandler Bing.
Chandler: I love you Mrs. Monica Bing![they kiss]
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