Dave aka Cheif, Dueturonomy, GearMan: - after 14 semesters in college will finally graduate with a BS in Bar Management - steals menus from Friendly's, very sad, very true - even though 23, still tells girls he's 20 :) - decides with no skiing ability whatsoever to attempt a double-black diamond at Killington, failed, lost 3/4 of an arm and an ear, just don't mention this if you meet him - has a very strong right hand - an all-around nice guy, really - graduated with a 3.9 GPA...that is if you add up the last 4 semesters at Ship - has really naughty pictures of Bill Gates on his ceiling
Bob aka "2 Timer", "3 Timer", "4 Timer", etc: - tends to not sleep alone a lot :) - has a very week right hand, but left isn't bad - brings a picture a Vanilla Ice into a barber shop and tells the barber to cut his hair just like this, it didn't work, did shave his eyebrows like Ice though - actually bought both Vanialla Ice albums, yes, he had two albums out, I didn't know this either - has -plans- to goto law school, stress on plans - is basically a nice guy if he ever returns emails or phone calls
Beth aka Germ Sponge: - is trying to become a nurse, since she has a major injury every 2.3 days, is very used to the hospitol already - dates guys twice her age from Tennessee, anough said - went places alone with Josh...hmmm...what happened? - sometimes still beLIEves that people like her - has taken Chemistry for Idiots 12 times, and suprisingly, at last count, has dropped Chemistry for Idiots 13 times - likes ramming her car into other peoples cars, mainly, mine
Josh aka A Sloshy Joshy, Mr. Annoyance with a capitol A: - has had 37 girlfriends none of us have ever seen, before his current one, which only I have seen, or did I... - plays with big hards sticks a lot, for fun, even smacks people with them sometimes - his mom still combs his hair occasionally, in public - has set a Guiness record for most wet dreams after age 19 - has to do 25 hours of community service because of highly illegal internet operations that aren't in the "Friendly Code" - has broken up and gotten together again with the same girl 54 times in three years, and I'm really not kidding!
Laura aka Louisiana Goddess, Baby Tech: - puts up with me, a tough job right there - likes Metalica, who?? - has done Coke, Pot, Shrooms, and LSD, or at least told me she did when I met her :0 - has attended Mardi Gras, although she's never been to New Orleans, hmm... - is also known as the Magnetite Goddness, what?@!%>?
Monica aka Monica: - likes -really- stupid sports, and plays them too - likes really strange guys, and plays with them too - is way too tall for her own good - trusts anyone and anybody, still beleives the world is flat because we told her that 3 years ago
Pat aka Doc, The Smart Guy: - has had sexual tests done on him by aliens, 3 times - has 6 unknown foreign deseases from dating two many foreign women - is really, really, really smart - thinks you can't deposit litter...huh?? (very inside joke) - watches a lot of X-Files to see his friends - is going to Harvard Law, kinda nice to have a best friend going there, ya never know when you are gonna need him :) - has been deported to Japan but hasn't told us yet
Cole aka Cocoa, Bubbles, Party Pooper: - can't play video games to save his life - can't play goalie in any sport to save his life - speaking of hands... - is a really nice guy, just useless :) - has every disney movie, yes, he actually bought them - fav music is K.D. Lang - fav movie is Me and My Hand - has a cat with the highest meow ever..hmm, wonder why??
George aka Gerge, Lamb Lover, Little Bo Peep: - 2nd hairest person I ever met, 1st was at the zoo - but he's going bald..go figure - wears cream colored pants every other day..is that normal? - great cook - is 100% greek, so thats a big plus there - he's kinda tall and believes in the L-theory - wears Cancer Society shirts to bars while smoking 2 packs per hour..uh..ok
Kristin aka I have No Idea: - doesn't own any t-shirts smaller than size XXXL - is the smartest dumbest person I've ever met - thinks American Indians are the same as Asian Indians - can beat the shit outta most guys in most sports - can beat the shit outta most guys..period - has the VAS system and boy does she know how to use it
Matt aka "the non-Fitzer" one - is secretly an underground stockbroker with many money laundering schemes - has hit on every woman he has ever met and is currently batting .019 - and that is an improvement from previous average of .000 - "thinks" he can play sports...hehe, yeah, ok.. - non-secretly desires to be Fitzer, just so he can do Jenn - non-secretly desires to be Jenn, just so he can do himself
Jenn aka Rollergirl - is probably on everyones top 5 to-do list but doesn't know it - is a lot smarter than she looks - likes the movie Wild Things way too much - secretly desires me but is afraid to act on it cause I'm Greek - same for Gerge - since having the boyfriend, still buys way too many D batteries - thinks Nancy is really cute when drinking..hmm - hasn't bought a beer at last count in 47 days, but yet is drunk a lot
Nancy aka Huh?? - is a very cheap date, a shot of light beer and she's gone - was on Jeopardy, met Alex, we are all reeally jealous :) - has done lots of research at !!**JOHNS HOPKINS**!!but only a little atUPenn - has the "appearance" of being sweet and innocent - has the "appearance" of knowing what the hell she is doing - has probably hooked-up with Cole but won't tell us ;)
Thats all about my friends, in some indirect way, the info is really true. And until next time... -Marc (U2GreekGod)
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