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Welcome to my Rocko's modern life page. If you've never seen Rocko before, then read on...
Rocko's modern Life is an amazingly funny cartoon shown on Nickelodeon about a wallaby called Rocko (surprisingly enough), who is trying to make a good life for himself and his dog, Spunky, in America. When he isn't being sucked up by monsterous vacuum cleaners or getting fired (it happens every now and then), Rocko enjoys "Jackhammering, building models of the Titanic and is content just spending lots of time on the couch" with his friends, a 600 pound Steer called Heffer and filbert, a hypochondriac turtle.
...Until our paths cross again...(Heffer from "Bedfellows")
...Ah Spunky, I'm glad that's over...(Rocko from "Bedfellows")
..."Wallaby of the West" (from "The Good, tht Bad and the Wallaby")
...Rocko just misses the big sale in "Rocko's happy sack"
My Season 1 Episode Guide
My Season 2 Episode Guide
My Season 3 Episode Guide
More to follow......
Rocko and Heffer visit the health spa, Flambe Le Flab ,run by the Chamelion brothers.
"Eating and misuse of equipment is seriously frowned upon here, minus twenty points."
Rocko goes on a mad spending spree after recieving a Conglom-O credit card in the mail, but he can't pay the money back.
"The All-Scotish Show organ exchange program. I sold my second stomach --- for cash!"
Seeking attention, Bev Bighead invites Rocko to do "some odd jobs around the house."
"Ohhh Rocko, you little party animal..."
After Heffer's bedroom is rented out, he is forced to move in with Rocko, but Rocko finds life with Heffer is a bit too much for him to handle.
"Living with you has allowed me to explore new facets of my personality. I am a nudist."
Rocko and Heffer take a discount flight to Las Vegas (on D-REG Airlines) to get to the comic book convention.
"This is your bus driver speaking, uhhh, break maintenance is an important part of the safe driving procedure, uhhh..."
Rocko has trouble trying to give Spunky a bath. Meanwhile, Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm try to prepare lunch for Bloaty's boss, Mr.Ick, in a spoof of American Sit-Com's.
"Now I'm going to give you a nice warm bath. BAAAAAATTTHHHHHH."
Mr.Bighead challenges Rocko to get his house in shape, or at 5pm the O-Town building inspector (Ed's nephew) will condemn it.
"Gee Hef, it does look nicer when it dries."
Rocko's driving license is revoked and he has to re-sit his test at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
"Don't step on the white ones. Hot lavaaaaa..... PINEAPPLES!!!"
Rocko is left in charge of the Comic book store he works at (Kind of a lot of Comics) but power soon goes to his head.
"Now see where you are headed Rocko. Look into my nipples of the future."
After choking on a Chicken bone, Heffer meets the Dark Underlord of Heck (Peaches!) and must answer to charges of Gluttony.
"You are guilty of one of the seven deadly sins. GLUTTONY!!!"
"Hey Peaches, you got anything to eat around here?"
Rocko and Heffer visit Uncle Gib Hootson's Cattle Ranch, and Heffer tries to become one of the herd.
"That truck is faster than greased Pig spit, and old Slim there drives just like Steve McQueen before he switched to decaf."
Rocko attempts to get the garbage out, but Earl the Dog and inflating green slime from the Fridge stand in his way.
After Rocko's prize foul ball is shredded by Mr.Bighead, Rocko and Heffer go to a Baseball game, hoping to get another.
"A foul ball ! Right where we were sitting ! MINE !!! ALL MINE !!!"
Rocko and Heffer go to the movies but have trouble finding a good theatre.
"It's not new, it's not original. Come to think of it, it's not even very interesting, but it is coming this Summer. Dracula as you've never seen him before....DEAD."
Rocko orders a new vacuum cleaner only to discover that it "doesn't look like the one on T.V, Hef" (and that it has a mind of it's own!).
"All this sucking is making me hungry."
Rocko is fired from his job and searches for a new one, eventually winding up a the Conglom-O Corporation's Product Testing Dept.
"Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby."
Rocko and Heffer visit a Carnival, but find bone-breaking rides, rigged games and "one rude frog..."
"You know, for a second there I thought those carny games were rigged."
"Not everyone's out to rip you off Hef, you have to learn to trust some people."
Rocko and Spunky take a day out at the beach, but Spunky is kidnapped by a one-eyed Pelican.
"Gimme back my Dog you fish chewing freak!"
"One weekend, Bigheads, July 4th."
"But Mr.Bighead, it's January."
"Hey you, get your darn hands offa him."
Rocko races to the supermarket to beat the 12 O'clock deadline for the 99% off sale, but is "run over by a car, made to drag around a gimp shopping cart, threatened by security guards, beaten by a very large woman, and had his dog wrapped in plastic," (to name but a few things that happen).
"Grocery day is a very dangerous day."
The day before he and Heffer are to attend the big WWWWF match, Rocko becomes ill and is helped by the Enchanted Upchucks, Hurl, Spew and Wretch.
"These waiting rooms are real freak shows."
Heffer invites Rocko to his parents house for dinner, but Rocko is shocked to find out Heffer's parents are Wolves.
"Coyote huh, ahhh ya can't fool me. I can smell a Beaver from thirty miles away, beaver!"
Heffer organises a series of dates for Rocko which all go horribly wrong.
"Yeah Melba, Yeah Melba, YEAH MELBA, I'M GONNA DO IT!"
After watching a Romantic movie, Spunky falls in love with a mop, forcing rocko to seek professional psychiatric help.
"Your Dog is perfectly normal, however, what we have here is a... very sick mop. I must keep it... for observation."
Rocko decides it's time to get the laundry done, but is forced to visit the Laundromat wearing his Lucky Shirt. After facing a runaway washing machine and a Hippo Lady (A regular character for Season 1), Rocko has his lucky shirt stolen by the Gripes.
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day."
Rocko and filburt travel to Hollowood to find the Bighead's disowned son, Ralph.
Full half-hour show
Rocko and Heffer try to unclog Rocko's toilet, but discover that the blockage is Lolita, a Goldfish that Rocko flushed 3 years ago because he thought it was dead.
After finding that he has to have his appendix out, Rocko has a dream in which he takes it to all the places it ever wanted to go.
Rocko helps Filburt fulfill his dream of becoming a famous lounge singer.
After Ed Bighead suffers a nervous breakdown, Bev disguises Filburt and Heffer as him so that Ed's proposal (that she wrote) can be read at the Conglom-O corporation.
Spunky swallows a Fatheads Chewable Vitamin Cheese tablet. While Heffer and Rocko rush him to the vet before he explodes (Fatheads Chewables do that to pets, you know), Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm find the vitamin and think it is a gift from the gods (sort of).
Rocko and Heffer go on a road trip to see Flem Rock before it is demolished.
Rocko buys a new super - large screen T.V, but after watching it all night, Heffer's brain is sucked into it.
Rocko must attempt to get to work using public transport after his car is towed.
A.K.A -Night of the Elf
Season 3 Episode Guide : Coming Soon